#wehhhHHHHH

[xtealx]

[raenef]

Pose done by @/jpegelf. Commissioned from @/chevvy-yates

[de-sterren-nacht]

[istherewifiinhell]

have

any of you guys seen my knee brace. no not. the one im wearing the otherone. NO not that one either the velcos all worn out. the OTHER OTHER one.

[preydefiler]

I want!!!!! attention!!!! and to be told im so hot that they would let me do literally anything I wanted to their body pls and ty

[canisonicscrewyou]

Don't wanna donot want to go to work. Better roll over and sleep for another hour about it.

[zarithial]

Hi! Hello!! Hi Hi!!

Hope your day is good!

Remember that you are cool! I wish you the best!!

my day has gone pretty well :] Was playing some custom regions earlier, coral caves and hanging gardens, and was having fun with those! Rivvy is super fun to play still ^^ otherwise i was practicing bass n stuff wghich was also good. and now i am dying. knee hurts lol

[punkcherries]

help girl i scraped my tooth on my toothbrush wrong and now i got the Sensory Yucks

[girlvinland]

So much to do 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[salted-macarons-archived]

Working on a new oc concept,,,,,, salaryman who gets a silly clown curse put on him

[tokyosmaddhouse]

You are meant to be here.

[tapiocakisses]

thought of itafushi and now i wanna cry

[confetti-critter]

I feel light headed n I burned my hash browns n I dont want to clean today 😞

[lazyfox411]

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[stephanweaverofworlds]

@faridahmalik @oojamaflip-whatchamacallit

[crsssie]

proposal - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

"Hope dinner's been good." Simon hums, checking in with the table as everyone nods. He feels like he should be surprised that they scored and kept track of the bingo for class, but it isn't the first time anyway. Every now and then a student who really wants a good dinner hops on by.

"Professor Riley, you said we could ask questions, right? How'd you propose?" One of the students scooches over to make space for him as he sits.

"Propose?"

"Yeah!"

"Not the secret to a healthy marriage?"

"That's my next question. We wanna hear how you proposed."

"We or you?"

"We!" Another student yells.

"Proposed to her at my graduation, but I forgot the inner box with the actual ring so I had to improvise." He hums, presses his drink to his lips.

"Being?"

"Bit the base of her ring finger hard enough to leave indents when she agreed."

"WHAT"

"Oh... that explains why you have her teeth under your wedding ring."

"He has what."

Simon loosens his wedding ring, showing the tattoo as he shows the table.

Someone mutters a 'freak' under their breath that Simon raises a brow at.

"And the secret to a happy marriage?"

"To love your spouse even unto death." He raises a brow as the diner door jingles, his expression softening. "There's the missus."

"Wow he's down bad."

"keep it down!!"