#web and mia vibes save me. web and mia vibes. save me web and mia vibes

[blood-mocha-latte]

what is this webgott pulp fiction au you have spoken of

welcome to my messiest wip!! she's about a year and a half old and i keep tweaking her because she drives me CRAZY. however, about a month ago i had a plot breakthrough (via luztoye)! anyways, she's crazy she's fun she's flirty she's morally ambiguous and inspired by sylvia plath poems. slay

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Joe’s knee jittered under the table, and Webster had his eyes pinned to him like he knew how uncomfortable he made him.

“Is there a specific reason you dragged me out to some old-fashioned diner, or do you just not know what to do?” He asked, arms crossed and resting on top of the table.

Joe leveled a glare at him, but it dissipated as quickly as it came as Web huffed out a stupid little laugh, shifting against the red plastic of the diner seat.

“I’ll let you know this place is plenty fuckin’ good, Web, just so ya know.” He said, both affronted and warmed by the others ridiculous grin. Web widened his eyes at him, something between sincerity and mockery. 

“Yeah?” He asked, like he was playing a game. “So I can get anything?” Joe shrugged, leaning back in the seat and spreading out his arms. He sure as hell didn’t have enough money for anything, but. 

The boss’s boy, and all.

“Sure.” He said, and Web grinned again, like he was going to call him out.

“I like milkshakes.” He said lightly, and shifted against the creaky leather once more.

[cottageivy]

5 for the song sim ask game!!

we just met but i swear it's been years i'd pay any price to stay right here though the sirens sound the sky is falling love, you are the path i'll keep on following

[thegreatamericanfacebookstatus]

this got murdered by a bad editor, rip 

Last night I was sitting on my couch, fondly thinking about *Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again*, as one does. I have to do 24 minutes of physical therapy exercises every day, which I hate it and put off until the last possible moment every night. It's fucked, because I know I have to do them, and repeating these little micro movements will slowly, eventually build up my muscles' strength against dysfunction. I'll see results in this lifetime, *maybe*.

It sucks—it really sucks, and there's nothing I can do but do it. The one thing that helps is putting on a playlist, laying down, and pumping out some clamshells to "Andante, Andante." I had the music on and was mentally gearing up/procrastinating by playing with makeup at [redacted for shame] p.m., when I had an epiphany: the palette in my hand was the eyeshadow equivalent of *[Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again](https://www.glamour.com/about/mamma-mia)* (*MM2: HWGA* for short). I held it tighter.

The palette in question was [Huda Beauty's Precious Stones Obsessions Eyeshadow Palette](https://www.sephora.com/product/obsessions-gemstone-eyeshadow-palette-P45188659){: rel=nofollow} in Emerald ($27). I used to be as over palettes as anyone could be, thanks to the dated idea drilled into my head that you can either wear colorful shadow or [dark lipstick](https://www.glamour.com/story/best-burgundy-lipstick), but never, ever both, or else the sun won’t rise and the crops will die. But these days, times are changing. I'm doing what I want more, and really owning the *"I am the captain now"* philosophy, because sure as shit no one else is taking charge. Both in my life, and in the larger cultural powers that be.

My gut says *MM2: HWGA* helped me get here. It was the perfect movie because it was just a woman living, happily, and horror not befalling her at every turn (what a change of pace, cc: *[Dead Girls](https://www.amazon.com/Dead-Girls-Surviving-American-Obsession-ebook/dp/B071VR93HK){: rel=nofollow}*).

Donna was a sovereign nation unto herself. She was independent. She did what she wanted. That moment when Hugh Skinner (young Pierce Brosnan) looked at the turquoise dress and said it'd look good on her, before she popped out in overalls, thumbs stuck in her pockets, and joked wow, he didn't really know her at all. It made my heart swell how well she knew herself, and *to the left* anyone who's not here for it.

It's also a ready-made Halloween look. I'm probably going to order overalls next week, and so is everyone else—according to Pinterest, saves for [costumes inspired by *MM2: HWGA*](https://www.glamour.com/gallery/halloween-costume-ideas-2018) have gone up 1,636 percent year over year.

[#instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/BohvZi1FOzt/?taken-by=mammamiamovie]

Looking at the palm-sized Huda Emerald palette, it's exactly on point for it. Happy, yet with dimension. They're the kind of bubbly, fun, fearless colors that Donna’s style vibed with, while channeling the '70s love for sparkle and color. The foil-finish spearmint, the seafoam (s/o to the dress though, it was pretty), the forest greens, the yellowy grass tones, the blue-green jewel options. They'd make Donna proud.

Below, the palette and a few runner-up options for the same feeling.

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*Shop It:* [Huda Beauty Obsessions Eyeshadow Palette – Precious Stones Collection in Emerald](https://www.sephora.com/product/obsessions-gemstone-eyeshadow-palette-P45188659){: rel=nofollow}, $27, sephora.com

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*Shop It:* [Dose of Colors Block Party Single Eyeshadow in Nightsky](https://www.ulta.com/block-party-single-eyeshadow?productId=xlsImpprod18431008){: rel=nofollow}, $20, ulta.com

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*Shop It:* [Stila Vivid & Vibrant Eye Shadow Duo in Jade](https://www.sephora.com/product/vivid-vibrant-eye-shadow-duo-P432330){: rel=nofollow}, $20, sephora.com

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*Shop It:* [Nyx Professional Makeup Prismatic Eyeshadow in Mermaid](https://www.ulta.com/prismatic-eyeshadow?productId=xlsImpprod12011163){: rel=nofollow}, $6, ulta.com

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__Shop It:__ [American Eagle Tomgirl Overall](https://www.ae.com/women-jeans-tomgirl-overall-destroyed-medium-wash/web/s-prod/0436_1399_919){: rel=nofollow}, $56, ae.com

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__Shop It:__ [Free People Sugarpie Minidress](https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/free-people-sugarpie-minidress/5004673){: rel=nofollow}, $128, nordstrom.com

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__Shop It:__ [Free People Mia Embroidered Minidress]

(https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/free-people-mia-embroidered-minidress/4975269){: rel=nofollow}, $77, nordstrom.com

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__Shop It:__ [PianPian Women's White Casual Long Flare Sleeve With Lace Dress](https://www.amazon.com/PianPian-Womens-White-Casual-Sleeve/dp/B00VO4TQRE?th=1){: rel=nofollow}, $16, amazon.com

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[x-never-stay-sober-x]

This is a shoutout to all the overly dressed, emotional, high strung & hyper aunties, always up for an interrogation/ rapid fire round whenever they bump into us. “Beta shaadi ho gayi aapke? ” “Acha salary kitne hai?” & to all the brainsick, maniacal uncles intoxicated with alcohol, constantly comparing you with their sons but too drunk to notice that their pants are slowly sliding down. Haha yes! The wedding season has barged in & I’m talking about a big fat punjabi wedding where everybody just loves to create a scene. Disputes emerging everywhere, literally from paneer tikka to ‘Dulhan ka fancy lehga‘.

Hello drunkards! How have you been? Hope y’all having fun unlike this boy who has been sucked off to the last drop by his new city life. Who said college is fun? Ugh! Anyway! It’s that time of the year again when girls cut down on calories & boys do extra flexing, to look extraaa at their friend’s or cousin’s wedding, tantalising everyone around them!

  And so if you’re planning to attend a wedding this year, you just can’t afford to skip reading this story. Period. (YES! READ THE FUCK UP, DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL DOWN FOR PICTURES)

As we grow up, we tend to hate going to these mocked up ceremonies created by our heteronormative society but hey! At the same time we can’t say no to our mum either, asking us to accompany & tag along with her. Hence, it’s better if you go, you bring out the A game.

Indian Wedding Season 2017– Hottest New Trends

Colors are making a comeback!– Yay! Enough with all the minimalism, pastel & all-white weddings.

Technology stepping in– You won’t believe the other day I spent 4 hours watching a live-stream wedding on Instagram. Now if that’s not futuristic, I don’t know what is.

Bride with Aviators & sneakers– Umm. Okay!! Quickly moving on…

Day time weddings– Even in Delhi, Yes. Why? I. You can do so much more with the décor. II. Budget booster! You save money on booking the venue.

E- invites, destination wedding venues, pre wedding shoots & more.

Wedding Attire– Whether to Buy or Rent?

Decisions, decisions! You can either own it or lease it. The former might give you short term satisfaction but would definitely cost an arm & a leg, the latter won’t. My tip is: Contemplate & then make your move. Either way, it depends on you. Come to a decision after considering all the factors such as your budget, purpose, season etc.

There are plenty of amazing platforms available online if you plan to rent your outfit.

Pros: You don’t have to struggle much to find out the right garment, easy delivery system, multiple options, haute couture, designer wear under your budget.

Cons: Fittings (though they’re options available to fix it according to your size), Internet can be unreliable at times but so can be your favourite tailor.

  About the look:

  This navy blue dupion silk sherwani is definitely an exemplary choice throwing all the newly wed vibes. Elaborated heavily with all-over golden jaal embroidery and murky buttons. It’s paired up with golden dupion silk chudidar which can be worn as another outfit if you wish to reduce the burden of heavy layers.

How to make the right choice while renting out?

There’s always an option to return back, so chill! Take a deep breath & follow these simple rules:

Quality is non-negotiable: Make sure the fabric doesn’t look tawdry & tacky.

Do not procrastinate: Start scrolling though the web so that you have time to fix things up, even in the worst case scenarios.

Going over the board: Yes, you may! Experiment & explore, it’s a fucking wedding after all.

Wedding type: Day or night, indoor or outdoor, location, etc. Keeping all these things in mind. You won’t want to look like a shiny furry ball in the day time or wear something dull & unilluminating at night, unless that’s your ‘thang’. No, please! Try not to do that.

Kurta & chudidar: Perfect for the never ending, add on occasions such as Mehndi, Sangeet & so many more.

Click here to rent the look 

Weddings are special, make them memorable. As for me, I would like to get hitched tomorrow if I could but I think I’d have to wait. Hope you guys liked the story, feel free to write down your opinions in the comment section below. Personal update: My exams are here, I’ll be MIA for the next few weeks but will be back super soon! :*

Till then, stay warm & stay humble.

Outfit Courtesy: Flyrobe

Photography: Vidit Jain Clicks

  Akshay Sharma

NSS.

  The Wedding Collection ’17 – Season Special This is a shoutout to all the overly dressed, emotional, high strung & hyper aunties, always up for an interrogation/ rapid fire round whenever they bump into us.