#weaselnerd this joke is for you 😆

[shy-nightmare]

Dear @weaselnerd,

Hi, Me! I'm Shy-Nightmare! 👋

Yes, I made a sort-of Dad joke. No, I will not apologize 🤭

BTW, your Character Maker is so pretty 😍!

cherrybeez's character maker

Link to the Picrew

Made by @cherrybeez here on Tumblr!

[shy-nightmare]

Had another dream again. @weaselnerd, @lastofautumn, @imaginarytoon1, and everyone else who liked my dream posts, you guys know what means 😉

STORY TIME!

This GIF does not belong to me. It belongs to @mhall070. I give credit 😊

This time, I'm in the Terminal Bar Station with Roger and these two old flames. We're just sitting and chatting, pals being pals and all that good stuff. Eddie turns to me and says, "Kid, you gotta keep postin' your chapters".

💢 SIR, DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! YOU HAD YOUR TURN ALMOST A WEEK AGO! I SAID WAIT! 💢

And Roger, our lord and savior, defends me. He frowns at Eddie and is just like, "Eddie, come on! She wants to go at her own pace, for herself and her friends! Be patient!"

Yeah, see Eddie?! Roger knows what I'm talkin' about!

Thank you, Roger 😊

Guys, I joke you not. They keep haunting me in my sleep! Somebody save me and call the Ghostbusters 👻! My house is haunted! 😱

Damn, Eddie's being salty with me. Well, guess what, Jack Daniels? That's what you get for disrespecting the twins! 😤

These people keep torturing me into posting more than one of my chapters. Like, OK, do you guys still watch Looney Tunes? I just found another classic yesterday called "Racketeer Rabbit" directed by Friz Freleng starring Edward G. Robinson and Peter Lorre.

😆, they're like Bugs tricking Rocky into giving him the money 🤣

Smartass: How about me, doll?

Me: Oh yeah, one for you!

Greasy: And me, Chiquita!

Me: 😑...fine, one for you

Wheezy: And me, luv.

Me: OK, sure. One for you!

Eddie: And me, Shy.

Me: 😑 You already had your turn. Shoo

Jessica: 💋 How about me, darling?

Me: 😳 M-Ma'am, your turn is next month for Chapter Four, but I guess I can make an exception. Here you go!

Roger: What about me? 🥺

Me: Of course! Here you are. Thank you for your patience, kind sir! 😊

Baby Herman: Hey! What about ME?! 😠

Tom, grabbing Herman by the nape of his neck and kicking him out of the window: Scram!

Thank you, Tom 😊

Psycho: And me, Shy!

Me: One for you, too!

Stupid, shyly tapping me on the shoulder: Duh, what about me? 🥺

Me: Stu, my sweet precious potato 🥔 teddy bear 🧸, I will give you all the chapters you want, you adorable innocent baby 👶*pours all my chapters on him like a waterfall*

Doom: ...How about-

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!