#wearenoticed

[rftwfic]

Wrote this silliness for my bestie @wearenot-monster​ this morning and decided to share. For reference sterek are in their 30s and just moved back to Beacon Hills.

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Stiles pulled the ice cream scoop out from under the stream of hot water, shaking it a few times before he dug into the tub of vanilla. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Scott walk into the kitchen, depositing his and Kira's plates into the sink. 

"Hey, can you look in the fridge for me?" Stiles asked as he plopped a big scoop of ice cream into a bowl. "I should have a jar of macerated strawberries in there." 

Scott stopped halfway to the fridge. His eyebrows scrunched up in confusion. "You-" he paused for a moment, unsure of his next words. "You masturbated some strawberries?" 

Stiles smiled at him, warmth filling his chest and amusement tickling his cheeks. "I've really missed you, buddy." 

Scott's expression shifted, opening up into something genuine. "Aw, I missed you too, dude." 

Stiles stepped away from the kitchen island and the half full bowls of ice cream to reach into the fridge. He pulled out a repurposed jam jar full of sliced strawberries swimming in their own sugary syrup. He shook it at Scott before placing it down on the counter. "Masturbated strawberries." 

Scott's eyebrows rose in surprised intrigue, and he gave a soft, "oh," but didn't question Stiles further. 

Once Stiles was done divvying out ice cream, fruit, and chocolate syrup, he and Scott carried the bowls into the dining room. As soon as Stiles saw Derek it was clear he was trying to hold in his laughter, his head tilted down and lips pressed tightly together. Thankfully Kira and Isaac were too busy talking to each other to notice. 

Stiles took his seat next to Derek and elbowed him in the ribs. Derek, as usual, was completely unaffected, but at least had the dignity to lean into Stiles and hide his snickering with a kiss to his cheek. "Aren't you glad we moved back home?" he whispered into his mate's ear.

Stiles stabbed at his dessert with a spoon. "Of course. It's nice to see some things never change."

[babyawacs]

all #dino s and #graboid s with shattered doors itis ptsd tomistrust male sexuality but wearenot all bad.  @bbc_whys .@us_stratcom .@energy @doescience @all @world ‎ /// all @dino s @DINOS @minion s  and @graboid s ifyoustrafedthecase thatis thankyoufor your support take care yourlife is valuable as mine ‎

all #dino s and #graboid s with shattered doors itis ptsd tomistrust male sexuality but wearenot all bad. @bbc_whys .@us_stratcom .@energy @doescience @all @world /// all @dino s @DINOS @minion s and @graboid s ifyoustrafedthecase thatis thankyoufor your support take care yourlife is valuable as mine I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE…

[ufosightingsfootage]

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Seriously, this is absolutely under rated, hardly ever posted, never talked about or mentioned! It bloody happened! It was picked up in every spectrum, it was there filled it’s tanks and did one! Hyper space, warp drives all that we humans who watch tv but only know a little bit about science etc that’s gotta be where it went? I ain’t lying, I don’t even know what energy it engages to depart from the sun but it did! It backed away, released the hurricane of energy and disappeared in to the inky black of space between the stars. It is utilizing an unknown force, energy and propulsion system because to move a “thing” 20 times the size of Earth 🌍 is unknown. You can’t supersize nuclear power it doesn’t work like that. It’s an unknown from the second we laid eyes on it to the second it left. Everything about it is epic, God knows what is in charge of it, what is coming up with and executing the commands. @ufosightingsfootage @cryptic_aliens #ufosightingsfootage #ufosfootage #ufos #sun #thesun #sunufo #ufoatsun #sunalien #aliensatsun #aliensun #beaware #ufosinourspace #theyvenoticedus #wearenoticed #theyarecoming #wereencircled #undersurveillancebyufos #ufoswatchingandwaiting Posted @withrepost • @ufo_info Огромное нло подпитуется от солнца🤔 #project #нло #солнце #космос #4x4 #aliens #ufo (at Poulton, Blackpool, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuvrPwrBww3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6o25lkdgj86b

[haytuanputri]

setiap orang pasti membutuhkan sandaran, entah itu teman atau hanya sebatas kenalan. Bagi yang sedang berputus cinta, sesungguhnya aku tak tega tapi bagaimana lagi aku sudah terlanjur memendam ketidaksukaan terhadapnya

Kantor suami, 11 wita

[iamsoclaude]

I've been out of JFK since 1986, so my girlfriend finding days are well past me!!! I want long walks, random road trips, going to church together, one bank account for us, family visits, date night every Saturday, sleeping in the same bed even when we are mad at each other, Saints game partner, Pelicans games partner, let's go shoot some pool Bae outings, let's go buy groceries together outings, PTA Conferences together outings, college selection committee partner, hate that I have to leave you in the morning love, can't wait until I get home to you love, let's cook dinner together Bae love, I'll wash while you dry love,... Get my picture? #IfYourCommunicationSkills #AreNotLikeMine #MarriageLanguage #Faithfulness #Respect #Honesty #UntilTheWheelsComeOff #Trust #Undying #Nonstop #CanNotLiveWithout #WeAreNOT #GoingToBeTogetherThatLong (at Marriage) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDCUCI-FCDK/?igshid=m2vhd5xcg3wi

[samanthalauzon]

#WeAreNot (at Laval-Des-Rapides, Quebec) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAx6j9MD4Ap/?igshid=1hywlqq8r8qm0

[gutssnglory]

If there's an imbalance in our internal ecosystem, we address it. The same should count for the external ecosystem we call home. We can't be everywhere at once, but if you're able to, monetary donations will help to further fund the organizations on the ground responding to the immediate ongoing crisis in Australia. Or if you have some time and are able to give, blood donations is another way in which you can be of support. . Thinking long-term, we must realize the very real effects of climate change. It starts with you. Go out, optimize your potential, and take effect. No act is too small. #wearenot #powerless . List of organizations taking donations link in bio. . #australianbushfires #watchandact #gutsnglorypodcast #podcast #community #connection #biopsychosocialspiritual #illustration https://www.instagram.com/p/B7GrpYIgO6N/?igshid=6i721k5wrp1i

[bellasoprano1972]

Mimi and Sawyer's day at the park!!!! #philburnbaby #zookeepers #wearenot #bestfriends #mimisboy #littlebambino (at Columbian Park Zoo)

[patheticpenis-blog1]

Done and Gone

Sometimes I wonder…

What if one day Larry’s management wake up and there’s no trace of any larries anymore? Or at all?

No tweets, no instagram posts, no manips, no Tumblr conspiracy theories about Larry, no nothing.

No @/daggerrose @/strxnglxrry, just @/harryiscute @/lougendary and just none.

What if, what if we give them what they want? To stop fighting?

Will they allow them to be free of stunts? Will they allow them to do/wear/act what they please?

Or will they push them everything H&L don’t want even more and vigorously just because… finally.

At this point I feel like they’re now just trying to prove to us, Larries, something. That Larry isn’t real and that we should give up and fuck off.

Of course, each and one of us will fight till the end, that’s a fact.

But just like I asked, What if?

What if we fight silently, root for them in the corners, just seeing, listening and waiting patiently?

While the management and uas celebrate because perhaps we’re done and gone, and they’ll get the last laugh…

But what they were oblivious about, we are still secretly tearing up whenever H&L make some kind of interaction, whenever we can just tell things people who don’t look closely won’t be able to tell, that our day is still cheered up just by looking at Larry’s photos.

Sometimes I wonder…

What if management begin slipping up? Forgetting to give Larry stunts and stupid pap walks because who’ll even fight to them about that?

What if they get tired? And bored? And worn out?

Because they’re fighting a battle that they thought they already won about.

What if slowly, gradually and surreptitiously, Larry starts coming out of their hiding and everything that we dream about fall back in to place.

And management will panic because ‘damage control!!!’ but it’s already too late…

Because Harry and Louis will be having their own walk outside a kale smoothie shop hand in hand with matching genuinely, seriously, obviously, God honest truth, honestly smiles that will make them eyes crinkle on both their faces.

dreamy sighs heart eyes wakes up

Louis is still with Elk. Harry was seen grinding with a girl model.

…dammit.

[drinkthepoisonedchalice]

Title: Ain’t This Life So Sweet

Fandom: BTS

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin

Summary: Jimin gets a call one afternoon that his daughter got into a fight at school. He's sure that can't be right, his little angel would never hurt anyone on purpose. Things begin to make more sense when he finds out Yoongi's kids were involved too. --- A celebration of the mundane: a look into the daily life of mated pair Jimin and Jeongguk as they balance their daughter, a stern principal, a bitchy ex, a pup on the way, and their large but loving group of friends.

A/N: I’m apparently only capable of writing fics when I give myself a due date, so everyone say happy birthday to @wearenot-monster ! I hope this is everything you dreamed it would be!

[xsandohs]

Made my first hair clips the other day! These were made specifically for @wearenot-monster since they're test driving these clips for me, but I loved making the gay panic pattern so there will likely be more like that soon.

Bonus:

I surprised them with the clips while they were at work!

[requiemforthewolves]

So, @wearenot-monster and I went back over the BBMA performance and counted the number of times there were cuts to the audience and it was 24 (some of these were already on the audience and just moved to another section, but anyway) I can't wait for the Korean comeback stage so I can finally see what the whole dance looks like.

[babyawacs]

Rescueminors They Pretend Things Sweartheir Life away We M U S T Enforceprevention andprotection

Rescueminors They Pretend Things Sweartheir Life away We M U S T Enforceprevention andprotection Cautionwith agree to utterly unknown theme test Itis A Conflict Theme Someoneorsomething Utterly Unknown Is this Depends ifyouagree ornotagre Thenwhat Idiots //// Lessdoom Moreprevention I insist Idemand No deathpenalties No capitalpunishments Wearenot the friggin bloody french…

[the-firebird69]

and it is a code and it is about Trinity adn she a character of hisrace andghwb cadre.notthe same cadre his is what the templeorchurch is about...but ghwb mayhavebuilt it. we seewhy. needpowerful weapons. now.and up they go mb.  and in the ground too.  tons of them. and they donttakethe bait ok wearenot chipmunks...and he is aghast but ok.  and tons seeitfearnowelook Trinity Hear in Boston massachusetts is onthe list tolook at bu tnow it isnow and Godzilla is showingup and itmeans Islam we are introulbeicallit this is analarmjustinleaves he is gumpand itis code and heisin Divinci Code and it is about him and he may be him in  away..nad it is Angels and Demons  and a DemiGod hits mac daddy in the future on titan we run out of time. htere is only death there bja for us...and youstop now ok demons arereal haha Sebulba calls you out we sa it and recorded it in Vatican records and will support you heisademon mbghwb inside they all look alike...and we see forced itbut are small thenumbers are hordes as we see. mb in trouble. Pope Francis written by me caa with mostly permission from the Pope

[drinkthepoisonedchalice]

Title: Enough to Make a Puddle Slime Blush

Fandom: BTS

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin

Summary:

The life of a slime rancher is a life of isolation, or at least it was until Jimin accidentally crash landed his spaceship in Jeongguk's sector.

A/N: Totally forgot to link this weeks ago, but this silly crackfic was written for @wearenot-monster for their birthday.

[xsandohs]

I know I haven't updated you guys on what I've been stitching lately. I've started on a bigger project that I'll post some updates on later, but in the meantime I made a simple little hair clip pattern for my friend to wear to work during their red nose day event. Lucky for me @wearenot-monster loves to wear my stuff and show it off to their coworkers 😂