#weakling smurf

[bluebluebluewoods]

i go up to the bar and order a warm glass of water, i wink at the bartender as she looks at me like im the dumbest man alive

[dotsonthepage]

Body types!

We had Hefty (beefy) and Brainy (Very Average) from before, now two other ends of the spectrum, Greedy and Weakling. Both are fun to draw, all very good shapes

not me putting significantly less effort into shading bcos I'm lazy

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

The Smurfs: A New Touch Of Blue synopsis thread Part 11

Start of Season 3

Family Time

Dwayne and Rowena come over to Gargamels, and Smurflily and Brainy Smurf get to know them.

When Gargamel confiscates Dwayne and Rowena's toys, the furious duo frees the Smurfs that their uncle had captured (Brainy Smurf and Smurflily).

Smurf VS Machine

Jealous of Diaper Daddy, Handy Smurf crafts himself a dysfunctional and overpowered exoskeleton. Diaper Daddy is the only one who can save him.

See Gargamel Run

Emboldened by her own talents, Stormy enlists Lily and Blossom to help her chase Gargamel out of the forest forever... but unknowingly leads them into a trap!

Hefty Baby

Hefty Smurf accidentally switches bodies with Baby Smurf when Smurfstorm challenges him.

Dragon Pet

SmurfLily gets a pet Dragon named Voltaire, an ice-breathing dragon. Rowena quickly finds out about him. Voltaire is then forced to follow Rowena's orders when she casts a spell on him.

The Ultimate Prank

Jokey Smurf pulls a prank on the whole village, who has all turned into rocks (and not Jokey).

All of the Smurfs are turned into pebbles when one of Jokey's pranks goes wrong.

Rowena's Plant

Rowena tricks Clumsy and Dimwitty Dopey into helping her cure a venus flytrap plant, but she secretly plans to capture all of the Smurfs.

What a Doll

Rowena casts a spell on Vanity and Smurfstorm, turning them into dolls.

I want a dragon!

Weakling wants a dragon of his own after seeing Lily with Voltaire. And so, he decides that having a dragon around would solve all his problems. But then, Voltaire swallows up Weakling, and it's up to Lily to get him out.

Magic Meltdown

Chef Smurf uses a cauldron from Papa Smurf's lab. But things quickly turn bad when the cauldron magically comes to life!

The Great Smurf Games

Clumsy Smurf wants to win the Smurf Olympics Great Smurf Games, in hopes of winning the prize, which is a magic sphere that grants a wish to the winner (His wish is to become Graceful Smurf). Meanwhile, Dwayne and Rowena infiltrate the games (as Grouchy and SmurfStorm) in order to get access to a wish-granting sphere.

[primeministerofantarctica]

tracker and weakling are both pining after smurfs that are down bad for someone else but tracker is "*sigh* well as long as dreamy's happy that's what's really important" and weakling is "what the FUCK has hefty got that i don't. wait don't answer that. shit."

[colesmurf23]

(OC) Piplayla The Piplup

Bio: Piplayla Piplup

Name: Piplayla

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Sexuality: Straight

Birthday: July 17th

Species: Piplup

Relationship/Boyfriend: Lui

Family Members: Piprella (Sister) Indira (Sister in law) Alexis (Sister in law) Axlina (Sister in law) Ethan (Brother in law) Tex (Brother in law) Axell (Younger brother in law) Indeeo (Younger brother in law) Indalo (Younger brother in law) Inah (Younger sister in law) Inaia (Younger sister in law) Aviella (Younger sister in law) Avielle (Younger sister in law) Axelle (Younger brother in law) Axl (Younger brother in law) Axie (Youngest sister in law) Axill (Youngest brother in law) Inbal (Youngest sister in law) Mollie (Trainer)

Personality: Adventures, Playful, Protector, Social, Sense of Humor,Kindness, Willing, and Zealous

Friends: Papa Smurf Slouchy Smurfling Vanity Smurf Dabbler Smurf Weakling Smurf Pipland (Best Friend) Estella (2nd Best Friend) Libby (3rd Best Friend) Alyssa (4th Best Friend) Oakley (5th Best Friend) Elysha (My bestie's oc) Andrea (My bestie's oc) Amy (My bestie's oc) Sandra (My bestie's oc) Mary (My bestie's oc and 6th best friend) Maurica (Our oc and 7th best friend) Juliaeta (Our oc and 8th best friend) Snowfall (Our oc) Snowey (Our oc) Lucia (Our oc) Luisa Moalie (9th Best Friend) Alayna (Our oc) Micola (Our oc) Feather (My bestie's oc and 10th best friend)

Favorite Color: Light Yellow

Favorite Season: Summer And Winter

Favorite Holiday: Mother's Day And New Years

Fun Fact: Piplayla is a normal piplup, she had an old look along time ago. Before changing it. So she is officially a new piplup. As a new piplup. She can be very hard to fine. While hunting. The hunters have a 5% chance of catching her. If they caught her. She gets out of the Pokeball. She wants to find a perfect trainer. She really doesn't like to be cope up in her Pokeball. She mostly likes staying out of her Pokeball. (Like Pikachu from season 1)

Extra Information: Piplayla is an adventures Piplup. she love going on adventures. She mostly go on adventures with her trainer Mollie. And Papa Smurf, she love visiting the Smurf village, with her trainer Mollie. To spend the day with Papa Smurf. She also protects Weakling Smurf. Since he's very weak. She may be adventures. But she can protect Weakling smurf. She is very playful, she love playing with all kinds of different Pokemon. And playing with her youngest adopted Sister and brother in law. She play with them alot. And also protects them as well. She is very social to playing with different Pokemon. She love making friends with the different Pokemon. She have a very interesting Sense of Humor. She love making Jokes. To make it funny. And kinda talk mess. That's her sense of humor for yah. She is very very kind. (Like Spongebob) She doesn't like to hurm anything. She even picks out flowers for anyone. She mostly picks flowers for her trainer Mollie. She can be willing. She's willing to anything, to keep her friends and sister protect. And she is willing to protect all the smurfs and her smurf friends. She does take risks. Because she is always willing to help, anyone in need. and she can be Zealous, when it comes to the Holidays.

Piplaya belong to: me

Piplup Species : Nintendo/Game Freak/Pokemon

pokemonfanart #pokemonnintendo #pokemon #pipluppokemon #piplup #piplup_pokemon #piplupfanart #bio

[mylittlegemlins]

Part 4 Smurf-fu/Who´s the strongest

SPOILER ALERT

It took me a long time to get used to that 8-bit music like turututuuturuturuturutuu

When I heard Smurfette say Maladroit to the firefighter I thought: wait ... clumsy is the other firefighter? Who came up with putting Dopey and clumsy as firefighters? Won't they bring like ... a lot of trouble? well if they want to die it is their problem.

First a giant nose sneezes them and now a snake vomits them? nope. no no no no no Who did this? you are fired.

The Smurf that flew off didn't get a fair test.

I didn't understand anything the first time I saw him so I hated Smurfette because she pointed like she was yelling at them that they left, and then she got sad because they left.

Eating mayonnaise with honey is a greater crime than eating Smurfs.

the scene where he crushes her like a fly killed me

They have said one for Smurfs and Smurf for all so many times that I think that must have been the slogan of the series.

Lessons to learn from this episode:

don't try mayonnaise with honey

And if you measure less than 15cm it is better to defeat your enemies as a team

4/10

Who is the strongest:

Weakling managed to make a plank and everyone supports him is so cute it seems that it is the first plank of his entire life.

I don't know what Hefty told him but they all started to make fun of him and I don't understand why, they were supporting him only 2 seconds ago and now they are bulling him, how easy it is to change your mind in this town.

If you can only support your weight to do a single push-up you shouldn't be able to support your own weight hanging from a barbell, I know because I never managed to get past one of those :, ^

I love how lively the village feels now that they can put on a distance shot with lots of Smurfs doing different things instead of putting on the same recycled dancing Smurfs animation, and two of them are hopping in the background.

This psychic lady looks like the only woman with blonde hair, I have no idea who it could be.

I found it better than the last 3, and I like weakling so:

6.5

[capnportofficial]

the smurf way of naming has given many of the smurfs complexes. either they try to live up to their name and fail much to the detriment of themselves and others around them (brainy, harmony, tuffy) or they’re resigned to their name and never try to change and improve because that’s their identity (lazy, nosey, sickly, scaredy, weakling). the only smurf who seems to have gotten over this is pushover, who actually tried to improve on the negative trait that had given him his name (yes sickly does count as a smurf who doesn’t try to change or improve- i’m convinced his constant sickness is a psychosomatic illness because of his name. he’s sickly smurf so he must be sick, right?)

[butterfrogmantis]

Can you reveal the ethnicities of your Smurfs humanizations humans?

Sure, I can answer this one without drawing anything so I can do it today XD Disclaimer, because I don't 100% know what I'm talking about all of the time so bare with me here. I may have to just state country of origin for some of them, and tbh for some characters I just don't know! I threw a colour pallet together and went 'yeah this looks good :)' so I'll mention that where prompted lmao.

I draw a lot of characters so I'll try to be fairly concise XD I generally associate the characters to their (mostly 80's) accents, and less the 'Belgian' nationality, so that's a start.

But again since race =/= nationality you get characters like Papa, Smurfette, Vanity, Farmer, Dreamy, Handy & Clumsy etc who are white Americans, Tracker and Marco who are white Englishmen, Gutsy is a white Scottish man, Painter is a white frenchman etc tbh there's a fair few so I won't be too specific here.

Hefty, Tuffy, Grouchy, SmurfTulip, SmurfBegonia, Pushover & Weakling are all black Americans, and when I did the Smurf Gals I was able to be a little more focused on SmurfWillow and Blossom cause fun with flags. Willow is from Guadeloupe and Blossom is from Ghana.

SmurfStorm is Filipino but probably w/ mixed roots, which funfact actually came more from a humanisation of a character from another franchise I saw another artist do, their version of this character gave me Stormy vibes and it gave me a good direction to go in with her design! :)

To finish off the grove girls, I have SmurfLily is Chinese, SmurfMelody is Japanese, SmurfHoney and my oc SmurfGadget are Mexican, and coming back to SmurfMint as white presumably* American.

*She doesn't have a voice rn

For misc villagers, Tailor is an Ashkenazi Jewish man, but I'm not super familiar with the more specific details of that, I can say his physical design was inspired by real life celebrities of the same background. The same applies to his cousins Spinner and Weaver. Brainy tbh I don't even know myself XD The first time I ever drew him he looked kind of Korean, but as of his new redesign ... eh heck if I know. Brainy's vibing, that's what. Don and Chef are Italian, Poet is White-presumably some country of the Caribbean mixed but I haven't decided anything specific.

For the Smurflings we got uhh, Sassette is white American, Snappy is African American, Nat is native American and Slouchy is Thai.

And on the misc oc's side of things just to wrap em up we got Elena who's Spanish and Butcher who's South Korean. Luddite my next gen is Indian, so I suppose that makes Passive-Aggressive and Clueless both Indian as well, Dopey too cause he's Clueless' brother so three more for the pile. And obviously most next gen will take after their parents with the exception being Quixotic who's adopted and Brazilian, and Nova who is an alien so doesn't really count since they're not even technically humanised even in the humanised AU XD

[phindbooks]

The Smurfs Ready-To-Read Series

They love to read AND now you will too! Learn to read with the Smurfs in these 8 exciting ready-to-read books made specially for early readers. Bake a cake with Cook Smurf, take part in the Smurf championship games, discover the magic egg and meet Scaredy Smurf's new friend and lots more! Each delightful book in this smurf-tastic set has age-appropriate vocabulary and sentence structure to make reading engaging and fun for young readers. Scaredy Smurf Makes a Friend Scaredy Smurf is always scared. Until the day he makes a new friend: a spider. He loves spending time with her, but everyone in the village fears her. Scaredy Smurf is the courageous one now! The Smurf Championship Games Hefty Smurf wants to get the Smurfs excited about exercising, so he organizes the first-ever Smurf Championship Games. Weakling Smurf trains very hard. But can he find the confidence he needs to win? Off to School! Papa Smurf is really mad: the Smurfs don't know how to write or calculate anymore. 

They are 100 years old, and they need to go to school again! But not all the Smurfs are happy about this decision ... Smurf Cake The Smurfs want to bake a cake, and they need an egg for it! So, Papa Smurf sends two Smurfs to fetch an egg. But they meet obstacles along the way ... The Smurfs and the Magic Egg The Smurfs find a strange egg just outside their village. When they knock on it, their wish is granted. Each Smurf wants to make a wish, but it might not be a good thing for the village ...

 The Snow Giant The Smurfs need a snow flower, and there is only one place they can find it: the mountain! They meet a strange new friend on their quest ... A Very Clumsy Tale When Gargamel chases the Smurfs into New York City, Clumsy tries to get Papa Smurf, Smurfette, and his brothers safely back to the Smurf Village. But can Clumsy be anything but clumsy? It's up to him to prove that he can be a hero too! Why Do You Cry, Baby Smurf? Usually, Baby Smurf is a happy baby. But today he will not stop crying! Smurfette and the other Smurfs are trying everything to make him smile!

[schtroumpf-a-lunettes]

The Smurfs That Canon Forgot, Ch.2

AO3 link | FF.net link | Can also be read right here on this post!

Ch1 here

I’m posting this chapter late because I was busy nearly getting fully taken in and deceived by a Chinese company lol. It’s longer than the first chapter though, hope that makes up for it a bit. Also, chapter updates will be weekly from now on, at least for all the future chapters that are already written out. Enjoy!

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Everyone slept in longer than usual. Once Harmony was awake, he made sure to rouse everyone else with a blast of his horn, much to their chagrin. As the smurfs had awakened one by one, Father Time was bombarded with questions and he was burdened with the unpleasant task of informing them that there had been no miraculous return while everyone was asleep. This was quickly apparent to the smurfs who had slept outside and yet they asked hopefully after Papa and the others anyway, in the off-chance that they had slept through the return, and that the seventeen smurfs had come back and were currently catching up on much-needed rest in their homes where they belonged. A couple of smurfs came running out from their homes at different times, eagerly asking for updates and prepared to be angry if they had been left to sleep through the return.

Once Harmony’s horn blared, the remaining smurfs came quickly running out from their homes or sat up from their makeshift beds on the snow outside.

Actor Smurf got up as usual, hungry and ready for breakfast. To him, all that he knew was that a loud noise had woken him and in his sleepy state confused it with the breakfast call. He went outside expecting to be greeted by delicious smells but instead stopped short when he was met with many smurfs milling about aimlessly and – Father Time?!

The events of the previous evening all came rushing back to him and it hit him that they still hadn’t come back. There were seventeen smurfs unaccounted for right now, and he was thinking of breakfast?! He’d just assumed they’d return during the night.

The villagers were starting to exchange looks of concern and a muted kind of panic was beginning to spread among some. Everything was supposed to be sorted out yesterday, and barring that – this morning. No, they were probably getting worried prematurely. They could be back any minute, so there was no use getting worked up right now. Right?

“Th-th-th-they still aren’t back!” Scaredy covered his eyes and shook.

“Aw, that’s enough of that! It’s early in the day. They have all the time in the world to get back to us, yeah! Why don’t we give them the benefit of the doubt, huh? The last thing I want is for them to get back from a time-travelling adventure to a bunch of miserable smurfs!” called out Tuffy Smurf. “We gotta be a little bit more patient, that’s what we gotta do!”

“You’re right. Have a bit of faith, smurfs!” Harmony agreed.

Father Time stood up from his sitting position and all eyes turned to him. If this was his only reason for standing, it was entirely unnecessary considering that he towered above the smurfs even when he was sitting down.

“Yes, I don’t necessarily think we have cause for concern right now. After all, Papa Smurf is with them, and so we can rest assured that the expedition is in good hands – of course, you don’t need me to tell you that, heh. In any case, I think there may just be a slight delay in their return for some logical reason currently unknown to us, and so for the time being, all we can really do is continue to wait. I’m afraid that I do have some matters that I need to attend to today, but you can be sure that I will return here this evening to check up on the village, and if you need me before then you can come to my dwelling to find me. But I think that the chances are very high that all of your fellow smurfs will be back before sunset.”

The smurfs bid Father Time farewell and Nanny told him firmly to make sure to get some rest too. And once he was gone, it was a matter of consciously maintaining a positive atmosphere, keeping their spirits high, or distracting themselves. Some smurfs were better at it than others…

“I’m really hungry…” Sloppy Smurf announced, and was met with a chorus of agreement. None of them had eaten breakfast yet, after all, considering that there had been no Greedy Smurf around to make it.

“I should have thought of that...” Nanny muttered, “I should have realised someone would need to make breakfast… I could have done that, easy.”

“No, Nanny. We all expected Greedy to be back f’r breakfast. And we’ve all been busy thinkin’ about other things, no need to claim the blame for this” Woolly patted her on the shoulder.

“So... what are we going to eat?” Tracker asked.

“Well, don’t be silly, we’re smurfs, aren’t we? And do we not have a huge stockpile of smurfberries? So what are we waitin’ for!” Nanny steeled herself and replied incredulously.

“Well… Of course, we don’t usually just eat smurfberries and sarsaparilla leaves for breakfast. Greedy, well, cooks us up something nice, normally…” Poet pointed out.

“Well, fiddlesmurfs!” Nanny laughed, “You smurfs’ve been spoiled rotten for far too long, don’t you know that food’s food? Now c’mon, let’s go get our breakfast!”

Everyone was hungry and so no-one was about to complain. Smurfberries and sarsaparilla leaves tasted just fine – it’s just that, it wasn’t the same compared to something like Greedy’s porridge or Greedy’s pancakes. It didn’t feel like breakfast, but then again, this was no ordinary breakfast under ordinary circumstances in the first place.

“Boy, I sure hope Greedy is back in time for lunch” Nosey Smurf said ruefully and garnered a few laughs.

“We don’t know what Greedy went through – er – is going through in the dinosaur ages, he could be really tired when he gets back! Would we really make him cook up our lunches right away?” Weakling Smurf objected, having taken the statement entirely at face value.

“Well, knowing Greedy… making a meal is just what would cheer him up and cause him to stop feeling tired!” Nosey grinned.

Weakling Smurf couldn’t help but smile, “More like eating a meal.”

Scattered good-natured laughs gave way to sighs. “I do hope we all get to see Greedy again today. And not just because he makes the tastiest meals you can imagine.”

***

Suffice it to say, Greedy was not there to make them lunch. All the smurfs had for themselves was a bowl of smurfberries for breakfast and a bowl of smurfberries for lunch. It was starting to look like they’d be having smurfberries for dinner too.

Some smurfs were torn between attending to their own matters or milling about in the main village to be at the ready for the return of the missing smurfs. Others took to passing their time in the village itself – two birds, one stone.

“Maybe they won’t arrive in the same place they left?” Poet wondered, “What if they landed somewhere in the forest?”

“Well then they could be anywhere! We can’t just go around searching the whole forest, especially in these kinds of temperatures!” Timber said in exasperation.

Poet sighed, “You’re right. Well I sure hope they arrive in the village, or that they’re making their way here right now.”

The sky started to grow dark, and everyone started feeling rather hungry. No one wanted to bring up the issue of dinner. No one wanted to concede to eating another meal without the missing smurfs.

Father Time returned to the village as promised.

“I’m sorry I’m late, I took an afternoon nap once my tasks were done and slept a bit through my alarm. Have Papa Smurf and the others returned yet?” He needed only to glance about at the glum faces before him to determine the answer to that question. “...I see. Well, that is quite troubling...”

He sat down heavily on the ground and the smurfs all gathered around.

“Just what is going on with them, Father Time, what’s up with those time crystals!” someone called out.

“Could they have landed somewhere else – say, in the forest, for instance?” Timber asked, echoing Poet’s earlier remark.

“I – I don’t know. Not unless there was a malfunction with the crystals or some kind of mistake was made, I – I just don’t understand it” he said softly, looking at the ground. Everyone fought to keep their panic and their despair at bay. Just one day, it had only been one day, it was nothing, it was no big deal.

Except when you’re time travelling, when you have the ability to go to any point in time -

No, there could be any number of reasons why they weren’t back yet – you have the ability to go to any point in time – except if something went wrong -

Father Time looked at them all.

“There’s no reason to worry too much just yet-” he began.

“Of course not!” Tuffy shouted, more anxiously than anything else, “I’m not worried at all. Those smurfs’ll be back soon. We can’t just…!”

“Yes, of course,” Father Time continued, “There’s many different possibilities here. I must admit that it seems not everything has gone according to plan, but it could simply be the case that the time crystals are malfunctioning somewhat, throwing off their time of arrival back to us or their destination. So their return could be off by a few days – a week – a few miles –“

Scaredy sunk to the ground, shaking all over. None of this sounded promising. So they could land somewhere dangerous? They could land right in the middle of Gargamel’s lair! They could-

Father Time went on. “The possibilities are... endless. But Papa Smurf is with them, it’s surely a minor setback they’ve encountered-”

And there was no guarantee they even survived the mission to return that little dinosaur back home.

“What do you suggest we do?” Nanny demanded, “You yourself stand there sayin’ the possibilities are endless, yet you tell us everything is probably fine?!”

“I’d continue to remain on the lookout over the next few days, with luck Papa Smurf and Grandpa Smurf will be able to get everyone back-”

“What do you think went wrong with the time crystals, Father Time?!”

“Everyone, please try to stay calm. As I said, it could be a problem with the time crystals malfunctioning. How they might have malfunctioned, I’m not entirely sure. Or – well, I’m sure, I mean the time crystals and their key are in good hands. I’m sure neither Papa Smurf nor Grandpa would have misplaced them-” Father Time didn’t sound fully convinced.

“But it wasn’t just Grandpa and Papa who were sent back in time like it was supposed to be… What if they did lose the crystals or that key you were so worried about?!” another smurf spoke up.

“Well...” Father Time hung his head. “If we are considering those as possibilities, then… It’s possible that they are all… lost in time...”

Some smurfs let out cries, some slumped, and others remained frozen where they stood.

“Without the crystals they wouldn’t have a method of travelling through time, without the key… They wouldn’t have a way to return to our specific point in time…”

“If I could just TRACK them!” Tracker yelled unexpectedly – he practically screamed the word “track”. “But no, they’ve travelled through time, there is no trail for me. But can’t you track them?! You’ve got to have some way! You’re Father Time!”

“I-”

“Couldn’t you just go after them? We know where they went – back to return that creature! We could just travel back to that point in time and find them!”

Father Time was shaking his head sadly. “The dinosaurs were around for… a while. I don’t know which specific point they went to, or the exact place they landed, nor do I know what crystal combination they used, we could search for forever and not find them...”

“But you’re Father Time” someone muttered bitterly, “Doesn’t that mean that you have all the time in the world?”

And how could they know the poor missing smurfs hadn’t simply had some tragedy befall them all soon after arriving back in time? Or if something went wrong and they had no way of travelling elsewhere, they would have lived for the rest of their lives surrounded by dinosaurs and be long dead either way. What practical difference did either of those scenarios make to everyone right here, right now?

“Those time crystals are just about impossible to track… I would need to have a very clear idea of exactly where and when to look. But at least we have some inkling of how far back they went… I will start making some investigations into it when I return back home, although I’m afraid that I can’t promise anything will come of it. As I said, I think we should all also continue to hold out hope for some time. If there are any new developments, please come and see me immediately, and I will continue to stay in close contact with all of you. I must be going now… I’m terribly sorry that you are all going through this...” Father Time took his leave with his head hung low.

Nanny commanded everyone’s attention once Father Time left.

“Alright smurfs, you heard what Father Time said earlier. The others may be coming back at any time, so there’s no use moping around for the time being. And Father Time just might be able to find some way to track them too, you never know! Until then, we all need to make sure that we keep this village running smoothly, y’hear me?”

Discussion broke out amongst everyone. The missing smurfs could be back by tomorrow, or they could be back next week. Or-

Waiting until tomorrow was one thing, but it was true that they all couldn’t afford to neglect their duties and their day-to-day lives until the other smurfs returned, seeing as they had no way of knowing exactly when that would be.

First thing’s first -

It was time to have a bowl of smurfberries for dinner.

[lilisouless]

If the smurfs sorted in hogwarts

Just rewatched a few smurfs episodes and i had to do this (cartoon version only) 

Gryffindor : 

-Smurfette (hardest to sort as she had a lot of the other houses qualities)

-Hefty smurf

-Painter smurf 

-Wild smurf

-Grouchy smurf

-Sassette smurfling

-Grandpa smurf

-Nanny smurf

-Harmony smurf

-Greedy smurf

-Vanity smurf 

-Hundreth/Mirror smurf 

-Dreamy smurf 

-Lazy smurf

-Marco smurf 

-Both Clokwork smurfs 

-Weakling smurf 

-Pushover smurf

-Nobody smurf

-Scaredy smurf

Slytherin: 

Papa smurf 

-Brainy smurf

-Snappy smurfling 

-Jokey smurf 

-Tuffy smurf 

-Reporter smurf 

-Actor/Timid  smurf 

Ravenclaw:

-Handy smurf

-Architect smurf 

-Poet Smurf

-Slouchy smurfling 

-Traker smurf 

-Dabbler smurf

-Editor smurf

Hufflepuff:

-Clumsy smurf 

-Farmer smurf

-Tailor smurf 

-Nat smurfling

-Baby smurf

-Barber smurf 

-Cobbler smurf

-Timber smurf

-Miner smurf

-Nosey smurf

-Sloppy smurf

-Sickly Smurf

-Sweepy smurf 

-Weepy smurf 

-Wooly smurf 

[subcutaneous7]

Prompt: Sanvers with “Teach me how to play?” Alex teaching Maggie to be a better pool player. :)

“So,” Alex shifted into full-on teacher mode, surveying the table, encouraging Maggie to do the same. “First things first. You need to use more chalk.”“Really?” Maggie crossed her arms skeptically. “Has that been my problem all this time?”“Pool isn’t just about skill, Sawyer,” Alex smirked. “It’s about feeling like you’ve got this. And for me, that means sticking to the little pregame rituals I’ve developed over the years.”“You mean superstitions?” the shorter woman called her out. “You know I don’t buy into that, but whatever works for you…”“Just might work for you too,” Alex insisted, picking up the small blue cube. “Go ahead. Chalk it up.”Maggie rolled her eyes, following directions, grinding the block against the tip of her stick, before handing it back to the tall redhead. “I like to put a little on my nose too,” Alex deadpanned, pressing the curve of blue clay against her own nose before doing the same to her girlfriend.“What?! Get out of here,” Maggie laughed as she flailed away. “You’re ridiculous. What, do I look like a smurf now?”“A little bit,” Alex giggled, wiping the dust off her skin as Maggie smeared her face on the sleeve of her jacket.“Come on, Danvers,” she whined just a little. “Teach me how to play?”“Fine,” Alex nodded, back to business. “Get over on that side so I can show you how to break.”“I know how to break,” Maggie sassed.“Yeah, like a weakling.”“Whatever,” the detective shook her head as she stretched her cue across the table. Alex took no time in pressing up behind her, bringing their hips in alignment, bending her over slightly as she trailed her fingers down the length of her arm, fixing her hand on the smooth wooden instrument. If she wasn’t so determined to teach her properly, she would have stopped to pinch herself, to really savor just how lucky she felt to finally be doing this with a woman she loved, something she’d always dreamed about. Instead, she whispered tips in Maggie’s ear, committing to the task of showing her lady how to improve her game.“You’re not even holding it right,” Alex sighed. “And I know you know how to use those fingers.”“You do, huh?” Maggie leaned back into her chest, kissing her cheek, letting her teeth nip at her jawline.“Guys, we are right here!” Winn complained, standing on the other side of the table with an increasingly amused James and a Kara whose skin had just about burned off with embarrassment.“Alright, alright,” Alex waved him off, kissing Maggie again before backing away. “I’ll give more pointers as we go. Let’s just play.”“Thank you,” Winn bowed, much more impressed than he let on. But this was serious. They were competition.Maggie continued to try her best throughout the night, Alex offering praise every time she made a shot, thoroughly smitten with her favorite pupil.

[chuckletons]

this probably sounds so weird to ppl who haven’t seen the cartoon but uh:

homnibus, father time, mother nature, johan & peewit, etc. you know, those other characters that exist

speaking of homnibus, his adopted son justin that was only in one episode (to smurf a thief) and then never mentioned again

the other species of mythical creatures. there’s fairies, pixies, elves/woodelves, mermaids, imps, all these other characters that never saw the light of day again????

to add onto the third bullet: other locations such as pussywillow hollow and the swamps and whatnot

all the villains!! there’s so many and even though gargamel is the main villain, villains like balthazar and chlorhydris also exist and pose a larger threat than the others do most of the time

background smurfs from like season 2-3 like tracker, sloppy, weakling, tuffy, nosey, timber, etc. (and later season smurfs like weepy, flighty, dabbler, the list goes on) in which some have only made reappearances via the smurf village app and some merch (specifically tracker) but basically no other media since the 80′s

baby smurf had magic powers we knew nothing about??????????????? 

me looking at 80′s smurfs and seeing all the wasted potential that was never used in any of the movies and probably never will be

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

The Smurfs: A New Touch Of Blue synopsis thread Part 8

AKA The Stolen Portrait

Painter's greatest painting has been stolen and all the Smurfs are looking for it. While the artist is in despair, Smurfette confuses the culprit for Gargamel.

AKA The Star Smurf

When nobody wants to listen to Harmony's dreadful music, Papa Smurf gives him a potion to charm his audience. However, Harmony forces the dose and the Smurfs turn into hysterical fans.

The Guru Smurf AKA Baby Sensei

Smurfette and her class of Smurf-Fu students mistake Baby Smurf as their Smurf-Fu guru who will guide them to the next level.

AKA The Magic Pumpkin

On Halloween, Smurfette (Cassandra) gives Weakling Smurf a magic pumpkin to help him scare the other Smurfs, only the pumpkin isn't actually magic at all.

AKA Lost Cat AKA All Creatures Great And Smurf 2.0

Azrael has had enough of Gargamel and leaves the hovel! Only, once in the forest, he gets injured and is picked up by Wild, who brings the cat to the Smurfs' Village to heal.

The Ghost of Papa Smurf AKA Brainy Gets Ghosted!

Brainy Smurf is busy helping prepare for an event in which Papa Smurf is going to perform. Only, he wants to control everything so much that he horrifies everyone, including Papa Smurf. At the end of their tether, Painter and Chef Smurf prepare a prank that is supposed to keep Brainy Smurf at bay… but it backfires!

When Brainy's controlling nature gets under the Smurfs' skin, Painter Smurf and Chef Smurf come up with the ultimate prank.

Gagargamel AKA Gargamel Goes Gaga

Because of an inadvertently absorbed love potion, Gargamel falls madly in love with Leaf and no longer wants to leave her. The Smurfs come to the rescue of the fairy to rid her of her suitor. Only love doesn't disappear in a snap, and Hefty Smurf is well placed to know it…

On Valentine's Day, After accidentally consuming a love potion, Gargamel falls in love with Leaf and doesn’t want to leave her side.

The Pumpkin Rally AKA Smurf Racers

During the first mixed pumpkin rally, Hefty Smurf, undisputed champion of previous editions, shows off like a macho, much to the annoyance of Stormy, who is determined to show him that a girl can beat him. But both Hefty Smurf and Stormy have a totally uncompetitive teammate: Blossom and Dimwitty. Blinded by their desire to win, the two rivals engage in a fierce battle while Gargamel and Azrael infiltrate the race to finally locate the Smurfs' village…

Hefty and Storm get competitive at the pumpkin rally, but their less motivated teammates might hold them back.

Rock'n Smurf AKA Who's in the Band?

The Smurf Orchestra is to give a concert in Willow's honor for her birthday. But when Slammy (Jazzy), the singer and leader of the group, behaves like a diva, he is replaced by… another diva: Vanity Smurf! Slammy (Jazzy) is determined the concert won't happen without him, and nearly ruins Willow's birthday. Finally realizing the absurdity of his behavior, Slammy (Jazzy) will have to find a way to save the concert… without playing the divas.

When the Smurf Band’s lead singer acts like a diva, the band accidentally replaces him with another diva: Vanity!

Snails on Strike AKA The Snail Whisperer

Tired of their life of toil, the snails of Farmer Smurf go on strike and join Wild Smurf to share his free and unconstrained life. Stunned, Farmer Smurf tries everything he can to make them come to their senses, but nothing works, his snails stick to Wild Smurf. Only, they lost an essential thing when they left the farm, something that only Farmer Smurf can give them…

Farmer's snails are tired of their life of toil and decide to go on strike and join Wild for a life of freedom.

[puppycron]

the weakling smurf episode has more character development than the entire mcu

[capnportofficial]

Hey, everyone! Here’s what the smurfs’ original french names would be in a genderbend AU! This exists because I realized Brainy’s french name is feminine/gender neutral and I wanted to find out who else was. Note that no girl smurfs are included in this because their names are special.

ENGLISH / FRENCH OG / FRENCH FEMME

Papa Smurf / Grand Schtroumpf (m) / Grande Schtroumpf (f)

Clumsy Smurf / Schtroumpf Maladroit (m) / Schtroumpf Maladroite (f)

Brainy Smurf / Schtroumpf à Lunettes (f) / Schtroumpf à Lunettes (f)

Grouchy Smurf / Schtroumpf Grognon (m) / Schtroumpf Grognonne (f)

Hefty Smurf / Schtroumpf Costaud (m) / Schtroumpf Costaude (f)

Greedy Smurf / Schtroumpf Gourmand (m) / Schtroumpf Gourmande (f)

Jokey Smurf / Schtroumpf Farceur (m) / Schtroumpf Farceuse (f)

Chef Smurf / Schtroumpf Cuisinier (m) / Schtroumpf Cuisinière (f)

Vanity Smurf / Schtroumpf Coquet (m) / Schtroumpf Coquette (f)

Handy Smurf / Schtroumpf Bricoleur (m) / Schtroumpf Bricoleuse (f)

Scaredy Smurf / Schtroumpf Peureux (m) / Schtroumpf Peureuse (f)

Tracker Smurf / Schtroumpf Traqueur (m) / Schtroumpf Traqueuse (f)

Sloppy Smurf / Schtroumpf Sale (m or f) / Schtroumpf Sale (m or f)

Harmony Smurf / Schtroumpf Musicien (m) / Schtroumpf Musicienne (f)

Painter Smurf / Schtroumpf Peintre (m or f) / Schtroumpf Peintre (m or f)

Poet Smurf / Schtroumpf Poète (m) / Schtroumpf Poétesse (f)

Farmer Smurf / Schtroumpf Paysan (m) / Schtroumpf Paysanne (f)

Natural Smurfling / Schtroumpf Nature (f) / Schtroumpf Nature (f)

Snappy Smurfling / Schtroumpf Colérique (m or f) / Schtroumpf Colérique (m or f)

Slouchy Smurfling / Schtroumpf Molasson (m) / Schtroumpf Molassonne (f)

Grandpa Smurf / Vieux Schtroumpf (m) / Vieille Schtroumpf (f)

Baby Smurf / Bebe Schtroumpf (m) / Bebe Schtroumpf (m)

Alchemist Smurf / Apprenti Schtroumpf (m) / Apprentie Schtroumpf (f)

Timid Smurf / Schtroumpf Timide (m or f) / Schtroumpf Timide (m or f)

Actor Smurf / Schtroumpf Acteur (m) / Schtroumpf Actrice (f)

Sculptor Smurf / Schtroumpf Sculpteur (m) / Schtroumpf Sculptrice (f)

Baker Smurf / Schtroumpf Boulanger (m) / Schtroumpf Boulangère (f)

Dopey Smurf / Schtroumpf Bêta (m) / Schtroumpf Bêtasse (f)

Enamoured Smurf / Schtroumpf Amoureux (m) / Schtroumpf Amoureuse (f)

Finance Smurf / Schtroumpf Financier (m) / Schtroumpf Financière (f)

Flying Smurf / Schtroumpf Volant (m or f) / Schtroumpf Volant (m or f)

Lazy Smurf / Schtroumpf Paresseux (m) / Schtroumpf Paresseuse (f)

Miner Smurf / Schtroumpf Mineur (m) / Schtroumpf Mineure (f)

Nosey Smurf / Schtroumpf Curieux (m) / Schtroumpf Curieuse (f)

Editor Smurf / Schtroumpf Editeur (m) / Schtroumpf Editrice (f)

Reporter Smurf / Schtroumpf Reporter (m or f) / Schtroumpf Reporter (m or f)

Sickly Smurf / Schtroumpf Frileux (m) / Schtroumpf Frileuse (f)

Sweepy Smurf / Schtroumpf Ramoneur (m) / Schtroumpf Ramoneuse (f)

Tailor Smurf / Schtroumpf Tailleur (m) / Schtroumpf Tailleuse (f)

Weakling Smurf / Schtroumpf Chétif (m) / Schtroumpf Chétive (f)

Wild Smurf / Schtroumpf Sauvage (m or f) / Schtroumpf Sauvage (m or f)

Weepy Smurf / Schtroumpf Pleureur (m) / Schtroumpf Pleureuse (f)

Tuffy Smurf / Schtroumpf Batailleur (m) / Schtroumpf Batailleuse (f)

Nurse Smurf / Schtroumpf Infirmier (m) / Schtroumpf Infirmière (f)

Lucky Smurf / Schtroumpf Chançard (m) / Schtroumpf Chançarde

Timber Smurf / Schtroumpf Bûcheron (m) / Schtroumpf Bûcheronne (f)

Fisher Smurf / Schtroumpf Pêcheur (m) / Schtroumpf Pêcheuse (f)

Hunter Smurf / Schtroumpf Chasseur (m) / Schtroumpf Chasseresse (f)

Flighty Smurf / Schtroumpf Indécis (m) / Schtroumpf Indécise (f)