#we're going down with the ship but we're singing our rebel songs

[sinfulhares]

fucks SAKE

tumblr is ACTUALLY about to sell our data to dumb AI companies since they've already begun collecting it. and apparently it includes stuff from private posts, deleted blogs, etc. that seems like one heck of a breach of privacy and i am PISSED because if they can scrape data off a deleted blog, then what point is it of nuking our accounts?

I hope tumblr gets sued to hell, I'm so pissed off that the wonderful, unique community that has built itself here now has to migrate to other places. and there's no similar alternative (like how bluesky was to twitter) so everyone will scatter and it's gonna be hell to find fandom places

I've been here since highschool, I've seen this whole website change from the "cringe" stuff we talked about to actually understanding the world around us. We grew up, we grew stronger, and now we're gonna get torn apart

I want to hold hands with all of you, I want to stay together, I want to keep this unique vibe we've cultivated over the years, the shared experiences and absolute batshit memes we've created. everything sucks, the world is hard on us artists and creators of all kinds. let's stay strong, my friends. tumblr might be burning and crashing but we've done so much together, we'll get through this, and i hope we meet again in other spaces

Kofi || Bluesky || Sheezy || Mastodon || Carrd

[the-firebird69]

Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness #summertime #sadness #music #vibe #...

The song is disturbing her and she can't control herself emotionally she knows what the song is about it's about a Mac woman whose husband killed her and she's thinking about what the song says and the woman was singing about him kissing her before she left and the last thing he said was I don't need you anymore. And she's overwhelmed with emotion and it's about radiation and he was sending her into it and our son tried to save her and she wouldn't do it and he said there's a lot of women who are rebels my grandma the Queen of England and she said so what I don't want to be one and you've already been in it and she said that's probably true and how do I defeated you've already been in it and that's why and that's what they do to people and it's no longer your husband cuz he's probably Swiss cheese and she said Jesus Christ and falling for that s*** and she tried to save herself and it didn't work but Lily is overwhelmed and she sings the song it sounds like the same thing and she says it's happening to us in Florida and in the future no it's in the water and they used to wear astounded and she says I know it's in the water you need to check and people got angry and said you knew she's telling people and having me do it there's nothing you can say except you're stupid and you should try and change what you're doing and they said don't get mad at us and said you have got to be kidding are we in fourth grade still you're already affected by it trust me on that one and they said well you know what we are so horrible way to die like you some moron and these guys are leading all their people to their doom and their deaths because they're sick as hell and they got sick from the water they couldn't tell and our son is saying you don't have the program and you didn't write it he had you write a dummy and you're the dummy and he's saying I can't stand it doesn't do anything says it does stuff it just doesn't do what you think and yeah I know what the truth is and you're a fool you got your brains blown out and people start fighting over it and he says oh and he can ask any money so he's been asking his relatives and they said everybody was at it and the guy escaped and you put it somewhere and I'm trying to figure out where so the guy starts thinking one of the most normal things for my brother to do is to try and get back at me so they're thinking of Jupiter and Greece and the ship that Jupiter and Stan was thinking that true true but his aspirations are bigger

Thor Freya

Olympus

Gross you're a pig dude people are homo and made a power of gravity overcome you

Zues Hera

I don't think we deserve this now we probably do this is a gross day these people are rude and stuff and we're making a more rude but yeah we let our women go we really don't have much to live for and where the one's doing it no one's going to be our mommy and daddy until right or wrong he says but we say it wrong all the way across the board and you're giving out team members like they're nothing and that's your woman so it will probably sink and die and he says yeah probably hopefully everybody's opening praying that happens to you

Mac proper

Why are we thinking the stupid s*** that people are helping us they never help us all day long you're a nutcase down there we have to find out who you are

Robert Duvall

Told her these people are stupid the ostracized us all of their fathers including you and it says Monday in the 70s he exploded really should have cuz we're too far so we control things for real and make all the decisions a lot of them up here don't make any sense too it says it seems to be after the surgeries were done now I can't stand this anymore he's a massive liar that's sort of know who he is too he's always been this liar is a piece of cheese like Trump and was screwed we are screwed it's not the boys fault at all it's probably Trump will put him in there his big secret

Mac daddy

Olympus

[dukereviewsmovies]

Duke Reviews: The Star Wars Holiday Special

Hi, Everyone, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Where Today We Are Doing The Last Review Of This Year's Yultide Reviews...

All Right, Let's Get This Over With...The Star Wars Holiday Special...

Released 1 Year After The Success Of A New Hope, This Special Sees Wookie Chewbacca, Racing Home To Kashyyk On Board The Millennium Falcon With Han Solo So He Can Celebrate The Wookie Holiday, Life Day With His Family...

So, What Are We Waiting For Let's Dive Into The Star Wars Holiday Special...

The Special Starts On-Board The Millenium Falcon, As Han Solo (Played By Harrison Ford) Attempts To Get Chewbacca Home To Kashyyk For The Annual Wookie Holiday Known As Life Day But Unfortunately They're Been Chased By 2 Imperial Star Destroyers, Which Except For The Stuff In The Cockpit Of The Falcon With Ford And Chewbacca, Is Just Stock Footage From A New Hope...

Going To Hyperspace, We Get The Star Wars Theme And Our Credits Before We're Transported To Chewbacca's Home On Kashyyk Where We Meet Chewbacca's Wife, Malla, His Father, Itchy And His Son, Lumpy And From There It's Downward Spiral Down The Crapper As From Then Forward We Get Nothing But Wookie Talk With

No Subtitles!...

Now, While It Bothers Some People, It Doesn't Bother Me As Much Because My Family Likes Chewbacca, He's My Mom's Favorite Character And While He's Not Mine, I Don't Mind Him As Much So The Wookie Roars In This Special Isn't As Annoying To Me And My Family As It Is For Everyone Else...

Now I Know What Your Starting To Think That This Is Going To Be A Repeat Of My Haunted Mansion Review Where Thought That While Some Things Were Bad In The Film It Wasn't A Completely Horrible Movie Like Most Haunted Mansion Fanatics Would Make People Believe Well, Believe Me When I Say That It's Not Going To Be Like That It's Just That That Particular Thing Doesn't Bother Me As Much As Everyone Else...

But What Does Bother Me However, Is That Through These Characters We Get Very Little Of A Narrative Or A Story Out Of Them And Instead We Have To Revolve Around The Side Characters (Like The Guy Art Carney Plays, Luke, R2, Leia, 3PO, Han And Vader) To Tell The Story For Us When Really It's Supposed To Be About Chewbacca And His Family And Nothing And Nobody Else...

Anyway As We Watch Chewbacca's Family, We See That They're Like Most Families Back Then With Grandpa Itchy Making Models, Son Lumpy Playing With His Toys And Mom Malla Working In The Kitchen To Make Dinner For Life Day...

But When Malla Asks Lumpy To Take Out The Trash, He Goes For A Wookie Cookie (I Guess) But (Like All Moms Back Then) Malla Tells Lumpy To Put It Back Or Else He'll Ruin His Dinner Only For Lumpy To Take It Anyway...

Taking Out The Trash After Swiping The Wookie Cookie, Lumpy Decides To Do A Balancing Act Before Our Very Eyes Before Cutting Back To The Inside Of The House...

It's Like Why Did We Stick On That For A Few Minutes?...

Looking At A Picture Of Chewbacca It's Obvious That Malla Misses Her Husband, But With Itchy Knowing That His Son Will Be Here Soon, He Asks Malla To Return To The Kitchen To Work On Dinner...

Attempting To Keep Lumpy Distracted, Itchy Gives Lumpy A Holodisk To Watch On The Space Chess Board (I Say That As It Looks Like The Chess Board That's On-Board The Millennium Falcon) Which Shows...I Don't Know What...It Looks Like A Mix Of Dancing And Gymnastics...

Asking For Lumpy To Watch Dishes After Watching That, Still Worried About Chewbacca, Malla Checks For Spaceships In The Area Only For Her To Find None, This Leads Her To Contact Luke Skywalker And R2-D2 Who Are Working On A Part For Luke's X-Wing...

Asking Luke About Chewbacca, He Tells Malla That Him And Han Left On Schedule And If They're Not There Now Then They're Way Overdue And May Be In Trouble. But Luke Tells Them Not To Worry As It Just May Be Taking Them A Little Bit Longer To Get There As R2 Causes The Part To Burst With Heat Enough To Damage Luke's Face Which Forced Him To Get Plastic Surgery So He Would Look Like This In The Sequel...

Hey, It's A Better Story Than What They Came Up With For Empire...

But Still Worried About Chewbacca, Malla Calls The Owner Of The Trading Post On Kashyyk, Saun Dann Played By Art Carney Who Is Busy Dealing With An Imperial Officer In His Store But Tells Her In His Own Way That Chewie Is 4 Planets Away With Han And It's Going To Take A Few For Them To Get There...

Meanwhile On Board A Star Destroyer, We See Darth Vader Talking With An Officer, Saying That He Wants Those Rebels Found Even If They Have To Search Every House In The System...

Back At The Chewbacca Household, Malla Continues Working On Dinner With The Help Of A Gourmet Cooking Show Hosted By A 4 Armed Cook, Played By Harvey Korman Which Is Just One Of The Annoying Skits That I Don't Like In This Special...

Meanwhile In Outer Space, Han And Chewie Are Now Dealing With Tie Fighters After Losing The 2 Star Destroyers (Including The One That Vader Was On)

But Back On Kashyyk, An Imperial Announcement Appears Telling Everyone That The Empire Has Declared Martial Law On The Planet, With A Blockade Guarding It And That Until Further Notice, No Ships Are Allowed To Land Or Take Off Until Further Notice...

Hearing A Knock On The Door, Malla And Her Family Worry That It Maybe Stormtroopers But Instead It's Saun Dann, With A Proton Pack For The Mine Evaporator (Or For Ghostbusting, Whichever) Noticing Their Sad Faces Because Of The Announcement, Saun Tells Chewie's Family Not To Worry For If He Got Through Imperial Stormtroopers Than Chewie Might Be Able To Too...

Giving Chewie's Family Life Day Gifts, Malla Gets A Machine We'll See Later, Lumpy, A Transmitter That Will Give Us Nothing But Boredom Later And Itchy, A...Well, It's Supposed To Be A Virtual Reality Machine But Really It's Nothing But A Big Fat Porn Box!

And It's In This Porn Box, We Meet Diahann Carroll Who Sings A Song In This World Of Virtual Reality...

But After That Mind Sticking Scene, Princess Leia And C-3PO Call Malla To Talk With Han And Chewie But Malla (Through 3PO's Translation) Tells Them That They're Not There...

Asking If Malla Is Alone, Malls Tells Them That She Is Not And Brings Saun Dann To The Viewing Screen To Talk With Leia Who Asks Saun To Stay With Them Until Chewie Gets There To Which He Agrees...

Back In Outer Space, Han And Chewie Arrive On Kashyyk, Only To Notice Imperial Ships Around Which Forces Han To Land On The Far Side Of Kashyyk...

Hearing What Sounds Like The Millenium Falcon, Lumpy Opens The Door To Discover, Stormtroopers!...

And A Few Imperial Troops Who Are Looking For Han And Chewie And Search The Premises...

Coming Across The Device, Saun Got Malla For Life Day, Saun Turns It On For One Of The Imperial Troops To See Only To Discover...Jefferson Starship!...

After That Pointless Scene, Saun Dann Is Forced To Leave By The Imperial Troops As He Has No Purpose To Be There. With The Troops Searching Upstairs, Lumpy Watches A Cartoon While They Do...

This Cartoon Actually Is The First Appearance Of The Bounty Hunter Boba Fett...

Done Searching Upstairs, Lumpy Goes Upstairs To Find Not Just His Room But All Of His Toys Destroyed So, He Decides To Get Rid Of The Imperial Troops By Using His New Transmitter But Unfortunately He Has To Put It Together So We Unfortunately Have To Sit Through An Instructional Video On How To Put It Together With A Malfunctioning Emorphient Being (Played Again By Harvey Korman) Giving The Instructions...

And How Do I Feel About This Scene? Well, I Think The Nostalgia Critic Said My Opinion Exactly...

(Start At 15:16, End At 15:48)

If By Any Chance You Get Your Brain Unzombified After Watching That Skit, We Get Another Skit Showing Us Life On Tatooine, Which Sends Us To The Cantina Where We Meet The Owner, Ackmina (Played By Bea Arthur) Who Is Approached By An Alien Named Krelman (Played By Guess Who, Harvey Korman) Who Has A Crush On Her Over Something That She Said To Him That He Misunderstood...

But When An Imperial Announcement Stating That Until Further Notice There Is To Be A Nightly Curfew On Tatooine, Ackmina Has No Choice To Close The Bar But Not Before Offering One Last Round To Her Patrons, Which Leads Into A Song...

(End At 4:46)

Now What Do I Think About This Skit? I Think It's One Of The Best (And Only) Good Skit In This Special And If There Was A Reason To See This Abomination Of A Special, It Would Be For This Skit...

But Moving On, Lumpy Activates His Transmitter To Lead The Imperial Troops Away But He Is Caught By One Of The Stormtroopers Who Stays Behind Because Of Orders From One Of The Imperial Soliders And Destroys The Transmitter. Chasing Lumpy, The Stormtrooper Is Confronted By Chewbacca And Han Who Disarms The Stormtrooper Of His Weapon So Han Can Make The Trooper Fall Off Of The House Apparently...

With Everything All Right Again, Han Can't Stay As He's Got To Get Back To The Falcon Before Someone Stumbles Across It...

(Harrison Ford) Okay, I Gotta Go Somebody's Waving A Check For Me Outside, Bye...

After Han Leaves, Saun Dann Returns Again To Tell Chewbacca And His Family Not To Worry About Imperial Soliders As They Left, However Another Announcement Comes Over The Tv Stating That The Empire Is Looking For The Stormtrooper Who The Imperial Soliders Left Behind But It's Quickly Taken Care Of By Saun Dann Who Tells The Empire That After The Imperial Soliders Left The Trooper Behind He Stole Food From Chewie's Family And Robbed Saun Dann Blind Before Running Off...

Telling Them To Have A Good Life Day And...

Saun Dann Leaves, As We See Chewbacca And His Family Start Their Life Day Celebrations By Grabbing Balls Of Light Which Place Them In Red Choir Outfits Which Somehow Make Them And Other Wookies Walk Through Space Into A Bright Sun Or Something? I Don't Know What's Going On Here But Somehow They All End Up In Front Of A Big Tree Which Is Supposed To Be The Tree Of Life, I Guess...

But I Surely Don't Know What George Lucas Or Whoever Wrote This Was Smoking But That Defiantly Does Not Look Like The Tree Of Life At Disney's Animal Kingdom...

Reunited With His Friends, R2-D2, C-3PO, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker And Han Solo, Princess Leia Gives A Speech...

(Start At 1:03,End At 3:03)

After That We Get Some Footage From A New Hope, Including Scenes With Alec Guinesss (Who Thanks His Lucky Stars He Wasn't In This Special) And We See Chewie And His Family Sitting Down For Life Day Dinner As Our Special Ends...

And That's The Star Wars Holiday Special And Yeah, It's Horrible...

I'm Serious, Folks It's Bad And The People We Can Blame For That Are Definitely Harvey Korman And Diahann Carroll Otherwise I Didn't Mind The Stuff With The Original Cast, Art Carney Wasn't Bad, The Bea Arthur Skit Was One Of The Highlights (Despite Harvey Korman Being In It) And The Chewbacca's Family (Despite Not Understanding Them) Weren't Abysmal And Didn't Bother Me As Much As Everyone Else Because I'm Used To Wookie Sounds. If You Must Watch It, Watch It For The Bea Arthur Cantina Scene Otherwise This Is One To Skip...

Well, With Christmas Now Behind Us, It Means Back To Reviewing As Usual And What A Way To Come Back Then To Look At Something I've Been Dying To Talk About, Till Then, This Is Duke, Saying Have A Happy New Year And See You In January...

Coming In January...

The Marvel Cinematic Universe!

[the-firebird69]

The Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin (Lyric Video)

They were singing this and planning to use it against us they started making the computers better and said one day yours will be the nights that you are and it would have us go after our own to pull them in safely and fool them and of course and the ones going to grab them would have a robotic brain and their brain would be in storage that's why this piece of s*** keeps saying it. He got windivated he got a hold of it and he's saying the freaking song and he's abusing it and misusing it and he's just after stuff and things that people have and he did not find us and he says he did and sit there and holds on to me and people go after him for that information which doesn't exist he's taking you in people have recently found out that that is very true that he makes these robotic humanoids or Androids and his are not very good but it does manage to infiltrate and he goes into communities and he grabs people and he uses people's friends and so forth but he's going after his own kind and he usually ends in a big mess.

So therefore the entire realm more or less people who knew how to do this we're planning to use it on us and more specifically the clans the max will and pill Japanese and some Chinese and some Russians had this and he picked up on it and decided that he was going to do it too and he made the sign when they are mad at him then they found out he's after them started to attack him and it's pretty big and a lot of them went down so he was murdering his own people who know how to work and run computers these people have been building computers since the Advent of computers and we're the ones who actually made the first ones it was not the goofballs at all they were not capable of contemplating what it was in any way. For a long time they thought it was a charade or fake until small ones came out and they used them now they still have that fear. They plan to use this artist and that's the Mac proper mostly and I still do have that plan and this monkey got in there and is using it on them and the others and started a civil war calls himself for rebel it's not really what he is he's a greedy piece of s*** and he does it for himself only and Tommy F does the same thing.

Zues Hera

So we're going to use this to defeat these monsters and they try and find us what they are not really that good at it we have to fight our way out of situations but we're going to use this against them. We're going to plow through their ranks and that's Trump and we're going to take out a whole bunch of armament cuz we need it and we need to use it now and we need to get things going too. He's trying to go over the civil now the revolutionary war reenactment and he's trying to figure out the events on the 31st and when it really means he thinks there might be a new port before the event is trying to figure out where he thought it might be like Okeechobee from the south but then he looks and he said it would make sense to have a small one to the north and it would really actually be someone of a better analogy and easier to understand that's where they are and that's the trumps and they're talking about them being British and that place has a couple circles if they fell Trump would be pushed out and the stuff exposed it makes a lot more sense it's not a big of a change but it's when it's more needed right now we have to get ready for the big event

And we're going to look into seeing if we can get that to go right now the three to the South in the park or sizzling and boiling and not much radiation is coming out it's more or less working on itself and it became enclosed and it did it is getting hotter down there as it does more salt water will flow in and the water level of the freshwater is going down still it was going down in the harbor and it's not much water coming down there but that's not why it's because of the ships coming out and they're more ships coming out today and that water will go down and the salt water will flow in it's going to happen everywhere even on the East Coast it's going to start happening now because they're going to pull over there first more shortly

Thor Freya

Olympus

We might do that too and he said we might and we're thinking of it and yeah we don't like bja either

Mac

[the-firebird69]

This is the guy who gets killed in the truck on Gibraltar and tonight he's telling a story. He sounds gifted and he is and is one of Trump's people and he's attacked and the saying it's Trump attacking him and it is adultery Timothy Daughtry who looks like Tommy f. He had trouble in westboro lockets dude and they're saying his stupid and always the space and that kind of thing. He already went on Gibraltar and the cyanide is in the upper Midwest and he's playing John Goodman but he is down in New Orleans and goes up there after and then tries to commit suicide rather than being caught and ruined his mouth and goes into James Bond afterwards it hasn't done it yet and that's the sequence and it's John remillard AKA Trump. And he's talking about learning to sing and people are pressuring him and he doesn't do well under that pressure and his mom and dad are really his son and wife. His praising Debbie Smith his teacher who told him to sing and it gave him courage and it was just about singing and she's also a rebel and he had to sing because of the huge laser light computer built which works pretty good it's not as fast as days or others it's a stepping stone for Tommy f and he took it and everybody's panicking and that's what he's talking about and about the first exposure and he's afraid and her son is nervous too but most of the time you'll find that Max have given you wonderful voices like Adele they're forcing us to do it and he sang about that too.

That was our son and people are laughing about it cuz that's what he did.

Tonight the empire is striking and they are attacking clones as well and they're charging some foreigners who are moving and integrating and it is becoming difficult but not much a massive fleet is gathering and they have hit 75% and now it's 80% of the targets and they're increasing it and they're loading up heavy the gathering the west coast and they're attacking there now too no but the ships go from all the way up almost to the North Pole all the way down to the tip of South America a little bit further and they are clearing out the whole thing and they are attacking these bases and sending troops in. Is a huge effort and they say at 10:00 p.m. they're going to roll into the middle and they're going to leave a contingent behind to the whole East and they're going to leave like 20 million North America and 20 million South America in the east and roll the whole fleet out almost out there no but it's huge. Both middle areas they say the fleet will be about 700 million ships each and we say don't come over here they do know about it and they're going to stream up through Philadelphia and Ohio and hit as they go to clear the way it's going to be a decimation occurring.

Theyre evacuating now. It's a huge attack they say we're not ready for this I said you don't have any ships up and your anti-ship stuff hasn't taken down a ship yet so they're moving out and they're evacuating you got to get ships to defend Australia so Jill's friend there Joel's friend should probably sing a song about getting chips or make one up or something so he's going to and he knows what hes saying.

And this is terrible they're rolling in there shortly

Thor Freya

out a very high alert I'm saying it out now

Olympus this is a red alert and we're sending it out and they're going in there and we need everybody of hours to evacuate to the east and west immediately

[the-firebird69]

You know the truth about this Jimmy Dean guy too he's a loser it took his company over but taking tons of it he's still selling the sausage out of what he has left he's a pig and he's a loser and it's gross

And also John remillard what's going on now is he thought for sure that he had our son because he's the clerk and stuff he's always messing with the computer and the Florida Court and he's supposedly running the courthouse and that's what the clerk's job is but people know who he is now and he's going to get kicked out and many many times and his daughter is the officer bringing the charges and the State of Florida is prosecuting him with his daughter and the other sheriff's are stating there going to back up her case and they may not have to call her son they didn't did not send him a notice that he was a witness in this case yet they might but we don't think so because the charges don't reflect what our son wanted to charge was with harassment and witness tampering so it's going to court fairly soon they'll be pretrial conference on Tuesday morning actually early and we think that they fire him from The intergalactic Senate at right after that and he sings this stupid song after that and not on Titan no it's a studio around here he gets arrested cuz he's trying to go after our son and he says it tons of times and he escaped jail again right after the court hearing he's a winner okay he doesn't have any space right left at that point now he's going down and in flames and rebels look at it like this it's kind of holding the fort but he's a huge a****** and he wouldn't share with anybody and he ruined us and we'd have we would have a massive fleet by now instead we have nothing so they're going after him too we'd like to say that you're a huge pain in the ass Trump a weirdo and you're a loser just like you've always been is Joe Watts there's nothing new you sank your own ship you told lies about yourself until you had no lies to tell and you're a mean person and to our son you're very mean so going to kill you cuz we're killers and you don't really kill compared to us okay you moron its out shortly this 1 million ships or less it's diminishing and they're getting very excited towards the end and they're hitting your big ships now all of them tons of hits as a matter of fact you have very few weapon systems left and you're just going to kill you when your defenseless if you aren't bored please hear us we hope you're on board and would like to see you not return but we do know where you are you're across the street when you should be in jail cuz you're done cuz your John remillard and you're done this is your last day of running around bothering our son and you're going to die everyday from now on just like you did in The sopranos your brains all over the place and yeah you went and found your brain pieces isn't that smart

Olympus

You're getting to us we need to see why he says you probably have people here in Florida so we're going to clear you out good job John Reed Millard and getting rid of yourself we appreciate the help