#we'll throw a party when reiner comes back

[quills-of-freedom]

Headcanons ~

Modern AU - How they'd react to seeing you working in a strip club (And they have feelings for you)

Inspired by... well me being an ex-stripper :')

Written as if reader is working there just for some extra cash, not as a living - it'll make sense why I noted this as it goes on.

Reiner - Porco - Eren - Levi

Some music to set the mood 🔥

Reiner

Reiner would never wander into a strip club on his own accord, either being dragged in during a bachelor party or doesn't realise what the establishment actually is. As much as he appreciates the female form, Reiner is too respectful and too much of a softy and a blushing mess.

Get this man some water please, for pity's sake. His face is flushed the entire time he's in there, his eye-line erratic as he avoids sights of thighs, asses, boobs and bare stomachs.

When the dancers come to talk to him for a private dance, he'll politely turn them down, his eyes glueing to theirs, his mouth dry and - oh gosh is he shaking?

He doesn't know it's you being called on stage because well, they use your stage name. But when the lights brighten slightly and he sees you - legit thinks he's been spiked for a moment and is seeing things.

His movements all stop, his lips part and his eyes enlarge when he realises this is actually happening.

"Oh, you like her?" The other girls will say. "She's great, you should get a dance from her."

Excuses himself and heads into the bathroom while you're on stage, splashing his face with cold water. Other patrons in the toilets laugh at him. "Yeah, it's tough out there, huh buddy?"

Once he hears applause he knows you're done and swiftly leaves. This is what gives him the incentive to confess his feelings for you and try to convince you to leave.

I know if Reiner Braun told me he loved me, I'd leave and never look back.

Porco

Porco loves to talk big and will laugh and "banter" with the "lads" but under the surface, he's a lot like Reiner and is pretty shy (at first) when it comes to intimacy.

He's respectful and will enjoy the attention of the dancers but I can't see him ever getting a private dance, if I'm honest.

He avoids his gaze like Reiner but isn't having mini panic attacks about it like his blonde friend.

When he sees you, he freezes and his nose burns pink but quickly regains his composure. He'll walk up to you and tell you to get changed, he's taking you home.

He hasn't drunk too much so he's okay to drive as he takes you towards his house.

"Porco, where are we -" "You should have just told me if you wanted some money." "It's not like that, I can make my own mon-" "We'll talk about it later."

You'll go to his where you have a long conversation into the night, where he admits his feelings for you and fucks you into his bed.

Oh god, I might turn this one into a fic...

Eren

I can't see Eren actively seeking out a "gentleman's" club, but he's not fussed about being in one either.

He turns down private dances politely. He'll have friendly conversations with the dancers but if they keep pushing for money he will turn mean.

He will get a dance if he is totalled though, but he'll sit with a blank face the entire time - unless he was my boyfriend, I don't think I would wanna dance for Eren tbh :')

Has no problem approaching you with a smirk when he sees you. "Woah, I didn't know you worked here. I'd be in every night."

Pays you to talk with him all night (he insists) to keep other men away from you and to warm you up for his confessions of feelings later. If any man stares, he'll shoot a warning look. If anyone is disrespectful, he will throw hands.

He stops drinking so he can take you home after your shift. He takes you to his, confesses his feelings, convinces you to stop and gives you the best sex of your life until you can no longer walk.

Levi

There's no way Levi would knowingly go into a club. Let alone a nude one. He's either been tricked or he wasn't aware. "Little black book...? I thought this was a fuckin' Library." "Levi... what library is open at 2am with thumping music?!"

Is not amused. DO NOT try to get a private dance. Oh god, he will make you cry if you try to.

Once he sees you, he'll snarl and straight up grab you and tell you to get changed, he's taking you home.

You have to beg the bouncers not to all leap onto him.

Scolds you, so bad. But explains it's only because he cares. It's not the profession it's the people it attracts.

Again, best sex of your life.

[zekerets]

@kaschy replied to your post “sorry for the lack of activity lately, i got sucked back into the...”

feel you so hard right now, it's like we're in hibernation, lol

hibernation is the right word

at least there’s no shortage of warriors fanart

[lunaekalenda]

Gonna throw some fluff at you: how would the Warriors react to coming home after a long trip/expedition and finding their s/o cuddling one of their jackets in their sleep?

wow IM- of course! i hope you like it!! <3 sorry for annie and bert, i couldn't think if anything gor the T.T

· warriors!

· reiner, zeke, porco, pieck

reiner:

he arrives home late, his bags falling on the entrance and quick steps searching you around. he finds you in the couch, one of his light brown jackets on your body, covering it from the cold. your hands grip the collar of the trench coat close to your face, allowing you to smell reiner's cologne. you’re sleeping, calm breaths took slowly. he can’t help but smile. your hands grab the jacket closer, as if you wanted him to materialize next to you. 

quietly, he lifts you up, still covered by his coat, and walks towards the bedroom. his heart melts when your head turns to rest against his chest. 

“you’re home.” you say. reiner kisses your forehead, leaving you in the bed. his jacket has fallen in your way to the bed, but you don’t need it anymore. now you have him.

pieck:

she sees you sleeping, so she passes quietly to the kitchen, trying not to wake you up. she comes from the island, where the weather was hot and wet, so arriving here made her tremble in cold a little. she searches her long jacket while she makes coffee. she searches everywhere, in the couch, in her closet, in the guests room. nothing.

she enters then your room, looking around and, when she looks at you, she sees your head resting on her jacket, as if it was a pillow. your hands are under it, and your face is buried in it. she smiles and goes back for her coffee, sitting near you, watching you sleep. she feels so lucky....

porco:

he enters quietly your shared bedroom, taking off his shoes. and then he sees you. hugged to his jacket, sleeping on his old t-shirt. he gets closer and takes the jacket cautiously, replacing it with his own body. he caresses your hair.

"you missed me, hm?" he asks, you getting closer unconsciously to him, your body recognizing his, even sleeping. he hugs you, sighing in your hair. "i'm back, love. i also missed you a lot." he talks near your ear. you wake up a little, finding his sweet eyes looking at you. "pock..." you whisper. he kisses you softly. "we'll talk tomorrow, hm? sleep again, baby. it's late."

zeke:

he was expecting something big when he arrived, like a party or maybe a new underwear set, but definitely not this.

he wasn't expecting to find you sleeping on his side of the bed, with his jacket on, on fetal position. he shakes your shoulder quietly.

"your back is going to hurt tomorrow if you sleep like that." he whispers. you move near to him, but still in the same position. he sighs. "you're a cute one..." he says, kneeling near the bed, caressing your hair. he watches you sleep, caressing you, letting you know without words how much he loves you.