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girl-drink-drunk · 7 months ago

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sir simon milligan would do numbers on tumblr. we would love and adore manservant hecubus (goth twink in a form-fitting leotard who serves satan? boy fits right in) but sir simon milligan is a dorky gothic hypnotist with a white streak in his hair who loves evil and the stuffed raven on his desk but also reminds you to call your mother and is a cringefail loser who i dream of kissing under the moonlight

#we'd find videos of his shows and immediately fawn over hecubus but simon would take our hearts #this man will fail to say the sally sells seashells rhyme and then tell you to tip your waitress #he tried to hypnotize a woman into sleeping with him which is yes bad #but his manservant threw talcum powder instead because headcanon hecubus wasn't gonna do that #and simon knew that subconsciously #anyway sir simon milligan i would treat you right. or wrong. however you want it #the kids in the hall #sir simon milligan #kevin mcdonald #manservant hecubus #hecubus #dave foley

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