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“Ohio is boring” sounds like this idiot has never heard the coaxing voices that sing from lake erie’s dismal depths. sounds like this loser doesn’t know about the dayton vampire coven.
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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row
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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat
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