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phoenxxcat · 3 days ago
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Tara Kelton
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phoenxxcat · 3 days ago
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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The mythology of the earthworm on the broken heart! Via instagram
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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person with like 12h of screentime a day: yeah running's actually not that good for you, it's a lot of impact on your joints
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
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So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
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The professional disgust, I'm living
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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phoenxxcat · 4 days ago
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Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card
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phoenxxcat · 15 days ago
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phoenxxcat · 18 days ago
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phoenxxcat · 18 days ago
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We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart
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phoenxxcat · 18 days ago
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phoenxxcat · 23 days ago
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you can’t kill yourself you have to blog.
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phoenxxcat · 23 days ago
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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
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phoenxxcat · 23 days ago
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