#we were talking aboit homestuck and me nick and pickles are gonna reread it

[tottymatsuno]

Likelihood of making the brothers read homestuck

Osomatsu: you cannot make him, manipulate him, force him, or otherwise coerce him into reading it. He will read it with you if asked, and would cosplay karkat for sex. 4/10

Karamatsu: would not read homestuck if he werent forced to enjoy it as a teen. 18y Karamatsu would have pretended to be obsessed to get a girlfriend, 31y old Karamatsu would rip his eyelashes out one by one snd eat them. 2/10

Choromatsu: is dying to be invited into reading homestuck like some sort of vampire. Heard about it on Twitter but doesnt have the resources to read homestuck because no job, no money, no phone, no computer and hes too busy buying totonyaa lookbooks at the internet cafe to read it 8/10

Ichimatsu: would read homestuck, and it would be impactful on him, snd would want to do something creative with his energy. Would go to write space opera musicals. 10/10

Jyushimatsu: No. you couldn’t. He is going to read it but i must be clear thst YOU alone will not make him read homestuck, even for pussy. He will somehow inexplicably know all of the discourse and drama, and refuse. But then all of his brothers are reading if and jyushimatsu lives in a homestuck zombie parody where one by one his brothers start cosplaying the characters. Osomatsu in a Dave shirt, Ichimatsu asking him to wear the WV’s major sash. Todomatsu asking if he’d make a kidsona…Jyushi knowing some of it is performative, but fearing and understanding most of it is legitimate and his brothers who are over 30 are having their first sincere homestuck phase completely ignorant to the horrors. He ends up reading it in the same way the lone survivor blows their own brains out at the end of a zombie movie - 0/10

Todomatsu: eh. He wouldn’t like it. Or care about it. But he would read it. You wouldnt have to ask him multiple times either, he’d read it out loud in order to read it on the same device and exclusively around you. He would only engage in shenanigans if his brothers are engaging in them. This would definitely be one of his “im obligated to do this because i love you and expect to be rewarded for this thru sex at some other point” tasks. He thinks about reading homestuck nightly in the same way one thinks about washing the dishes after dinner. It must be done. 9/10