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blocksandbloops · 4 years ago

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play boy Phil was not a hot take I expected but it does seem very possible when you think about it.

Okay so sleepyblr what storyline are we going with. Is Phil canonically biologically related to his kids? Because he has had THREE CHILDREN, Tommy's mother is a fucking galaxy, Wilburs mother is a refrigerator, and Techno is a freaking pig so I'm pretty sure he's not related to his siblings who are both very human, so is Phil just???? Is Phil just a player???? Phil is a pickup artist pog???????

#Phil and his goddamn anime cosplay lookin' ass: Ladies *eyebrow wiggle*#*falls off his chair*#And just #his sons sitting in thw corner like #Okay #we were sorta aware that someone somewhere was into this hot pile of garbage #but MULTIPLE????#but I personally headcanon that their mom is the same person #mostly because I really like the idea that technope and wilb are twins #maybe they are both choldren of the fridge and Tommy's mom is indeed the galaxy?#They all just took after their dad so you can't tell #yyyyeah that's what I'm going with

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