#we went tk go see a game with the lions agianst anither team ( i dknt kniw there names) AND WE WONNNNNN

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yalls have never followed a crack acorn and if shows like they just say ramdon shit and ur like Tahts hilarious because i hate my self hhahahahahah and theyre like hahahahaha me to do u want to see a racoon tatoo on being tated (whats the vebbof that what is a verb verbbbbbbbbbb FERB) on barty while he's crying and eating puckle flavored sour punch starws

ONMG i was on a road trip the other day and we went to this has staion in the middle of nowhere and we saw there pickle flavieres sour punch straws but it was like a rulet thimg ( sound rulet out becuase i cant spell) so there would be other flavors liek watermelon or apple and stuff so we bought it and we alll were like this is crazy and one of my sibs was like im not doing this ok so we r a cuoe rohnds in noone has gotten one yet and my sibling who didnt want to play said fucking give me a straw

so now where there ny brother counts us down and then we all eat the straws but the straws have like a very heavy cotian ( cockinv coting COATKNG ) or suger or sour or what evet and then we all like fuckknv spit it out at the same tome BECUASE ALL OF US GOT PICKLED ( hehehhehehe pickled) and yall dont understand it was like straight up pivkle juice i dont mniw how it happened but it was crazy

then later on that drive we llayed a random game of dnd where i was a nija turltle with a daughter who didnt love me anymore and a weird thing for violence, my brother was a rando with a wife who got turned into a worm ( and then died later)who also had a thing with violence and my sister who was a therapist ( she was goong thro some shit becuase the later it gets the fucking higher j actanf my brother always acts kinda high) we all wnded up running a pizza shop and j got to talk to my faughter agian and j also had the powers to have a random slice of pizza at all times LIKE SUEZU FROM GRAITY FALL s