#we told my BIL abt all the flavors of penguins today & he was like if this is the derech go hoff.
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TIL one of my moms uncles is the leader of a tiny hasidic sect with ties to neturei karta and one of her cousins married a neturei karta
#גיס שלי אמר איזה משפחה יש לנו גם neturei karta וגם מתנחלים#כל דבר חדש שאני לומדת אני מבינה יותר טוב למה אף אחד לא נורמלי כולם באמת באמת חולה נפש#moral of the story don't have 19 kids if ur an inbred descendant of rebbes#my moms grandma from the other side of the family used to model for Ralph Lauren. go figure#also found out my dad's father hated his sister and didn't sit shiva for her bc she was a communist#but her wikipedia page mentions him & it's the most famous he's gonna get..#tmrw im gonna join a Facebook group that can help me figure out if im actually a descendant of the maharal. I'll report back#it's rlly all falling into place like nobody not one person is normal everyone's either insanely religious or OTD#or they r so religious they have a mental breakdown and go otd. it's beautiful#we told my BIL abt all the flavors of penguins today & he was like if this is the derech go hoff.#he also called a slug a 'homeless chilazon' today btw#I have to meet his bisexual brother someday. this worked out well#anyways.#op
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