#we really are on one side now and it just kinda freaks me outtt

[n3onsightss]

First day of official training this shit suckssss

[umbralundertaler]

The Spamton-Berdly parallels thing has me thinking and this MIGHT be complete Batshit Nonsense (I didn't get much sleep last night so my Reasoning Skills are not with me. Feel free to delete this if it makes no sense)

(Also feel free to delete it if everyone's already heard this one and I'm just a million years late to the party, I don't typically go into the Theory Side of the fandom)

But

Okay so you know how the two of them have that Thing where they kinda formulate their entire Image on something that's not even true and even THEY know it? Berdly's the Smartest Kid In Class and will do ANYTHING to prove it even though he didn't win that spelling bee/Noelle helps him on his homework/etc. and Spamton despite being a horrible salesman irl is obsessed with his Big Shot persona which he only got cause of the Phone Voice.

Now there's a theory that there's multiple Phone Voices and that ONE of them (the one who comes through to ask if anyone can hear them after Spamton gets possessed) is Dess.

But now I'm kinda thinking... if it WAS Dess helping him via the Phone Voice it would put a weird spin on the whole "whoever was helping him disappeared" line.

Not to mention that apparently if you hack the game to let Noelle use the Dealmaker she recognizes Spamton from somewhere, regardless of whether you do Snowgrave with any of your save files or not. Maybe she and her sister met him before, a really long time ago?

FUCKING... DESS BEING THE PHONE VOICE IS A GOD DAMN NEW ONE ALRIGHT... UMM

The theory of her being the 'can you hear me' voice is pretty common (and pretty cool! Though I personally think it's the discarded vessel). But her being Mike is... I dunno, it would be really fucking interesting, thats for sure.

What would she know about sales and business and stuff? She's really young, like probably only a few years older than Noelle and Kris. So the timelines dont match up. We know that there IS timeline fuckery, what with the dark world only being created a day ago but there are events referred to that happened multiple years in the past, but. She's still like a high schooler, she doesn't know the first thing about sales.

THAT BEING SAID, maybe she didn't actually give him any salesman tips, and used just her newfound plot manipulation powers from the void to make him famous, which with a hearty helping of suspension of disbelief I'll buy because it's intriguing as fuck.

Not only that, but she has little to no reason to help him, though maybe she did it out of the goodness of her heart or she thought the NEO suit might be able to get her out of the void somehow idk.

Second part. I have no idea about Noelle recognizing Spamton. That detail always freaks me the hell OUT man what does it MEAN what does it MEAN!!! WHAT!!!

I always saw Noelle recognizing Spamton as the game implying that his light world equivalent used to be hers? Like, maybe she had an old weird puppet that she used to carry around when she was younger that she liked because it was creepy and she liked scary things, but then threw it in the trash when she got older...

But then I found out that Spamton's light world equivalent was just spam ads thrown in the garbage, meaning his light world equivalent didn't really 'belong' to anyone. Unless Noelle threw it away and vaguely recognizes Spamton from that idk

I dunno. I don't know anything about Noelle or Dess they freak me outtt.