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ghostinthegallery · 6 months ago
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As a transformers fan I love robots who have divorce drama stretching millions of years but also have a body count in the trillions. Thus it has taken little convincing but I think I shall investigate these undead robots.
In the event of my death I'm Telling. This is your fault. How do I start wading into this mess bc my only encounter with Warhammer was when a very drunk frat guy tried to explain the horus heresy at a party.
Well you are in for a treat then! Robots with marriage/divorce drama, severe mental health issues, and body counts best measured on a planetary scale are our specialty in Chez Necron.
If you want a setting overview before you dive in, Bricky's two part series going over all the factions is quite solid. Long, but hey this has been around since the 80s. (no drunken Horus Heresy rambles*)
First, watch this clip of Trazyn the Infinite, as an amuse bouche before your meal.
As for books, there are two main places I'd start for necrons:
The Infinite and the Divine- the classic starting point for necrons (and 40k in general). Trazyn the Infinite, lord of the Prismatic Galleries, battles against Orikan the Diviner, master chronomancer and prophet. Clash of godlike beings over...what amounts to a magic Rubik's Cube. It's so petty. This fight spans epochs, multiple wars, and one legal case. There's no heterosexual explanation for their dynamic. Also this book has dinosaurs. Some of whom carry shuriken canons.
Now, this book has a ton of 40k stuff. Most major factions make an appearance so there's a very good chance there will be words/things that a new person is unfamiliar with. If that doesn't bother you, awesome! Proceed. Ask me things, I'll explain that an aeldar is just a space elf or whatever. Or watch a lore vid beforehand. However if that is a turn off I'd recommend starting with...
Severed- Novella, so shorter which is nice. Do you like angst? The horrors of immortality? Lord/knight love story? One very silly guy? Then meet Zahndrekh and his loyal bodyguard Obyron as they set out to conquer a planet where the necrons are...wrong. Complicating factors include Obyron's crippling depression, Zahndrekh's asshole ex, and the fact Zahndrekh is insane and believes them all to still be the creatures of flesh and blood they were before a bunch of star gods ate their souls and turned them into robots. Prepare to cry.
After those, I cannot recommend the Twice Dead King duology highly enough. Oltyx, an exiled prince attempts to save his dynasty from destruction while battling his own creeping madness. He's got an adorable crush on his hot best friend. The voices in his head were put there on purpose so its fine. Well most of them were. Everything is fine. I didn't cry multiple times reading these...
Then refer to my reading guide for the good short stories and boom! The wonderful world of gay undead space robots is open before you.
I accept full responsibilities for my actions. If you die I promise to say mostly nice things at your funeral.
*mini rant, but I honestly think the Horus Heresy is one of the worst ways to introduce someone to the 40k world. It's a series with like 70 books! Many of them are bad! You need a flowchart to keep track of the timeline! I know there's some good books and characters, power to all who love the HH, but it is not newbie friendly! Also it only has humans which robs you of some of the best parts of the setting (like...y'know. Necrons). Ease people in, then they can make an informed decision about tackling the mountain of buff space men with daddy issues shooting each other.
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lornrocks · 2 years ago
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I mean all of this rant means nothing because I’m still going to watch but like. Mando has become what Boba was in the original trilogy. He’s an action figure. He doesn’t get to emote, he doesn’t get to change as a character and actually show growth, he doesn’t get to really do anything besides look cool.
Because he as a character can never change and grow and actually have meaningful relationships with others and show us, the audience, anything because they have to keep writing the show to justify why we never get to see Mando do anything like have a romantic relationship, have a drink with friends, or even just be face to face with his kid because Pedro is too busy to be on set.
And they know it’s getting grating to have the main character be an emotionless piece of armor in which a PUPPET is more expressive and loveable so they keep writing in all sorts of random shit this season: Mandos who remove their armor, recurring human characters, random gleep glops played by prosthetics and animatronics, and CGI characters or creatures who get to be animated and have personalities. We spent like 40 minutes watching several characters completely divorced from the main storyline only to have one be possibly brain dead and the rest never be seen again.
What IS the main storyline of this season? Reunite Mandalore? Deal with Moff Gideon come back? We have two episodes left and by the point last season we already had the rest of the season laid out: Grogu kidnapped, ship destroyed, Mando had to go with Boba and co to get him back somehow. This season is ??? Does Mando even know Moff Gideon has been sprung out of jail? Like??
I know I’m being obstinate for no reason. I love Pedro, ever since I saw him in Kingsman 2, everything I see him in that’s not Mando I love. He’s an amazing actor and yet his most famous role is basically a glorified voice over. At this point I’d rather they recast or do a full CGI render of him as Mando than watching a show about a tin can that doesn’t speak much and exists mostly to punch people and fly spaceship. Jar Jar got to emote more than this guy.
I guess after Andor (and heck, even playing fallen order again, which is all motion capture computer graphics) I’m less tolerant of this. Superhero movies find ways to justify their actors taking their helmets off to act. And in Andor we get to see every single character (almost all of whom are humans) be an actual character.
But I guess I’m expecting a lot from a show that is basically the tv equivalent of almost all the Star Wars movies. They’re for 8 year olds. They feature action scenes and fun aliens and robots and not a lot of deep character work.
I mean. Unless you count (parts of) rogue one, all of Andor, and to some extent the Cal Kestis content (the games and also the book) because here we are writing for older teens and adults, we are acknowledging our characters do things like swear, have sexual relationships, and commit violence. The actions these characters take are morally gray but they are doing what they have to to stop a fascist, genocidal force.
One of my bigger grips about the Skywalker saga and parts of Mando is how much they try and both sides the good and bad guys. No, I don’t give a shit about Anakin and Kylo’s sad backstory. I don’t give a shit about Dr Pershing. It is good storytelling to show that they are essentially the same as the good guys but made the choice to do really bad things. But trying to all of them heel turn before dying is like…too little too late, buddy. Sorry I don’t feel like the person helping do genocide deserves “redemption” because they half assed something. 🤷🏻‍♀️
In Andor we rightfully feel disgust and discomfort when we see characters like Syril Karn and Dedra Meero try to justify their bullshit. Even characters like Luthen can make you feel icky because they’re having to give up their humanity to fight back. Which is interesting!
I’m off topic (as always) but my point is: I personally need to stop taking Star Wars so seriously, except the stuff that is obviously serious and clearly written for adults. Which I am. And I will continue to watch Mando and mostly just enjoy the scenery and aliens and robots. Because hoping our main man actually gets to grow and change is…as pointless as waiting for rain in this drought.
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nityarawal · 2 years ago
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kimmysfandomblog · 6 years ago
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for the ask game, undertale/deltarune?
Thank you, Anon!!! >uO
I did Undertale, so I’ll talk about Deltarune!
the character i least understand: Considering that the full game hasn’t even been released yet, once it does, it will be something different. For now, I think that the main character, Kris, is the most mysterious. I theorize Kris is just Chara’s real name, but we’ll see what happens! The things we know is that Kris is younger than Asriel and they (?) are typical younger sibling- out-performed by the older sibling and feeling isolated. At least so far, Kris seems more compassionate than angry? But that could change, who knows!
interactions i enjoyed the most: The Dark Fun Gang XD (Name can change depending on how you choose the name, but I chose Ralsei’s paper, so Dark Fun Gang it is lol) Lancer and Suzie’s friendship was great, they really learn from each other (and that is the type of relationship I love most- where the people involved learn and grow from each other through interacting!)
the character who scares me the most: Jevil :( He’s a pain to beat, but I know he isn’t really harder than the two Genocide Route fights, or even Flowey really. (but at least with Flowey, you can still progress even if you die). I wonder why he is locked up, or what happened to make him different? He kind of implies that if you lose hte battle against him, he’ll kill everyone in his path.
the character who is mostly like me: Maybe Noelle? Get’s stuck with the smart ones or something? Kinda shy but only when cornered about it? Maybe Ralsei is better, since He is the shy type, but can still kind of lead, gets flustered with physical contact, and wishes we could solve every problem without a hint of violence. Also not too careful about our own opinions, which can negatively impact someone.
hottest looks character: No answer?? I guess that Roulx Kaard woul be the only one appropriate, but I don’t really have much opinion on the guy besides he is silly.
one thing i dislike about my fave character: Ralsei is a good boy, and I don’t like that just because of his design, people think he is a girl. Ralsei can look pretty and cute and still be a boy.
one thing i like about my hated character: I don’t really know if I hate anyone. I mean, there’s the King, but we don’t know what he and the Knight talked about to make him so against Lightners? I think it could be possible he is redeemable, and that’s about all I can say about him?
a quote or scene that haunts me: Unlike Undertale, everything is Pacifist. You can’t kill anyone, so there are no serious negative impacts like in Undertale. Like, even with Undertale, if you do things a certain way, killing Toriel can be nightmarish. Hmm, but for Deltarune, the one scary part is the ending of th chapter ending in Kris taking out their own Soul. I theorize Kris and Chara are the same, and what that sscene was was actually a nightmare, or will appear to be a nightmare. Kris will not think anything mor on it because they won’t see their soul in the cage, but later it is revealed true, or something.
a death that left me indifferent: There were no deaths in this game, but Gerson’s already dead. I guess the Amalgamates being dead makes me sad but not as sad as Gerson’s?
a character i wish died but didn’t: I guess... we’ll see whoever this Knight is (and if my theory is corect and the Knigh is Chara/Kris, that will be someting to think about.)
my ship that never sailed: Alphyne is not yet sailed, but I hope that in later chapters it will XD Everyone mad about Alphyne not being canon, they should consider that this is an Alternate Universe, and since Alphys is a teacher instead of head scientists, and Undyne already says she leaves school decisions to the School Board, we can’t expect them to have already met.It’lll happen, likely in later parts of the game. Just like Mattaton not being Mettaton right now because Alphys isn’t creating a robot body, or no friendship between Undyne and Papyrus just yet because Papyrus and Sans just moved in. Oh, but the one thing I don’t understand is why Toriel and Asgore are separated/divorced (and why Asgore isn’t mayor?). I mean, from my understanding, Asgore and Toriel were fine until he suggested killing humans and harvesting their souls to destroy all other humans.
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cbk1000 · 8 years ago
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I thought I was going to wait a couple more days to write this, but, well, I'm sick, I'm home alone, I'm bored, and as people have been trickling in to comment on this series, it feels right to add something characteristically long and meandering.
Much of this will be an overly long commentary on some of my all-time favorite characters, why I chose to tell their stories the way I told them, how I feel about Caroline in particular, and her journey in this series vs. what the show did to her. Also included: answers to several of your most burning questions, including What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With You*, Are You a Robot, and my personal favorite, Are You Some Kind of Sick Person?
*I'm not actually going to answer this; sorry. I'm still sorting it out for myself. It's a long and murky journey that involves rummaging about in my subconscious, which is a dark place, full of an alarming parade of bizarre historical facts, serial killer case files, and helicopter/dinosaur porn.
As this will contain spoilers, I'll put the rest under a cut so those of you who have not yet finished the series don't accidentally stumble across something you're not ready to see.
So, first we'll address the elephant in the room. I know this series didn't go the way some of you expected it to; frankly, it didn't go the way I expected it to, either. First and foremost because it was supposed to be a goddamn trilogy (whoooooooops), and secondly because Christ on a goddamned pogo stick was TO so much worse than I ever could have imagined. I know for some of you there was too much history, not enough KC, that I gave too much time to Caroline's other relationships, that Klaus was too terrible, the Originals too fucked-up, Tim unsympathetic/boring, etc. etc. etc. (Let's all pause for a moment to appreciate the fact that not one negative comment ever said this series has gone on too fucking long. I can ramble for 600,000+ words and no one has an issue with that, but thousand-year-old vampires being terrible people is unendurable.) I won't talk about this for too long, mostly because I've addressed it before, and basically my response to all of this is that I wrote the series exactly how I needed to write it to deal with what happened to some of my favorite characters. I cut out characters and plotlines I originally intended to address, sometimes rather abruptly, because I could no longer look at them, even my own version of them (Stefan, buddy, I'm talking about you) without feeling enraged. It was a constant struggle to divorce myself from canon to such an extent that I could write freely, so that my muse wouldn't be cockblocked by Klaus' magical testicles and the reduction of Caroline to Stefan's penis pleaser. Mostly I was successful; sometimes I was not. So I did turn to the things that pleased me: I turned to lengthy flashbacks, I turned to Caroline as an individual character with her own plot and developments outside of Klaus, I turned to an original character who didn't force me to tiptoe around shitty canon.
Tl; dr: The series was long and rambling and there are child murders and an original character, and I'm genuinely sorry some people who enjoyed it in the beginning were eventually disappointed by it, but I'm not sorry I wrote it that way.
This series, as I have already said, was the longest, most complex writing project I have ever attempted. Previously, I've always written about humans: soft, breakable humans who can and often do die, whose stories are small, narrow things in the grand scheme of the world. Because that's who I am: a small, breakable human with a finite number of years and stories. And that's exactly what drew me to Klaus, who really was the catalyst for my TVD work--how do you write so far beyond a human's limited scope? How do you explore a perspective like that? How do you write about a thousand-year-old savant and somehow convince your readers that they actually are following the perspective of a man who has lived and evolved for ten centuries, who speaks hundreds of languages, who is an expert in most subjects, who is not only smarter than any reader can really comprehend, but smarter indeed than the writer herself? We're supposed to challenge ourselves as writers: we're supposed to confront the things that frighten us most, and that's what Klaus was for me. He was a character I could never be smart or skilled enough to fully capture. So, being a masochistic bitch, I waded right in.
I was never really opposed to a redemption storyline for Klaus. This may seem contrary to my many varied and colorful comments on the moist tampon that has usurped the rightful face and place of one of my favorite characters, but it's true: I just never wanted that redemption. Klaus is not a character who can be saved. He's not a character who should be saved. He's not human: that's what TO's writers have forgotten (along with the most basic tenets of good storytelling). He can never be 'good' by our standards. He's from a long-vanished world; he was never one of us even when he was human. He was from a time and culture we will never experience or fully understand. He was born into a society some of us would now consider barbaric, and then he was stabbed to death by his own father, turned into a monster he could not possibly comprehend, and sent off into the world with the only father figure he'd ever known hot on his heels. He killed his own mother. These are his origins: and from this we expect a man we can understand, a man who falls prey to dipshit psychology students and the miracle of childbirth. Klaus has seen plenty of births and plenty of dipshit humans: that's the whole fucking point. He's seen it all. He's seen just about every iteration of human bullshit there is, over and over again. We're cyclical, predictable creatures, and, what's more, we're a food source to him. Why should we be anything else? The depressing truth of it is, humans don't even give a shit about humans, as evidenced by our multiple wars and genocides. If humanity can't even treat itself with the proper respect and reverence for life, why would an immortal monster care about anything other than its most outstanding members (and, no, TO, Cami is not even remotely close to an example of a noteable human)?
Klaus' redemption, then, should have been a tiny, incremental thing. It should have been him slowly letting go of his father's shadow. It should have been him realizing that he does not deserve the loyalty he so desperately craves, and he never will if he continues in the same vein. It should have been him slowly learning to treat his family with more respect, to stop using even those closest to him as pawns, to step back and take a breath and sometimes just let things fucking go instead of lashing out. It should have been a long and difficult process that he had to fail at over and over again. And there shouldn't have been a goddamn baby in sight. This series was what I wanted for him. And ultimately, though I love him and I want him to be happy, I also want him to have to face permanent consequences. It's the only way he can grow. Letting go of Kol was his redemption. Having the dagger on him, knowing he could have repeated the cycle, knowing he could have stuck Kol in a box for three centuries to cool off, knowing he still had control, knowing that he could still puff his chest and exert his power and instead choosing not to do that was the best ending I can think of for him, bittersweet though it may be.
As this series continued, it became very important to me that I tell a story about breaking away when you need to, when a situation is not healthy anymore, when the people who are supposed to love and protect you treat you in a way that is detrimental to your emotional if not physical health. One of the things that most bothers me about TO and TVD is the persistent message that you must stick by your family, no matter what; I see this message perpetuated throughout media in general and real life itself, and I can tell you this: it's bullshit. It doesn't matter how long you've put up with it, you still have an obligation to yourself to get the fuck out. Because someone shares your blood does not mean they own your soul. None of the Originals' relationships are healthy: they're a bunch of thousand-year-old serial killers. I didn't write this series so people could enjoy, guilt-free, the white picket fences and 2.5 kids of your high school sweetheart neighbors who have been married for twenty happy years. But Kol felt so marginalized, so trapped, so lonely, and though I set up Klaus' narrative arc so that the natural conclusion can be drawn that he does improve, he does mellow out a bit, he will treat the people he loves better--that's not good enough. It's not enough for Kol to think that in future he'll feel more included, his siblings will love him in a way that, if not exactly healthy, at least will not destroy him. He didn't need to wait any longer for that: he says so himself. He acknowledges Klaus may well become less of a tit: it doesn't matter.
Though Kol may have left with Tim, it wasn't about giving a ship a happy ending. It was actually my original intention to kill off Tim (I'll go into that later, but for now, shout out to my sister for reminding me that LGBT romances never get a happy ending in media), but Kol's story was always going to have the same ending: he was always going to leave. I think he is, right now at least, the only family member capable of breaking away. Rebekah can't do it; she'll see it through to the bloody end. But I always approached Kol with the idea that, disturbing murder shenanigans aside, of them all he actually had the healthiest grasp of what it means to love someone.  He is, ironically, perhaps the most well-adjusted of them all. He isn't immune to the effects of time and the examples of his siblings, he isn't without his slips and fuck-ups, but ultimately the relationship between Kol and Tim, despite the fact that they are both bloodthirsty murderers who were mentored by Klaus, is one of mutual respect and gay murder. This too I have TO/TVD to thank for, because I could not fucking stand one more girl-gives-up-everything-she-is-for-a-boy-who-treats-her-like-shit relationship, nor was I down with the concept that all these ancient creatures with uber durable privates and raging hormones never strayed so much as a little toe outside the careful, heteronormative confines of the writers' extraordinarily limited notions of immortality. This graphic gay murder sex brought to you by my annoyance.
I'm going to leave off here, because this, like everything I write, is annoyingly long, and I've still got quite a bit I'd like to say. In my defense, this series is over 600,000 words and has consumed over three years of my life. Bit hard to summarize my thoughts and feelings in a few paragraphs.
Also, I have fucking nothing else to do anyway.
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omglr · 6 years ago
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You: dang you need some better boots boy
Stranger: feminists are our oppressors
You: like, these ideas aren't getting much traction with me
Stranger: are you a feminazi?
You: maybe you just live in a rainy hilly area
Stranger: shut up bitch
Stranger: im a man
You: yeah dude, it seems like you've got it rough
Stranger: why are feminists so mean?
Stranger: what did i ever do to them?
You: like, those are some wacky problems that aren't really hurting you
Stranger: yeah they are its a slippery slope
Stranger: they’re going to kill all of us
You: sliperry slopes are logical falacies boy
Stranger: no
Stranger: its the truth
Stranger: birth control is a gateway drug to murdering all men
You: dude, the world is collapsing cause of capitalism
You: not ladies
Stranger: lol are you a commie
You: yeah dude
You: and i hate nazis
Stranger: good for you. you should hate feminists
Stranger: they are literally fascists
You: ha
You: na dude, i'm like more into hating actual facists
Stranger: they are fascist, they want to take away our free speech
You: lol
Stranger: and they dont want our men to just be men
Stranger: feminazis are misandrists
You: you must be trollin boy
You: you sound histarical
Stranger: im not a troll
You: well that's just sad then
Stranger: and lol im hysterical?
Stranger: well you’re a woman
Stranger: so you’re even more hysterical
Stranger: are you on your period?
You: lol
You: yeah bro
Stranger: lol!
You: and you're the one raggin' on me
Stranger: you’re a man hater, all feminazis are
You: lol
Stranger: im just defending masculinity
You: its pretty offputing look honestly
You: you ever get head?
Stranger: no because i am a mgtow who doesnt need females in my life!
You: have you considered going your way into oncoming traffic?
Stranger: lol real men commit suicide the right way only girls attention whore like that
You: or joining the navy ?
Stranger: i once shot myself in the head
Stranger: twice
Stranger: didnt even die
You: tyler durden was gay
Stranger: lol @ all the girls who overdose or walk into traffic
Stranger: just looking for attention
Stranger: whos tyler durden?
You: yeah attentions seakers are pathetic
You: you're tyler durden
Stranger: no?
Stranger: im a real man
You: fight me then
Stranger: lol i dont hit women
Stranger: despite me being a mgtow i still care about chivalry
You: i'm not a woman
You: i'm you
Stranger: the f??
You: yeah b
You: i'm just a projection
You: of your inner desires
You: baby fight me
You: fight me
Stranger: no dude thats pretty gay
You: c'mon
You: just suck my tit then
You: c'mon baby
Stranger: wtf i thought you were a dude??
Stranger: are you a trap?
You: no b
You: i'm your mom
Stranger: because sometimes i want a trap to go my own way with
Stranger: just two bros except she looks kinda femme
You: be the trap you want to see in the world
Stranger: but she wont divorce rape me or get pregnant
You: i'll accept you my child
Stranger: no, im a masculine manly alpha as fuck dude!
You: yeah
You: bet you couldn't drink rubbing alcohol
You: you sound like a pussy my child
Stranger: bet you i can
Stranger: i’ll drink a bunch of rubbing alcohol right now
Stranger: prove it to you that im a real man
You: ok baby
You: then you'll fuck me?
Stranger: no, thats gay
You: its not gay i'm you mom
Stranger: you sound like a pussy fag
You: you speak to your mom with those fingers?
Stranger: beta white knight
Stranger: i fucked your mom
You: you finger bang your mom with that mouth?
You: c'mon girl
Stranger: shut up bitch
Stranger: i am not a girl!
You: do you believe in love?
Stranger: love is for incels, im a chad
You: cause i got something to say about it
Stranger: i pump and dump traps everyday
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVcUzP_O_8
Stranger: whats that
You: its a hot song
You: to fuck too
You: yeah
Stranger: i heard that song before
You: yeah
You: on the radio?
Stranger: idk where
You: when you were a baby?
Stranger: maybe
You: maybe baby
Stranger: i have a fucking awesome manly memory
You: but you were a kid once
Stranger: nah i was a man when i was 6
Stranger: alpha as fuckkk
You: and isn't that where it all started?
You: where did they touch you?
Stranger: i fucked my teacher when i was 11 lol
You: oh boy
Stranger: yeahhh
You: that was rape
Stranger: no
Stranger: she let me
You: yeah, no
You: she raped you
Stranger: lol a woman cant rape a man
You: that's rape of a minor
Stranger: and besides i liked it xd
You: stilll... she should go to jail
Stranger: men always love sex
You: and you should go to therapy
Stranger: lol its every dudes fantasy bro
You: you sound all fucked up my dude
Stranger: dude wtf??
You: yeah man
Stranger: im not fucked up you are
You: i'm not your mom
Stranger: why tf you support feminism?
You: i'm your friend
You: and i think you need helpo
You: like
You: professional help
You: this is serious
Stranger: i think we chatted before
You: oh probably
Stranger: you’re the really gullible guy who believed everything i said
You: oh totally
You: i must be
You: i believe it
You: i am just real gullable
Stranger: yes totally
You: cool
Stranger: so bro
Stranger: wanna have a barbecue
You: yeah boy
Stranger: hang out, do some bro stuff
You: i'll bring a six pack
Stranger: thanks bro
You: and give you the number of a therapist
Stranger: lol dudes dont need therapists
Stranger: we dont talk about our emotions like girls do!
You: we gotta work on your approach with the ladies man
Stranger: naaah im mgtow now
You: like, that was rough
You: dude, if this is your way
You: its not a good way
Stranger: yeah its a good way
You: it's not to late to deescelate
Stranger: independent free of women
Stranger: m g t o w
You: no man, you are a slave to women
You: you've given them all the power
Stranger: lol says the beta cuck on the plantation
Stranger: no bitch i dont give them power
You: man, you have
Stranger: i just ignore them bitches and gold diggers
Stranger: i fuck traps instead haha xd
You: to come off so hostile at every moment of your life
You: to deny yourself love
Stranger:
Stranger: im a fucking dude bro
Stranger: i aint denying myself love
Stranger: love is for pussy beta fags
You: its cause you dont wanna get hurt
Stranger: real men pump and dump
Stranger: redpilled as fuckkk
Stranger: men dont get hurt
Stranger: men dont cry
You: yeah dude
Stranger: we’re fucking amazing
You: i'm glad you are just trolling bro
Stranger: not a troll bro
You: cause this otherwise would be unhealthy
You: no you must be
You: cause otherwise it would be so so so sad
Stranger: but really its so fun to pretend to be a sensitive fragile dude
You: like what a sad creature
Stranger: i know right!
You: like god-damn gollem
You: with no ring
Stranger: i love doing this its like literally they get offended by everything
You: yeah
Stranger: men are really dumb
You: i'm surprised you didnt mention venezula
Stranger: oh righttt
Stranger: well the character im playing isnt a capitalist anyways
You: oh yeah?
You: what is he?
Stranger: feudalist :p
You: ha ha
Stranger: anyways i think im manlier than you and i finished my rubbing alcohol
You: that legit made me laugh
You: ok dude
Stranger: well you think im kidding
You: the feudalist part
Stranger: oh
You: ok, maybe call 911?
Stranger: well i wasnt going to admit to being a fascist after i told you feminazis are the real fascists
You: yeah, i mean, it wouldn't stop a nazi
You: probalby
You: "like, feminists are nazis, but also like... i support the kkk"
You: anyway, you ever listen to riot girl music?
Stranger: no not really
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKAtmRhsF30
You: oh wait
You: this isn't it
You: ....
Stranger: true tho
Stranger: what even??
You: https://krecs.bandcamp.com/track/all-women-are-bitches
You: there we are
You: i don't know what was up with that first one
You: anyway, Fifth Column was pretty cool
Stranger: oh
Stranger: not really my type of music tbh
You: fair enough
You: what kind of music you like?
Stranger: idk honestly
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3V1SKM0uVo
You: here's a weird scifi mashup album
You: with a robot socialist agenda i think
Stranger: im not a socialist haha
Stranger: or even anti-capitalist at all
You: i mean, its hard not to buy in
You: in for a penny, in for a pound
Stranger: nice try but im not going to become a commie
You: idk, i mean you say that now
You: but someday you might have to renounce your ways
Stranger: im pretty content being a class traitor, thanks tho
You: lol
Stranger: i love licking the boots of female ceos just as much as male ones :)
You: good for you
You: i mean, after the revolution we'll all have boots
You: and we can take turns
Stranger: no thx boots are oppressive
You: no dude they got good grips
You: to prevent slippery slopes
Stranger: literally foot binding and patriarchy in disguise
Stranger: lol
You: oh, i see what your into now
Stranger: boots are just heels under a different name
You: bondage and heals
Stranger: ?
You: they'll have bdsm after the revolution
Stranger: im not into bdsm haha
You: why not?
Stranger: because bdsm is inherently oppressive to women
You: you're so normy
Stranger: reinforces misogynistic stereotypes
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: patriarchy literally
You: women on top
Stranger: no, thats still misogyny
You: matriarchy
Stranger: but honestly
Stranger: men who have that fetish are honestly sooo misogynistic
You: yeah
Stranger: puttig women on a pedestal isnt any better
Stranger: bdsm is misogynistic
You: and like often into cops and normy shit
Stranger: no revolution
Stranger: i love cops
You: ha
Stranger: they protect and serve us 💕
Stranger: buuuutt
Stranger: 50% of cops should be female
You: thats what your sub should be doing
Stranger: sub?
You: your submissive man servant
Stranger: i dont have one
You: never too late
Stranger: thats pretty gay tbh
You: he give good head
You: and does the dishes
You: and he's there by choice
Stranger: lol matriarchy and gynocentricity
Stranger: feminazis r oppressin men
You: in your case its a gaytriarchy
Stranger: im a girl
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im not like other girls
You: you a swerf?
Stranger: yeah i think sex workers rights are dumb
You: gross
Stranger: they should be sex slaves
You: double gross
Stranger: swerf and terf
You: gross x infinity
Stranger: grossssss
You: so what brought you to these terrible opinions?
Stranger: well i watch fox news
You: no further info required
Stranger: :)
You: you watch the OA?
Stranger: whats that
You: netflix show
Stranger: nope
You: its pretty good
Stranger: ehhh not my type of show
You: there are men in it
Stranger: gross
You: they go there own way
Stranger: that sounds nice actually
You: yeah
Stranger: i wish all men would go their own way
You: wish they would leave faster
Stranger: is it wrong to want all men dead?
You: if you are pulling the trigger probably
You: but if its like an accident
Stranger: no, i mean like i want them to just conveniently disappear
You: yeah
You: that sounds normal
You: but also, don't we all have little secret prayers
You: for a goddess to strike our enemies down
Stranger: its pretty late
Stranger: i should probably get going
You: yeah
You: ok, have a good sleep
Stranger: good night!
You: :)
Stranger has disconnected.
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The humanity at the center of ‘Rick and Morty’s’ rick-diculousness
When there's no one to blame but yourself
Image: adult swim
Like its mad scientist protagonist, at times it feels like Rick and Morty does everything in its power to remain unlikeable.
Grotesque, crass, nihilistic, confrontational, distressing, and almost insufferably up-its-own-ass intelligent — it’s actually the show’s undeniable heart (and tendency to rip it out of your chest) that grounds the sci-fi juggernaut in issues that can hit a little too close to home.
If Rick and Morty has ever made you uncomfortable, you’re not alone. And, actually, not outside the intentions of its creators.
“We always saw this show as our little darling that was supposed to have nothing to do with success, or attention, or pleasing people,” co-creator Dan Harmon recently told us. 
On those first two accounts, he and fellow mastermind Justin Roiland failed miserably.
SEE ALSO: ‘Rick and Morty’ co-creator slays trolls harassing its female writers
This season, Rick and Morty is up 81% year over year, and has become the #1 comedy on TV among adults 18-24 and adults 18-34, according to Nielsen’s Live+7 ratings — putting it ahead of primetime favorites like The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family. The critical praise for Rick and Morty remains damn near unanimous. 
As the Season 3 finale approaches on Sunday, Oct. 1, it appears Rick and Morty has transitioned from cult favorite into full-on cultural phenomenon in just a few months, since the premiere in April.
But the metamorphosis goes far beyond ratings. Over the course of the season, we watched a show that did all it could to alienate itself from everyone turn into a show that’s about as personal and intimate as a nightmarish Thanksgiving at granny’s house.
The familiarity that grounds Rick and Morty‘s universe(s)
Since Day 1, the series has reveled in an unrelenting, disconcerting kind of honesty. But when Season 3 promised to be the “darkest” one yet, no one really understood what that meant. More gore, presumably — plus the soul-crushing existential dread we’ve come to know and love.
Then the premiere finally aired. Both gore and existentialism abound in Rick’s annihilation of not one but two planetary systems of governance. But the most disturbing twist of all in “The Rickshank Redemption” cut deeper than even species-wide genocide.
A scene all too familiar to anyone who’s attended a family dinner
Image: adult swim
And it took place in the family garage, without a drop of blood being spilled.
Mere seconds after Beth declares she’ll never let her father come between her and Jerry’s marriage again, the devil himself portals back into her life uninvited. 
“Guess who dismantled the government?” he declares as an apology for abandoning his daughter (again).
Without so much as a blink, Beth wrestles out of her husband’s embrace to crawl back into daddy’s arms like a beaten puppy to its abuser. “Please don’t leave me again.”
“I never will, baby.”
From there on out, we can only watch in horror as Grandpa Rick’s reign of terror takes hold of the house. Having manipulated Jerry out of the picture, Rick reveals his psychotic plan to his grandson — globs of alcohol-induced spittle flying from his deranged mouth: 
“I’ve rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. Oh! I just took over the family, Morty!”
Yup. Definitely getting darker.
How Season 3 transcended itself (by accident)
To anyone who’s ever been a member of a family, these scenes of dysfunction feel unshakeable.
You know this man, the de facto patriarch, who manipulates himself into the center of everyone’s universe, only to abandon them at every opportunity. Or perhaps you know his daughter, wine glass perpetually in hand, struggling to fit a role she never suited, while enjoying herself most with the poor robotic approximations of her children programmed to emote only supportive affirmations toward her behavior. 
SEE ALSO: ‘Rick and Morty’ went super Freudian in ‘Pickle Rick’ and it was perfection
Maybe you’re the kids, watching helplessly from the backseat, as the insurmountable truth that none of the adults know what the fuck they’re doing dawns on you. That, in fact, nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
The psychological damage stemming from the collapse of their traditional family unit ripples through nearly every episode of Season 3 with stinging authenticity. The sci-fi premises that used to define the show’s boldness have become more of a backdrop, as week to week the tragedy of a family fighting to put their ill-fitting, broken pieces back together unfolds. Only to fail. Again and again.
Rick and Morty has become one of the starkest portraits of familial love, and our endless capacity to care for and destroy the people we’re closest to — often simultaneously.
This shift has surprised perhaps no one more than the show’s own creators.
“If anything we were trying get back to basics,” Harmon said. “We were just chasing the initial dream — that joy of infinite possibilities that we got from Season 1… and I guess along the way we screwed up and made Breaking Bad instead.”
Whether intentional or not, the numbers don’t lie. Rick and Morty is striking a cord of universality that it never has before. But in typical Rick and Morty fashion, that universality doesn’t come from any place of comfort.
It stems from the shared agony of being alive, and stumbling through the illogical reality of human existence.
The two major emotional themes of the season have personal relevance to Harmon in particular. For one, in between Season 2 and 3, he started going through his own divorce. For another, he got himself into therapy.
“In previous seasons, the height of my introspection had to do with how angry I was at NBC. Or humankind in general,” he said, referring to his disastrous experience as the creator of the beloved but niche NBC show, Community. “The big shift [of Season 3] is that I don’t have anything to be angry at, except myself.”
In one of Harmon’s favorite episodes of the season, “Pickle Rick,” the once infallible and all-powerful patriarch can be seen on a therapist’s couch. Having turned himself into a literal pickle to avoid dealing with the damage he’s inflicted on his own family, Rick looks positively dwarfed in the seat.
And, for the first time in Rick and Morty history, a character bests the smartest man in the universe.
SEE ALSO: ‘Rick and Morty’ Season 3 returns with a blood-soaked ‘Mad Max’ family therapy session
“You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control,” therapist Dr. Wong tells him. “You chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces.”
Before their time runs out, Dr. Wong tries one more appeal: “The bottom line is, some people are okay going to work [in therapy], and some people well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.”
For Harmon, this scene was the most clear demonstration of his own transformation as a writer and person.
“I don’t know if I could’ve written that two years ago,” he said. “Two years ago, I would’ve made sure Rick got the final word.” For once, he didn’t. 
This is sad: Dan Harmon recently got divorced, so this is Rick and Morty Season 2 Credits vs Season 3 http://pic.twitter.com/P2UizjHmWU
— Chandler Balli (@CinematicEX) April 3, 2017
“I wanted to make sure Dr. Wong’s response came from a place of, ‘well, don’t let yourself off the hook — just because you’re mad and alone. That doesn’t make you above other people who just want to get better. And it doesn’t make you beneath them, either.'”
In Season 3, Rick and Morty managed to pull off its biggest, darkest turn of all. To the utter shock of an audience desensitized to all things blood, guts, and abject atheism, the show transformed from one of infinite comedic cleverness, into one of equal and biting emotional intelligence.
The human heart at the center of the Mr. Poopy Butthole
“It feels like we swam the English Channel, got across, then somebody said: ‘that was amazing how you outran that shark that was trying to eat you,'” Harmon said in reference to Rick and Morty‘s  explosion into popularity. “It’s just like… ‘what? No, I was trying to swim the English Channel.'”
He paused to reconsider. “Actually, it’s the opposite: you were swimming away from a shark, and then told you coincidentally swam the English Channel.”
For a show with an ethos that insists it does not care about people, the world, or the senseless pain it inflicts — Rick and Morty understands human nature in a way that few other shows do.
Addressing a popular fan debate over the source of their mad scientist’s drinking problem, Harmon noted that he remembered Roiland saying that “the day we find out the ‘one’ reason why Rick drinks, the show’s over. Because nobody drinks for one reason.”
He added, “I mean, none of your friends have origin stories, either. Real people are defined by their own undefinability. Out of all the unreal things, I think the most real thing about Rick is that you don’t know what makes him tick or where he’s coming from.”
The humanity and cruelty of Pickle Rick
Image: adult swim
We can make guesses. Like with our own family members, we can take Rick at his word when he says ��as far as Grandpa’s concerned, you’re both pieces of shit!” Or we can see him for what he is: a walking contradiction, like the rest of us, with all the redeeming and irredeemable qualities that make us human.
Perhaps the most central question driving the tension of Rick and Morty throughout the course of the series is whether or not Rick actually loves his grandson (or is even capable of love at all). But much like our real-world relationships, the answer is a double-edged sword.
“If you really really loved someone, and [like Rick] also knew the universe was a meaningless gaping mouth waiting to eat innocent life alive — it could take the form of telling that person over and over again that they mean nothing. That you don’t care about them,” Harmon points out.
If you’re a person who’s ever lived, breathed, and dared to try and connect with another person, that internal conflict likely carries an unsettling resonance.
Ironically, it’s not the surreal circus of infinite multiverses, microverses, interdimensional space travel, alien planets, sex robots, Mr. Poopy Buttholes, or even Birdpeople that makes Rick and Morty stand out.
Instead — more than any other drama, comedy, or live action show before it — the most unprecedented thing the show ever did was to further commit to its stark, unvarnished realism.
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The humanity at the center of ‘Rick and Morty’s’ rick-diculousness
When there's no one to blame but yourself
Image: adult swim
Like its mad scientist protagonist, at times it feels like Rick and Morty does everything in its power to remain unlikeable.
Grotesque, crass, nihilistic, confrontational, distressing, and almost insufferably up-its-own-ass intelligent — it’s actually the show’s undeniable heart (and tendency to rip it out of your chest) that grounds the sci-fi juggernaut in issues that can hit a little too close to home.
If Rick and Morty has ever made you uncomfortable, you’re not alone. And, actually, not outside the intentions of its creators.
“We always saw this show as our little darling that was supposed to have nothing to do with success, or attention, or pleasing people,” co-creator Dan Harmon recently told us. 
On those first two accounts, he and fellow mastermind Justin Roiland failed miserably.
SEE ALSO: ‘Rick and Morty’ co-creator slays trolls harassing its female writers
This season, Rick and Morty is up 81% year over year, and has become the #1 comedy on TV among adults 18-24 and adults 18-34, according to Nielsen’s Live+7 ratings — putting it ahead of primetime favorites like The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family. The critical praise for Rick and Morty remains damn near unanimous. 
As the Season 3 finale approaches on Sunday, Oct. 1, it appears Rick and Morty has transitioned from cult favorite into full-on cultural phenomenon in just a few months, since the premiere in April.
But the metamorphosis goes far beyond ratings. Over the course of the season, we watched a show that did all it could to alienate itself from everyone turn into a show that’s about as personal and intimate as a nightmarish Thanksgiving at granny’s house.
The familiarity that grounds Rick and Morty‘s universe(s)
Since Day 1, the series has reveled in an unrelenting, disconcerting kind of honesty. But when Season 3 promised to be the “darkest” one yet, no one really understood what that meant. More gore, presumably — plus the soul-crushing existential dread we’ve come to know and love.
Then the premiere finally aired. Both gore and existentialism abound in Rick’s annihilation of not one but two planetary systems of governance. But the most disturbing twist of all in “The Rickshank Redemption” cut deeper than even species-wide genocide.
A scene all too familiar to anyone who’s attended a family dinner
Image: adult swim
And it took place in the family garage, without a drop of blood being spilled.
Mere seconds after Beth declares she’ll never let her father come between her and Jerry’s marriage again, the devil himself portals back into her life uninvited. 
“Guess who dismantled the government?” he declares as an apology for abandoning his daughter (again).
Without so much as a blink, Beth wrestles out of her husband’s embrace to crawl back into daddy’s arms like a beaten puppy to its abuser. “Please don’t leave me again.”
“I never will, baby.”
From there on out, we can only watch in horror as Grandpa Rick’s reign of terror takes hold of the house. Having manipulated Jerry out of the picture, Rick reveals his psychotic plan to his grandson — globs of alcohol-induced spittle flying from his deranged mouth: 
“I’ve rep[burps]laced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. Oh! I just took over the family, Morty!”
Yup. Definitely getting darker.
How Season 3 transcended itself (by accident)
To anyone who’s ever been a member of a family, these scenes of dysfunction feel unshakeable.
You know this man, the de facto patriarch, who manipulates himself into the center of everyone’s universe, only to abandon them at every opportunity. Or perhaps you know his daughter, wine glass perpetually in hand, struggling to fit a role she never suited, while enjoying herself most with the poor robotic approximations of her children programmed to emote only supportive affirmations toward her behavior. 
SEE ALSO: ‘Rick and Morty’ went super Freudian in ‘Pickle Rick’ and it was perfection
Maybe you’re the kids, watching helplessly from the backseat, as the insurmountable truth that none of the adults know what the fuck they’re doing dawns on you. That, in fact, nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
The psychological damage stemming from the collapse of their traditional family unit ripples through nearly every episode of Season 3 with stinging authenticity. The sci-fi premises that used to define the show’s boldness have become more of a backdrop, as week to week the tragedy of a family fighting to put their ill-fitting, broken pieces back together unfolds. Only to fail. Again and again.
Rick and Morty has become one of the starkest portraits of familial love, and our endless capacity to care for and destroy the people we’re closest to — often simultaneously.
This shift has surprised perhaps no one more than the show’s own creators.
“If anything we were trying get back to basics,” Harmon said. “We were just chasing the initial dream — that joy of infinite possibilities that we got from Season 1… and I guess along the way we screwed up and made Breaking Bad instead.”
Whether intentional or not, the numbers don’t lie. Rick and Morty is striking a cord of universality that it never has before. But in typical Rick and Morty fashion, that universality doesn’t come from any place of comfort.
It stems from the shared agony of being alive, and stumbling through the illogical reality of human existence.
The two major emotional themes of the season have personal relevance to Harmon in particular. For one, in between Season 2 and 3, he started going through his own divorce. For another, he got himself into therapy.
“In previous seasons, the height of my introspection had to do with how angry I was at NBC. Or humankind in general,” he said, referring to his disastrous experience as the creator of the beloved but niche NBC show, Community. “The big shift [of Season 3] is that I don’t have anything to be angry at, except myself.”
In one of Harmon’s favorite episodes of the season, “Pickle Rick,” the once infallible and all-powerful patriarch can be seen on a therapist’s couch. Having turned himself into a literal pickle to avoid dealing with the damage he’s inflicted on his own family, Rick looks positively dwarfed in the seat.
And, for the first time in Rick and Morty history, a character bests the smartest man in the universe.
SEE ALSO: ‘Rick and Morty’ Season 3 returns with a blood-soaked ‘Mad Max’ family therapy session
“You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control,” therapist Dr. Wong tells him. “You chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces.”
Before their time runs out, Dr. Wong tries one more appeal: “The bottom line is, some people are okay going to work [in therapy], and some people well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.”
For Harmon, this scene was the most clear demonstration of his own transformation as a writer and person.
“I don’t know if I could’ve written that two years ago,” he said. “Two years ago, I would’ve made sure Rick got the final word.” For once, he didn’t. 
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“I wanted to make sure Dr. Wong’s response came from a place of, ‘well, don’t let yourself off the hook — just because you’re mad and alone. That doesn’t make you above other people who just want to get better. And it doesn’t make you beneath them, either.'”
In Season 3, Rick and Morty managed to pull off its biggest, darkest turn of all. To the utter shock of an audience desensitized to all things blood, guts, and abject atheism, the show transformed from one of infinite comedic cleverness, into one of equal and biting emotional intelligence.
The human heart at the center of the Mr. Poopy Butthole
“It feels like we swam the English Channel, got across, then somebody said: ‘that was amazing how you outran that shark that was trying to eat you,'” Harmon said in reference to Rick and Morty‘s  explosion into popularity. “It’s just like… ‘what? No, I was trying to swim the English Channel.'”
He paused to reconsider. “Actually, it’s the opposite: you were swimming away from a shark, and then told you coincidentally swam the English Channel.”
For a show with an ethos that insists it does not care about people, the world, or the senseless pain it inflicts — Rick and Morty understands human nature in a way that few other shows do.
Addressing a popular fan debate over the source of their mad scientist’s drinking problem, Harmon noted that he remembered Roiland saying that “the day we find out the ‘one’ reason why Rick drinks, the show’s over. Because nobody drinks for one reason.”
He added, “I mean, none of your friends have origin stories, either. Real people are defined by their own undefinability. Out of all the unreal things, I think the most real thing about Rick is that you don’t know what makes him tick or where he’s coming from.”
The humanity and cruelty of Pickle Rick
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We can make guesses. Like with our own family members, we can take Rick at his word when he says “as far as Grandpa’s concerned, you’re both pieces of shit!” Or we can see him for what he is: a walking contradiction, like the rest of us, with all the redeeming and irredeemable qualities that make us human.
Perhaps the most central question driving the tension of Rick and Morty throughout the course of the series is whether or not Rick actually loves his grandson (or is even capable of love at all). But much like our real-world relationships, the answer is a double-edged sword.
“If you really really loved someone, and [like Rick] also knew the universe was a meaningless gaping mouth waiting to eat innocent life alive — it could take the form of telling that person over and over again that they mean nothing. That you don’t care about them,” Harmon points out.
If you’re a person who’s ever lived, breathed, and dared to try and connect with another person, that internal conflict likely carries an unsettling resonance.
Ironically, it’s not the surreal circus of infinite multiverses, microverses, interdimensional space travel, alien planets, sex robots, Mr. Poopy Buttholes, or even Birdpeople that makes Rick and Morty stand out.
Instead — more than any other drama, comedy, or live action show before it — the most unprecedented thing the show ever did was to further commit to its stark, unvarnished realism.
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