#we love guyfailure

[its-coda]

He would manage to do this to himself, he’ll be fine

[per-oceanum]

buggy x croc (for science)

Of course for science-

[littledragonkana]

What's Owain's role in the shrek AU, Feli?

honestly it's a shame no one's asked about owain in the shrek au yet i think he's my favorite for just. his guyfailure swag

[nevermoreconfessions]

I much prefer the clusterfucks and their unhealthy evil and funny dynamic than the misfits - it’s more interesting and even comedic with them wbu?

I agree. Their dynamic is so interesting!

Annabel and Prospero are the two gossipers. I don't care what anybody says, they were PoshBesties™ before the contract was signed. Its just that neither of them knew it.

The closet scene? It's one of the best panels in the whole series, right underneath the panel of Lenore staring at Annabel Lee's tits.

Ada and Montresor are falling apart, but they were fun while they lasted, too. Ada is stuck on Annabel, so chances are, she's not going anywhere.

Will. Guyfailure, boykisser Will. What a... average man. He's so damn funny.

The potential between Annabel and Montresor is endless. Blackmail? Toxic partners-in-crime? What a goldmine.

While you're here, you might enjoy this take — I think the Misfits are about to crumble. Which will make us love them more, probably.

Lenore and Duke have high-tensions right now, with Duke having attempted murder on Annabel Lee. Yes, Annabel Lee was involved in Montresor's attempt to kill Duke, but there were circumstances that make the situation different.

Annabel Lee wasn't lying when she said, "The one you want is Montresor. He's the one behind everything," because Montresor was the one with the idea to put someone behind a wall. Annabel Lee diverted the plan in a way that wouldn't put suspicion on her and Lenore's secret.

The scene where Duke told Lenore, "Leave now, if it puts your mind at ease. All you need to do, mon amie, is nothing," was scary. It was terrifying, because that was the moment I realized that Lenore and Duke were strangers. They had met only five days before that incident — contrary to what some people say, they are not "best friends."

(I love Duke, by the way. This isn't hate on Duke's character — I get why he did it! — but wow. He and Pluto were down for murder, no matter what Lenore would think.)

Even Morella seemed horrified that Duke and Pluto tried to murder someone. What will happen when such an attempt is done in front of her? What will she do? What will she think?

...I don't think the Misfits are as healthy as we think, fellas.

[superscourge]

In the Scourge voice hc topic, In my perception, he sounds like Alex Brightman playing Fizzarolli.

Like, he has the same voice intonation as Sonic, obviously, a little thicker, but with that little rocky """"robotic"""" tone of voice like Fizzarolli.

He would easily try to intimidate someone with that voice of his, but he would probably fail

of course he'd fail <3 hes a guyfailure and we love him for it

[dreamii-krybaby]

I love SilverLily (Khan X Nori) because not only it got heavy angst, it got “girlboss” x “guyfailure”, it got Morticia and Gomez Addams vibes.

But bc it’s literally

Unhinged, “quirky”, charismatic, woman who literally caused a genocide and probably feasted on corpses, a literal goddess <3

And then we got

✨Pringles man✨

PS: btw I love both Khan and Nori, I think both are fun characters. And Khan is underrated imo and I don’t understand why ppl still keep hating him like bro- he is trying to be better. I do hope we get to see more of him apart from his relationship with Nori. Tho I am very excited if we get info regarding their dynamic. And ofc am going to explode (in a good way) once we get more Nori content

[baldy-wan-kenobi]

Okay people, here we go:

Baldy's Book Club

Episode 1: "Into the Storm"

By Taylor Anderson, Book 1 of the Destroyermen series.

Okay, so, on the recommendation of my most esteemed mutual @frogblast-the-ventcore , I have been coerced to read the Destroyermen series, and post my thoughts about them as I do.

So, for part 1, here we go. I'm going to assume those of you reading have read the book, cause if you haven't, you should be going to buy it, right now. I mean it.

First and foremost, this book was written by a ww2 nerd, for ww2 nerds, and by god does it show. Taylor Anderson is a professor of history, and it shines through in every part of the book. From the technical details of the USS Walker, to the shortcomings of the Mk. 14 torpedo, to the attitudes, lives, and habits (both good and bad) of a 1942 Asiatic fleet destroyerman. Speaking of which, call me Dean Kamen, cause that's a perfect segway to talk about

The Characters

To begin with, do not expect a normal person's assessment of these characters. Expect a Normal™ person's view of them.

First: Captain Matthew Reddy. Oh my lord this man. He's an absolute mess, knows it, and yet cannot let that show, because, well he's stranded in an alternate universe with humanoid lemurs and sapient velociraptors. In my head, he's got total divorced dad energy going on, 30-something going on 50 because of stress, greying at the temples but still hot in a DILF kind of way, not overly muscular, and with one hell of a voice. (I'll admit the audio book colored my perception, but it's a fantastic audio book so I don't care.)

Next, Chack-Sab-At, the biggest and most baddass guyfailure to ever live. "Oh, I'm a pacifist" then the very second that an enemy without moral repercussions comes along he's all "I love violence and killing and murder and death and injuring people and blood and biting and cutting and-" like, seriously, dude says he's a pacifist before turning around and becoming Furry Doomguy.

Next, Dennis Silva, he-who-was-told-not-to-fuck-the-monkey-cats-but-did-it-anyway. Moving on,

There's literally more I love about the characters than I want to sit here and type out, so I'm going to cut it short, but Oh My God these characters are A+.

Next, I just want to touch on something these books made me feel. A lot of times, as an USAmerican with an actual brain, I can get bogged down in the fucked-up shit my country has done and feel like I can't celebrate what makes the US cool without making it sound like I'm excusing all the bad stuff, but this book kinda made me stop for a minute and go "man, the US is kinda fucking rad, when you think about it." Because, you know what? It is. Yeah, we've done fucked up shit, but we've also done some pretty awesome stuff. For every My Lai Massacre, there's a moon landing. For every Trail of Tears, there's a Berlin Airlift. Sometimes, it's okay to take a moment and just go "Fuck yeah, guys. Were pretty cool." Because this book really makes you feel that, at least it did to me, but I'll get off my red, white and blue high horse and keep going.

Alright, now we come to the part that I need to get out...

THE BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY

Literally everywhere in my life, I am haunted and stalked by the specter of a long-dead megacorporation. In every piece of media, in every topic I research, no matter what, they're there. As the Frogman quoted from me in a meme a while back "I'm being haunted by the ghost of English imperialism". What the fuck? Anyway, if you wanna chat about the book, please do, because I am at terminal levels of Fandom.

Anyway, if you want to read along for the next Baldy's Book Club, we'll be reading Crusade, the next book in the Destroyermen series.

(P.S. Frogman, I know this review isn't very good, but my brain is soup rn so this is whatchu get.

[eucharist-eulogy]

List your friends muses out of context (I might’ve sent this before but I forgot)

You did lol, dw bout it im just studying n posted this as a break opp

if there was a world record for highest concentration of menace to body size, she’d get it. Also stairwell moment

Do sonas count? You have a world record for the longest… well, lots of things (also come back -grabs straitjacket-)

HUSBAND /p /pos

the cutest bakery girl pls hold me in your strong arms

purple devil

best sop sorry i like him mean /j also hi frenchie with wrinkles

I NEED MORE STRONG WOMEN TO CARRYME PLEASE I NEEEEEED IT /ref also i have mochi pspsps

A God. Do you know how little that narrows it down/j oh wait nevermind he killed the auntie.

cereal. Cereal. CEREAL.

LEAVE SHILOH ALONE YOU FLUFFY CRITTER WITH DRAWING SKILLS /j /lh

hackerman with a beanie and trauma. Then again he’s not the only one with trauma, get in line.

most normal mun. have a easter egg

Liam harem starter, ft the frenchies

His hair is a lightshow. I love it tho

ma’am GET OF THE TRAIN FLOOR ITS DIRTY

Man has infinite rizz except with this one lady. Proceeds to pull the most crazy shit.

Elsa but male and daughterless

pinkest pink im so sorry for you /gen /lh

imagine having a whole AXE and STILL dying. Sorry ma’am but L.

Woman has an eye addiction and whipping addiction but she got no one to take the pE e pE rs eyes from

rizzman with a harem and an american dream

fatherless. Motherless. Parentless. FAMILYLESS.

Do you think he weighs as much as an otter or���

evil watermelon.

british so girlfailure she has to fight with the irish guyfailure

i want her shoes to stomp on karens.

cutie but she called your friend dying a canon event

russian’th? Woman where is yo id. No woman, I’m not afraid of magic spider webs.

smol. elaine jr

pink jesus

I remember I remember I am trapped help me save me help me. . Do i look cute?

samurai man with three arms

we do not talk about your neon pink partner, mister bartender

doggie man we lov

(edit: IT FUCKING CUT FOR SOME REAODN RATTLES)

[joakims-metal-machine]

Honestly fucking obsessing over Oh! MAJINAI because of how badass yet silly it is

Over here we got BABYMETAL being absolute girlbosses and in the back is just Joakim like

What is blud doing 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Guyfailure moment. Absolute boyloser /pos

I can't help but love the fact there are THOUSANDS of animated Joakim in the background AND HE'S IN LIKE??? A GODDAMN SPEEDO?????

[letterboard-fantasy]

Echoes of Paradise: An Ode to a Timeless Love || Part One

[ It’s a long list of Essence skins, so I want to post them in patches! So… here’s patch one! ]

A-Tier Costume: The Visionary ( Heifu | @idv-ask-the-unknown )

“I can see a cold and dark force in your future, Successor. You will never be able to escape from it, no matter how fast you try. It’s a future not even I can fight against…”

S-Tier Costume: The Golden Diva ( Camilla | @ask-idv-outcast )

“The sound of raining bullets and the symphonic screams out the monsters makes the sweetest music of all… they left me with a mission, I won’t let anyone take the future era’s dreams and hopes away.”

A-Tier Costume: The Uroboros ( Ellie | @the-oletus-parlor )

“… Are you… here to see me? Come… we have much work to do, you’re not fit to wield the power of the past era in your current state.”

A-Tier Costume: The Festering Desire ( Chiaki | @snow-capped-graphics )

“Nyack, I don’t have time for this. I might be a virus, you might be a collective memorial of code, but come on, you’re not even of any importance to me! What’s your name anyways? Blondie? Sad? Pathetic guyfailure? Star? Moon? Talk fast, come on come on!”

A-Tier Costume: The Guiding Light ( Quinn | @idv-thespians )

“…who are you?” “… I think I’m a different version of you. Or… maybe you’re a different version of me?”

[littledragonkana]

We love a good girlboss and guyfailure dynamic

SCRUNKLY. MY FE GLUP SHITTO. (squishes him until he explodes like a grape in a microwave)