#we laughed about it tho BUT STILLLL

[kaidabakugou]

you know that viral face mask that goes on white and turns clear as it absorbs into your skin… i put one on bc i got back from a night out a few hours ago and my skin needs the extra hydration

tell me why today of all days the mailman decides to stop by at 8am when he usually comes past noon and i had to go greet him with a white mask and my kuromi bathrobe bc i was already in bed, naked and ready to eep 😭

[snowball-doie]

why does daehyun dislike/hate renjun sm tho? like was it a preinstalled feature? he came out the womb, took one look at renjun and was like ion fw this guy or did something happen?

Soooo we know Dae was fussy with Renjun as a baby. Didn’t like it when Renjun held him and all that. But at the time, the rest of the parents laughed it off cuz they thought that Daehyun would grow out of it— You know, some babies just don’t fw certain ppl, what are you gonna do about it? 🤷‍♀️ But Dae never grew out of it. As a toddler, he’d still be fussy and throw big tantrums around Renjun who was just trying his best to get Dae into his chair to eat dinner……… But the reason it stuck for real- The reason Daehyun stillll doesn’t fw Renjun,… two things 1) stubborness- Daehyun THINKS he’s gotta stick to the bit because it’s been going on for so damn long now that he’ll look weak if he gives it up now and decides to be besties with Renjun. 🧍‍♀️BRO WHO RAISED THIS KID? Anyhow. 2) immaturity- it doesn’t take a genius for the other parents to immediately click that daehyun’s school friends are all a bunch of little shits who are incredibly spoiled rich kids with incredibly inappropriate and immature humor. Once the rumors start in elementary school that Daehyun’s “uncle” is gay, Daehyun tries to “disown” his own dad by being like “ugh ya, I can’t believe my mom and dad would want to live with him. Gay ppl are so gross.” EXCUSEEEEE YOUUUUUU. But he knows he can’t say shit like that around his parents. Getting caught talking smack about Renjun for the sake of fitting in is a big no no. Also, he knowsssssss all of his dad’s are fucking so like come on mannnn why do we have to target Renjun? But it’s because Daehyun wants to fit in so badly that he’s willing to go along with everyone else being mean about his dad and the fact that one kid MIGHT have seen Renjun kissing Chenle’s cheek one morning during drop off at the school….. “he’s always up in my business,” Daehyun complains to his friends at lunch one day in 5th grade. “Like, he’s always yelling at me to clean my room, clean the bathroom, help with cooking dinner, doing my homework on time. He’s not my dad. What’s his problem?” “Maybe he likes you,” one of his friends jokes. They all groan with disgust. “Ew!!!” “Renjun and Daehyun sitting in a tree-“ You get it. But that’s why the whole thing stuck for so long. Daehyun’s environment growing up encouraged him to be a little shit towards Renjun, and none of it even mattered by the time he got to college.

Shame settled in once he moved into his dorm and met new people who were actually intelligent and mature. He realized quickly how he had wasted the first 18 years of his life being cruel to his dad who really didn’t do anything to him except try to be his dad. Sure, there was nothing for them to connect over. But Daehyun could’ve still tried to be NICE. Because of his shame, though, he decided to not text Renjun while away at college for the first semester. He feared that Renjun wouldn’t want anything to do with him and was in fact glad to be rid of his rude son who had been miserable to raise…. little did Daehyun know, despite their differences, Renjun cried for four days straight after sending Dae to college, and he had a countdown on his phone leading to when Daehyun would come back to visit for winter break. “I think he hates me,” Daehyun admits woefully, playing with the straw in his milkshake so he didn’t have to look up at his sisters while he cried. “I don’t blame him… I’ve never been nice to him a day in my life. I hate me too.” “Gosh, you’re so stupid, Dae,” Jieun scoffs. He looks up, his eyes watery and red. “When you were born, Baba was over the moon with excitement. Not being able to hold you didn’t stand in his way, he slept in a chair next to your crib almost every night just to make sure you were okay, and if something happened then he grabbed Eomma to hold you since he couldn’t. And you’re even stupider than we thought if you think our dads didn’t know about the rumors at your school and the way you participated in all of that. Samoyed had half a mind of kicking you out in 6th grade when they heard you were instigating more rumors, but Baba was the one who told everyone to leave you alone. He always stuck up for you. I’ll never understand it- Me personally, I would’ve hit you, but….. Baba’s spent more time crying over missing you since you moved to China than anything else. Eomma can’t even convince him to try to go to the grocery store with her every week ‘cause he’s so distraught that they can’t even pull him out of bed.” “I didn’t know…..” “Yeah, well, you were a little preoccupied being an unsavory asshat your entire life.” “I’m sorry…” “Don’t tell us that,” Yuna says, “tell Baba.”

[sillymizu-13]

I've ranted abt Patricia to you so I wanna hear you rant abt your crush (if you want to)

ooh ooh okayyyy soooo

story’s under the cut because the post is mega long 😭😭😭

it was a couple weeks ago when this happened but in physics i sit next to my crush (dinosaur) and it’s 2 to a desk so it’s just me and him together. Usually he’s a massive bitch and is like “oh your so weird h stfu” (lil tsundere boy) but that day he was surprisingly nice. we joked and laughed and shit talked our teacher and he let me copy his answers on a quiz (usually he notices and hides his quiz but this time he let me!!) it might’ve been because i had been insanely ill and missed like 2 lessons and forgot all about newtons laws but stillll. One of my friends (we shall call her marine) sits nearby and when she looked over he was smiling. Now marine sits next to dinosaur in a lot of lessons because of the register and she had never seen him smile like that. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 but he’s only ever like that when it’s just us two, when it’s near his friends he’s a bitch but he can be a little nice

hmm another time which is sort of a h x dinosaur thing is when he started crying during DT class

basically my friend 370 (don’t ask lmaoo) said his name whilst talking and being the bitch he is dino was like  “why did you say my name, shut up” and the substitute teacher thought he was cussing her out 😭😭😭 the teacher got really mad and said “oi u say sorry your on a C1” istg this kid gave the most lifeless sorry i’ve ever heard. then the teacher sent him out of the class for some reason (???) and you could see his face went a bit red and his eyes were teary 😭😭 being the swag person i am i asked to go to the toilet so i could check on him. brother he was standing there literally like this 🧍‍♂️ 🥺

I FELT SO BADD OMGGG so i was like “oh are you okay?” and he was like “idek anymore that subs a bitch i didn’t do anything” honestly he was trying so hard to not cry but i was like “awwh don’t worry about it” and walked off to go to the toilet ( i didn’t go to the toilet i just walked around school and did a lap before coming back) when i came back tho he was back inside the classroom and just chatting with his mates

soo yeah that’s all the story’s i’ve got for today 😜😜😜