#we know beryl + zeus was complicated as hell. but jason also HAD to happen. so b + z was just fun. but hear shows up mad | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bunkernine · 4 days ago

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ok question before i drop these chapters this week, cuz i realize im not confident but, since the demigods can be conceived without actual copulation, do you think beryl/jupiter, ezperanza/hephaestus, or aphrodite/tristan fucked crazy or did the lost trio just appear

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im trying to think what the "else wise" would be. jason's a literal stork. leo appears in the fire. piper rises from the seafoam. lol. zeus is pretty fond of doing weird things to women, and i doubt tristan waited 9 months for piper. leo is questionable tbh. more in tags about my specific thoughts, but i wanna know what u guys are thinking

#here are my thoughts. i just need to know if that's also the idea:#beryl + zeus were having fun but beryl + jupiter was uncomfortable. they were crazy tho #esperanza + hephaestus were seriously in love i fear #and tristan makes me laugh. i just know he had this fun thing with a cute surfer girl at the beach and then bam. seafoam baby. his mortal #mind is doing fucking gymnastics with it. he remembers aphrodite faintly like a dream. i think he couldn't handle it so aphrodite #charmspeaked away the memories and constructed her own. which is really fucked up but even aphrodite is cruel #and honestly this lends well to piper wanting to know her mom because tristan sounds like he barely knows her. wow. im a genius. ok purrrrr #we know beryl + zeus was complicated as hell. but jason also HAD to happen. so b + z was just fun. but hear shows up mad #then she has to come back 3 years later because jason is the fucking prophecy child LOL so jupiter HAS to do it. i know hera hates her #i just know beryl got beef with juno that she acts like its normal and esperanza is like... girl please. please stop. this is bad.#it lends well to thalia's attitude but also jason's desire to please i guess... but tbh i think on jason's end that's more of a reflection #of how he grew up; not really beryl.... anyway in tlh hephaestus is oddly fond of esperanza and leo so i do think they had love the way #sally talks about poseidon. okay granted; this is also fitting into my EXTREMELY specific characterizations and au. but i think its #pointless to have these characterisations built off of nothing. so that's where i am with this. whew. anyway i just wanna know if yall thin #they were fucking those gods are what. the PROPHECY and HERA of it all is what REALLY gets me. it changes a lot for me personally #ok. i wasnt going to tag this but i realize this will come up again so.#beryl grace #esperanza valdez #tristan mclean #blog thesis #that'll do donkey... that'll do...#i just want to know before wednesday so i dont drop beryl grace fucking and everyone gasps. im considerate like that #😭😭😭😭😭 SPENDING MORE THOUGHT AND CARE ON THEIR PARENTS THAN I DID FOR LEO AND JASON IN THEIR OWN FIC 😭😭😭😭😭

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