#we have someone in congress who believes that wildfires are caused by space lasers controlled by a Jewish consortium of some sort | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

littleapocalypsekitten · 2 months ago

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The sad thing is that I think that there are a lot of non-Internet-geek people in politics who would see this and flat out panic and come up with conspiracy theories claiming that it's not a joke. You know, like Q-Anon people thinking that the Ebil Socialists OF COURSE want to bring their UN-AMERICAN ways to the country because there are vampires trying to harvest tastier blood!

#there was an unhinged person trying to free children from a non-existent pizza-parlor basement...#we have someone in congress who believes that wildfires are caused by space lasers controlled by a Jewish consortium of some sort #there were people thinking that Dump was going to pick a dead Kennedy as a VP #I heard that some people took the Birds Aren't Real joke and started actually believing in it #Flat Earthers exist #I don't put anything past anyone these days #I would gladly donate a pint every once in a while...#if I could live in this kind of paradise vampire-world #I want to see my landlord do a silly dance

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