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[cherumie]

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in your opinion who are the top 5 characters who would be much better as women? ogata obviously, girlsami is wonderful but usami is already so based that i feel it’s not as much of an improvement

ok so. gk characters that could have worked as women, nay SHOULD have been women if noda weren't a coward

usami: that's like 1000/10 i am telling you if usami was a girl it would have impacted me so hard, it'd have changed me on a fundamental level like my atoms would be reorganized my dna altered i'd start glowing in the dark (radioactive). girlsami not being a thing is the only dangerous boundary between me and risking it all. maybe it's for the better after all... but in my heart i know that tokiko would have girlbossed beyond the sun

koito: honestly this is just vanity on my side, koito is a prettyboy (which is whatever who cares) and would be a prettygirl (YES. yes.) like in all of the fanart people just give regular koito a smaller frame and long hair and honestly make her the hottest woman on earth so. the shit writing wouldn't even matter in someone so smoking hot like it's part of the performance. it's camp.

ogata: as i SAID, as a dude ogata is a pathetic loser who hasn't known human touch and eats worms for breakfast and doesn't bathe but as a girl he'd just slay so hard like he'd be the freudian goth gf the madonna the whore the legend the moment. liiiike all of That in a man is just sad, but in a woman? she'd be the it girl. god i think i can start seeing what ogatagirls are seeing. but they're not enlightened like me so it's ok

sugimoto: i think sachie would be a bit butchy. she'd be like jjk maki after her itachi arc which honestly, wig. sugimoto is great as a man but it would be elevated if he were a woman because women with anger issues are iconic and the scars would be hot af and-

shiraishi: honestly... honestly? honestly. i will take it. yoshiko would be the perfect ratio of rancid to irresistible, like a female fuckboy the girls are annoyed about being into. she and sachie would be butch4butch and there would be peace and love on planet earth. etc

vasily: this is due to a fundamental fact of life - ginger men are nature's bashful mistake, a way for us to be reminded that we'll always have some creatures in our midst, a way to battle human hubris, the genetical dead end of human hope, while ginger women are lilith's daughters so literally goddesses. as a man he's boring and just some guy like who cares. as a woman? tall, with a thick golden-red braid and piercing icy eyes, aloof but with a sensitive side? vasilisa, you should have been a woman. you should have been a woman.

anyway noda should just remake gk where everything is exactly the same but these characters are women. it would make it 50 times better.

ambivalent choices:

hijikata: honestly i feel like the granussy could be slayful. but on the other hand it's hijikata and he's boring by definition so idk...

kiroranke: mixed feelings on this. could work, could be a disaster

kadokura: we need more pathetic women. for feminism. putting him here because it's not S-tier though

should stay a man:

tsurumi: look i know that i'm betraying my brand here but tsurumita does absolutely nothing for me and i don't think that making him a woman would elevate the experience. maybe it's because he's such a sexless creature to me i just can't bring myself to imagine him as otherwise but anyway personally it's a no from me. he should stay a horrible man

tanigaki: just no.

[arodrwho]

critrole 2.46 lb

o heck & o dang my dudes i’m so readye

SONG TIIIIIIME

recap recap recap recap tyme

pls give me that goodgood roleplay pls

caleb sounds so tired :(

he doesn’t wanna leave the boat :(((

everyone is caring so much for the caleb & being so nice

“i’m just going to take it easy today” :(

helo jester how are the u

“i’m okay” u are a liar my friend u are not the okay

thank u fjord for asking again

“u disappeared fjord” :(

“sometimes u just need to touch things” great wisdom from jester

“nothing. u have a compulsion. i just think it’s funny” silly nott

“i don’t bring a lot of muscle to this group but i do have a bit of knowledge. so in situations like that please just let me have a moment to look around the room please fjord” :( he’s so sad :(

“lots of books” “angry furniture” amazing

“lotta books. lotta books lotta books” :(((((

“you went and got stuff?” :((((((

“i call caleb!!” “we know” lskdghfg

“can’t fight a compulsion man” “u would know right” lmao

“i was invisible u guys. i wasn’t, i wasn’t. i wasn’t there” :(

“so we’re all still friends?” “oh woah yeah woah yeah i think everybody here thinks this is their fault”

[everybody but nott raises their hand] “i didn’t do anything wrong” you’re right nott ur absolutely right i love you

“i think everybody did real good” gosh. clay ur so good

:(((((( caleb is so sad

“what do we want?” “i think we want breakfast” “yeah get off this godforsaken boat” “and we can talk about that” :))))))))))))

this accent is frightens of the me

“felderwin was assaulted and the fields were set ablaze” NOTT ARE U OKAY is that not where ur yeza friend was from, is that not where u still send packages, notttttt buddy friendo hmgmgm

“maybe for like 50 gold we could get out though” lma o

nat 20 to find breakfast lmao

u didn’t know he was a vegetarian? silly folkses

aw no jester u need to Eate

“can we bring caleb some food?” “yes. yes we should. i can bring him some in my pockets” food-hoarding nott #confirmed

“u have bees here? can i see them?” gosh

i like this person they’re neat

ASHLEY HELLO i love u hi. it is nice to see u

YASHA’S TALKING AGAIN THIS IS SO NICE

“it would’ve been nice to be woken up” u sound so mad how are u are u okay i love you so much”

fjord oh my g o d.

please. please.

“he’s being very nice today” “he feels guilty” “i KNOW he feels guilty”

“is he hitting on you” “no” “i think he’s hitting on you” “no he’s not” “are you sure” “yes” lmao

NIPPLEBOTTOM god.

“kamordha” how u SPELL that

“your people” nott that’s rly rude what the fuck

blease don’t poke the temple it makes me scared

“did u self-echo”

shamalamadingdong

“we can worry bout that later it’s a wide wide world” fjord that’s really worrying honestly

when this was about finding out abt vandren i was like it’s cool i get u but liiiike

“u can teach me the language?” “i mean u just. hey bees” lmfao

“u guys were gone for a rly long time” :(((((((((( “u guys were gone for 6 days” “i looked for u guys everywhere in that room. i was just worried was all”

yasha :(

“thank u for looking everywhere in that room. that’s. that’s really nice” cad i love u

“i did say some things that i probably should not share with you nott” “like they were bad words or something?” “you cursed at my funeral?” fucking incredible

“because i didn’t know if you were alive or not” that’s rly sad

“didn’t want me to stay anymore didn’t want me to be part of the group”     :(((((((((((((((((

fjord u are so twtichy right now i love u

fjord practical,,,,,,

“well i can but i ran out of notches on my belt” yasha i love u so much

“well i’m glad u guys are safe for whatever the fuck it’s worth”

“i was just testin the texture” fjord i fuckin love you

y’all are gonna be so fuckin broke damn

:(

“can i have a hug” aw that’s rly sweet

“u want the spine lift” aww

“u are quite fuzzy i was curious” lmao

BEES!!

bees...

“i wonder what caleb’s up to right now............”

oh caleb i love u pls be okay

caleb is a morning pooper, the things we learn

“worn him like a scarf” :(

alarm and the tiny hut?

“it’s like an entirely new sphere” oh dang

“well you piece of shit you should probably just get to work” :(((((

hHOLy shit that’s some GOOD INK

corrupted plant life. CADUUUUCEUS y’wanna read the booke

beau. i love you?

that’s so sweet beau

“i really don’t wanna get stabbed in the middle of the night is kinda what i’m thinking so it’s a little still selfish i really don’t wanna die by one of these fuckers” this is the best thing you have ever said beau

“i have a confession. i don’t know what astute means i heard someone on the crew say it i hope it’s--” he’s so autistic i love him?? i love him. pleas e i cannot cope

did y’all get ur money back did u remember to go get it or do u not have the money now

“the rain begins” o. wellnow

“that’s one smart cow” that’s rly mean fjord

“she’s a piece of work. she’s great. piece of work” i love you cad. i love you. i don’t know what’s with your sister but i love you

i love you orly. i love you so much? “...smartass...” i loVE you.

i’m very scared.

pls talk to the jester yes

“you’re right. you really are a good liar. i think it takes one to know one. i think being liar means when i know you’re not and when you are. we all get sad, i just want you to know that, and i haven’t told you really any of this but i also had a kind of a lonely childhood i didn’t have a lot of friends my father was very protective because of something that he believed so i wasn’t allowed to have a lot of friends really any friends” :(((((((

but also @Sweet Beau Lore, :))))))

“i admire that in you. in my loneliness i just got angry and turned to bad things but in your loneliness you turned to creativity and i think that’s beautiful. i really do” gosh.

“i’ll tell you a secret” “o-okay” “sometimes i’m angry too” gosh

“and i’ll be proud of that too” g o s   h

i lvoe ? youe ?

“i don’t if i’m like bestfriend material that might be like a lot of commitment bc of my commitment of being first mate--but u don’t have to look far. for a friend. ANYWAY i’ll leave you to it” I LOVE YOU BEAU how dare you. stop being so sweet i can’t cope

“love you jess” “i love you too” hey i can’t live with this. this is too kind i am crying,

a trance??? a brEA K???? how rudE

ooooooooo

hey. hey this sounds really pretty

“the muted colors are comforting” goodness

Yasha Lore

“fleshless and bone, then darkness once more” oh no

you sense. something contacting you. and while it isn’t speaking with words you interpret it through language

“loss. loss is excrutiating. loss is paralyzing

loss is inevitable”

(o dang)

“loss can bring sorrow. bring hate. bring cruelty and darkness.

your anger is beautiful to behold, orphanmaker” ooooo

Deep Yasha Lore

“loss can instead teach you what is ipmortant. it offers perspective. it offers focus. might. the courage to protect what has not yet been lost. to be alone. to push others away. can prevent loss. but it also prevents growth. strength. purpose. how much how many will you lose until you find your strength?

show me. show me what is important. what is worth protecting. this storm was birthed only for you.”

hhhOOOOO

heck of the goddang yeah

a darkened spot, the impact muted. what you see there instead, a creature. a manlike shape made of crackling energy hot dang

2 vibrant wings of open lightning

o dang. odang. odingitydang

“are you him?”

i’m yellinG

who is HIM

hwAT does all of this MEAN

“all alone?” hey you can’t do those words anymore laura

“this is not who i thought it was”

travis miming raging in the background

“i’m going to unfurl my wings” oooohoohohohooo

my whole me is yelling

oh no oh no oh no oh no

yasha pls.

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

hey oh no

oh no

21 is not good enough ? :( OH okay okay okay okay you meant that was a no for the OTHER guy okay

jeez don’t scare me like that maybe damn

hey yasha maybe don’t die perhaps i love you

“glaring right at jester and you watch as it flares to twice its size”

oh no oh no oh no oh no

yasha pls do not like, die?

this is scary i am scared

o good u succeeded this time thank u

“i’m gonna try to climb up” oh boy

this is the coolest fuckin fight but also very stressful

yasha godfucking dammit pls do not die

i don’t like how this fight is going my me is upset

“and you’re falling” ohhhhhh

“i am at 1 hit point”

hhh’ohhhhh g o ddddd

“yasha. this is really important”

“he has really good insight plus he makes really good tea it will make you feel better”

“maybe see to the repairs before you get your fuckin tea?” “why don’t you stop being a dick?” oh DAng jester

this. thAT sure was a lot of STUFF my dude AAA

hello cad i love you what do u have to say today

“i need to keep trying to find him. i mean, i guess he’s found me” mmmmm

“well the ship’s name makes sense now” skdgjlkdfjhglsh

“the ship’s captain also eats balls!!” sldkgkjdhgk

i legit snorted y’all

“what made you leave in the first place?” “um.” “it had to be scary right if that’s all you’d ever known” “yeah i. i had to leave” “why?” “um. i did something that uh. i did something that um. wasn’t the right thing to do according to my tribe” “you can say what it is. i won’t tell anyone” “um. in my tribe, uh, it’s uh we have a matriarch of the tribe the champion and her name is the sky spear and” this is a lot of heckinG

YASHA LORE

“when you become part of the tribe you take a blood oath and you get a name and i was given the name orphanmaker and. when you become a part of the tribe as time goes on you are given a mate. um but i fell in love with someone else. that was not chosen for me” ohhhhh

“and we got married privately” !!!! “you got married yasha?” “i did. but they found out and uhhh. the punishment for that is death. and they killed her. and i ran away” :(((((((

“so. i.....i am a coward i guess” “yasha you’re not a coward” “well” “you’re one of the bravest people i’ve ever met” “thank you jester. but in our tribe you. when you get married it’s for life, so. uh. even if she’s gone, she always she’ll always be mine” “what was her name?” “her name was [??willa? zoalla??? how u say/spell??]” g o s h

“but i uh. i left and. i’m sure they were coming after me and i got into the wastes of xhorhas and something. something happened there’s time that i cannot account for i was out there for months by myself and it seems like i woke up months later and i looked different and i felt different and i woke up at an altar of the stormlord” g o s   h

“and he saved me. for what yet i don’t know. but hopefully, hopefully i can be a better champion for him. and. fulfill whatever purpose that he has for me”

“did he heal your heart? or are you still sad?” “i don’t know if my heart could ever be healed. but i’m okay with that. i feel like if it were put back together then. that means [???] would be gone. but i know one day i want to go back there and. i don’t know where she was buried but that’s. i have so many flowers to bring to her” bREAK MY HEART WHY DON’T YOU

“but. i don’t know. i don’t know what all this means but. i sometimes. i don’t know. i don’t know.” i am crying.

“i didn’t know” “i feel like sometimes i get nervous to get close to people cause i feel like i lose them. and then molly” “and then molly” “i feel like i am very unlucky or cursed but i don’t believe in luck” D: D: D: D:

“and molly. molly’s still with us” “yeah” “the same way that your beautiful wife is” “yeah. i think so. i think so”

so much yasha lore i wasn’t expecting this

i don’t really know what to do with it honestly to be honest

“maybe this is best kept to us” “i won’t tell anyone”

“thank you for trusting us with it yasha” “of course” “sometimes it helps to say things out loud” gosh

hey i’m sad.

i’m sad about yasha

all that stuff about loss from before is even more triple doubly sad because. because. because of the sad dead wife. it was already sad bc molly & ambiguous tragic backstory, but. but now it is even more sad

i do not know what to do with this

caleb still sounds so flat

please give this man some comfort. someone

please.

i am very glad everyone rallied around jester i am very very glad but caleb sounds so bad.

please let him have some comfort in some fashion at some point please

jester is not happy with fjord it seems like

“but i will say that you saved my life and i don’t feel as comfortable going into a battle without you”

“fjord you have a thing or two to learn from jester about how to talk to people and engaging with people on a personal level and she has what i would call the expert touch. she gets people she sees into their hearts and souls, and you are what we call a bastard man” nott i love you so much

“all right. this fucker” nott i love you so much

b o  yy

i just love nott so much. i love her. she is the best.

“i am out. he is a cat” “i got incense by the way” “...everything just changed”

poor caleb. he never gets to keep his cat anymore :(

a tower.........

“a little bit of movement” oh dear “humanoid bodies that are tangled in the seaweed a little bit” oh no

i love nott so much

fjord u are making such bad fucking choices

“that was for the crew!” “ffFUCK them”

“i’m kinda sick of it. it’s the same booze over and over again. but it’s getting to be a little bit bluhghg, like when u have too many rice crispies” relaytable

“pull caleb aside, pull caleb aside” hm

“can you fuck him up, can you--” nice

“i feel like fifty-fifty he’s going evil” lmfao. i love u nott

“will you stay close to me down there please” :( “of course i will. you’re puny and weak. physically, physically, mentally you’re--you’re a rockstar.” “your first statement was accurate” hm

“i give ‘im big kiss on his cheek, and it’s reaaaal smelly. me, not him” lmao

“i pull her even a little further away from the group” ogosh “i’ve been getting a little wrapped up in this team and we’re working as a team and i’d forgotten, you and me. i’d forgotten.” D: D: is this you trying to apologize for leaving her behind “well don’t, we’re in this together” “yeah” “don’t forget me, i won’t forget you” “stay close” “always”

they destrOYED it

pew pew pew fighting fishyfolk

u made it go wraithy that is concerning i do not think caduceus will b chill w/this

don’t anNOUNCE it cad is going to be UPSET

taliesin is shaking his head, cad is Not Happy

y EA there we are

“how are you going to handle the shaft” how dare you

“i’m glad you forgot about us before, it means you’re thinking about them. but i won’t forget about you” hey. stop making me sad

hm. rude

RUDE

in conclusion very cool but there was so much sadness in this episode

[mytraveljournal2016]

March 30th 2019

Hey so here's what happened yesterday after he opened my snapchat: we kept on snapchatting and I explained about how the antibiotics fucked up my microbes down there and made it difficult for me to cum last weekend but how I didn't want him to think it was something he did. Then he said he'll have to make it up next time. Then he went out for sushi with yacob and sent me pictures of his sushi, and I sent him a funny screenshot of Family Guy (when they were in the car on the edge of a bridge and Lois was like OH MY GAWD PETAH BACK UP! and Peter was like really? I thought I'd go forward. I thought that would be a funny thing to do. lmao) and he replied "you" with 3 lmao'ing faces, and I was like no that's you! Then he answered "I like that you take care of me though" with a purple heart. And I answered that I like helping out people I care about, and he said I care about you too *my name* " with a blushy face. And DEN, he asked me what I'm doing tonight. I said nothing, and he said okay well I'm visiting you. liiiike whaaaaaaaaat But he's coming with his cousin, who wants to visit Montreal before moving back to BC. So that's also why he's coming I guess! He'll be here at around 4:30/5, which is good cause I'll get some shit done. And he was like I'm going back to work on Monday and the job is gonna last a couple months so next time you'll have to be the one who comes to see me. And I was like next time I can come is April 25th, so if you haven't forgotten about me by then I'll come see ya. And he said I really don't think I'll forget about you Michelle *angel face* SOOO so far he picked scenario 3! I was like we just saw eachother a week ago! and he was like yeah but next time you can see me is end of april and that's too far. So like yeah. Was the rest in my head ???? Chepas man. ALSO I just got a PHONE CALL. I. got. THE INTERNSHIP I WANTED!!!! YAAAAYYYYYY There was at least 50 ppl going for that job !!!!! like maybe 100 people, and that's only for in my school. Who knows how many ppl from other schools also applied for it. BUT I GOT IT! ME! I'm so happy :) sooooo so happy! :) My mom gave me a huge hug and I called my dad and he's so happy too! my sisters didnt answer their phones cause theyre at work but yeah like as if! Trevor is rly happy for me too :) ok I gotta go now! lots to do for group projects due in a week. bye bye imma letchu know how tonight goes MNLC

[markyishanthonymartinez]

11/21/17

i just got to watch aaron west and the roaring twenties and i’m so beyond happy. 

i just poured out so much emotion singing along to all their stuff and dan is such a great performer and the fact that he had a whole band with him including brass instruments made the experience so rad and i’m just really really happy rn

there was like maybe 50 kids at the show lol but i guess it added to the intimacy of it. the first dude, chase huglin i think it was? was pretty dope. reminds me of front porch step aka sad guy with acoustic guitar singing about how he’s sad and girls suck and yeah yeah. he was really charismatic and had really good persona on stage which made it easy to get into his set without having heard of him before. also he told us all to buy merch cause he dreams of owning a jet ski one day and the only way he’s gonna meet that dream is if we buy hats from him.

i liked the idea of him having a jet ski.

i didn’t buy a hat tho.

then then this guy called steady hands played and he was pretty good. i didnt like him as much as mr chase but he was pretty solid nevertheless. he’s a fan of tiki bars and bud light limes and was very happy with the pricing of bud light limes at eagle aerie hall. 

then then allison weiss played and i had actually heard of her before and listened to a bitttt of her stuff but never too much. well now i’m gonna go listen to all her stuff because she was phenomenal and super fun and clever and funny and jammy jam jams. i really liked her. 

then of course aaron west made my entire life forever. okay so aaron west is the side project of dan ‘soupy’ campbell who is the lead singer of the wonder years. so i’ve seen the wonder years liiiike four times??? or something like that. and i saw aaron west once on warped tour when we went to pomona. dan just like played two sets a day, once with twy and the other at the acoustic stage by himself as aaron west. but that was by his lonesome, just a single acoustic guitar, his voice and harmonica. this is only like the second or third time he’s ever done a full band tour as aaron west which included guitar, bass, drums, 2nd guitar, trombone, and trumpet. but yeah it was just so great. and the crowd was small but everyone was really into it and the performance was great and he played every single song he’s ever recorded under the aaron west name and i was just really emotional and was happy other people felt so passionately about the same words and songs that i’m so passionate about and IT JUST FEELS GOOD OKAYMAN.

FEELSGOODBUD

YAY

PARTY

WOO

TURKEY DAY BUT EXCEPT WE ALL KNOW HAMS BETTER

WOOOOOOO

DOFUN THINGS

STAY BEAUTIFUL 

I LOVE MUSIC

AND I LOVE ME

AND I LOVE YOU

AND I LOVE LOVE

GOODNIGHT

FUCK YEAH