#we had hamburger steaks iirc
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one time when I was like 10 or so I was googling caterpillars and butterflies (as one does) and searched âpink caterpillarsâ (as you do) in hopes of finding out that those are a thing that exist that Iâll magically find in my backyard now that I have solid proof that they exist. I didnât find that proof, I did, however, find a yahoo ask asking if pink caterpillars were poisonous and without hesitation I replied âYes.â and then went back to googling caterpillars and butterflies
#whimsy whispers#and i remember it sometimes and I ask myself âwhy did you do thatâ#itâs that one image of buster(?) from arthur going âyou really think that someone would do that. just go on the internet and tell lies?â#but I was the liar I was the one lying#i may have spent most my free time catching caterpillars and ladybugs but I certainly didnât know which ones were poisonous and which ones#were not#i didnât even tell anyone or ask someone before saying yes either like#we were in the process of packing so we could move I was just taking a break and being unhelpful sat on a random chair using my moms laptop#tell lies#why would I say yes???#was I mad that I hadnât found proof of pink caterpillars and thus decided to direct my wrath towards some random person online asking about#caterpillars??? itâs just the fact that I didnât have to do it I didnât have to reply to them I couldâve just gone about my day without#answering a question I didnât know the answer to#i donât even remember how old the question was when I had answered it#what if the person saw what if they got scared what if they knew I was lying? what if they replied???#i think I was also pissy because I kept stepping in ant hills and getting bitten and was also banned from sitting in the tote of blankets be#because I was getting itch cream on them#we also packed all of our dishes that day then realized âoh shit we have to eat and canât get takeoutâ so we unpacked what we needed to cook#with but didnât want to unpack our plates and shit so we ate off of pots and pans because they were the things we hadnât fully packed yet#we had hamburger steaks iirc#why can I rmemeber all this so vividly but I canât remember how to solve a single math equation?????
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