#we had hamburger steaks iirc
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whimsyprinx ¡ 3 years ago
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one time when I was like 10 or so I was googling caterpillars and butterflies (as one does) and searched “pink caterpillars” (as you do) in hopes of finding out that those are a thing that exist that I’ll magically find in my backyard now that I have solid proof that they exist. I didn’t find that proof, I did, however, find a yahoo ask asking if pink caterpillars were poisonous and without hesitation I replied “Yes.” and then went back to googling caterpillars and butterflies
#whimsy whispers#and i remember it sometimes and I ask myself ‘why did you do that’#it’s that one image of buster(?) from arthur going ‘you really think that someone would do that. just go on the internet and tell lies?’#but I was the liar I was the one lying#i may have spent most my free time catching caterpillars and ladybugs but I certainly didn’t know which ones were poisonous and which ones#were not#i didn’t even tell anyone or ask someone before saying yes either like#we were in the process of packing so we could move I was just taking a break and being unhelpful sat on a random chair using my moms laptop#tell lies#why would I say yes???#was I mad that I hadn’t found proof of pink caterpillars and thus decided to direct my wrath towards some random person online asking about#caterpillars??? it’s just the fact that I didn’t have to do it I didn’t have to reply to them I could’ve just gone about my day without#answering a question I didn’t know the answer to#i don’t even remember how old the question was when I had answered it#what if the person saw what if they got scared what if they knew I was lying? what if they replied???#i think I was also pissy because I kept stepping in ant hills and getting bitten and was also banned from sitting in the tote of blankets be#because I was getting itch cream on them#we also packed all of our dishes that day then realized ‘oh shit we have to eat and can’t get takeout’ so we unpacked what we needed to cook#with but didn’t want to unpack our plates and shit so we ate off of pots and pans because they were the things we hadn’t fully packed yet#we had hamburger steaks iirc#why can I rmemeber all this so vividly but I can’t remember how to solve a single math equation?????
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