#we got her a special Old People one that has a built-in emergency button precisely in case something happens to her when she's out
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my grandma has invented the revolutionary concept of a mobile phone you leave at home
#we got her a special Old People one that has a built-in emergency button precisely in case something happens to her when she's out#and she just. never takes the damn thing with her anywhere#girl what's the point#i keep telling her and she's always like ''oh but nobody calls me anyway'' GIRL THATS NOT TH#it's for YOU to call people in fucking emergencies !!!!! it's so if you go outside and fall on your ass and need help you can call ME#what'll you do if you get hurt while out. just lay there and scream and hope someone arrives ?#TAKE THE FUCKING THING#it fucking kills me because she's literally the most worried person on earth#she's Always scared shitless that something will happen to her. or me. or anyone.#if she calls me and i don't answer because i didn't have my phone next to me and didn't hear it ring or i was busy showering or sthg#she's like WHY DONT YOU ANSWER WHAT IF I WAS DYING AND YOU DONT ANSWER#and then the fucking. Let People Know I Need Help device she has she's just like ehhhh whatever lol yolo#i'm gonna staple it to your hand so you Have to take it with you i swear#i'm obviously not wishing for my grandma to get hurt but. if one day she does get hurt outside and doesn't have it with her#i Will rub it in her face.
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