#we gonna get it gud

[pathologising]

It's so crazy like sorry for venting but how are u going to drain ur one son dry and then coddle ur other no life bum son.......like I see it's because gavin still talks to his father and u hate him for it....girl please this is not middle school take a xan

[chika-nyan]

Lies down. So it looks like my job is actively trying to moorder me so I’ll probably be mostly ded for a while. Honestly at a breaking point, can you believe vacation was just last month? :) Gonna keep doing my best to hold on for that mid-late spring exit/quitting time with next vacation but it’s going to be a trial forsure.

[catfuyus]

but… but I’m a tr stan :(

[iteh3xael]

it’s almost like it’s a nuanced answer

stop telling people what they can and can’t do 💀 us reclaiming retard isn’t a big deal you all are making it out to be. it’s screaming privileged….

okay well from one retard to another: go fuck yourself

also: what the fuck privilege do you think i have??????

[icarusredwings]

What's going on at the X Men Annual Cook out as non black native american. Anyone is allowed to join in with their two cents. Adorablness at the end. <3

SCOTTY MY BROTHA IN CHRIST CHILL

Firstly, Domino wasn't even invited. She was just lucky enough to show up because the universe told her too and just so happened to be delighted to see the nonsense unfolding.

Secondly, let's get one thing straight. Wade is over here, busting it down to Mary Jane Girls and The Emotions, singing word for word.

You really are going to look at this man and tell me he ISN'T folding the second a black mama tells him to settle his ass down? He's sat and silent, ma'am. He's probably gonna say something so stupid and get slapped with a slipper, but you know what? Maybe he'd behave.

Perhaps that's why Ororo can sit him so quickly with a simple word and eyebrow raise. Speaking of which, she's watching Logan very closely on that grill. Them burgers be lookin a little dry Lo... He wouldn't stop complaining until she let him help. And even so, this help is very much supervised. If anything he's bickering that theyre fine and she's very tempted to switch him out with Remy.

Who was, of course, trying to show off to Rouge with his dancing but rouge is too busy comforting Kurt whos currently sat next to the picnic table on the ground crying and lowkey getting possesive over his plate.

"No little german boy! Don't eat those Louisiana baby back ribs, REAL tater salad and collard greens!"

"Oh mein gott.. dis is so gud!" *cries*

Hank is playing corn hole with Morph, who lowkey is about to get slapped because he keeps doing Micheal Jackson impressions. He also keeps cheating at the game 🤨

Just as Rouges turning her freak on. Logan's kicked off the grill and told to go handle the weird dance battle that Wade has started.

"D'Awww but!- but!? Ugh!!" So now here he is, poutily standing at the grill, watching how gently Piotr is holding Kittys hand and is twirling her with a big smile on his face.

Somehow, Out of no where, A cirlce has formed and now all Yukio, Wade, and Rouge is chanting "Go white boy, go white boy, go!"

As Scott is proving just how loose he can get, testing just how streachy these slacks are.

Jeans giggling up a storm, a hand over her mouth as she pushes him away and tells him theres kids near by. Logan is deadpanned, a little disgusted but also impressed. Like who is this man?? Where was the principal?

And there was Jubilee, filming the whole thing for their socials, captioning it "Professor cool" and "We like to have fun here at XUniversity 🕺!"

Nathan has his face in his hands, Bright red, so embarrassed that he's thinking about leaving early.

"DAAAYYMM Your dad is TURNT!"

Both Nathan and Logan blink, staring at him as he runs off.

"...Do you.."

"Nope.."

Neither of them have any clue what's going on, but god Wade is so cute when well socialized and properly exercised.

Somewhere over in a tree, There's two boys sitting on a branch eating various kinds of food, both their hands sticky sith sauce.

"Do they always do this?"

"Nope. Pietro." He puts his hand out.

Putting a napkin around his hand, He takes it with a smirk. "Miles."

"....Wait a second. Do you even go here?"

"Nope. Gonna snitch?"

"...Gimme your sweet potatoes and we'll call it even."

"That's a hard bargain. I like that. Deal."

The boys sit in silence as they exchange food, Watching a scrawny cancer patient trying to force a two left footed lumberjack to dance with him but he's so embaressed that his ears are red and tripping over his own feet.

"W-wade I'm not-"

Soon enough it turns into more of a Waltz. The same Waltz they did at their reception in this very yard.

[pbees]

Marechi!

[𝙐𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙨! 𝙓 [𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧!]

Part 1 ☆ Part 2!

WARNINGS!; future parts will contain Nsfw content!!

This part contains

Face eating //kinda//

Mention of Gore

Kidnapping by default

Need

/nēd/

require (something) because it is essential or very important

⏝︶︶⏝︶ ୨୧ ︶⏝︶︶⏝

強くて美しい

..."

You're still alive..

YOU’RE STILL ALIVE?!

Quickly sitting up you surveyed the scene. You were covered in blankets that seemed to be soiled, but you couldn't complain. There was a fire going in a chimney a little ways away from you- confirming it was a house.

This place smelled horrible.

Surveying your surroundings check! now body check.

Alright for the most part. Your lips were still sore from earlier and your throat stung. For the most part, however, you were fine, all your fingers still intact.

Then suddenly

" Eat"

Bellowed a horrible English accent from the far corner of the room making you jump out of your skin.

There sat a man with-

Six eyes and wine red hair ? I mean besides the eyes he was rather attractive and his clothes didn't do much to hide the muscles underneath. His scary appearance didn't stop you from blurting out a-

" Oh hell what am I looking at?- did

Did I actually die?"

You whined ' Of course it was too good to be true. The creature in the corner didn't enjoy what you said about what he assumed was his appearance he grunted all his eyes narrowed at you.

You gulped quickly shutting up- what did he say do 'Eat? - Where's the food? Looking around again on the floor you spotted the very uncooked meat that had been thrown on a broken plate.

"Yeah I don't think I can eat that- uhm anything else in here you....?" you swallowed your pride and gave the creature a nervous smile. He grunted again before saying what you assumed to be his name.

" It's Kokushibo" he pointed to his chest, he realized you were filling in for his name after. In your defense your Japanese wasn't the best the group translator was previously slaughtered, plus and the same could be said for Kok-ushibo.

Well, not his Japanese, but English.

That begs the question, how does he know you speak English? The group spoke French the whole time- also assuming he's the one that slaughtered them.

Okay, you had to stop too- many questions were approaching your head. Might as well try talking to the Creature again.

" Kokushibo- hmmm- do you Hafe cookied phood?" you motioned to the bleeding plate of pale meat.

Another question- what was he trying to serve you???

He replied back in English even though you were trying your best to speak in Japanese " I Do not"

"Okay, are we gonna speak English or Japanese?" You let out a nervous sigh He gave you a look before replying " English"

"Okay okay- Kokushibo was it? Uhmmm where are we?" Oh gosh the questions are back.

He pointed to the quote on quote ' Food.'

" His House"

He does murder people good good, you're so safe.

" Why am I here Kok-ush-iboo?"

"Kokushibo"

"Kokushibu"

" Gud enough"

You sighed finally deciding to get up. You haven't properly used your feet since you froze a day ago, and your clothes were soiled much like the blanket making you uncomfortable. Clearing his throat he piped up again.

" Come here-

You visibly sweat as you approached the demon. The closer you got the more imposing he looked. Those are skull-crushing hands. Better yet why we're you here talking to him you should be running away right now, but much like before you were frozen as soon as you were arm's distance from him.

Your arm distance.

Reaching his hand out he grabbed your face making you yelp. He inspected your face, not with the intent to crush it luckily- more for studying it. He was a bit taken aback by your even when he first rescued you out of the snow. He only really saved you because your appearance intrigued him. He totally thought you were a demon at first glance but a demon wouldn't beg like you had their limbs would've grown back with no trouble.

There was also the interesting case of your blood. Before you wheezed out a "please" to him he drew his finger across the small drop of blood you left on the snow it's the smell was pungent. Which made him turn your face over by then you had passed out but the blood littering your lips was still there.

Demons didn't have blood that pleased other demons. His original idea was to ask the master about it, but if He didn't know you existed Kokushibo greedily wanted to keep you to himself.

Though much didn't hide from that man.

After checking if you were still breathing he picked you up by the collar of your clothes you were

basically a freeze pop in his hands.

He has to find some way to warm you up the circulation to most of your limbs was disappearing and your heart was on its last beat. Why you were so far out in the woods puzzled him- better yet why you were still alive with such heavy traces of a demon on you.

Seeing a house horribly covered in wisteria flowers, that would do a good job at keeping lesser demons away. They must be been a demon slayer of some kind 'Oh well'.

Making quick work of the Humans inside he sat you down close to the fire they had previously burned. He ate most of the slaughter but left pieces for you on the ground.

" Are we done yet..?" you squeaked out the position was making your back hurt from being bent to suh and angel. He let go of your face and huffed.

" You must eat" He pointed to the raw human. You just gave him a distributed look " I can't eat that ma-youu" you quickly corrected yourself not sure he would enjoy being called anything but his name.

"I don't know how out of date your human book is, but we can't eat Raw food and Especialy Humans at that?" you could not stress that fact enough.

" Then we must get you food so you can stay- healthy "

"Are you trying to fatten me up?"

"Excuse me?"

"Nothing-"

He gave you the nasties glare before standing up- AND HOLY SHIT HES TALL. Maybe your death which your pretty sure actually happened opened up the part of your brain that was a pure idiot because Why aren't you running the fuck away right now?

" if you try to run away I would and could kill you" he adjusted his clothes glaring at you.

"Noted!" Now he can read my thoughts give me a damn break. Walking past you he motioned you to follow him as he made his way through who's ever house this was.

" When I walk you follow - understood?"

"I guess ?" you sighed your confusion was going to make your head explode.

He nodded, the two of you must be fast the sun would be coming up soon.

_

You tried picking up his sword twice with him scowling at you in distaste every time you fell on your ass. He wasn't sure why he's kept you alive, you're no different than any other human wel that's not entirely true actually. There was the topic of your blood, demons survived off of it but flesh also fed the hunger they always have. Your blood seemed to be gleaming when looking at you it's the first thing he smells.

He wants to taste it, but he doesn't want to scare you away- any more than he has at least. He will bring it up later after you've eaten.

It would probably taste even better than it smelled. Thinking about drinking from you made him excited.

“ I’VE GOT IT!” you finally got it off the ground by and inch before you slipped on the snow hitting your face up against the weird eyeball sword. This caused you to bust your lip with a cry. You gave up you weren't gonna attempt to pick it up again.

Sighing you finally looked at Kokushibo- expecting to see the upset scowl from before your soul left your body when you saw him drooling.

His teeth were clenched showing off his canines as he looked down at your frame. You were too afraid to move just like before hyperventilating as he approached you.

“ Ko- before you could finish he grabbed your chin, it was far bigger than your face. Pulling you closer to him you started to tear up.

He's gonna eat me oh gosh he's gonna eat me i knew it- DAMN IT I KNEW-

‘Slurp’

Huh-

He was sucking your lip.

This definitely wasn't eating you- I mean it is but not what you were expecting. He was so engrossed in the act he was ignoring the confusion radiating off you. Your hands grabbed at his Haroi pulling him closer, his teeth scraping the bottom of your lip. Finally pulling away a string of saliva still connecting him to you.

Your hands still held his haori as his hand still caged your face. All six of his eyes gave your face a once over like he didn't suck the life out of you.

“I'll get the animal myself stay here” He started walking off.

“Man, what the fuck just happened?”

____

Not to plot driven this chapter unless you conclude the fact Kokushibo thought reader was a demon☠️

Next part will be a little more spicy, in truth after a certain point I forgot what the hell I was typing a desperately tried to remember.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!

I'll typo check later :3

[writingoddess1125]

Soo I wanted to imput my own culture on this one!

COD Men + König Dating a Jamaican Women

König

• You and König had been together for quite a while. Spending most of your guys relationship in Europe and in his home country.

• But when you make to offer of having him meet your family he is more then happy to accept!

• He didn't expect to take a plane to the tropicals however- Ending up in such a touristy area at first. Till you lead him off the beaten bath to a much more rural area to introduce him to your family.

• They are a but surprised at first, seeing such a large man. However accept him with open arms- Your Mummy especially.

• You handed your mother her drink, watching her as she looked at the new member of the family who was seated playing cards with your cousin- The shorts She'd bought clearly being a size too small to fit him comforbly.

• It was like she got the son she wanted the most- Immediately having him change into more comforble clothes. Fed him, and forced you to walk him around the prettiest parts of town.

• "Why does it feel like my Mum likes you more then me!?"

• Konig could only laugh at this and shyly disagree.

• However after your Mum took him shopping since she felt like he didn't have the proper clothes he couldn't disagree further.

• He absolutely adores the beaches of your home and spends so much time swimming he gets a golden tan in a short amount of time.

• "Gonna need to order some better shorts" You mumbled- not wanting him to have a wardrobe malfunction while around your family. Your mother laughing at this and patting your hip- "Wen yuh climb tall trees yuh get langggg branches-"

• "MUMMY!"

Gaz

• You decided that it was time for Gaz to meet your family, wanting to take that extra step together.

• They are so excited to meet him they start chattering away immediately- However Gaz figures out very quickly...

• He is more then thrilled. Having wanted to take that next step with you for quite a while- So when the plan arrived at your home he was so happy to see your family there to meet you and him there.

• He doesn't know what the fuck they are saying-

• They had accidently assumed he knew Patwah and were corrected by you quickly. Since they assumed he was Jamaican like you-

• "Wait it's not just an accent?" Gaz asks softly to you, Which leads to you explaining that it's a Creole language called Patwah.

• Your Aunty however seemed to take the liking to Kyle the most. Seeing him as great husband potential for you- As well as dropping 'hints' about a wedding. Which was amusing since she had the thickest of accents out of your entire family.

• "Kyle lov, Wi wud waan (Y/N) married yah inna di yard. A nuh eh ah luk gud place tuh marry an av babies?" (Kyle Love, we would want married here at home. Isn't it a pretty place to marry and have babies? )

• Gaz didn't know what she said per say- But he did year the word Married and Babies.

• He does have a blast however, going out dancing with you, drinking with your family and having a grand time- But most was being fed near constantly.

• "Nyam up Maaga bwoy" (eat up skinny boy)

• Gaz was satted there in the kitchen of your family home, Staring as your Aunty adds another massive scoop of Rice and Peas to his growing plate. Filled delicious foods he could only dream of back home.

• It seemed like there was no escape from this pleasurable hell- and he couldn't be happier

• Gaz nodded obediently as he took up more rice on his fork and continued to eat. You trying to tell your aunty to not force feed your boyfriend.

Soap

• You bring up wanting Johnny to meet your family after officially meeting his- Seeing how it would be fair and should be a fun experience.

• Seems he found his people-

• Of course he is more then willing! Seeing it as a fun get away as well-

• When he arrives his naturally cheery personality wins over your family quickly. Ends up having a blast with them the first day and eats so much he almost gets suck.

• There is a mild language barrier- However it was overcome rather quickly.

• Your cousin seemed to absolutely ADORE Johnny. Taking the two of you out to clubs and different bars around the area.

• "We should buy a place out here- for times like this" He said, Leaning against you as the two of you walk back to your families house.

• Finds out quickly that it's relatively cheap in parts and having his nice military paychecks went a lloonnggg way here.

• Adsolutely loves the drinks. The Ginger beer, the Red Strike, Sorrel.

• Adores them honestly!

• This man has met other half it seems as bottles seem to rain around him.

• "Yu Drunk?" Your cousin calls out to Johnny who is dancing against you with a bright smile on his face.

• "A'm Blootert!" He shouts. His accent so strong its funny-

• Johnny ends up so drunk, he's locked arms with your cousin, seated under the romada singing some imaginary song they had made up together.

Ghost

• You take the opportunity to get your hair braided as well- seeing how for once you don't have to pay an arm and a leg for it.

• It takes a lot of convincing on your part to get Simon to come meet your family. You'd been dating more then long enough and he finally agrees one day-

• However he still wears some form of mask- in his case a skull face mask that is still breathable while keeping him covered.

• Your family was a bit apprehensive of Simon of first- surprised by such a brooding figure you'd dragged with you.

• That was till your father stepped forward and welcomed Simon with open arms. Which lead to the rest of the family also being warm and welcoming-

• Simon accepts this and goes along with the kind greetings from everyone.

• Simon tags along, which surprises you. Ends up asking the hair dresser questions constantly.

• "Wah mek yu deh ask suh much?" Your hairdresser staps a bit-

• "I want to learn how- do I can help her do her hair or our future children's" He says bluntly and truthfully.

• Wins over the whole Salon just like that.

• He has never met a group so God damn stubborn then your family- He can refuse all he wants but ends up being given or dragged some place.

• Getting a step by step on how to do different braids by the nice women at the Salon who baby him- even buying him lunch too.

• The soilder taking the day with your father. The two just enjoying the day together- Simon even smoking with him a little which made him relax more then he expected (You weren't there to tell him-)

• Didn't want a drink- Now has 4 he has finished. Refused an addional plate of food?- He had 3 more and some fruit.

• The only person who wasn't pushy was your father. Who was as stoic and laid back as Simon.

• Simon enjoyed the relaxing time with your Father- The two sitting on the front patio with their drinks sipping away as they occasionally chatted.

• This day being the same, When Simon got up prepared to be dragged to a other fun active place. But instead your father waving him over to sit with him.

• Looking to you as you just nod for him to go do as he pleased-

Price

• By the time you came back, Both men were actually chuckling at some sort of joke together. That night you looking to Simon who laid in bed with you shocked-

• "My Dad actually likes you-" You say in disbelief. Simon only nodding and smiling at your words.

• By the next morning he is as red as a Tomato and sunburned to high hell.

• John is willing to meet your family. Finding it would he a nice holiday and fun overall since he hadn't been to the Caribbeans since he was first in the military.

• When arriving he did notice some stares, since he was so clearly military and learned the distrust was real.

• But your family was open to him in extending that olive branch to him.

• Your uncle however- took some convincing. Which ended up getting John hazed of sorts.

• "Mek wi si wah yu gat Brit-" Your uncle Said with a grin. John of course accepting a challenge. From drinking, Dancing and more. Which ended up with the two shit talking each other-

• By the end of the night John and your Uncle were as thick as thieves.

• John even proud of the hand rolled cigarettes your uncle had given him.

• "Don't take his cigarettes-" You say calmly. Taking the homemade rolled cigarette from your boyfriend and handing him a packed one instead.

• While you were with some of your cousins catching up John sat out on a chair with your Uncles and cousins. The group smoking cigars and cigarettes and chatting away.

• Seemed time was lost on the both of you as John sat out in the sun far too long. Ignoring the reddening of his skin-

• Your poor Boyfriend tho-

• "Fuck-k" John mutters, wincing as he sits down with his arms held out. Your uncle laughing at him-

• You spend the evening rubbing Aloe in his skin and fanning his skin to help ease the burn.

• "Burned noice an criss Hm?" Your uncle said with a laugh making John give a fake glare at the old man.

• "Ah fuck ya you old geezer-" John winced out making the men around him laugh hard at his suffering.

[mcytblrsexymen]

Highlights from the Mod Chat Pt. 2

[ID: discord message from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: why are you telling me what's bumming people out on twitter]

[ID: discord message from fake GeorgeNotFound fan, reading: I saw that. First of all, who is out here saying we have principles, It has been reacted to with the Clap emoji 10 times.]

[ID: discord message replying to Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: get gud, I started in he... the reply from number one howl simp reads: whats the term for skill issue but in reverse. thats u it has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji three times]

[ID: discord message from fake GeorgeNotFound fan, reading: looked at this message, went over to Spotify to type in the song I wanted to lsiten to and go halfway through typing "Wilbur soot" instead It has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji five times]

[ID: discord message from classically trained drabbler, reading: okay im getting back to voter frauding]

[ID: message from SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP, reading: tumblr this is a terrible message to give me because now i know i can try Homestuck01 on accounts en masse and eventually get into one an image of a tumblr alert reading "That password is known to be included in compromised password lists. Please choose something more unique."]

[ID: discord message from Fiending Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, with a picture of the GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade poll attached. The messages read: Someone reported it for mature content I appealed]

[ID: discord message from roxxy, reading: in ither news i need you all to know i just sent a bee to hell with a hose it has been reacted to with the CryCatScream emoji six times]

[ID: discord message from a capricious and willful god, reading: doc officially won rendoc divorce]

[ID: discord message from [binaural + bisexual], reading: IS THIS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR TEAM WINS THE SUPERBOWL It has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji seven times]

[ID: discord message from Fiending Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: holy shit that poll was a thousand years of battle]

[ID: discord conversation: [Binaural + Bisexual]: loving the grian fans cheering for his demise SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: we did it for the daily-grian mod husband even let me vote on his account i love being married the first message from sexylampnap has been reacted to 7 times with the 100 emoji]

[ID: discord from [binaural + bisexual], responding to an image from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs: okay so here's the deal: you play stupid games you get blocked it has been reacted to once with the 100 emoji]

[ID: discord message from former leash kid, reading: i wont start shit [two "press x to doubt" reacts] promise]

[ID: discord message from VOTE FOR TECHNOBLADE, reading: Tbh I think I'm gonna rally the techno voters (all 1.5 of them who follow me) to vote for scar because our block guy deserves to get beaten by the sexyman champion it has been reacted with the 100 emoji 3 times]

[ID: discord messag from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: the siren song of infographics]

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[ID: discord message from undercover weeb, reading: I'm fairly certain Wilbur would be delighted to have sexual tension with Grian it has been reacted to twice with the pointing emoji]

[ID: discord message from Fiendish Bots/Glorious SIdeblogs, reading: yeah the appropriate way to respond is "excuse me you could balance a glass of champage on this ass" it has been reacted to nine times with the Clap emoji]

[ID: discord message from classically trained drabbler, reading: he is so cute but also human cleo is disgusting and offputting to me]

[ID: discord message from roxxy, reading: this is making me emotional, weirdly and its not the q in fishnets...... Hm it has been reacted to four times with the Laugh emoji]

[ID: discord message reading: I'm seeing mcytblrsecxymen posts being blocked for the word "terf" and I was like damn what fresh discourse is this you're dealing with??? Anyway it's the word quarterfinals it has been reacted to with the Sob emoji four times]

[ID, discord conversation: classically trained drabbler: listen our guy is fighting here in the trenches alongside us while your guy sips wine and plays his harp away from the battlefield. vote for joe, a guy of the people [binaural + bisexual]: A true sexyman lets other people get their hands dirty]

[ID: discord message from former leash kid, reading: i think i'm going to vote etho bc it's what doc would want from me]

[ID: discord message reading: listen everything that I'm learning about joe makes him seem like the coolest guy ever actually like. damn I would sit down to drink with him. however quackity looks like a lesbian in that one photoshoot so like recognizes like and whatever It has been reacted to two times with the 100 emoji and three times with Pensive]

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[ID: discord message from [binaural + bisexual], reading: bad sleep schedules rule the polls, 😔 it has been reacted to three times with the Pensive emoji]

[ID: discord conversation: Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, attaching an image of a tumblr comment where user honq said "IF YOU VOTE QUACKITY I"LL DRAW ETHO AND HIM KISSING!" [binaural + bisexual]: that is a fascinating offer]

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[ID: discord message reading: now time to throw my whole ass into voting for cleo thank god I am a feminist]

[sharp-silver4795]

Why does liu not like Nathan?

Liu and Nathan do got beef with each other! And there is a lot of reasoning behind it.

Liu has had MORE THAN ENOUGH patience with Nathan up until the point where he has just lost it and isn’t gonna deal with (basically) a high school bully.

Before the mansion:

Liu used to hide out in the ruins of an abandoned hospital (hmm I wonder who set it on fire?)

Eventually Nathan shows up and he lets him stay with him.

Thing is, poor baby is traumatized, so he really doesn’t know how to say “no”

Thus, when Nathan starts to show interest in the TAKEN man, Liu asks EJ if he could sleep with him rather than just denying him.

But! He thought it would be like a one-time thing, but noooo Nathan had other ideas.

So, he tells him to get the fuck away from him! He will NOT let himself get taken advantage of again

I’m normally not the kind of person to say that rejection can ever be rude. But, to Nathan it was like a roller coaster and he wasn’t aware of anything that was going on or why Liu randomly snapped at him.

Nathan gets a lil bitter about it smh

In the Mansion:

It does not take long for EJ to be a possessive lil bastard (/pos)

This bitch gonna use this as ammunition (see? High school bully.)

We throwing slurs, name calling (disgusting, needy, gross, etc.), and all that gud shit!

At the End of the Mansion:

Nathan was a traitor.

Just gonna say that rq-

He had one big job: infiltrate the mansion and abduct Toby!!

Welp, Liu, in his natural big-brother tendencies, was not going to let him take Toby

Also, note, Nathan told on himself when he was trying to be a bully.

So, instead of taking Toby, he sells out Liu!

He endures 3 months of physical and emotional torture in the Dungeon before the rest of the OR and half of the DR comes for him.

In the end, Nathan gets hung by the proxies 👍

My timeline is screwed, so there ya go!

That is where the beef comes from

Sorry if this sucks 😅

[bimbo-travel-blog]

Now you see here! I will not stand for being objectified. Just because you call the hotel "The Hay Barn" doesn't mean I don't expect to be treated like a person and not some piece of meat. I have a name and it's certainly not "sweet cheeks". I'll have you know I'm a professional HAAAAAAWWWWWW!

Oh god I'm so sorry! I don't know why I HEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWW!

What's happinin' ta me? What do ya mean I'm gonna be a big jackass? I ain't... ahem. I am not anything of HEEEE HAWWW HEE HAWWWWW!

Golly I ain't feelin' right mister. Whadaya mean I get riled up when mah ass is comin' in? I just gotta itch in mah throat is all HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

RIP

Wow tha one done knocked me on mah ass. Good thing I got all this paddin' down there. Silly me ripped a big hole in mah jeans though. So dang tight now. I might need some heEEEE HAWWWelp gettin to mah room. Mah pants is getting tighter every time that happens. Whatcha talkin' bout mah breedin' hips comin' in strong. I cain't think good right now. I gots git outta heEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

RIP

Sweet Cheeks gud luck gettin’ out of town when yur talking like such a slut. For real gurl, you think any randy boy within a mile of that bray ain’t coming over to investigate and inseminate? Plz…

I mean for real, listen to yur dumb donkey heart babe. That bray is a cry from the deepest part of your harlot heart saying “Fuck me! Fuck me!”

And it’s sweet you know?

A total meet cute. A handsome farm boy, hears your sexy braying coming from the road. He goes out and finds your fat ass wobbling aww. Buck naked, and ready to Buck hips. And I mean let’s be honest. Even if yer fat ass wasn’t glowing in the moon light, he could still follow the drippy sloppy snail trail yer leaving behind you, or I mean, seriously that barn yard animal in heat smell.

I mean for real girl I work in an office with the sex-smelliest girls ya ever met and I can still smell your donkey stank through my computer. Wooooof!

But that’s okay Slut, yer one of us. Even if you is a stuck up skank about it. I mean srsly The Hay Barn?everyslutty knows that’s where low class donkey girls and Jackasses stay. 🙄 but okay yer a professional. But we don’t judge Sweet Cheeks, if yur keeping the neighbors up with yer HEE-HAAWING and peeling the paint off the walls with the smell of your hot donkey cunt, we support youuuu Kay? Weez a big lovin’ sisterhood here girl.

So run all ya want. Hightail it to the county like if ya gotta with your bare butt. Your heart will always belong home here with us.

HEEEE-HAAAAAAW!

[blkkizzat]

I had an Oreo ice cream sandwich today. So my thoughts - Your JJK man's favorite thing to eat after sex!

Gotta start with my man

Nanami is a full on eats a sandwich after kinda man. I mean he wants a good sandwich. Usually he doesn't ask you to make it because..let's be real you can't feel your legs. BUT he is the type of man to cut it in half so you can share and bring you a glass of water.

Gojo loves a sweet. He's got a stash of sweets in his night stand. He likes to eat one right after and kiss you so you can taste it.

Geto doesn't want much. But he'll eat a salty snack to replenish his electrolytes. Maybe give him a little Gatorade. Mostly he's just ready to sleep and wants to make sure your settled before doing so.

Sukuna has a whole feast ready for when he's done. He picks your ass up sits you at the table and tells you to eat. First few times he did this was only like 2 hours after dinner and you had to explain that you were not that hungry and really only wanted water. He made you sit there til you ate something but from then on he did take to sex before dinner.

Choso likes to eat off of you. He is not waiting. Honey. Chocolate sauce, anything spreadable. He once literally ate bbq sauce off your titties. He's a good eater though.

Toji makes you jelly legged ass get out of bed and get him food. I feel like he likes to watch the struggle. He's naked in your bed watching both his favorite show and your naked ass making him a sandwich and grabbing y'all a gatorade to share.

This brought to you by a mildly hungry 🧠

🧠 nonny! nvjrfdhvskfjh oreo ice cream sandwich sounds soooo gud omfg im so jelly.

Lmfao at Nanami bringing me half knowing he fucked my throat so raw all i can do is sip at the water hfbfhjskhdfb. Like mans knew I wasnt eating it and added pickles cause thats what he put on his side 😭😭.

See Gojo gonna mess around and get round 2 started 😩🩷

See me and Geto vibin cause he knows whats up, give me some electrolytes and a protein bar. oooh or we could split a post-workout protein smoothie.

LOL Sukuna is so funny. "Woman you better eat something now cause I don't want you begging for breaks later"😭😭😭

I would definitely nurse choso and he could rub whatever he wanted on them. lol im imagining me watching tv in bed, eating chips with ranch dip. im craddling choso head in my lap and he wrapped his arms around me just going to town on a tiddy. ill drizzle a lil ranch on my nipple every now and then when he gets too fussy 🥹🥹jakcbdfjbhvdkfzjhbvcdfjkbzhdjfkcbhkd lmfao im sick.

lmfao me and toji would box cause he not gonna be happy when i bring that sandwich back and eat all of it in his face starring him down the entire time chkjdsbckadjhsbcfdkjbhc. 💀💀

waiiiiitHELPPP! so i was looking for a gif and found these stock photos!! why is this toji tryna steal my fries after i fall asleep 😭😭

[fubardish]

Hey!! I love your work (both vore and non vore)

I have a bunch of questions if that's okay

1: Do you have any ocs you do vore with besides MobFlams?

2: Are you open for rp?

3: What are your favourite vore tropes (both safe and fatal?)

4: This is a nonsexual vore blog, right?

HeyHeeyyy!! And hell yes, les gooo

1 - Do you have any ocs you do vore with besides MobFlams?

Yes I have WAY more pred OCs up my sleeve, but I'm hyperfocusing on MobFlams all the time because... I like mobster preds :^)

Here we got my boy Kenji:

He's angry most of the time and a horrible glutton. I often draw him in various AUs because in canon he doesn't (always) eat humans. And when he DOES eat people, it's uhh... not safe :). Probably. You've gotta be REAL good friends to do safe vore with him, tho I think he wouldn't mind some casual mouth exploring?

And then we've got my man Yaten:

Again, his canon version actually doesn't eat humans AT ALL. In fact he hates it (which is why I sometimes do unaware with him, whoops :^) ) But because I am absolutely OBSESSED with creating AUs of my OCs, I obviously did also one with Yaten as a giant mean Seadevil merman that eats people. Safe and fatal, both works with him. But he's always mean and full of himsel >:]

And then I've got big nice uncle Hiroki:

He's Flams' best buddy and he's NICE. Safe vore? Absolutely yes. He can go fatal on AUs, but in canon is super friendly. Loves eating people and keeping them safe.

And then another character I love who's not mine, Andre:

He's my friend's character, but I designed him for my buddy. I often draw him because I like him... a lot 8). Also very friendly, loves humans and will never hurt them. Safe vore. Yes absolutely :)

Man... I AM really hyper-focusing on Flams. I got so many OCs I rarely draw vore with, holy shit XD

2 - Are you open for rp?

Right now, yes. Though again I prefer multi-paragraph RPs most of the time. But either way, if you're interested shoot me a DM with what you're interested in playing and we can talk about it :>

3 - What are your favourite vore tropes (both safe and fatal?)

When it comes to safe vore, I ADORE pred that wants to keep the prey warm from the cold. Spooky teasing is also very good, I LOVE cat and mouse scenes. Always a bit of thrill makes vore real gud, I love it. However when it comes with the trope of trusting eachother despite being scared of the pred MHMM YES THAT SHIT. It feels like an extended hug, but it's a spooky scary hug. A hug that keeps you safe from the outside world <3

In fatal vore I LOVE evil preds. They're just eating because they gotta eat :). Not caring too much and happily devouring spooked little peeps. Better when it comes with foodplay. Teasing the prey that they're just food and enjoying every bit of their fear and struggle. Unaware vore is also an absolute favorite of mine. Prey getting themselves accidentally stuck in food and getting eaten. They beg to be let out but either pred doesn't hear them over eating more food or they just don't care.

My two preferences in vore are VEEEERRY different from eachother, I'm aware of that. It's horrible XD. I really like both! But it's hard to keep them both in this blog because I know not everyone is fan of fatal. But I've come to a point where I don't care too much anymore. I'm gonna tag my art accordingly so that people can avoid it.

4 - This is a nonsexual vore blog, right?

Yes, absolutely! I always see vore as something non-sexual. As much as it goes into fatal and nasty stuff, I'm always seeing it as non-sexual. However even non-sexual stuff can be NSFW (as in not safe for work, in NOT LOOKING AT IT DURING WORK, I would never look at vore during that, holy shit no) But basically yes, it's non-sexual still. But please this blog is still +18 so no minors :'). Go look at my friendly blog where I have super harmless comic lmao

[karmaphone]

happened to catch getting tagged by @eggpla in my notifs so here we go

last song I listened to: Spotify says Doctor Gordon by Charlie Clouser from the Saw Anthology

favorite color: like a really light purple that ISNT lavender or lilac. for lack of a better term it's 'egirl purple' but it's been my favorite since before the rise of egirls

last book I read: Animorphs 6 (god that series is fucked up)

last movie I watched: probably Transformers: One 🥺

last tv show: Twin Peaks: The Return

sweet, spicy, or savory? well considering my shit teeth and the fact that I am the white person they joke about not being able to handle spice, I'm gonna have to go with savory

relationship status: been with my wife since 2018, but not gonna close myself off to anything new. never know who's gonna become an Important Person to you, u kno?

last thing I googled: sky cotl shard eruption wiki

current obsession: prolly Sky: Children of the Light. it's an online game so obviously shit comes with that like bugs and terrible updates and microtransactions that are anything but micro, but for the most part it's quite lovely and so are the people. (let me know if anyone wants to play and I'll send you a friend code! I really like helping people through the game and reexperiencing the wonder of exploration :>) I LOVE learning new songs to play on the instruments, the last one I learned was the original Pokémon theme, and I've started Gettin' Gud with chords on the controller. and I guess I've gathered a bunch of followers for the shared spaces I make which is 😳🫣🫠

looking forward to: getting Legally Married To My Wife before we lose the ability to do that o7

I tag: @s-zephyr @mr-mustache-penis @levil0vesyou @suck-mein-pokeballs @butchfeygela @vampyrewizard and anyone else reading this who feels like it 🫵🏻 bc my mind goes utterly and blissfully blank when I try to remember which mutuals to tag

[marsthebabie]

Puppy Love - Family

Natasha's POV

The next day I wake up around 8 to make breakfast. I have no clue what to make

Y/N for breakfast. I decide to make pancakes since Wanda also loves my pancakes. I get out all the ingredients and start making it. By the time the food is all ready Wanda comes out and sits on a stool in front of the counter. I slide a plate in front of her. "I made your favorite" I say walking up to her and kissing her on the cheek. "This looks yummy" She says taking a bite. "I'm gonna go give Y/N their food" I say walking to her room. I slowly open the door and she's sitting up hyperventilating. I set the plate down and slowly walk over to her. "Hey it's okay, breathe" I say softly. She doesn't scoot away and I sit on the bed next to her. "Can I touch you" I ask softly and she nods in response. I bring her close and hold her in my lap. I softly rub her back and breathe with her. "That's it, you're okay" I say softly. When she calms down she starts crying. "I sowwy, I nu wan be burden" she says crying. "Aw honey you're not a burden. We're here to help you love" I say wiping her tears.

Her crying soon turns to small hiccups and sniffles. "There you go" I say smiling. I go and grab her plate and bring it over to her. "I bet your hungry little one, do you need me to cut it up for you" I ask her. "Pease" she asks quietly. I cut up her food and start feeding her. I feel myself needing to go to the bathroom so I text Wanda. Wanda soon walks into the room. She awkwardly makes her way over. "What's up" She asks. "can you feed Y/N while I go to the bathroom. "Oh um, are you sure that's the best idea?" She asks unsure. "yes it gets her used to other people, please, can you do it?" I ask her. She nods, "yeah I can."

Wanda's POV

Natasha heads off to the bathroom and Y/N watches her leave and whines. "She'll be back" I say sitting in front of her. She looks at me and scoots back. "I'm Wanda, Nat's girlfriend, it's nice to meet you Y/N" I say softly. She starts to relax and scoots closer. She makes grabby hands at me. " You want me to pick you up" I ask. She nods and whines. I pick her up and set her on my lap. "How's that" I ask softly. "Gud" she replies. I start feeding her after a while I wonder what's taking Nat so long? I try and feed her another bite but she refuses. "Not hungry anymore" I ask softly. "Me nu hungy" she says and she turns herself around and cuddles into me. I freeze but slowly wrap my arms around her. "I eppy tho" she says snuggling more into me. I pull her close and stroke her hair. She soon falls asleep on me and I'm stuck.

Soon enough Nat comes back and stops in her tracks. "Aww that's cute" She says walking into the room. I roll my eyes and focus on Y/N l, I feel a motherly instinct while I'm holding her. Nat sits on the bed. "I'm sorry I took so long Bruce needed her name. We ended up finding her family but they are all gone. So she doesn't have anyone" Natasha explains. "That's so sad" I say softly. "Yeah, it is, but once she's not in her headspace we need to run tests, see if hydra did anything to her" Nat says. I nod.

[atopvisenyashill]

Ppl who dont think Bran gets hate clearly didnt see the GOT/Freefolk subreddit after s8. The blatant and gross ableism and gleefully bashing on Bran was whack and completely out of line. (and they always specifically target him being disabled and making 'jokes' about breaking his wheelchair and it was all circled on his disability. its genuinely so infuriating to see how quick ppl are to lose all sense of morality when they're mad)

exactlyyyyy the jokes always center around breaking or fucking with his wheelchair in a way that is super pointed. there’s a difference between “i don’t think king bran was done well and i’m mad” which is imo perfectly fair. the show literally cut him out of an entire season even though they easily could have stretched the bloodraven stuff for two ish seasons, & grrm doesn’t really emphasize his PoV enough in later books (bc he struggles with writing kids but again - you shouldn’t have made them so young then old man git gud) but the amount of people defaulting to “haha watch me roll him off a cliff” or “i’m gonna bust the wheels on his chair” is so, shall we say, WEIRD!!!

one reason i really want to keep digging into the “aragorn’s tax policies” aspect is bc for the old “curtain of light” people, the key five weirdos, the rabid fans on free folk reddit, alllllll of them, the only aspect of bran that existed is how his magic could be used to serve dany’s conquest - he would warg a dragon for her benefit, he would stay in the north so as not to challenge her title, his magic would never come south so as not to clash with her magic, of course br isn’t a villain he’s a targaryen :) which is all unfair analyses!! there’s a lot that points to him being a LEADER not second fiddle to someone else and that MATTERS because of his story but all we get is jokes about how his story isn’t that good. boooo. no one deserves my weird tree magician king son!!!

[tacodemuerte]

could use some advice on how to make fun art shamelessly and also. how to. where does uh. the drive. where do u get all that drive. i hav lots of inspo but jts hars to turn it into real drawings and then even if i manage to it takes so much thought and effort that i just stop after that bc i know i would have fun or do well if i go on

the biggest key to drive AND shamelessness is to just stop carING MFIOSMFOISHJD

like u gotta stop caring about what people think and what your work looks like! sometimes we think TOO much, because thinking is easier than actually putting the paint down. but then we over think and we've spent 2 hours on pinterest and suddenly we are out of steam!!

IM GONNA SHOW U SOME UGLY THINGS.. THAT I MADE..

if youve been around my blog youve seen this! but tese were super ugly little things that i drew bc i was trying to draw christian cage..i still didnt get a good grasp at him and started to feel like everytime i drew him he just got uglIER MOIFSMFOISHF

so i just like..was like ok FINE.. this WHOLE PAGE isgonna be ugly I GUESS!! and i ended up having so much fun making these ugly doodles! it made me excited to do more and draw him again in the future!

once you like , put away that 'butwhat if its bad' and pull out the 'ok its gonna be bad whatever' , you ironically give yourself more fuel and drivE MFIOSMFISH cause its like well if its gonna be bad, and you DONT care, what's stopping you? and you end up making something that's pretty nice! or ok, or just fun to look at!

this page was another case of that, where i just drew while falling asleep MIFOSMFOISD. i did this a lot for a short time, not the BEST for your health but if you can like the stuff you did half asleep, then you can give yourself some grace and not worry about your work when you out in 200%...

somethings are just irredeemibly ugly but making it is just fun.. remember that art should be fun! it's not all about getting gud..look at this ugly little man, i hate him, but i had fun making him hehe