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emathevampire · 4 months ago

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between Estinien getting scammed into buying expensive hairties and the WoL buying flying purple fidget spinners… Zenos is understandably having a bad time trying to get them to spend sensibly. That being said. He doesn’t get to talk. He asks us why we spent all our gold on stupid shit and the WoL (or Alisaie, if she gets stuck on this field trip from her nightmares) fires back immediately with “Would it make you feel better if I had a reason.” And he KNOWS they’ve got him there.

I offer the frankly hilarious scenario of zenos and estinien having to work together (probably because of tataru) and a little bit of headcanon-ing I have in regards to the one main issue they run in to when theyre a duo.

#mister ‘i destroyed garlemald and caused the apocalypse because i wanted to’ doesnt get to say SHIT #we get to make all the dubious financial decisions we want! HURRAY!!!#idk about you guys but my WoL’s favourite pastime is snarkily forcing everyone to eat their own words #and he would NOT HESITATE to justify buying three air wheelers and matching custom jackets #with the same logic zenos used to justify trying to end the world #sorry im fully awake and had some very funny thoughts. or at least funny to me #my wol and estinien are both shit with money and tataru really wonders what they feed azure dragoons to make them this dense

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