#we dont observe but some do so - happy easter!

[hellhathfrozethover]

eest or...something

[fatgumsurpremacy-remastered]

In the spirit of Easter may I have some yandere content with s/o x Spy playing with egg vibrators?

Is it funny to say I’ve never used one of those?

Tw: smut, vibrators, bad French, captivity, Stockholm, inner turmoil

The sky weeped outside of your apartment, you watched the people walk though it. Rushed and wet as the sky came down.

So much for a happy Easter. You scoffed at the scene and turned back to the monotonous colors of your home. Your bed called to you from the end of your hallway but the kitchen seemed more compelling.

You trudged your way along, like a tuckered out soldier, attempting his long treck back home. Pulling open the door served you little good, as the emptiness of it all just depressed you. The door swung shut, and with small motions you made it back to the living room.

Now with nothing to do, or eat, you sat on the soft couch, to stare at the ceiling.

The pillows were kind to you today at least, the man of the hour wouldn’t be back for at least a few more and you figured you could get some rest.

You woke to the sound of Jazz.

A soft, sultry sound fluttering about you. You stayed still a moment longer, before you smelt the smell of food cooking on the stove. You followed your nose into the kitchen, half asleep, and lazy; you leaned against the entrance to the kitchen, clutching a pillow in between your hip and your hand.

You barely knew the man in front of you, save for facts that were absolutely essential.

1: He brought you here to begin with.

An aspect of your life you never thought to be changed was in a moment. You were swept from your town and back to his home quickly.

2: You had little reason to be afraid.

Aside from the obvious kidnapping, he’d posed no outward threat to you. Laying his heart on the table the moment you woke for him, and letting you stab at it.

3: He was head over heels for you.

The moment you’d settled in enough for him to love you he did. Your life from the moment he’d met you was filled with luxury items, gorgeous clothes, fancy jewelry. Paintings from across the world commissioned for you, stuffs for any project you’d wished. He’d lay them all out for you. Coming home exhausted, only to smile when you came to him to ask about his day.

“Good evening ma étolie, were you tired while I was gone?” You hummed in thought, observing his lighter tone. Playing along you decided to wrap your hands around the man’s smaller waist. He flinched before settling back down with a smug grin.

“And what’s to say I’m not still tired hmm?” He turned his head back at you, his singular curl bobbing out of place. The grey streak prominent in the brazen white light.

“I don’t think you will be too happy going straight to bed after dinner mon cher.”

“Why?” You asked, leaning forward, if only to get to the smell of your meal. With another hand he gently grabbed your chin and turned it up. “I have a very special surprise for the two of us.”

Your excitement grew throughout dinner. Whatever was good enough to keep this man up past dinner was bound to be good. And as you sat and chatted with one another, he dropped hints.

“You said you’d felt rather… drab as of recently no?”

“Yes?” You quirked a brow, lightly kicking his foot from under the table. He snorted and schooched his away.

“No, dont do that!” He pouted lightly, “You’ll get dirt on my socks.” You brightened up immediately. “Oh I’m sorry your highness, did you get those socks custom made from god?”

He rolled his eyes.

“These socks,” he continued, “we’re gifted to me from a very special friend very long ago.” He scratched the scruff developing on his chin, the slightest bit of facial hair complimenting his 5 ‘o’ clock shadow.

You let that sit with you a moment, before setting your silverware down and grabbing his hands.

“Why don’t we see that gift you’ve prepared dear?” You proposed, he closed his eyes for a moment, weighing his options before looking back up at you.

“Of course étolie.”

With no other words shared between the two of you he swept your feet from under you. A pitched squeak came from you as you were hoisted off the ground. You held onto him in fear that his arms would give but he smiled back at you.

“What, doubting my strength chérie?” He was smug and sure, somewhere deep within you, you felt you would’ve fallen for the man regardless. His blue-grey eyes were fixiated on the hallway, anticipation welling inside them.

“Are you gonna leave me waiting or are you going to tell me what you have planned?”

“So impatient, we’re nearly to the bedroom no? You can wait a moment longer.” You reached up to push his face to the side but he pulled it from reach. “Ah-ah. Don’t be like that, a surprise-“ he said opening the door with on hand, “Is a surprise.”

The bedroom was the same as it ever was. Grey curtains, with blue fixings, a grey bed, and a misty blue placard.

He set you down on the bed before striding over to the vanity the two of you shared. You attempted a peak over his shoulder, noticing him sneaking his hand into the drawers.

“Ah- ah chérie. Close your eyes, lean back and breathe for me oui?” You sat back, holstering your excitement and turning it into pure energy. You hummed a small tune, closeting your eyes and resting against the headboard as you waited for him.

It got quiet after a while, and you had an almost sinister feeling. Something that felt possesive and strong. The man was staring at you.

His eyes were burning bright red holes through your soul. You needed them out, you wanted them out, it didn’t feel right to just be sitting there waiting for him to sit.

Your racing thoughts buzzed off eight the thrum of the device pressed atop your chest.

Your breath hitched, and just as quick you eased into the mans touch.

He leaned in, holding the contraption closer to your heat. Hot breaths eased over your neck, causing the hairs on the back of your neck to stand on ease. He chuckled as you grasped onto the back of his shirt.

Your eyes were hazy, and the little light that you could see completely outlined your lover. His smile looked gentle from the mist in your eyes.

“Put it closer.” You breathily moaned, trying to pull yourself closer to him. He allowed himself to lean closer, and you involuntarily nuzzled into him. The small egg inched ever so slowly downward.

“Oh, that is not the way we ask.” He teased, bringing it back by just a smidge. Your body wrought with shivers, aching for the touch again.

It’d been… a very long time.

A longer time than you could remember.

How long had you been here, laying day in and day out. With a man you barely knew.

The vibrator met your sex, sending furious jolts of pleasure wrecking your thought process. Your hands grasped down on his wrist, he hissed a bit in the pain that the motion invoked.

“Étolie, is there an issue? You seem tense, perhaps you need to get your hands on something.” His smirk didn’t meet your eyes, his own hand bright yours to his chest. His warm chest, a feeling so surreal to you contrasted with the sudden vibrations on you.

Your toes curled as he rolled circles around the most sensitive bit of your sex. You ran your hand down his chest, attempting to stabilize your thinking.

It worked for the most part, and you wondered why. You wondered why this man you barely knew, this man who ripped you away from your past life comforted you so. His touch was familiar, as was his scent.

You’d never heard his voice before but you had felt his embrace.

You knew him, but not from any one place. He was a conglomerate of different lovers, different experiences.

His hand led yours to his pants, where he urged you to let yourself go.

And you did, after all… you’ve earned it.

[spade-riddles]

"Adjusting Expectations" Post

This submission received a lot of responses and 120 notes, so I thought I would compile the comments here.

Anonymous said:

Adjusting expectations anon was so good. If their timetables are right and we do just need to be patient a little longer, can Kaylor please send us a sign? I guess it would be too loud to slip "adjusting expectations" into social media posts, but maybe they could both do something with playing cards? To show they are card sharks right now but they'll find their way home eventually? That would reassure people. And it would fly under the radar.

casuallycruel131313 said:

I agree with a lot of this but I think the main issue right now is that moral and ethical lines have been crossed and there's no coming back from that. In these post-Trumpian insurrectionist times it's unfathomable that they could continue the Kushner narrative I no longer care if or when they come out, I enjoy the music and I'm happy to observe from a distance because I'm interested from a PR/marketing point of view but my opinion of T &K as people has changed irrevocably and I don't see how they can clean the tarnish off.

@theprologues said:

Agree with most of not all if this but I would like to say as a Kaylor the toe Grammy stunt didn’t phase me. I was not crushed by that by any means. I just shrugged and honestly expected it. It was the attributing Betty and exile to him during the LPSS in November that bummed me out and really made me go...really?

rockcrow20 said:

Have to say I also agree with most of this.

I no longer have any expectations on anything changing any time soon and have not been surprised by the recent events its to be expected after everything over the years really

Nothing has really changed (bearding narrative wise) since I fell down the rabbit hole in 2017 (except that great night in nashville 2018 rep)

Honestly I can't say I am as invested anymore about them ever coming out as I was.

I think the wb/Joe thing was the last moment for me and the continual kushner connection just troubles me like many others.

I mean my kaylor motto for awhile now has been hope for the best but expect disappointment.

Low expectations = limited feelings of disappointment.

original-cypher said:

@rockcrow20 the WB was a breaking point for so many. You are absolutely right. There are just so ma'y contradictions that feel like absolute whiplash. (I know I seem to have been the only one experiencing that with Gorgeous but... that was a big one for me, too) But like. You go on a whole PR campaign about speaking up and standing up for yourself. You say you're capable and tired of men trying to take ownership of your success and profit off of your name. And you credit you literal damn work to a bloke? Bitch, 'consistency'? Look it up. It grossed me out. It would have felt iffy if I believed they were real. But since I wasn't born yesterday it just sent me the message "this is how far I'm willing to sacrifice my principles to not be queer".

rockcrow20 said:

@original-cypher exactly why it bothered me and I know alot us so much. Such mixed messaging of being a strong fighting for your rights female and then oh hey let me attribute some of my best work to my pr boyfriend and the pr pics where she is walking behind all the time like 🙄 The Betty thing that was big one for me too!

rainbowdaisy13 said:

This write up and the comments are spot on. I don’t have much to add other than like @original-cypher said, Miss Americana is tainted for me now and seems like at the very least, it was released too soon in the plan. I get we think they have had to pivot but man, that doc, and including her literally saying “gay rights make me me” at the end was such a false flag. To see her wax poetic about not taking shit from men anymore and then see her do the same old hetero weak woman song and dance routine with the WB shit for albums that are of her genius mind has been so disappointing. I still believe Kaylor is real and I hope they get a chance to show the world that. Karlie posting that cardigan pic in the woods before the folklore release cemented for me they are still together. Adding a baby makes me feel all kind of weird ethical things but I hope I live long enough to see it play out and wear my I Told You So shirt 😁

@kellykaylor said:

agree with your post... I dont care about toe stunts but what really pissed me of was hetwashing betty 🤮! beautiful post tho anon!!

roameroo said:

Totally agree with these all comments especially the strong messaging of MA only to turn around & pull that WB = my "bf" crap. I was disheartened by her mentioning him at the Grammy's only bc he's getting credit for sh*t he doesn't/didn't do. That is what irks me the most about this, giving him credit for her life's work.

always-the-last-word said:

Can I throw my pennies in the pool ?? Taylor will put out the big three first Fearless, RED then 1989 that should bring us to about August. This is where the excitement should begin. If Taylor preps and waits for National Coming Out day it's a no lose for her. Lover her money making machine will go through the roof !! If things go bad or good in the public eye she'll have REPUTATION Taylor's Version ready to release. It will be epic and she'll own it and be FREE.

@karlie-what-you-want said:

always-the-last-word I like this take a lot! I try not to be too optimistic but if she wanted to come out sooner rather than later, I think this plan would satisfy both business and PR needs (at least on Taylor’s end). Remains to be seen how Tay will help Karlie dig her way out of the mess they made together regarding the K*shners.

always-the-last-word said:

Always remember that Taylor has a PLAN. Some of her plans are year's old (easter eggs). Taylor's one and only LOVE is her music, everything else comes second. If KK wants to change and be with her full time she'll make moves around the same time frame. That's if she chooses to. In any event Tay will be open and own all her music. I've seen this film before and WE might not like the ending.

chosetherose said:

I’ve been going back and forth for a day trying to figure out what I wanted to say when I reblogged this post. I’m tired. I’m frustrated. I understand I’m owed nothing by Taylor or Karlie. I understand that circumstances out of their control have caused the girls to pivot over and over again.

But, the root of my frustration in the past months stems not from me battling with the trivial (e.g. pap walks, etc.) but with my personal principles. I fiercely believe credit should be given where it is earned and I uphold this in my career regularly. To see Taylor crediting Toe with her art was deeply disappointing. Watch the 1989 and folklore acceptance speeches back to back and tell me it doesn’t upset you. I believe the K******s have blood on their hands and that their actions during the pandemic have killed people. To see Karlie still associating with one of them disgusts me.

I can’t help but think back in frustration - Would you really fall from grace to touch her face? (And in the brilliant words of @9w1ft) But would you die for her in public? I go back and forth feeling like questions like this aren’t fair at all and thinking they are sort of valid. At this point, it sort of feels like Taylor would only fall from grace for her lover if all the stars and facets of her life aligned perfectly. But perfection like this does not happen. Such is life. So why am I here?

I do question why Spade left certain messages in their final days. I am still holding hope a fervent revolution exonerates everyone. I so desperately want Taylor to regain control of her masters or re-records. Maybe this is the plan they thought was best with multiple goals in mind (re-records, having a family, coming out of the closet one day etc). I’m trying to remain patient because Spade told us to trust her endless yearning. But WOW it is asking a lot of us at this point.

Anonymous said:

Despite being a pragmatist kaylor and oftentimes getting into arguments with fellow optimistic kaylors (owner of this blog included) I think it's quite unfair -at this point- to say to the optimists who have patiently sat through the worst kind of stunts with the most terrible kind of people (yes I'm talking about the Kushner's friend group too) that they should have seen it coming. Besides, if it weren't for the optimists we the cynicals would have burned this fandom down by now.

Anonymous said:

Even if we ignore that an insurrection happened partially because of the family karlie's still working for and getting paid from, she literally said before the pregnancy debacle unfolded that j*sh was her last client while talking about cutting hair and doing a cutting gesture. How should we have interpreted that? 😤That a year later she would be more stuck with the Kushners than ever? We don't wake up on day and decide to have unrealistic expectations. She feeds into them. 😠

Anonymous said:

I have no expectation of Taylor coming out anymore. Zero. None. I have no expectation of her dropping Toe or even of Kaylor publicly reuniting. It doesn't even matter that much anymore. But I - do - expect 1 thing. Karlie to drop and completely dissociate herself from the Kushners and this has nothing to do with kaylor. It was everything to do with me being unable to support a person who willfully assists (now using her baby too) and receives money from a family that has made so many suffer.

Anonymous said:

A quick word from an ex-kaylor (who will never become an anti). A year ago, when the Trumps were still in power and untouchable and there was no baby, I was excusing and turning a blind eye to many things Karlie did for the K*shners. Even that dinner in September. I had also made peace with the truth never being revealed. But a year later the Trumps are gone, Karlie is still on full stunting mode now with a baby in the mix, a baby that is already being used by the Kushners, and I've really run out of excuses. Now the only thing that could possibly keep me on board is if I knew there was a good chance that the full truth would come out, so that Karlie's inexplicable and honestly borderline immoral actions could eventually make sense. But as your sub said, this is an unrealistic expectation, thus I became an ex-kaylor and I'm not planning to come back even when they reunite. 😕

Anonymous said:

What baffles me is that Taylor has explicitly expressed her regret about not giving her lover the credit she deserves and her doubt whether fame is worth hiding her true love: "when I walked up to the podium, I think I forgot to say your name", "what's a lifetime of achievement, if I pushed you to the edge". But yet again she didn't do anything to change this. I didn't expect her to acknowledge Karlie, but a nod or at least not falsely crediting her beard would be a good start.

Anonymous said:

1🙁 Let me chime in re: "expectations". I'm one of the kaylors who ever since the pregnancy reveal was trying to tell everyone there's NO way she was gonna dump him soon after birth let alone before that. It would bring too much unnecessary attention and Jerk would have never agreed to something that would make him look like a bad guy/husband. For the exact same reasons, I was also saying there's no way he wasn't going to post about the baby. All the above against the popular opinion back then.

2🙁 So I agree that the day of the birth post was known to T, not the timing though. Simply bc Kushner-leaning outlets made sure to note that detail. If they wanted it to go unnoticed, why draw attention to it? That being said, kaylors would have been more patient with this mess, if Karlie hadn't gone overboard with her freedom "smoke signals" last summer and Tay's "insiders" hadn't been insinuating that the end is VERY near. Both of them SHOULD have known by then how we would react to these.

3🙁 So it's natural that everyone feels played and has no patience for any more bullshit. Another sore point is how Jerk AND the Kushner-Trump klan monopolize the baby news. This isn't just to make it realistic, it's an abuse of Kaylor's baby's name to garner good pr for the worst family in America, with Karlie's blessing. In order for her marriage and split to appear realistic she's putting a LIFETIME burden on her child's back. Unless you believe she's eventually gonna say Jerk isn't the dad.

4🙁 So "we’re in a position we should realistically have been able to see coming". But we did see it coming, that why some made these extreme scenarios, bc this is the worst possible outcome. "Good people try to make it work, even in bad relationships." Ultimately this isn't just a "bad rs". It's a horrific association that should have been resolved ages ago, not one to bring your child into, doom it to suffer a similar fate, and expect people to sit idly and watch. That's what frustrates most.

[just-headcanons]

I dont know if you celebrate Easter but could we get a cute little thing with Jin coloring Easter eggs?

I do and you can!

When Jin finds out about Easter, all he’s really interested in is the chocolate. But then someone asks if he’d like to color eggs. Intrigued, he observes the process of dipping the eggs into dye…

And promptly decides that that’s a boring way to do it. So he gets some paint and brushes and goes to town on those eggs. They’re sloppy and he gets more paint on himself than the eggs, but the designs are fun and, more importantly, he’s happy.

When the others see, they join in because even though it’s way more time consuming, it’s also more entertaining teasing each other and throwing paint.

Only one problem… Jin didn’t know that you’re supposed to use hardboiled eggs. So it quickly became a tradition to throw the eggs at each other after Easter was over.

(I hope you like it! Happy Easter!)