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the minecraft movie minus the cringey marvel dialogue could have been a genuinely good film
#i dont want to be genuinely mad at hollywood writers just from a trailer#but the crafting table stuff and the floating tree and everything is AWESOME and FUN genuinely!!#they dont have to try hard!#but they know its gonna sell bc Minecraft so theyre just throwing in whatever bad shit to make it Intentionally Bad#we dont need jumanji 2 ripoff intro#we dont need quirky characters#we dont need ANY characters this shit could be plot driven ONLY#but alas#bad writers gonna make money and good writers gotta watch and suffer#a dramatic reading by cassidy
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