#we don't talk about borderlands 3

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The story was shit, most of the characters sucked, there is too much dialogue, many of the jokes involve sex or shit as the punchline (it gets pretty stale), and many bad decisions regarding pacing and missions were made. Obviously I’m still going to play it; the gameplay is some of the best in the series and there are many opportunities for funny shenanigans

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Something I noticed that I REALLY don't like is just how much current borderlands seems to be trying to diminish Rhys and Fiona's personalities and achievements.

It started out with Rhys in Borderlands 3, where Vaughn implied he was fake and that they haven't spoken in years for some reason??? Then it happened again in New Tales, where Rhys was written as incompetent, and an awful boss that fires his employees for having ONE bad idea.

It also essentially calls him a warmonger that's focused entirely on profits, and has no moral compass beyond "the almighty dollar". Going as far as to explicitly state that that is literally Atlas's motto.

Aside from all that it also says that Atlas is essentially failing and that Rhys has absolutely no idea what he's doing, which is especially weird considering how in Borderlands 3 it's stated that Promethea is finally starting to do well for itself again, and through Echo logs you hear that even Marcus is impressed with how well Rhys is doing.

So for Rhys we have him losing connection with his best friend and being called an idiot, fake, being mischaracterised as a terrible person that apparently learnt nothing and has regressed as a person to a borderline unrecognisable state.

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And now we get to Fiona. Since borderlands 3 treats the female protagonist of Tales as if she just doesn't exist, Fiona's story continues in Debt or Alive so...

SPOILER WARNING FOR DEBT OR ALIVE.

Not only is Fiona characterised VERY strangely in the book but they also just give Sasha credit for some of what Fiona does, and Fiona alone tends to be the target of blame in the book. Oh and she gets compared to Handsome Jack for good measure.

To start off with, Fiona doesn't even get her wish from the Vault of the Traveller. She gives it to Sasha, and Sasha wishes for a rare Vaultlander figurine of Typhon DeLeon which is destroyed a couple of chapters later. So not only does Fiona not even get to use her wish but the product of the wish gets destroyed anyway so it's entirely pointless.

Fiona also just decides to not be a vault hunter. That conversation she can have with Rhys SECONDS before this happens, about how it suits her, about how she's sad the adventure is over? It's just ignored. She immediately gives it up because she doesn't want Sasha vault hunting and getting put in danger again. Sure she still likes vault hunting but it is immediately given up. (I could write a whole other post about why this bugs me and I probably will).

Fiona has flaws that are addressed in the books, as they should be, all characters have to have flaws, but she is the only one out of the sisters to have flaws addressed. Sasha's are treated as if they don't exist, even when they're very apparent. Fiona learns to not be overprotective, and that she can't stop Sasha from doing things she wants to BUT Sasha doesn't learn anything. She does impulsive things that endanger both her and Fiona, and her risking their safety for fun or on a whim is just never mentioned. (Again something else I'll definitely talk about in another post).

Fiona is also consistently the one who comes up with the plans in the book, while Sasha is either not doing anything or suggesting they take the easy way out. Fiona is the one to start removing the debt cuffs from people while Sasha stands there bewildered, asking what she's doing. Fiona is the one to come up with the plan to scam the billionaires so that they can use the money to free everyone from debt while Sasha suggests just funding Gaige's revenge scheme (and assumedly just abandoning the people in debt??). And Fiona is the one to figure out how to get into Holloway's panic room and save everyone.

Fiona having her moments to shine would be great if they consistently didn't end with her being called an idiot, getting badly hurt, failing, or at one point being compared to Handsome Jack of all people. (Additional point: Sasha doesn't even defend her when she's compared to Jack, which is weird and very out of character.)

This might be petty but the book also gives credit to Sasha for Fiona surviving Bossanova's murder rally in Tales. Which is really weird considering Sasha and Fiona were separated during the entirety of that event. So instead of mentioning a time where Sasha actually helped save Fiona, like in the bio-dome when she was caught by Finch and Kroger, I guess they're actively retconning an event to give Sasha the credit. For some reason.

Fiona also has to confront Sasha about how she's treating Rhys, but then like a chapter later she literally apologises for all that, despite having every right to call Sasha out for that. So again Sasha's flaws are not being recognised as actual flaws and instead it's Fiona who's somehow in the wrong and Sasha learns nothing. Sure by the end of the book she considers Rhys her boyfriend but she is never the one to tell him. Fiona is, because Sasha just doesn't bother to, because it never treats her as someone who has to grow as a person. Sasha is usually either just used as a plot device to progress things or just doing almost nothing while being given credit, instead of being developed like a proper character. I'd call her a shell of what Tales Sasha was but even that feels too generous.

I used to really want to see the Tales characters in other borderlands media, but at this point I just dread it. Because why would I want to see my favourite characters being wildly mischaracterised and mistreated by the franchise?

[brutally-loving]

Welcome to my fuckass self-shipping blog. I am KRUEGER and you may use HE/THEY pronouns for me. Main blog is @esotericdivinity. My art account is @tenacious-brute. I would love to make more self-shipping friends, especially if our f/os share a base media!! Uhh, yes I will talk about my favorite men here- And only here. Comprehensive list of all of the ?? fuckers I have, and my DNI list below.

The Favorites, my fictional husbandssssss

I won't even lie: I don't really share my mains. I will indicate if I do or do not! And if I don't, I will not observe anyone else who selfships with them, I will ignore it. I also would possibly block if I am harassed?- But I can't foresee this happening. I am so so happy to see people who share f/os from the same media!!! Please come talk to me.

I'm gonna sort these by who I'm most fixated on followed by who I don't share, to who I do.

Choso, non-sharing as of right now (Jujutsu Kaisen) - HELLO??? UGH DOWN BAD- I'm so down bad I'm kicking my feet I'm punching mattresses it's an issue now. Sighs he's my new boyfriend AND my current fixation. Yeah. If anyone wants to talk about him with me, has any headcanons or anything, I'll love ya forever 💪🔥 (you will now find anything relating to him under the tag #krue's canon boyfriend)

Granolah, non-sharing (Dragon Ball Super) - I've had him for like. 2.5 years. Maybe more actually... anyway, he's adored. I would punch walls over him lowkey. I could yap about him tons at some point... But I won't unless prompted!! HES MY HUSSBAN 💞💞

Clavicus Vile, non-sharing (The Elder Scrolls) - I LOVE HIM YAYAYAYAYAYA He's so. Grr. I cannot defend him or my love for him but?? Whatever! He's him 💞 i have had him for over 2 years, despite consuming his media for over 10. It's kind of crazy dydhdhd. Oh well!!

Silvers Rayleigh, non-sharing (One Piece) - Actually a perfect husband idk. Uhh Rayleigh when he runs with Roger is the one I’m fixated on and absolutely adoing of. Anyway he’s gorgeous and I think we should hold hands and watch documentaries… I've had him... for not long. But this doesn't make him any less important!

Troy Calypso, sharing?? (Borderlands 3) - He is NUTS and terrible and horrible and I NEED HIM- I cannot defend this fixation. I have an AU written for him, and that is where he is my f/o!! I adore him thoroughly.

Caesar Zeppeli and Joseph Joestar, sharing (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) - They belong together. Who am I to separate them? Polycule go???- Oh well! I might talk more about Caesar bc I feel like he needs more love, but I adore them together and want us all to hold hands. Ugh. They're everything.

Caesar came first, back in 2020, but Joseph slowly won me over through 2021-2022. And here we are. I adore them both so, and I think that I should be able to love them so so much 💞 pretend Joseph doesn't have canon events that are important to some things... I need him with Caesar and I- In my mind, they're in a vacuum and that's it. Susie Q loves us all and her and I go to the spa together btw ☝️

Esidisi, sharing (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)!! - He was debated since the last time I fixated on JJBA (2022 summer or so??), but only recently did I really take him in. I'm always down to yap about him, but he probably isn't as prominent in my brain as others.

Corazon, sharing (One Piece) - I haven't mentioned him tons but he belongs on here too tbh. Sending him so many kisses!!!

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RWBY X Video Games Pt 2.5

Ruby: Hey I bet you can't figure out what characters we played as in Borderlands.

Jaune: Hm. Ren? Nora?

Nora: Yeah I think so.

Ren: Me too.

Yang: Alright guess.

Jaune: Weiss was a Siren two times, so she was Lilith and Maya.

Weiss: How?

Jaune: Your semblance is similar to their move set. Obviously, plus I bet you enjoyed the look.

Weiss: shut up.

Nora: Yang, no doubt was Brick. He was a desecrator.

Yang: So true.

Ren: Blake had to Mordecai.

Jaune is leaving Ruby to Roland because she is a little more tech-wise than you. But mainly because she likes guns.

Ruby: Okay what about the sequel? I mean Weiss is already figured out.

Weiss: Shut it.

Ruby: But what about us?

Jaune: Hm. Hey.

Messenger: What?

Jaune: Did you give them DLCs?

Messenger: Yeah.

Jaune: Okay thanks.

Nora: Hm.

Yang: What's the matter? You guys are stumped?

Ren: I mean a little, we know Blake was Zero.

Blake: Damn that quick?

Jaune: Yeah that quick, come on. However you and Ruby we are torn against.

Ruby: Pfft how come?

Jaune: Were you two fighting over one character?

Yang: … Um.

Ruby: I-I-I mean-

Nora: It was over Salvador the Gunzerker wasn't it?

Yang: … mmm

Ruby: mmmm

Jaune: it was. It was. Give me five.

Nora: Damn right. *High five Jaune*

Jaune: I haven't forgiven you though.

Nora: Can we please talk?

Ren: Um can we get back on topic?

Jaune: Since when are we on topic? Anyway, it's clear why either of you wanted him. Mainly, why Yang wanted him.

Ren: I mean their personalities match so-

Jaune: No Ren, it's clear as day.

Ren: I mean- Oh. Oh. I see.

Yang: *blushes covering her breast*

Jaune: I don't understand why you are showing boating those balloons every day.

Nora: He's right, girl, there is no shame.

Blake: I don't get it.

Jaune: There were two options for both Ruby and Yang. Ruby could played as Gaige but she loves guns more than giant robots so she wanted Gunzker. Yang however didn't want the other character, Krieg because he was half naked.

Blake: So that's why two were arguing that time? Why didn't either of you choose Axton?

Jaune: Roland’s clone? Really?

Blake: Fine.

Nora: So Ruby understood why Yang wanted Salvador so she played as Gaige.

Blake: Alright, but you three won't figure this out. Pre-sequel.

Jaune: Ah shoot.

Ren: mm. Mm

Nora: Damn. That is hard.

Ren: No Handsome Jack Clone right?

Blake: Ew.

Weiss: I hate you for saying that.

Yang: I'm too sexy to be that arrogant.

Ruby: I mean the weapons are cool but no.

Yang: I mean I could have been-

Jaune: Hell no, don't say that. You ain't no Athena.

Yang: gasp how dare you sir? I’ll have you know-

Jaune: Athena has a shield and a sword. She is more about defense than offense. Plus you never used a sword.

Yang: How does that matter?

Jaune: Anyways I believe Ruby was Claptrap.

Ruby: What? how did you -

Jaune: Claptrap has access to all the previous Borderland character's moveset. I know you would be happy to use them.

Weiss: Guess you've become basic Ruby.

Nora: Lady Hammerlock.

Weiss:*stares at Nora in anger*

Nora: *cockly smiles* It suits you, considering your previous statues, Ice Queen.

Ren: Blake was Nisha. Her skill is very useful and she has a whip.

Blake: *blushes*

Jaune: Which leaves with Wilhelm the Enforcer. Mainly because you both lost an arm.

Yang: Okay. True.

Weiss: Well you won't guess who we-

Jaune: Borderlands 3. Weiss the Beastmaster. Blake the Operative. Yang the Siren. And Ruby the Gunner.

RWBY: ………………

Ruby: Man. No fair.

Nora: Come on, it wasn't that hard. Blake's semblance is basically Zane’s hologram. Amara power is Yang semblance except stronger and more versatile. FL4K just fights with his pets like Weiss with her summons except he does a better job.

Weiss: What was that?

Nora: And Moze has a giant robot with guns. Ruby would never miss a chance like that.

Ruby: Damn right!

Jaune: So are we done?

Yang: Yeah we’re done. But I have a question. How does it feel to be maiden-less in the Elden Ring and real life?

RWB: Oh.

Emerald: Shit!

Oscar: DAMN! You get no bitches!

Jaune: I mean, in the Elden Ring, I’ve seen a lot of crazy women. One was hell-bent on destroying a tree. A blue-doll woman who basically wants me to devote myself to her. A dragon woman. A flower woman who I’m surprised can live for so long. A woman who believes in a snake, so much so she was willing to eat off his corpse. And a knight who was dying and was beating me like no tomorrow. Took me three times to beat that woman and it wasn’t on her second phase. So yeah, being maiden less was more of a blessing than having one of either them.

Yang: Oh.

Jaune: As for real life. I mean I had women look at me funny back at Mantle, I had Pyrrha back at Vale. Glyanda believed in me so she might count. Then you got Weiss who complimented me. And it seems I was on your girl's mind before you even entered the picture. Regardless, I don’t care, but at least I don’t settle for less.

Yang: Um..

Jaune: And I love my mom. Too bad you will never know that feeling cause you never had one

Yang: Jau-

Jaune: I mean I’m not too judgemental but come on, at least I’m not a hypocrite, an irresponsible brat whose only accomplishment was getting a lamp. Oh, wait, that’s gone too.

Ruby:: Jaune.

Jaune: How does feel bitch? To be motherless, having to show nothing for all life's struggles but a girl who once fantasized about another man.

Yang: *cries*

Ruby: Really, Jaune?

Jaune: I mean I may have messed up a few times. But I was right on the majority of things and I produce great results.

[honeyydrunk]

niragi suguru a-z don't judge me for this sakurada dori was hawt as hell in that role

a: aftercare oh be SO real rn. 🧍

b: body bro has 3 good qualities and his body is one of them. but aside from everything let's talk about the main attraction, that damn mf absolutely ridiculously crazy tongue piercing of his. man i wanted to JUMP through the screen for that. it had me blushing and shi

c: cum hm. well he just nuts all up in your guts. consequences are not something he's thought about. but this is the borderlands what's going to happen be fr. you'll probably die before anything bad occurs from the raw nut.

d: dirty secrets  he has no secrets and everything about him is dirty.

e: experience before the borderland? nothing now? everything

f: favourite position it's a tie between you tied up and like 'at his mercy' or whatever that means, and you riding him. actually he likes anything. bros a freak. a high stamina constantly horny ahh freak.

g: goofy that all depends on if you consider him insulting you 'goofy'. it also depends on whether you considered him goofy in the show, because that's exactly how he is in bed. ngl i thought he was kinda goofy, so this one is all up to personal interpretation.

h: hair untamed and unruly bush of hair. (before the borderlands he actually did trim it)

i: intimacy  do you consider him eating you out with a tongue piercing intimate? because BE FOR REAL 🧍

j: jacking off why jack off when he can just fuck you.

k: kinks everything (sort of) licking, biting, cnc, hair pulling, just plain raw animalistic fucking going at it like crazy people. how can i explain extreme desperation and looking like you're attacking each other during sex as a kink?

l: location anywhere everywhere. though he prefers semi public sex as a way of kind of getting adrenaline and showing off. surprisingly, he wouldn't fully fuck you publicly, but totally kissing fingering cockwarming, that kind of stuff in like broad daylight. funnily enough, he doesn't actually like fully private sex anything. it feels too intimate and we can't have that.

m: motivation  everything. if he sees you, he'll try and pull you to a hallway. bros ALWAYS motivated.

n: no no no  him bottoming is an absolute no for him. he will not put himself at the liberty of another person. that or you trying anything he didn't ask you to. basically he wants to feel power, so anything that doesn't give him that feeling is a no.

o: oral oh he loves oral. you crying on his dick is like crazy hot to him. and you'll love oral too LIKE ngl i want that tongue piercing in me or whatever like my imagination is getting so crazy i can actually visualise him eating me out like lowkey can even feel it.

p: pace fast fast fast crazy fast extremely fast no breath no breaks no air constantly going at it you need ridiculous stamina for this crazy attacking sex

q: quick fucks one of his favourite games is you fucking during the games. that's a real time limit isn't it. i just thought of something HORRID ngl. imagine he makes you wait until your visa ends you're outside the game arena and bro says make me cum before the game registration ends or uh you'll die.

r: risk take a wild guess. what do you think? this is niragi suguru. be for real. what do you THINK.

s: stamina crazy high. hope you were one of those cardio pilates people before borderlanding otherwise you might be fainting on him. (actually i think bros realistically isn't high at all i just want it to be)

t: toys bro we're in the borderlands tf is there  (i consider that tongue piercing of his a toy)

u: unfair unfair boy oh god he's horrible. this is NIRAGI. brother isn't going to be sunshine and rainbows he is going to be in it for himself and him only. sorry babygirls he is going to be the most unfair person in bed you'll ever be with

v: volume surprisingly very normal in volume.

w: wild card he IS wild. what else is there? (he likes you wanting him and taking him, but this is only in VERY specific moods. otherwise he'll just kill you for being an annoying slut or whatever)

x ray: slightly above average in length, massive in width.

y: yearning  all the time.

z: zzzzzzzz he never sleeps with someone else in the room. and when he sleeps, it's holding a loaded automatic.

if he gets bored, you're annoying, or he realises he's falling for you, you're getting shot with that mf rifle of his. sorry 😔 for that guys. can't win in this society. i'm praying you live fr because now you got not only the borderlands that is a death wish (i wanna kiss him so bad when he got his face burnt off bros hotter like that. that's not a pun btw)

[sugarlywhispers]

are we ever gonna get a part 3 to your b.katsuki x reader quirkless!reader, prohero!dynamight? Just finished reading them and I'm literally in love

Hihi~ if you're talking about the serie "Fuckin' Marry Me", I don't know if you read it, but I did post a third part 🙂 LINK HERE 💙

It doesn't follow the story chronologically, but it's not that far into the future 😉

I have been quite distracted by Squid Games currently, so I haven't written anything that's not related lmao but I'm planning to write another part for this serie once I take Squid Game/Alice in Borderland out of my system into a one shot I'm writing 😊🌼✌🏻

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𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐗 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫: Follow Y/N Quinezel in the borderlands and see what she's up to with her wife Quinzel 005. | next | masterlist

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Y/N stared she met a good friend of Karube and Arisu his name was Chōta he is the shortest among the 3 of them & his hair often combed well. He has a mole on his right cheek and dark coal eyes.Y/N also met a women Shibuki she had long brown hair and wore a basic white office outfit.

Y/n was currently trying to treat Chōta properly but they both kept on shouting when every-time y/n tried to treat him "I do not believe you Y/N! where any type of doctor before this NOPE! I do not believe it at all" y/n groaned " I WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST AND I WENT TO MED SCHOOL WHAT PROOF DO YOU NEED CHŌTA"Chōta made a face scratching his chin "Pretty Suspicious hmmm Pretty SUS" Arisu nodding "Indeed pretty sus" Shibuki giggled to herself when y/n shouted back at them "I'LL LEAVE YOU TO DIE WITH THAT CRISPY BURNT THUNDER THIGHS LEG" Chōta grinned posing "Love my thunder thighs" Y/n was close to losing it and so was everybody else they all holding in their laughs. Y/N helped heal some of Chōta's leg and advised him to take some of this cream that would help with the burn and pain killers to numb the pain abit.

Y/n continued to chat with the group but sighing when she looked at the time "I have to go" she said waving her hand to the group "Oh where you going?" Y/N smiled "Back to Ivy I'll see you around" Arisu nodded the H/Cnette started to head to the exit with arisu following along to see her off.

Y/N continued to talk to arisu on her way to the mall exit she smiled at him and opened the door taking a few steps and rushed back to Arisu engulfing him in a hug "Okay goodbye hug and also here this is my address if you need any help or just need a place to stay" Y/N have a soft smile "I'll gladly help you whenever you need just reach out to me Aru" Y/n whispered to Arisu and turned back to the exit and left with arisu staring at Y/Ns retreating figure and back at the paper in his hand.

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Y/N opened the door to Her and Ivy's place and met with a large plant pull her too Ivy handing upside down "your safe" Ivy pecked y/ns face "Oh thank god your safe I thought you were dead or something bad had happened" She held Y/Ns cheeks with her pale green hands a look of worry on her face Y/N smiled "I'm fine Ivy see I'm fine the thing is are you fine?""I'm alright" y/n nodded "Also I feel the blood rushing to my brain can we have dinner please?" Ivy nodded putting Y/n down from the plant that was hanging her upside down and Y/N smiled taking Ivy's hand and dragging her to the dining room "Whats for dinner!" Y/N said plopping herself on a chair while Ivy headed towards the kitchen and walking back with two plates.

Rice and curry along with a glass of F/D Y/N smiled kissing Ivys hand and starting to eat while talking to Ivy about the photo and what things she just found out "Really so you think this the squiggly lines and circle is a map?" Y/N nodded "Yes Ivy" Ivy hummed "Sounds stupid" Y/N had a frown "But I'll believe you" Y/N smiled turning off the phone "Thanks Red" Ivy smiled "of course love" The H/Cnette kissed the red head who kissed back.

Y/N rested in Ivy's arms with a smile "When are we even do our wedding" Y/N muttered OIvy smiled "Soon love don't worry" Y/n could only nod "Okay Red" "Let's go on a date tommorrow to the park"Y/N smiled "Park?" Ivy nodded "We can be with the plants and can have a picnic date" Ivy said Y/N giggled pecking her soft lips onto Ivy's cheek "Sure I'll be fine with going on a picnic with my love of my life" Ivy stared at Y/N who closed her eyes and fell asleep.

Ivy continued to stare at Y/N tears slowly prickling her eyes as she held Y/N close Something bad was gonna happen she knew it she just didn't want it to believe something bad was gonna happen Y/N could hear Ivy's sniffles but she kept quiet.

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Timothy breakdown pwease 🙏

HI KRO HI HI I JUMP OFC ONE TIMOTHY BUD FOR U

How I feel about this character

BRO. One of my favs. The fact he was the first character I played as for Borderlands games was a great choice.

I adore this guy. He's funny, anxious, a bit of an asshole. He had to learn to play Jack but he absolutely sucks at it but I think it works since nobody knows jack well, only his image. LIKE it's hilarious we play as doppelganger and everybody knows in the game we are one instead of him. Like BRO you LITERALLY HAVE ONE SINGLE JOB AND U SUCK AT IT! and then you learn he's great with guns. And you learn that doppelganger is just there to kill. Esp since in bl2 the doppelganger there also sucked ass (I loved the guy a lot. I wish we could have met one more for comparisment).

It's interesting how he sucks so bad at his job and not only that, he presents himself. He's not into doing additional work. He gets grumpy and childish sometimes with wanting to back off or run. But in the end, he continues and keeps on going.

And God. The one soldier that asks you for mercy and you can keep him alive.

'I'm not you, Jack.'

Then, in the bl3 dlc, he had to kill doppelganger and hides away to survive. And somehow?? Still made friends???? That he abandoned cus he felt ashamed prob and just. God. I love this guy a lot. Top 3 for me Fr Fr

All the people I ship romantically with this character

(ATP i should prob change the romantic thing jshshshs)

Moxxi and Timothy are similar to how I see Sasha and Rhys. Not something that would work out but, they can grow with one another.

I also think him and Rhys could be an interesting thing. They both are asshole with some softness inside and mutual trauma. They bit lost a lot due to Jack.

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Give me some of that Loader Bot Timothy action. They would understand each other. I also think his relationship with Jack is very nuanced. Jack is his boss but Timothy from the first moment he gets to finally meet him talks back. He states his opinions clearly. And Jack respects the man's work enough not to jump to kill him. There is a lot to explore about how they influenced each other.

My unpopular opinion about this character

THIS MAN IS SEEN OFTEN AS LITTLE SOFT MEOW MEOW. And like he can be but PLEASE please guys. Play pre-sequel. Idk if the mischsracterisation is still a big issue and hope not but dear lort.

This man like most characters in the series IS AN ASSHOLE. He talks back, he kills for a living, and he can get nervous around folks but he also lies, just does his job and gets around. And I love him for it! You go girl <3 and as I asked you for the comparison - while he hides himself away and holds a lot of anger for misjust he had to suffer he still can get so shy around Moxxi. It doesn't make him weak, it doesn't make him a soft character. It's a part of him and i love it. The fact this man cuts his hand off to save the place too. He's used to making sacrifices. One way or another.

AND SECONDLY. I discussed it with @kitkat578 and I took their headcanon that Timothy, in fact wasn't marked under the mask, since you can't see the mark in the crack. I feel he was only told that happened, to resent Lilith. And that headcanon changed something in me.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Meet. With. Rhys. Please.

And don't change to Jack. Stay your own. Be free

[sarkyfancypants]

Borderlands: My honest thoughts

Warning/Disclaimer: Long rant and personal opinions from someone who knows a little too much about the games and maybe spoilers.

What can be said that hasn't been said about Borderlands? The gameplay is fine but its story has wasted potential? That the fanbase keeps getting rear-ended by the franchise's creator who can't pay his workers right and suffers a meltdown from getting feedback and critiques? That it's been taking a slow nosedive after BL3 as the characters and plots keep getting dumber, slowly losing its loyal fans?

That third statement may be a bit of an exaggeration but I have heard people feeling exasperated about how many tumbles Borderlands has taken with Tiny Tina's Wonderlands (although that's not directly a Borderlands game, much more of a spinoff) and The New Tales from The Borderlands which nearly drove me into tears from how awful it was...

I'm not counting the movie, that's it's own thing, but I'll just say it is equally as disappointing.

I'm gonna start with a phrase I heard someone say:

"Handsome Jack was the start and the end of Borderlands".

Stay with me.

Borderlands didn't have a proper plot to begin with, and it was until BL2 when things started to pick up and you can't deny Handsome Jack was part of the reason it became the talk of the town.

I'm not saying this just because Jack is my favorite character. It's something that I have heard from many different people who have talked about the franchise in general. Jack was, and still is, highly appraised as "one of the best videogame villains" so far. He set an unexpected standard for the franchise that held up throughout The Pre-Sequel and Tales from The Borderlands, up to his definite end.

When Jack died, the franchise died with him. Dramatically put.

Sure, we still had some more of him in The Handsome Jackpot but that's inconsequential I think.

This is not saying that I want them to bring Handsome Jack back.

I don't want them to bring him back.

I feel that he has served his purpose.

But a much wasted purpose. Here is where my issues begin. At the end of The Pre-Sequel we got the cutscene where the Guardian/Watcher warns the VHs of a war. A war that we yet have to see because nothing of that extremity happened in BL3. Who knows, maybe it'll come in Borderlands 4 and 3 was just the setup.

That scene seemed important, and it coming from The Pre-Sequel, an underappreciated game that talks about Jack's transformation to Handsome Jack, the revelations of his involvement in BL1 and the things that then led to the events of BL2 on forward, almost seemed to indicate something. At least in my point of view.

I don't want them to bring Handsome Jack back, but what I do want is to see a follow-up to the consequences of his actions. That warning of a war almost felt to me like the the things Handsome Jack did triggered something big. His meddling was more significant than what Atlas and Dahl did previously, and it would ultimately justify Zarpedon's urgency to bring him down as she was enlightened by Eridian knowledge and supported/guided by the Guardians.

But after BL3, it was almost as if he was simply swiped under the rug and that was it. People only mention him to say how much of a dick he was but that's all of it. No impact, no shred of importance. Just an underwhelming "he was an asshole".

Maybe I'm looking too hard into this and I don't know if anyone else sees my vision, but it is one of the many missed opportunities from BL3, just the same as my bane which has been Troy draining Tyreen to death and becoming the focus for the rest of the game. The signs were there, it was leading up to that, there was even cut dialogue that implied that! But it was ultimately scrapped and therefore wasted.

Like the cutscene after Maya's death, the scene that would redeem Ava from being an annoying brat to a more grounded person with space for character development.

The fact that Aurelia was presented in the trailer as an ally later to be revealed as a one-dimensional villain we have to kill to progress on the story. That one still pisses me off.

I'm also upset that the awesome characters we played as in BL2 were turned into bland npcs that only showed up in DLCs that serve no purpose, with Maya being the only person to actually show serious development only to become the product of a death made for shock value in an attempt to replicate Roland's death. It's so appalling.

Don't get me wrong, Borderlands 3 is a good game and it holds up because it is really fun to play, but the story has me and many others longing for something better.

Oh by the way, did you know the first Borderlands game had a whole third act scrapped out which showed more of Commodore Steele's involvement, grounding her more as a proper villain/antagonist? Yeah, I'm mad too. Shit was already bad from the start.

I will not talk about New Tales, I refuse to think of it as canon. Someone said the best way to cope about its existence is to imagine that none of it is real and it was an in-uneverse film and all the characters in it are in-uneverse actors.

The franchise seems to be in a dire spot and my hopes for the 4th game which was confirmed to be in development, it is making me nervous and I'm disillusioned.

All I have is whatever made-up content I have for myself to still enjoy this franchise that hurts so much to watch it sink like this.

[wubwubmywub]

ah jeez, let me make this it's own post

villains are villains, in the end of the day. what's the concept of a villain? a character who is opposing the heroes. we all know that. but, whats so special about writing and making a villain, is that they can have multiple reasons to be what they are and race can be one of them.

first off, fiction can and it will take from reality. there exist black people who hate their race and skin color, and that's factual. systemic and structural racism are a thing and for the foreseeable future, they will continue to be a thing. internalized racism will follow hand in hand with them, too.

what jack, and many other villains do, they're supposed to make you uncomfortable with what they're doing. no matter if they're white, black, asian, whatever. you should feel uncomfortable with their actions because that discomfort is what the characters in the story are feeling. when a villain’s motivations are rooted in trauma, systemic issues, internalized self hate, etc, it adds layers to them. they're not just a “bad guy”. they're human. it makes them believable. characters like eggman, bowser and other cartoony villains are fun, but their motivations are described by just a few words. "take over the world." "capture the princess" etc etc. it's not exactly impacting because those are just there to be the end goal for the player, they're not supposed to have any other emotional depth or motivation beyond "i'm evil". they serve their purpose, but they don't challenge anything. they don't have layers.

but when you introduce a villain who grapples something so deeply personal and systematic, like internalized racism, you create a character who reflects the real world. they have layers. they have reasoning for what they're doing. even if it's bad in our eyes (obviously) they truly believe that what they're doing is right. that's why i truly think that a self hating brown/mixed jack works is because he is a character that centers around himself around his identity, hell he named himself 'handsome' jack for a reason. he's a insecure egotistical asshole.

poc of color can be villians and they can do wrong. they can inflict trauma on others. they can lash out on others. they can hate themselves. for a poc villain to be a villain, they don't also need to puff out their chest and say "i'm a poc" on screen, while looking at the camera because that's just not necessary. you think white villains should just be like "ahaha yeah i'm oppressing you because i'm white" like? no one needs to perform their identity for a crowd be part of a community, make them a good person or bad. no black person is obligated to hit their chest and go "i'm black". no asian person is obligated to hit their chest and go "i'm asian". no native is obligated to hit their chest and go "i'm a native". if they do? hell yeah, more power to them, but they're not obligated to.

it's crazy to me we're still in this closed thinking that characters of color must always be “good representations”. fiction serves as a space to explore and talk about the uncomfortable. straight up pretending that characters of color can't feel the full range of human emotions is just offensive. letting people of color be allowed be complex, flawed, hell, even monstrous, shows that they ARE people. poc should be allowed to be everything. heroes, villains, anti heroes. they don't need to be perfect angels to be worthy of representation. hell, look at Aurelia! i love her, i finished presequel with her once, and she's a huge bitch! do you see what she did in borderlands 3? is she any less of a black woman because of that?

handsome jack is no less than a human. handsome jack can feel internalized racism. handsome jack, even as a poc, can be an oppressor.

saying that a poc can't be a villain because it makes you uncomfortable, just means that you don't know anything about good story writing and world building.

[sharkface]

thoughts on gayperion

Rules but I think Vaughn generally deserves better than that guy. I will say I obsessively datamined this game a while back so I know for a fact that Vaughn used to not only be romanceable but also there was a version of the game where Rhys and Vaughn were a couple from the START of the game. And if you were mean to him he could dump you in the desert and also maybe try to kill you? Unclear but he says he could and I believe him. So there's a tooon to say about them this way that is NOT entirely speculative. This is getting long sorry I like this video game a lot and I love Vaughn specifically

They are objectively kind of in love with each other but their whole dynamic is colored by their very corporate friend hierarchy deal, like, Rhys does not treat Vaughn very well at the best of times in the sense that he just sort of does not respect him as an equal. Even if you make all of the nice choices this is the case, outside of your control Rhys is constantly "I- I mean we"-ing people who he very much could not have accomplished anything without. So like, it's a Rhys Attitude Problem first and foremost while Vaughn always immediately picks whatever solution is good for Rhys. This is why scenes where you can prioritize Vaughn are meaningful, for Vaughn the whole thing is more of a personal development quest of coming out of his shell and valuing himself as a person and not just a member of Team Rhys.

Your big Vaughn Choices are mostly whether or not Rhys looks out for him and protects him, obviously many of these choices are easy to see through a romantic lens BUT I think people are very eager to ignore the fact that EVERY choice still implies something Rhys thinks or feels which means your opportunities to be mean to Vaughn are still like. Relevant to this whole dynamic. Early on you can rib him for being nervous and he will say "When you say things like that I forget that you're just pretending to be the type of person who would say things like that" which Rhys brushes off in a way that implies that no, he just says things like that. Rhys DOES kind of think Vaughn is a weird loser, and Vaughn is convinced he must not actually feel that way because if he does that kind of confirms all of his worst insecurities which (at this point in his life) he relies on Rhys to resolve.

Their dynamic in the game shifts in that Rhys grows a genuine respect for Vaughn and Vaughn becomes more self confident when he starts proving to himself that he can do cool shit without Rhys, as a character arc this really rules and I love that gay shortstack

SO. I think like. It's messy but it is very appealing. Again they were at one point meant to be together from the start and I think a lot of that leaks into their existing dynamic in the game. 0 chance in hell it could work out until the game is over like I can see why Vaughn could dump his ass in some of the drafts but it's cute. I don't want to talk about borderlands 3

[dfmm]

Scryer's Crypt was amazing until the moment it ended and it pisses me off

I'm usually playing Borderlands 3 with voices muted because I want to generally shoot everyone in this game in the face

And the whole Mysteriouslier questline was no less insufferable than the rest of them because the true crime podcast theme was so annoying and, oh yeah, fucking claptrap was there. remember, deliberately annoying is still annoying, but it obviously built up to something interesting

and Scryer's Crypt was like. genuinely good. so good that I dialled up the voice volume again. the mood, the horror atmosphere, the enemies, the boss fight (oh my god I love that boss fight) and Ava is with us the whole time and actually keeps her mouth shut for most of it except the few scenes that have her show actual emotions and an interest in the plot, and she's involved and she's a character for five fucking minutes and there's a bit in the middle where she's like "wow that sucked" in her typical voice and I was already like "you're on thin fucking ice don't you dare ruin this quest for me" and to be fair she didn't until the very end

because we had a resolution to the mystery that not only had massive ramifications on the plot of the questline but the plot of the entire game and, if these writers were in any way competent, the plot of BL4

and not only did she immediately forget everything that happened except the bit pertaining to her specifically, she also completely ruined the mood by talking about her fucking podcast again

even when it doesn't suck for a single second this game's writing has to immediately ruin it again

it's a good thing that everything other than the writing is genuinely really good in this game

[nikathesiren]

Not-Jojo content for a hot minute! Let's talk about the Borderlands movie...

First things first, I don't know if you know this, but my nickname comes from Borderlands. Although now I only talk and draw about Jojo's, I'm still a big fan of the Borderlands games.

When I played the first game, I loved the concept about sirens, and it was back then when I started using my actual nickname (circa 2010). Then, when Borderlands 2 came out, I was obsessed with Handsome Jack. And when I say obsessed, I mean OBSESSED with huge and bold capital letters. I consider Borderlands 2 the best Borderlands game of them all, and The Pre-Sequel is a close one just because of my full Jack obsession, lol.

Keep reading for my opinion about the trailer...

I don't remember when they announced that they were making a Borderlands movie, maybe 2017-ish??? I was extremely excited, thinking that they would adapt the story of the games (back then, I think Borderlands 3 wasn't even announced, but they could have started as a trilogy...). I even fantasized about the idea of Dameon Clarke, Handsome Jack's VA in English, being Jack in the movie as well. But that dream was long gone when I read that the film would not exactly follow up the story we all know. And the wait to see something about this movie was LONG.

I finally watched the trailer when they released it, and even it's not the story I was hoping to see... I kinda like it. I didn't feel the hype I expected being a huge Borderlands fan, but I think I can still enjoy it. Some stuff from the movie feels off (like Roland's personality... he doesn't feel like Roland at all... and where are Lilith siren tattoos!?!?!?), but other stuff feels total in the style of Borderlands (people bullying Claptrap in some way is a must). The movie has its flaws, but people on Reddit keep bitching about Lilith and Tannis being too old, Roland being too short... ugh, I don't fucking care about the cast not being aesthetically perfect (but I admit that I would have liked them to). If the actors and actresses do a good job interpreting their characters and the story fits the Borderlands' universe with good humor and action, I'll consider myself lucky.

That was my impression of the trailer in English, but I'm from Spain, so the next day I watched the trailer again, but dubbed in Spanish, and... it felt way funnier! At least Tina's phrases sounded funnier for me (instead of saying "it's in my mouth!" she says "I swallowed it" lmao), and some voices suit the characters better than the original ones. Usually, it's the other way around, lol!

I think the localization will improve the movie for me, and that gives me some hope to enjoy the movie besides all the bitching on Reddit. Seriously, guys, stop complaining about people's bodies... there are other things to be criticized...

To try to introduce myself into the mood, maybe I'll do a redraw of an old Borderlands fanart... it'll be coming soon!

[thumpypuppy]

what sort of other game soundtracks or composers (especially indies but either way) have inspired your work?

Oh gosh, this is such an amazing question!!!

Personally I (Lindar) have so so so many inspirations because I'm a music lover, I'm 37, and I've been playing video games as far back as I can remember.

So first and foremost I have to give a shout-out to Lena Raine because back in like… 2016(?) I was trying to take my studio to a more professional level and invest in some stuff beyond what just comes with any given DAW, so I reached out to her and she was kind enough to answer my dozens of questions and talk shop with me. She is ultimately why Studio Thumpy Puppy has its current sound. I don't know her personally, but she was an absolute sweetie to me, extremely helpful, and y'all know she writes banger after banger track.

Gotta mention Ben Prunty, who is an absolute legend in indie soundtracks.

Met Disasterpeace at Day of the Devs 2016 along with a bunch of other legends in the scene and what an encouraging sweetheart!

Of course I'm a huge fan of Sadie Greyduck who is one of my composers! Go check out her Bandcamp or look for her on streaming services!

Love me some Darren Korb. Honestly like every Supergiant game has been a banger, but it wouldn't be the same without those soundtracks.

On that note you can't go wrong with Danny Baranowsky. Love me some Necrodancer!

Also y'all gotta check out M Gewehr (MWGewehr on birdsite).

Also gotta mention 2Mello who does amazing work and makes some of the funkiest beats.

Of course if we're talking about 2Mello we gotta mention Hideki Naganuma! UNDERSTAND! UNDERSTAND! THE CONCEPT. OF LOVE!

Oh gosh and then Winifred Phillips does amazing work.

While we're here I know she's not a game composer but go listen to Wendy Carlos!

Then there's like… all of the various people across games like Doom, Quake, Borderlands, etc. Sasha Dikiciyan, Jesper Kyd, Mick Gordon…

Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy), Kiochi Sugiyama (Dragon Quest), Yoko Shimomura (Street Fighter), Takashi Tateishi (MegaMan II), Hip Tanaka (Metroid, Earthbound), Koji Kondo and Toru Minegishi (Legend of Zelda), Daisuke Amaya (Cave Story), Eirik Suhrke (Downwell), Daisuke Ishiwatari (Guilty Gear), the sound team on Sonic Adventure 2, Masato Nakamura (Sonic 2), Brad Buxer et al (Sonic 3&K)…

So let's also take into account that a lot of the game soundtracks that have inspired me over the years are influenced by things that aren't game soundtracks, because those are a relatively recent invention, so we have to talk about how Plantasia by Mort Garson is a direct inspiration for Ocarina of Time and "Dancing Mad" from FF6 is literally just Tarkus from Emerson, Lake & Palmer. A *lot* of early game composers were just prog nerds who listened to like… ELP, King Crimson, Rush, Yes, Magma, Van Der Graaf Generator, Camel, Caravan, Gentle Giant, Soft Machine, Gong… and then also a lot of more popular 80s rock that I'm not gonna list out…

The history of music is absolutely wild and there's so much inspiration out there it's absolutely baffling. Go listen to stuff you've never heard before, analyze it, understand what the appeal and aesthetic is, listen to the last 100 years of the pop charts and then learn where that music came from and who their influences were… go listen to motown! Listen to bebop and jazz and future funk and central Asian folk music and like… get out there and expand your horizons, because like… there's SO MUCH good music out there.

[possum-creacher]

Quotes from my father

"Skagging it up" - while playing borderlands

"Cause its wednesday-"(<-Me) "my dudes, Aaaaa"

"I'm a whore for reeses" -while looking at the snack isle in walmart

"It's the aurora borealis!"(<-Me) "On your laptop, at this time of day?" - while I was showing him the most recent thing I drew

"If I'm not drippin I'm slippin" - talking about salsa

"Outside the box and inside the jar, that's how you gotta be thinkin" - ????(I don't remember the rest of this convo)

"You think I'm a booty lover for smoothies? Cause I am." - We were driving past a Bahama bucks

"so you like lindor......the balls?"(<-Me) "Don't say that it makes it sound gay" - ????

"The corndogs are pretty big"(<-Me) "*proceeds to eat the corndog in four bites as soon as we get home*" - we got Korean corndogs from the mall

"👉👈" "You are not a little guy you are a 40 y/o man with no joy or whimsy"(<-Me) "Ok....🖕" -convo over text

"I'm gay as hell when I eat donuts" -i think we had just got some Dunkin?

"What we gonna eat tonight?" "more razzoos"(<-Me) "Lol Ok" "wait rly"(<-Me) -convo over discord

"is she ready to be picked up?- or they?" -him referring to the benefactor

"who's jeremy Renner" - ???

"what are you gonna do, walk around the mall ✨homosexually✨?" - me and the benefactor were going to the mall

"I thought [friend] was Mexican???" -???

"thanks to my medication I function just fine." -???

Might add more, we'll see :3

[gigakoops]

Me and my wife were just playing Borderlands 3, and ran into that Borderlands Science arcade machine in-game. We weren't sure if the science behind it was really worth investigating, and decided to dig into it, and this small little detail on Borderland's website stood out as a major "yikes" point.

They're essentially implying that gut microbes can be responsible for autism, and looking into the research itself, this is reading a lot like some Autism Speaks-ass talking points. I personally don't even know if the science is reliable (it's still in an early stage after all), but even the thought of this sort of research leading to the kind of shit Autism Speaks talks about (screening for autism in infants, etc.) makes me upset to an extreme degree.

So yeah, fuck Borderlands 3, uninstalled that shit immediately after finding this out.