#we don't see a single person who even looks average aka doesn't have visible abs!
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Halsin with a tummy. Halsin with a belly. Halsin with a hairy soft belly. Halsin with a bit of pubic fat. Not ripped Halsin.
(The man is literally a bear that hibernates during winter and has had problems with overeating and over-indulging (and those things rarely go away on its own, so I'm sure it's still in his mentality.) Larian, give him a bigger belly. Give him a BIG belly even. Larian, get rid of those damn abs. They're like a jumpscare to me every time I see them. He's way too ripped. So is Gale. So is Astarion (though there I can HC why he's like that—Cazador forced him to look conventionally attractive to lure more prey. He also wanted a prettier doll to have fun with himself.)
#halsin#bg3#every time I see his muscles I'm ???#dude I'm sure he's good at chopping threes if needed#larian you know NOTHING#I need more body types in the game for sure#where are all non ironically fat characters#why are they always either skinny or ripped#we don't see a single person who even looks average aka doesn't have visible abs!#astarion#gale#baldur's gate 3
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