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gummy-axolotl · 4 months ago

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Silly Game Time: Mothman and the Jersey Devil are about to fight (because JD called Bigfoot a bitch, and--in case you weren't aware--Bigfoot is MM's boyfriend ... they've actually gotten pretty serious, it's kinda sweet). AND YOU'VE GOT $5 TO BET ON WHO'LL WIN! SO PLACE YOUR WAGER!

I feel like in physical strength the Jersey devil would win. They're about the same size, but the jersey devil has claws, wings, fangs, etc.

But mothman has the supernatural elements of causing disasters and disappearing before being seen and stuff. PLUS he's defending someone so he has the power of love.

I'm gonna go ahead and place my bet on Mothman!

#how DARE JD call Bigfoot a bitch #we do NOT insult the Sasquatch in this household #gummyanswers #also i got confused and was thinking of mothra at first #like the Godzilla guy #and that almost messed me up so bad i was like “well mothra is like. a bajillion feet tall”#sjgsagkfkfhs

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