#we cant even assasinate our president

[mrshargreeves]

Imagine trying to stand up to damon albarn cause he called Americans 'septic tanks' and he's just sitting there like this

[idontevenknowifimahumanornot]

Unused bandaid [chapter 1]

I have this idea in mind where our pov is on the past, like back when mori wasnt the mafia boss. I wanted to self insert my oc as dazai parents.

So bassicly if mori and dazai parent met before mori met dazai,and the parent is a known powerfull ability user in a organization that once lead port mafia and other powerfull organization. i dont know how explain stuff but yeah thats bassicly it xd

Unused Bandaid

Chapter 1 "fuck up organization"

Gunshots, blood, screams and weep. It was really a brutal sceen.

The agency is at a panic, why? There was a report of a group attacking innocent people using a blood manupilation ability.

Kyouka perks up at this, she was bassicly shaking hearing this report. That got almost everyone in this agency worried about her reaction on said report.

It even made the president force ranpo to use his deduction 'ability' to give an answer on why shes acting like this.

"Her parent was killed by a blood manipulation ability" this shock everyone, everyone assume that kyouka parent died in a natural circumstances. So hearing this, dazai created a theory.

"It isnt normal for someone to be passificly killed by a group that contain a ability user, is kyouka parent a important figure in the underground?" Dazai ask.

"Theyre not known, but one of a famous choice of assasins in certant reigen" ranpo answer chewing with his snack.

Everyone almost tense up at this information, never guess kyouka parent is a assasins.

"Maybe we can get information from kyouka?" Atsushi suggest, tone a little hesitated

"Hm...but only if shes willing to talk ahout it" dazai gaze landed on kyouka, already recover from the shock.

"..im okay talking about it if it give us lead on the attacks..but i dont rlly remember it very well..since its when i was young..." she say softly,

"But...but ane-san might know...." continued kyouka, "ane-san?" Yosano ask.

"Its one of port mafia executer" ranpo chirp

"Why her?" Atsushi questioned.

"Because, atsushi-kun. kyouka works under her when she is in the port mafia" dazai answer, he gaze at the president with a knowing gaze

"So..we need to team up with port mafia again?" Kenji ask

"I guess so!~ oh i cant wait to see chuuya once more!" He say with a flattering smile

"Hm.. meeting ends, tommorow ill tell if ougai mori-dono say yes or no" fukuzawa say, dismissing the meeting.

All the member nod and exit the meeting room

13 year in the past

It was quite. If you ignore the screams of the fights outside.

It wasnt unpleasent for mori, it was normal actually.

Well what do you expect when your a underground famous doctor whom many organization wish to requite

The door was slam open, mori looks up unbother by the person barging in.

Stand, bleeding was a person with long dark brown hair with a blonde bangs.

Theyre clothe was a dark blue coat hanging on theyre shoulder, a simple white button up shirts with the sleeve roles up.

A tie was hanging on theyre neck, horribly tie up. Theyre black pant visibly stain with blood.

Theyre hand and neck was covered with bandaid, many looks like it was rip and a gust of wind can make them fell from the person skins.

A bandaid on theyre nose and a cracked glasses with bandaid to support.

'A bandaid waster' mori thinks as he put down his book

"What can i help for you?" The person took an angry steps yet mori still doesnt show any reaction of fear.

The figure stop abrubtly infront of mori, his face is emotionless and theyre brown eyes dangerously analyze mori closely.

They raise theyre legs, showing theyre inner thights, skin was rip and blood still gushing out of it.

There were a visible one bandaid despretly holding the two cuts togheter to hold the river of reds, yet sadly doesnt make a diffrent.

"The bandaid doesnt work" the figure mumble.

Mori cant hold it and laugh at the person

"Your a intresting indeed!" The figure stood there, now face looks dumbfound.

They continue to raise theyre legs and stare at the laughibg mori.

They began to pout, bother by his laughing figure.

The sway of theyre pony tail gave away theyre move, mori quckly swerve and avoid the kick that was falling.

"No violance in my office" mori say, his face completly change. His tone was cold

The person doesnt look guilty the little pout already gone by the second,they continue to stare and mori, who now grinning.

The person cant help as the corner of his mouth lifted,coldy grinning with mori.

"Tsushima yuuko" they tell theyre name, mori grin become wider.

"Ougai mori at your service"