#we are the secret club…….. you are my girls…… ☺️

[kikmessenger]

i love when i refresh the dash and the most recent post was 6 minutes ago makes me feel like this is such an indie platform… this is the secret website

[wcters]

𝗦𝗟𝗜𝗣 𝗨𝗣

pairing: lando norris x fem!driver!reader

summary: you and lando have been dating for awhile, and although there’s been some speculation, it’s never been confirmed until there’s a slip up from your boyfriend

request: lando and driver!reader are secretly dating but fans have speculations because of many interactions on and off the grid. then they finally get caught during one of lando’s streams with max

warnings: swearing, pda, established relationships, mental health jokes | faceclaim is courtney crone

f1

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f1 lando norris takes his first win at the miami grand prix with y/n y/l/n getting second and max verstappen taking third! 🤩

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user1 who’s crying?? i’m not crying

user2 LETS GO LANDO!!!!!!!!

yourusername never forgetting this one ❤️

↳ user3 babe what does this mean??

↳ user4 chill. it’s probably because she got second

user5 amazing podium 😭😭

user6 his hard work payed off

↳ user6 Y/N LIKED

yourusername

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yourusername great weekend for the team and me !!!! congratulations to lando on his first win and max for third! to the next one 🤘

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haasf1team that’s our girl 🥳🥳

user1 she’s too cute ☺️

user2 congratulations on p2!!

landonorris my eyes are so sore right now, i’m having a hard time typing this

↳ yourusername consequences of winning 🤷‍♀️ maybe let me by next time

↳ landonorris i’ll keep this thanks

user3 he clocked her with that one 💀

user4 now they’re flirting over instagram comments

↳ user5 they down bad ‼️

f1gossip

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f1gossip lando norris and y/n y/l/n seen dancing and cuddled together by multiple sources in a club in miami during the miami grand prix after party 👀

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user1 they are together. they have to be

user2 i’m not surprised

user3 THE WAY THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS 😭😭😭

user4 there’s a wall of evidence against them at this point ‼️

user5 they’re too cute 🥺🥺

user6 they both look so hot 🔥🔥

yourusername

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yourusername made some friends on the plane ✈️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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user1 she’s going to see lando

user2 do you not get tired of travelling??

user3 this is a bonding moment only girls get 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

↳ yourusername oh for sure. shes now invited to my future wedding 😌

user4 she’s going to monaco FOR SURE

user5 how’d you even get into that position 💀

↳ yourusername i don’t mess up when it comes to getting comfortable 🤨🤨

↳ user6 and who are you sleeping on??!

↳ yourusername my new friend. shout out liz‼️

landonorris

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landonorris excited for the time off ☀️

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user1 excited for the time or excited for who you’re spending it with?

user2 he only smiles that big when the topic has something to do with y/n 🤨🤨

user3 whoever sent that text (y/n, we know it’s you) is so real for that

user4 they think they’re being secretive but they’re not 😭

user5 notice how y/n’s always the first to like 🧐

↳ user6 she’s refreshing his instagram every second

user7 i know that text is from y/n she’s that dramatic

f1gossip

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f1gossip y/n y/l/n seen in a store near lando norris’ apartment building in monaco yesterday. could she be visiting him?

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user1 she’s totally visiting him

user2 why do her fits always eat 😭😭😭

user3 she could just be visiting friends there. lots of the grid live there 🤷‍♀️

user4 praying they’re together 🙏🙏

user5 she’s so pretty and photogenic ❤️

yoursuername posted to their story! lando norris posted to their story!

f1gossip

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f1gossip lando norris accidentally revealed his relationship with y/n y/l/n earlier today during one of his streams where he thought he was muted. he later found out by max fewtrell and quickly ended the stream

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user1 are we really surprised?

user2 of course lando did that 💀💀

user3 how has this man not leaked his address by the amount of times he thought he was muted when he wasn’t

↳ user4 how does this man have a whole twitch platform yet act like he doesn’t know how to use it

user5 we were right ‼️

user6 y/n probably knew this was going to happen by how many times it’s happened before

yourusername

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yourusername how did i know this was going to happen 🤨

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maxfewtrell warned you

↳ yourusername you did 😔

user1 they’re too cute

landonorris oops 😬

↳ yourusername 🙄🙄🙄

user2 she’s already done with his bullshit

riabish babies 🥺🥺

↳ yourusername we need to have a girls night soon with @pietra.pilao !!!!!

↳ riabish yes!!

↳ pietra.pilao text the gp asap 💗

landonorris

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landonorris guess it caught up to me

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yourusername 🙄😌😚

user1 this is so lando of him

user2 cuties

maxfewtrell about time mate

user3 we’re not surprised at all

riabish too cute ❤️

↳ yourusername love you ri 😚

[wosoragebaiter69]

sometimes it’s hard

leila ouahabi x fem!reader

request: here & here

A/N: leila is one of my fav players, like i don’t support city but i’ll always support bae ☺️(also i made reader english.. i don’t like england but for the sake of this story)

TW: swearing, women’s footballs worst injury (too painful to say after Sammy K)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I lined up in the tunnel, ready to play against Manchester City. The game means nothing but it was a friendly set up between 2 different clubs. To learn more playing styles what not. This meant though, that I’m playing against my secret girlfriend. Who also happens to be lining up with some of my England teammates. I share a quick glance with her before walking out.

After all offical motions are done, the on-field players get in position ready for kick-off. I can’t help but feel something off, in the pit of my stomach, but ignore it attempting to move on with the game that’s just started.

With Leila and I both being defenders, we both don’t usually cross paths often, so that’s good. The game is going pretty smoothly for Barça, 3 goals in the first 45, Leila has stopped quite a fair amount of our attacks on goal. Which is not surprising considering she knows the playing style having been on this team and playing with the Spanish players.

It’s in the 63rd minute, I’m attempting to stop my national teammate Lauren Hemp from scoring when I feel a rip through my knee. It immediately crumples underneath me and I groan, trying to hold back tears.

I make out Lauren kicking the ball away nearing my side immediately.

“Hey, what’s wrong? What happened?” I can hear the worry in her tone.

“Hempo… I think it’s my ACL, please. I can’t continue.” I open my eyes and more people crowd around me. Chloe and Alex are also here, along with Alexia and Lucy.

“Hey, the medics are coming to assess you. Then they’ll take you off yeah?” Lucy speaks. I nod, I only want one person and she isn’t here.

“Can someone get Leila? Please.” All the girls look confused at the request but call her over nonetheless.

She comes rushing immediately, and I watch as she gets on her knees next to me. She arrives just before the medics and lifts my head up against her lap.

“It’ll be ok amor, I’ve got you. If this injury is what you think it is, I’ll be there for you ok?” Tears well in my eyes and I cry into her shorts, missing the exchanges between the other players.

The medics look at my knee.

“Can we feel it? We do suspect it’s the ACL and we’ll need scans.” I nod and they prob around as I flinch, my breath hitching.

“Yeah. we’re going to have to get you on a stretcher and off the pitch immediately. Then straight to hospital.”

“Ok.” Is all I meekly mumble, as I’m lifted up.

“Leila?” I ask, voice cracking.

“Si?”

“After the game, will you see me?” She looks heartbroken for me.

“Of course cariño. I’ll be by your side always.”

- - - - -

I’m in the hospital, the scans have come back with my worst fear coming true. It means I know I won’t be playing for months. If it doesn’t go smoothly then I’ll end up having more problems, like Alexia. It’s hard, for anybody.

I’m kicked out of my thoughts when Leila comes in, freshly showered and in Man City gear.

“Hey.” She says softly, placing her lips gently on mine. “How bad is it?” I sigh.

“Fucking ACL, I’m out for a hefty bit now.” I don’t even have the strength to cry anymore, I’m so exhausted.

“I’m so sorry, when’s the surgery?”

“Tomorrow, they’re keeping me here overnight.” She nods.

“So will I.” My brain freezes.

“No Leila, you can’t. You have to get proper sleep.” I try and argue, but to no avail.

“I told you I’d be by your side did I not? So I will be. After surgery, you could always come back to Manchester with me until you need to start the rehab.”

“You’d allow me to?”

“Of course cariño, anything for my favourite girl.” I smile leaning over the hospital bed rail, placing my head against her chest.

“Te amo.”

“Te amo mucho.”

- - - - -

After the surgery, we end up telling both of our teams about the relationship, and decide not to tell the fans because from the interaction they saw on the pitch… they know anyways.

People had surprised reactions but were happy otherwise. I end up going with Leila to Manchester, and to spend a long time with her in my hometown is the best thing to come around from this injury.

[cream-and-tea]

🌙 ⭐️ for the asks please!

asks! asks! asks! (game i took these from is right here)

🌙 Crescent moon - Do any of your character have to hide a part of themselves? Why?

oh absolutely because i love writing repressed little freaks and i also think that even the most open and honest characters almost always have some aspect of themselves they want to conceal even if they’re not aware of it. that kind of thing makes for really interesting conflict. it is hard to choose just one of my characters to ramble about for this since there’s so many of them, but i think i’m going to go with fiver because he’s such an extreme case. that guy isn’t just hiding A part of himself he is hiding EVERY part of himself knowingly and willingly and lying constantly to cover it up! in another world he’d be putting a fake name on his nametag at work and making up stories to impress people at clubs into buying him drinks but we’re here and he knows world-altering secrets instead! also he’s a late game main pov (i’m talking a one-off in the first books epilogue and then NOTHING until book 3) so we mostly see him through other characters eyes throughout the series, who all operate on varying levels of is-something-going-on-here-or-am-i-just-weird-about-this-guy?? (it’s both both is good) which is where you end up getting stuff like this:

And she likes Fiver. She does. Really. Truly. Probably because he’s impossible not to like. But as the days trip past it’s equally impossible to ignore the fact that talking to him feels an awful lot like talking to a one-way mirror. Seeing yourself reflected back ever-so-slightly tilted, knowing that there has to be something there just beyond the glass, behind the smile, but being unable to see past the light of your own shiny eyes in the cherry red tint of those infamous glasses.

as for WHY he’s like this… well you see- [COMICALLY LARGE TRUCK DRIVES PAST HONKING ITS HORN AND OBSCURING ME FROM VIEW] so yeah ☺️

⭐️ Star - Do you have a favourite character? If so, why are they your favourite?

i really wish this one was harder to answer because i love all of them so much i really really do, but it’s agnes-maria white (one of the mcs from my main project) alll the way for me. i think it’s because her voice just comes so? naturally?? to me? like i could be in her head for HOURS and not be worn down like i can get writing other characters. she just has a very strong presence to me and the arc i have planned for her is falling into place very very well even though i’m technically just at the beginning of it. she’s my best friend. she’s my specialist girl in the whole wide world. she’s 17. she’s never had a friend her age who wasn’t literally actually dead. she’s got mommy issues. she’s more worried about about being a closeted lesbian than about the cult that’s trying to kill her. shes an extrovert that doesn’t know how to talk to people. she’s filled with incredible kindness. she’s weird about god. she’s got the biggest brown eyes you’ve ever seen. she’s an “i can fix him” girl. she basically got into magic school by wandering through the death woods looking like three day old roadkill. she’s filled with incredible rage. she immediately imprints on anyone who is passingly nice to her. she was born to wear novelty earrings and listen to lo-fi beats to study and relax to but she’s in the fucking torture labyrinth instead. she’s even catholic.

[hotmouthofgod]

Sims 4 packs I want so goddamn bad

Faeries!

I love the occult sims but even if we couldn't play as a faerie, it'd be cool to befriend them, visit their ((secret)) world, trade favors and incur their wrath if we piss them off. Also can you imagine the options for build/buy and CAS? ☺️🤯

Living on the Water

I went through a brief period of obsessing over the houseboat lifestyle, and I'd love to see it in the Sims! Every time my mermaids swim or sail in Sulani, I wish they could go farther out. What if sims could live on boats full time, dock at different ports, or settle down in a boating community?

Commune

We'd probably never get this one because communes are often conflated with cults and that's probably too taboo for EA's current image. BUT I still think it'd be cool to have factions of communes who hold different values, like maybe some are united by faith and others just came together through a shared love of grilled cheese. With enough influence and funds, your sim could start their own commune and choose the values, rules, etc. Kinda like the club system but bigger!

Horses (yes I did play the barbie horse game)

Listen, I was like three steps shy (and a few thousand dollars short) of becoming a horse girl as an adult and as much as I love the Cottage Living animals, there's a void in my sims loving soul that can only be filled by an equestrian themed game pack. There'd be plenty of career options and ways to bond with and train your horse, your sim could own a stable and board horses for a living, or even use a breeding option like we have in cats & dogs!

Zombies/Undead

Personally, I'd prefer a situation where there's a zombie outbreak occurring in one specific area of the map and nowhere else. The most annoying thing about the vampires pack is having those mfers show up to my sims' house when we're just trying to eat dinner, and I could see the same thing happening with a zombie pack, so localization would be ideal. I'd like it to be in line with the cartoonish nature of the franchise, with options like "introduce zombie to parents" because your sim was stupid enough to befriend the poor undead bastard and now they wanna bring it home.

Beauty Parlor/Personal Stylist

The stylist career is the one I miss most from TS3!! Making over sims was SO much fun and there could be even more specializations in TS4 like becoming a seamstress, a makeup artist, or a costume designer. I wanna make my sims fistfight their shitty customers too, since we never get to put the Karens of the world in their proper place irl 🙃

What do you want to see added to the Sims 4?

[failedintsave]

3 and/or 45 for skwickles? if you feel up to this ship ofc, no pressure ☺️

[50 Types of Kisses prompts]

3. A breathy demand: "Kiss me." -and what the other person does to respond.

(I was gonna try and incorporate both but this didn't cooperate with what I thought I was gonna write 😅)

It had to be the drugs.

They all had their vices, after all. Nathan put away alcohol like a one-man frat house, Murderface ate his emotions, Magnus defaulted to sanctimonious lectures when stressed, and Skwisgaar burned through cartons of cigarettes almost as fast as he shredded through solos. Pickles had indulged in most of the same, and more, considering himself a bit of a connoisseur of debauchery. The patron saint of a good time. Which was probably how he'd ended up in this situation.

He'd opened the pharmacy that was his stash drawer, allowing his guest to choose their party favors for the evening. It was only good manners. But he'd been a little surprised by the choice.

"Has you ever done de 'candy flippings'?" Skwisgaar had asked, pawing through the repurposed prescription bottles and crinkly cellophane wrappers with their heat sealed seams.

"Ah'course. I defy you ta come up wit' a combination I haven't tried." Pickles scratched the side of his nose, watching as the blonde made his selections. "But back up a minute. I don't normally hear someone call it thet unless…"

Skwisgaar turned to him and Pickles felt a bubble of amusement rising as he'd tried to view the man through that lense.

"Skwisgaar. Were you a club kid?!"

"Hueghheuhuegh. I may has been to a parties or two." He seated himself at the foot of the bed, dropping a baggie of LSD tabs and an orange bottle onto the quilt between them. "But noes. Datesed a girl who was inzto all dat 'dough."

"Ah, a'right dats easier fer me ta picture, nyeheh." Wasting no time, Pickles divvied up their doses, placing a tiny square with a peace sign printed on it onto the middle of his tongue. "So lahng as I know ya aren't gonna freak out on me. Last time I tried droppin' acid wit' Murderface, he ripped my door off the hinges and took aff down th'street screaming thet tha Federation was comin' fer him."

Skwisgaar accepted his tab daintily and popped it into his mouth to dissolve, then flopped onto his back to wait. Grabbing the remote from the zip-tied stack of milk crates serving as a bedside table, Pickles clicked on the tiny tv atop his dresser, surfing through static.

"Well, we gaht de news, we gaht PBS aaaand...dat might be it. Don't think we're gonna find anything too trippy on whet the antenna picks up."

"Puts on de shoppingk networks. Dey always selling somet'ing stupid, coulds be funny. Worst case, we goes outside and looks up at de sky."

That was hours ago now, and after adding molly and weed into the mix, Pickles was feeling very pleasant in exactly the way MDMA tended to make one feel. Skwisgaar was still sprawled out at the foot of the bed, his hair fanned out under his head and shining a silvery-blue in the glow of the tv set. He tried not to be, but Pickles had always been a bit jealous of that mop of blond waves, watching it whip around in front of him as the guitarist thrashed over his instrument. It wasn't frizzy like Magnus' or limp and stringy the way Nathan's hung. No, the Swede had some sort of ten-step European beauty secret for it, he had to. It was always so light and perfectly waved and it was looked so soft, it probably felt incredible, it—

Pickles realized he had reached out and was now stroking Skwisgaar's hair. But the other man had hardly reacted, merely closing his eyes and continuing his sentence, even leaning into the touch.

"And dere ams dis planet whats made entirely of diamonds. De entire t'ing, pure carbons, twice as big as de Earths."

"Dhets where dey should be sending de Padiwans ta find dere crystals. Corner de market on lightsabers."

Skwisgaar's brows cinched as he tried to process that, then smoothed again, fishing a small tube from his front pocket. He applied chapstick for maybe the tenth time since they'd started rolling and Pickles' attention was drawn from his silky locks to watch as he blotted his lips together. He'd bet those were probably soft too, pillowy and full. His heart gave a frenetic double-kick.

"So anyways, even if dey coulds land on it, it woulds—"

"Kiss me."

He'd merely breathed the words, but Skwisgaar's eyes snapped open, his head turning to face the drummer curiously. Pickles froze, spooked by his own boldness. Skwisgaar rolled onto his side first, rising onto his elbow and lounging in such a way that he gave the air of an emperor reclining on his throne rather than laying sideways across a full-size mattress riddled with broken springs.

"Yannoe. So we don't." Pickles gulped, trying to state his case. "Don't grind our teeth. Like ya do when..."

Doped up pupils swallowed all but a razor's edge of blue in his eyes, blonde head tilting slightly to the side as he watched Pickles squirm. He couldn't help the feeling that he was suddenly being looked at like a meal.

It had to be the drugs.

That was the only explanation for the way Skwisgaar changed before his eyes, moving smoothly onto his knees and forward, crowding into Pickles' space and looming over him, a white timber wolf cornering his quarry. One side of his mouth rose slowly into a smirk that was decidedly not the friendly grin he'd worn for most of the evening as they'd watched the tv hosts tout the merits of their express hot dog cookers and collectible bird figurines. Skwisgaar took hold of his chin gently between his thumb and the knuckle of his index finger, tilting Pickles' head back to look up at him. A tingle rushed across his skin, spreading from the contact like a wave hitting the shore.

"You tries dis line wif all you's bandmates, Pickle?"

It had to be the drugs.

There could be no other reason for his head to be so clouded, his brain was dumping serotonin and dopamine into his system, making him want to touch. And to be touched. Pickles tried to put on a brave front, to keep his voice steady. This had all started at his blurted request anyway, he had to hold onto at least a little swagger. He lifted his hand and placed it on the taller man's narrow waist, fingertips tingling.

"I toldja before, you'll have a hard time findin' something I haven't tried."

The signature Skwisgaar Skwigelf derisive brow climbed slowly towards his hairline and Pickles suddenly felt an almost sympathetic kinship for anyone that weaponized look had been turned on in the past. He was sure that with his head held back and his throat exposed the hammering of his heartbeat would be clearly visible, his skin stretched taut like a drumhead. A shadow fell across Skwisgaar's face as he ducked his head, breath hot against Pickles' ear. His voice dropped dangerously to the low end of his register, a chuckle rumbling in his throat like a growl.

"Dat may be true, but I bets I can does it better."

[novemberhush]

Can I ask two? :'D Oh well, blue and purple. :D

Of course you can, love!☺️

Blue

What do you do when you’re sad?

Isolate myself. Cry, sometimes. Other times I just wish I could cry. Curl up in bed or on the sofa and watch my favourite comfort shows or movies or read something I love. Listen to music that will probably only make me sadder. Hug something, like my duvet or my pillow.

What are some things you do when you can’t sleep?

Catch up on my shows, read, listen to music, trawl tumblr, write.

What was the best (non-romantic) night you had?

Two nights are springing to mind. One was a midsummer night where my best friend (well, she was at the time, we’re still friendly enough, but we’ve drifted apart and I wouldn’t call her my best friend now) and I had been out at our usual haunt (I think it was a Saturday night, but we often went there on Friday nights too, and in the summer, Tuesday and Sunday too) and when the bar/club closed we were hanging around outside as usual, the way everyone always did, just milling around, not wanting to go home yet. Usually everyone gradually dispersed, maybe going to grab food then heading home or on to a party at someone’s house if their parents were away (we were still teenagers at this point and so were most of the other people who frequented the club and most of us still lived at home), but this particular night a group of us found ourselves the last ones there. There was me, my friend, a guy we were friends with (he committed suicide a few years later and I still miss him every day), two other girls we knew and three other guys we were acquainted with who were sorta friends of friends, if you know what I mean. Anyway, we ended up staying out all night and wandering around our town and going to the all night garage and buying Jaffa Cakes (yummy biscuits/cookies!) and telling stories and watching the sun come up and it was just really nice.

The other night that comes to mind was a New Year’s Eve party at a friend’s house. We were in our early 20s at that stage and in uni and living away from home and this guy my friend was crushing on threw a party and we were invited. It remains to this day the best party I’ve ever been to. I just had so much fun and everyone was in a good mood and having a good time and there were so many people there that I liked and I talked and laughed with so many people and drank and danced, etc. And even though we were in the city and not our home town, there were so many people from home there that it felt familiar, but there were also some new people there too, but they were really nice (although maybe that was the alcohol making them seem that way, lol!) and I was comfortable with them and, yeah, long story short, 8 o'clock in the morning rolled around and I was the last person standing as everyone slowly faded off home or crashed in one of the rooms there and it was just one of the best nights I’ve ever had.😊 Wow, I was so much more sociable then.

What kind of covers do you have on your bed?

In my own place I just have a duvet. In my family home the bed I usually sleep in has an assortment of blankets.

Who is the last person you told a secret to?

I’m honestly not sure.

Purple

What’s your astrological sign?

Scorpio 🦂

What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?

Oh goodness me, I don’t know! People are always telling me not to worry so much, that everything always works out in the end, and I guess they’re right, but somehow it still doesn’t stop me worrying! There’s no switch I can trip to just magically turn it off and on unfortunately.

When’s the last time you followed your instincts?

I follow them all the time. Especially at work (I work in the gambling industry) where I have to be on my guard for customers (and colleagues!) trying to pull a fast one over on me, or for someone who could possibly start trouble or turn violent.

What’s your favourite food?

Anything with carbs, carbs and more carbs! But I’ll go with lasagna for now.

What’s your secret dream?

To win the lottery and buy myself a private island somewhere. Or become a multiple award-winning, bestselling author and pay for it that way. Oh, and if someone could round up Sebastian Stan and have him sent to my quarters, that’d be great, thanks. Matthew Daddario can come too if he really insists. 😉

Thank you so much for the ask. I hope I didn’t bore you too much with the answers. Love, Dee. 😘