#we also know that he loved kreacher beyond reason and also regardless of familial beliefs and treatment of house elves
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What if I jarjar binksify regulus black what then
#ok hear me out so#imagine regulus being stupid#like so so stupid#but also weirdly lucky#like in canon we really only know like three things about this man#we know that he was in slugclub but like he could’ve just fucked shit up good enough to make excellent potion after excellent potion#not to mention that slughorn couldn’t resist collecting the new black heir#we also know that he loved kreacher beyond reason and also regardless of familial beliefs and treatment of house elves#that is so jarjar#kreacher probably saved this poor kids life mildly once and our little idiot went well I guess I love you forever and ever#lastly we know he was a disillusioned deatheater#so imagine our little guy just sort of#goes along#with what his family expects and what his friends are doing#but he just keeps accidentally finding out shit that does not sit right#which leads him to the locket etc#and his luck runs out#UNLESS#mans survived but just got mega lost afterwards#like imagine this idiot escapes barely via botched apparition#and he’s flat out dumb plus concussed plus he has actually no idea where he ended up#so he just#makes a life wherever that little dummy ends up#presumed dead by all in his past#people who deadass knew him and knew how stupid he was have all these theories#that maybe he was secretly an evil genius and Voldemort felt threatened after he gained too much power#ring any bells?#can we please binksify him#I do truly love the current characterizations of regulus but#can you fucking imagine
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