#we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend
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being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"
they are the love of my life <3
#not sure what to tag this one with#pathetic men#yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3#i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another#peppino spaghetti#spamton#jon arbuckle#salesman!barry steakfries#is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters#i love pathetic men#ok that one works#seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed#i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''#me at barclay from star trek honestly#i forgot to tag him oops#barclay's so me i love him <3#barclay star trek#xavier from xra is pretty pathetic#he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues#the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do#we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend#it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr#pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3
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