#we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

steakout-05 · 5 months ago

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being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"

they are the love of my life <3

#not sure what to tag this one with #pathetic men #yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3 #i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another #peppino spaghetti #spamton #jon arbuckle #salesman!barry steakfries #is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters #i love pathetic men #ok that one works #seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed #i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''#me at barclay from star trek honestly #i forgot to tag him oops #barclay's so me i love him <3 #barclay star trek #xavier from xra is pretty pathetic #he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues #the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do #we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend #it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr #pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3

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