#wdym i can't marry jing yuan
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WHO'S KICKING YOU?? Imma go kick them back >:((
no one kicks my favorite writer and gets away with it
you might as well kick me again then anon <3 <3
CAUSE THAT'S MY RATIONAL SIDE FIGHTING MY DELUSIONAL SIDE HALLELUJAH 💃💃💃💃
#narus' message corner#anon#for every delusinal message i send out there's a rational whacking waiting right behind it#i'm my biggest motivator and my biggest reality checker#wdym i can't marry jing yuan#the day i see his tiny lil nendroid self on the shelf is the day i actually combust and die.#how many of ya'll actually read these tags#im so sorry im more feral under these-
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Jing yuan, probably: considering the xianzhou require detailed documentation about vidyadharas prior lives' jobs and adresses, i'm fairly certain, at least legally, you're still married.
Blade: ...TB tell dan heng he's not getting rid of me
TB: tell him yourself, you have a phone.
Blade: ...i've lent it to silver wolf
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TB: i think you can't marry boothill because you're legally still married.
Dan heng: ...i don't think the xianzhou- why do you think i'd-- wait. Wdym i'm married???
TB:
Dan heng: TB WHO AM I MARRIED TO
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Dan feng: *evil laughter* (imagine maleficent from the (original) disney sleeping beauty cartoon)
I think you know damn fucking well who you're married to--
#i'm eating gilbird#honkai star rail#hsr shitpost#hsr dan heng#hsr blade#hsr jing yuan#hsr trailblazer#renheng
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