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Waterfront Cafe Garden Grove, CA Color: chewed-bubble gum-pink, leaning toward orange on the spectrum Texture: “medium pickle chunk”, crunchy, creamy, thick –Swaddledog “Like a really light custard” DoctoraLlama Taste: mayo-y, sweet. Good for dipping fries? Yes, and their amazing onion rings Good on slathering on a burger? Yes, probably its best application since it’s so thick Good dumped on a salad? Yes, a little goes a long way Good in a shot glass? No, it has low viscosity, hard to shoot/chug Comments: “cream sauce with a surprise of dill pickle, like finding the peppermint in ice cream or the m&m in the cookie”–DL Not the baseline for comparison but a quality thousand. Score: 🥒🥒🥒 3 gherkins