#watching: hypnotizd's stream

[artsy-book]

xisuma: are you destroying my garden?

wels: this is satisfactory. there is no room for nature

[isjasz]

❄️The Dungeon is ready for its next victim❄️

[horse-head-farms]

conversation that definitely happened (hypno is actually streaming today)

[penguincountess]

Hypno just won a level 3 run on stream!

[theminecraftbee]

[image ID: my twitch recap. it shows i watched 310 hours this year, visited 243 days, and sent 350 chats. my most watched channel was tangotek, with 133 hours watched and 47 chats sent. my other top channels were joehills, hypnotizd, zombiecleo, and rtgame. my most watched games were minecraft, persona 5, and phasmophobia. /end ID]

this year's twitch recap is EXTREMELY funny to me because you can see EXACTLY the impact that decked out had on my twitch watching habits by the fact that tango is my top stream and hypno is... on there at all. also the impact of the fact i fell off of joe's nightly streams because i started occasionally going to bed on time. that also,

[notscarsafe]

Hermit stream count for February 26th, 2023, so far: Pearlescentmoon, JoeHills, Impulsesv, GoodtimeswithScar, Xisuma, Tangotek, Skizzleman, ZombieCleo, & Hypnotizd.

Guest appearances by Hermits who were not themselves streaming but did show up to hang and chat in other people's streams include: Mumbo, Etho, Bdubs, Rendog, Cubfan, Gem, and probably others that I'm missing because one PHYSICALLY cannot watch all these streams, they're all up to different shenanigans!

There are more hermit stream hours today than there are actual hours in the day. Stream weekend who??? Every day is Hermit stream day, I am LIVING

[aroaceacacia]

wolfeei posted hypothetical exclusively hermitcraft + lifesteal block wars teams and i thought "wow that's a great idea I should do that ive been invested in both of those servers".

note: the combined rosters of HC and LS are over 40, which is the block wars player limit, so a bunch of people ended up excluded. this is also not an entirely realistic list and mostly just I'd like to see. anyway

SCARLET: falsesymmetry, goodtimeswithscar, pangi, reddoons, rendog

return of renfalse in events! im remembering something red said the other day about his morale/confidence in events being very influenced by his teammates' attitudes & i think ren's inspirational speeches and scar's nonchalant attitude would be a big help with that.

ORANGE: docm77, ijevin, mapicc, poafa, roshambogames

i just think jevin would match the mapicc and roshamenergy. poafa is here bc i think poafa and mapicc in an event together would be fun. doc on thsi team because i was running out of options he wouldnt get scared off if mapicc was mean

GOLDEN: baconnwaffles0, bdoubleo100, geminitay, planetlord, princezam

i really want bdubs + zam (bc of like. twitter), and then i realized planet and bacon would be really fun here, and i think gem would ALSO have fun. so

LIME: cubfan135, ethoslab, mrcube6, rekrap2, vintagebeef

i once watched a minecraft among us stream that fundy showed up to ENTIRELY because etho would be there and he wanted to meet etho. so I propose mrcube, lifesteal's redstoner, with etho, the father of MCYT redstone. cubfan was teamed with cube during the ESPN x games event and they worked well together, so I included him as well. rek was on that team also & is friends w cube so he makes sense. beef is here to have fun and hang out w etho

TEAL: ashswag, joe hills, xisuma, yeahjaron, zombiecleo

the 3 hermits were a little HHH trio for a long time and they were a lot of fun; I think jaron would match their energy well. ash is here because i think hes interested in politics to some level and might be able to match some of that energy. they would NOT win but they would be a lto of fun

BLUE: impulsesv, mumbo jumbo, parrot, pearlescentmoon, spokeishere

spoke being 1 million and mumbo jumbo in the same call would be really funny to me idk what to tell you. 3/5 hc8 boatem + parrot and spoke is an entertaining concept

PURPLE: hypnotizd, itzsubz, vitalasy, woogiex, xbcrafted

vitalasy and subz together bc there would be no way subz would ever participate in block wars otherwise. i think these guys could gel in a call together

FUCHSIA: iskall85, leow0ok, midmysticx, spepticle, stressmonster101

i miss iskall and stress ok! i think mid and stress would get along, and spepticle would be silly and add a bit of extra fun (or confusion). i think iskall and leo would do a lot of the heavy lifting on this team but itd be enjoyable to watch

[mallowbees]

for the art requests, a hypno maybe?

Anon I don't usually post stuff I already have drawn for these like ever BUT I started a new sketchbook a few days ago and there's already so many. He's multiplying rapidly. I am holding them up please take your pick,,

(If you ask again I will gladly actually draw you another but I wanted to show you them)

[ID: Five images of drawings of Hypnotizd from Hermitcraft.

Image one: ID: A full body sketch of Hypno. He is wearing a bandana, frock coat, sweater, short chain necklace and long necklace with a pocket watch, jeans, and boots. He has scars on the left side of his face and shoulder length hair with swooped bangs. He is sitting down looking up off to the left with a neutral expression. His left arm is resting on his bent left leg, he is leaning back on his right arm with his right leg dangling. End ID

Image two: Three bust up line drawings of Hypno. The first drawing is lined in brown, he is leaning back looking behind him smiling and talking. The second drawing is lined in black, it is a small chibi doodle with his only facial feature being dots for eyes. The third drawing is lined in black he is facing forward looking to the left with a uncertain grin. End ID.

Image three: A colored bust up drawing of Hypno. He has pale skin, blonde hair, and brown eyes. His bandana and sweater are black and his coat is dark grey with gold accents. The is smiling looking to the left. End ID.

Image four: A dark pink lined drawing of Hypno from the bust up. He is smiling looking to the right with his head tilted slightly. End ID

Image five: A bust up colored marker drawing of Hypno. It is cartoony and he has no facial features but very large eyes looking to the right. End ID. ]

[ghostpajamas]

*muchrooms your hypno* *grows hypno in musty, dark corners of your home* get hypnotizd

[hotguybullseye]

Hypno is currently talking about how babies are made, so that's. a thing.

[rendiggitydog]

1960 has some of my fav aesthetics 👀

[artsy-book]

hypno and xisuma are trying and SUCCEEDED in killing cub lmao

and now xisuma is saying not to revive him and hide the body lmao i cant believe they just did that... jk yeah this is x and hypno hehe

[hermitsdescribed]

[ID: a series of Twitter screenshots of some Hermits verifying that GenerikB is not going to be returning in Season Eight of Hermitcraft, after GenerikB was making false hints or claims about returning to the server. Screenshot descriptions are below.

ID 1: a tweet by Welsknight, reading: "To whom it may concern: Generikb is NOT a member of Hermitcraft. He is not part of Season 8. He is not currently logged onto the server, and everything he has said and/or shown in relation to HCS8 is fake. That is all."

ID 2: a tweet by GenerikB, reading: "THE TIME HAS COME!!! THE OG HERMIT IS BACK ON HERMITCRAFT SEASON 8!!!" Attached is a link to his Twitch channel.

ID 3: a quote-retweet, first showing a reply by LogicalGeekBoy, reading: "Mate, I gifted some subs as a welcome back. Got me. Feel a bit of a fool now."

Welsknight retweets and adds, "I was going to just let it go and ignore it, but faking in-game chat and actually pretending to stream from the server goes too far, even though it rubbed me the wrong way from the beginning. And this is why."

ID 4: a quote tweet and reply by Jessassin on one of GenerikB's tweets, with Jessassin saying: "I have cancelled my subscription to Generikb. Honestly, the trolling and banter was fun.. but this crosses a line. I will not support the exploitation of people who are excited about HermitCraft, who have no idea that what GB is saying here is a LIE. He is NOT a member."

Jessasin's reply reads: "For context. He is pretending to be logged into the HermitCraft Season 8 server. He has fake chat. He is lying to the viewers who are watching him. Not acceptable. Generikb is NOT a member of HermitCraft, and never will be. That bridge has long since burned." Attached is a screenshot of GenerikB on stream using a fake Minecraft chat box with the Hermits usernames.

ID 5: a tweet by Hypnotizd, reading: "Imagine tricking your audience to pretend you are apart of a server that you are not. This is causing people to give bits and subs to them. Disgusting. Shameful."

ID 6: a quote-retweet by Jessassin on a previously mentioned LogicalGeekBoy tweet, with Jessassin saying: "It's the "profiting from this" which upsets me. Honestly, it was a great troll. But accepting money because people ARE being tricked is the issue here. Really disappointing." / End ID]

Reminder that GenerikB is not back for Hermitcraft Season 8

For those who either aren’t on Twitter or just not catching up on hermits’ Twitter. GenerikB is constantly tweeting about “hints” that “he’s back for Hermitcraft Season 8” (ie the 8s in his tweets). It’s a troll & shouldn’t be taken seriously. He’s not back, multiple hermits confirmed so too. The full list of HC member this season can be found on the official HC website.

But he did something that crossed the line.

[Possible discourse under the cut]

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[horse-head-farms]

so with hypno saying awhile back he was looking into changing up his skin a bit. do you think this is the season or do you think he’s staying with the badly textured coat + boob window fit?

[artsy-book]

xisuma wants to double the already doubled storage

wels tells him its fine for now

hypno tells him the sky's the limit

[artsy-book]

xisuma: give it enough time and nukes will be cheaper

😭😭xisuma what are you ON about buddy