#watching the yankees royals game doing mariners rpf in my head

[seattlemarinerz]

is this a safe place to rpf for a moment

(for the record i have a “this stays on tumblr with my mutuals and in my dreams” stance with rpf heheh don’t tap the glass etc. it’s fun to think about and giggle and kick my feet. thinking about archetypes and stories and dynamics and romance yippee)

i just think it is bonkers BONKERS that cal and logan are Like That. like on a fundamental level it’s crazy.

adversarial coworkers who get on eachother’s nerves despite having to work together for the betterment of the team (and it’s not even random positions like RF/3B or something, it is pitcher/catcher which is the most intertwined psychosexual shit you can watch on tv for free) until their relationship gets so strained that they have to sit down and have a long talk in the locker room and get their grievances out in the open (???). and slowly they start to work together and cooperate and put aside their own baseball-nerd-fueled stubbornness and find a flow. and their baseball nerd brains work together and become a duo. and they become friends, too. and roommates! (???) and they get called up during the same season to the same team and share a rookie season. like the FOUNDATION is actually crazy. that’s the premise of a romcom. and then they are like that on our tv every single game. the mound visits and the post game interviews and the commercials. logan riding shotgun in the big dumper trucking truck. like….?

and hey. sorry. the fact that uhhhhhh logan never calls his pitches and cal calls every pitch and they are Like That about it. cal sits on his knees all game staring logan down from 60.5ft away until logan throws the pitch he wants. and he will!! and when logan can’t execute, cal walks over to the mound and they talk about GOD KNOWS WHAT. probably cal is very stern but supportive bc that’s his favorite guy. and his favorite guy needs to be told what to d- *gunshot* well.🙂🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 SORRY but that’s what they are doing out there. it’s psychosexual and also very sweet :)

and sometimes they let us watch that happen on tv!!! forever grateful 🙏