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dollopole · 1 month ago

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Wow, I think we must thank you sister for the wisdom AND Youtube😭 (you can find anything on Youtube, I swear💀You could even find how to hide bodies—)

You’re right about the ‘don’t give a shit’ part. More people should have this belief, me included. I think we would be more chill😭But also, yeah, most times in public, I literally do not give a fuck, so I agree with you😭It’s a good thought.

I HATE SPIDERS😭 (except for the little one that dances with the paws in the air) So we’ll die of a panic and THEN WHO’LL WRITE AMAZING GAY FICS?! WE SHALL NOT PERISH TO THE INSECTS!

Now I’ll tell people “I’m the ‘I can lock pick’ type’, nice to meet you.”

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

#which can be use “in tanning; wool production; by launderers to clean and whiten woollen togas”#i knew of these facts BUT NOT OF THIS LAST ONE WOW #look at that and it’s only pee who would have thought #his public toilet to him so he dislike that taxe collector asshole 🚽#WOW everything can turn into a merthur fic AND I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS😭#watch us use every part of human history and replace everyone with MERTHUR #au where the whole camelot start to use “gaius your uncle” because merlin got the job of manservant without needing to rise up in the #the nepotism we love to see🤭#this shit hits hard i love this #merlin literally had one of the best position ever in a court😭yeah okay sometimes it sucked but it was still better than most positions💀#merthur #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #arthur pendragon #reblog chain

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