#wastedcaloriesandruinednights

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Jay Rayner looks like the kind of person I’d hate. He sounds like the kind of person I’d hate. He has the upbringing of people I hate. But I love this grumpy old man’s mind so much that all of these things are immediately null and void. When I die, please track him down and have him write my eulogy. Jay Rayner’s positive reviews nourish my soul, but Jay Rayner’s bad reviews are like a particularly tantalising new brand of heroin. Each of Rayner’s words is an ingredient for the perfect high. I am wilfully addicted and cannot stop coming back for more. If there is anything wrong with this book, it is that there isn’t enough of it. It’s only a starter, and I want a buffet. I’m therefore wishing a thousand horrible meals on Rayner so I can fill my greedy gob with more. 5/5 ⭐️ #books #bookstagram #ukbookstagram #jayrayner #wastedcaloriesandruinednights #foodcritic #offmenu #masterchef #nonfiction #bookrecommendations #bookreview #booklove https://www.instagram.com/p/CM2G-TmFmN6/?igshid=gxwwkg6et3h4