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amm479842356 · 1 year ago
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Timothee was never a very popular kid. He was always the kid that everyone either hated or liked. He was at the top of his class and on the chess team. Worst of all, he was made fun of for being gay. The jocks always thought it was funny to pick on him. He hated them so much. He was absolutely revolted by the thought of ever even being friends with one.
One day Timothee was sitting is in the gym locker room when the most annoying of the jocks came in, Jake. "Yo wassup bro" Jake said. Timothee had just made a B+ on his math exam and wasn't happy about it. "Go away" he said. "Oh we got a hero, now do we? We'll see how long that lasts." And with that, Jake whistled for his bros.
Timothee tried to make a run for it but one of Jake's friends grabbed him. "Where do ya think you're going, nerd?" He was forcefully sat down and the jock put leather restraints on his legs while another put them on his hands. Finally, a strap was put on his neck and with that, Timothee couldn't move.
He could hear the other jocks laughing. Jake turned the lights off and said "Night, bro." "Why would he say br-" and with that, he heard a loud hissing sound and when he looked up, he saw it. A gas pouring out from the ceiling. He started to get dizzy and right before he passed out, he felt a sharp jab in his neck.
When he woke up, he wasn't in the locker room, but in what looked like the Janitors closet. "What the fuck? Where am I? Wait, why did I say that, I know where I a- I- uhh I kno- I don't know".
Timothee went home and continued his night like normal. He got a shower the next day and while getting ready for a wedding, something weird happened. "Bro I don't know what to wear." Normally Timothee always picked out the perfect outfits, not to mention the night before. "Whatever, must have forgot." He put on his clothes and thought nothing more of it.
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The next day. Timothy was at school and he had a quiz in Alegebra. He knew everything super well. "Ima fucking ace this shit. Huh? Why di- uhh whatever, I'm ready for this shit." Except when he finished, he got a C-. "Wait what!? I always get a- wait, I got a C. That's fucking good."
When Timothy went to gym something felt weird. Normally, he would sit in there all period but for some reason he wanted to get dressed, so he did. He took all of his clothes off and before he could put anything on, "Yooo dude wassgood?" said Jake. Normally, Timothy would've been disgusted to hear his voice but for some reason, he wasn't.
"Wassup bro. Bro? Why would I say that? What's happening to me? Wh- ats up?" Timothy had completely disregarded the fact that he said bro to Jake for the first time in his life.
"Come workout with me bruh" Jake said. Timothy had never worked out in his life but that didn't stop him from going. Timothy got in the weight room and suddenly all the lights went out and there were spinning spirals all around him, followed by the same hissing noise. He feinted.
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When Timothy woke up, he was surrounded by all the jocks he once hated. "You're name is Tommy" said Jake, followed by a snap. Tommy didn't know why the fuck Jake would try to tell him something he already fucking knew.
Tommy didn't remember anything after that...
"You're iq is lower than anyone else's. You're straight as fuck bro. You love football, wrestling, and baseball, cause you play them all dude. Your dick is so long bro. You fucking hate school. We know what's best for you. You love to get sweaty as hell like real men. Your pecs are so fucking big. We're your bros. You got the tightest bubble butt ever dude. You only wear compressions clothing bro." Said all the jocks and followed by multiple snaps, that was it.
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"Yo bro, what happened?" Tommy asked. "Nothing bruh, don't worry about it." Jake said. "Wow, you really need a haircut dude." Suddenly, Tommy wanted, no, Tommy needed to get a haircut, so he did.
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From that day forward, everything about Tommy would change. The walls in his room went from being filled with posters of superhero's and books and science and math to posters of football, baseball, wrestling, and nude women. His interest shifted from school and chess to working out, getting sweaty, hanging out with his bros, and doing what coach said.
Tommy would never be the same.
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baabylonn · 2 months ago
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Wassgood bitches
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datssokoolwhat · 10 months ago
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Wassgoods my pookers
“I always came back” looking ahh 💀💀😭🙏
also stole some Kristine art on the wayback too 👍🏽
You also get one of weird grandpa Christian
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theleechyskrunkly · 7 months ago
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WAM BAM HELLLOOOOO LEECHY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IS YOU??? ANYTHING HAPPENIN AS OF LATE? IK U GOT A B-DAY SOON, THATS NICE!
WASSGOOD MILO!
I just finished exams, and you're right! My birthday is indeed very soon :)
Been a while since we last talked, and I've just been growing my Tumblr lately, making twst ocs and stuff :3
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purpleperson441 · 1 year ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wassgood broski
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Yo uhhh wassgood. Call me Masky.
I really like PBS Kids (mainly Nature Cat), Comedy Central (mainly Drawn Together), and Starters/Pokemon!!
Half of my activity on this site is mostly just reblogging posts, so don't really expect an actual post from me any time soon.
I'm also shy asf and i can get flustered or embarrassed easily so uhh keep that in mind.
My carrd and TV Tropes pages are right here if you wanna view more info about me:
(WARNING: Some info on my Carrd is kinda outdated)
DNI/BLOCK ME IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: A PROSHIPPER, RACIST, A PEDOPHILE/MAP, A ZOOPHILE, LGBTQ-PHOBIC, A ZIONIST, A PROBLEMATIC PERSON IN GENERAL, ANY OF MY EX-FRIENDS, A SUPPORTER OF MY EX-FRIENDS, OR EXTREMELY ACTIVE IN THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FANDOM.
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traffic-light-dude · 5 months ago
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HIHIHI HIII TRAFFIC!!!!!
"Wassgood, dawg?" -> He smiles lazily at you, a lit cigarette hanging between his lips.
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pics-and-fanfics · 1 year ago
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Wassgood bbg
Hiiii I love you too Hailey 🫶😊🤗
You in my notifications and inbox makes my fucking day 🫶
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berberriescorner · 1 year ago
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Catherine and Beth can both get beat up honestly, my hands rates B for BOFFUM!! Like wassgood
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ryusuisloveinterest · 1 year ago
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omg we're in like 5 similar fandoms wassgood
If I wow you with my dr stone content you better wow me with yours
(Also I love how this blog is named for Ryusui, he is def a fav)
Wassgood girlypop! I hope my dr stone content is living up to you standards 🙇🏻‍♀️!! If you got anything in particular you want me to write about (dr stone or not) I’d be happy to write it! I’ll be sure to check out your blog as well! Much love and have a good one 💖💕
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vaintya1 · 2 years ago
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Hiii im new to this but wassgood
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ummnosaboo · 4 months ago
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Pull it out? Betttt😮‍💨😏
Wassgood 👀
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shwizard · 4 months ago
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Sick and watching youtube wassgood
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thalastskywalker · 7 months ago
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Damn I been on here in a min. Wassgood !
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traffic-light-dude · 5 months ago
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🚥 Wassgood? 🚥
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Eyyyy.... Name's Traffic and I'm that dude that chills out in Crossroads a lot lmao! Chillin' at my little stand and talkin' to phighters alike. Hehe... Decided I'd pop up 'ere and make some friends or whatevs. Heard Mr. Truckdriver was stompin' around here. Might find him and mess with him, hehe.
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҉ Peep the rules, home demon. -> I mean... Yeah ask me naughty shit I don't care. -> Be nice.... Ain't that hard, pal. -> I'm not here to police your actions, man, but don't make me block you. -> I'm like.... Not sure what else to add so like- Yuh. -> Oh yeah. Uhhhh... If you don't like drug talk then don't follow me. Just sayin'.
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-> I blame Kai for being my bad influence smh smh /silly [hi kai you're so cool thank you for being my bad influence of the night!] -> I'm not sorry but Traffic is my MAN and I need a blog for him lmao. He's so stupid I love this dumb fucking stoner sooooo much -> As stated above: There'll most likely be talk of DRUGS, SMOKING, DRUG USAGE and ETC, if any of that bothers you then please DO not follow this blog. -> Any and all interactions are welcomed!!! -> Icon by @/shrimpnamedshrimp -> IC answers will be in ORANGE -> OOC answers will be COLORLESS -> HCs/Lore post here -> I follow from "windy-trickster" -> Enjoy :]
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d011zk1ll · 2 months ago
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YO WASSGOOD#
fav song: ermmm ermmm ermmm god games from epic idk, OH OR MEET YOU AT THE GRAVEYARD BY CLEFFY
last movie: i dont watch movies but i had the urge to watch wild child a couple days ago after seeing a clip so i did
last TV show: uhh.. uhm uh uhm uhm uhh mlb i think idk
Sweet/Spicy/savory: SCPYC SPICY I LOVE SPICY RAHG
relationshop stauts: singly but i like a girl. I AM A GILR KISSER
last thing i googled: my goodbye lyrics epic
current ovsession: SBG, MLB, Epic, greek mythology etc
looking forward too: HALLOWEEENNN and college nex year!
@what-is-going-on-im-confused @darrycurtisss @rot-decay-erosion @catladymasterofsqirl @drac0line1nn1t
ten people i'd like to get to know better
tagged by: @megkuna thanks <333
last song: the phantom of the opera
favorite color: muted green
last book: uhhhhhh oh man i really need to start reading books
last movie: phantom of the opera which i watched with a friend
last tv show: the original star trek which i also watched with a friend
sweet/spicy/savory: sweet, i love sugar too much
relationship status: single and not looking, i'd rather just have more friends
last thing i googled: "how to know if skincare routine is too harsh" my pimples hurt in a Different way now :(
current obsession: probably still mob psycho 100 but it's not what it used to be. yay depression
looking forward to: when my family finally moves into the new house
tagging: @scarecloud69 @disorganised-thoughtss @daneonrainbow @lawful-goof @officialkarinuzumaki @leo-probably @vychodocech @umkayonninay @mocha-blossom @spageddy29 no pressure though <3
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