#was watching ted 2 a little bit ago and was like ‘that’s a mayhem quote’

[devilsrecreation]

Nora: Oh really? Then can any of you tell me who wrote “The Great Gatsby”?

Teeth: Judy Bloom?

Floyd: J.K Rowling?

Nora: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Floyd: Who’s that?

Nora: ….The author.

Teeth: Well, why are you saying “Fuck him?”

Nora: What?

Floyd: You just said eff Scott Fitzgerald. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?

Teeth: Yeah

Nora: No, that’s his first name.

Floyd: His name’s Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?

Nora: What? No!

Teeth: Then what does the F stand for?

Nora: Francis.

Floyd: No, it’s gotta be Fuck

Teeth: It must be Fuck! It has to be Fuck!

Nora: Why the hell would it be Fuck?

Teeth: Cuz otherwise, why wouldn’t he say it?

Floyd: Yeah, he’s hiding something. It’s Fuck!

Teeth: Come on, read between the lines, Nora.

Floyd: It’s Fuck

Nora: That’s completely insane. You guys are idiots.