#was just playign the game like 'geralt pretty lets go hit things with swords'
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okay so The Witcher, right?
i played the games then read the books. (still haven't seen the show)
I didn't interact with the fandom at all and just haven't seen a lot about it in general from outside sources.
Learning that Geralt was supposed to be a giant manwhore or whatever was a huge shock. I had no idea you could bang like almost every female NPC and get silly little images like a fucking eroge. And not for lack of fucking around in the games either I got so drunk and lost so much money to the little gambling minigame and shit. I just had no interest in any of the characters that kept throwing themselves at Geralt I was just like "exCUSE me ma'am your tits are in the way I have DRAGON to fight" or whatever.
#probably because i'm mostly into dudes and none of the women in the game were my type#not into big tiddy witches in because i know like 12 of them in real life and they all like aunties/maternal figures in my family#and i dont have those kind of mommy issues#was just playign the game like 'geralt pretty lets go hit things with swords'#personal post
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