#was gonna make a gifset but i figured these would make real pretty pictures

[barkovsasha]

sid x gravy - president!crosby… omg I’m so intrigued tell me more!!

thank you for the ask !

and yeah, they... god, president!crosby and bodyguard!gravy is... i haven't written them for a minute but they really live rent free at all times ! this is the gifset that started it all, i was frantically trying to figure out what it made me think of and one of my friends instantly said 'president and bodyguard' and thus, the ideas came rolling in

i even have ideas for more than just the one i'm writing right now, i have how they started (what i'm writing), before they started, extra little bits along the way (which i can't spill mostly because i only have one singular thought at this moment but watch this space!)

snippet below, mainly because i cannot simply write feelings, there is always smut

President Crosby is such a distraction to him right now and Ryan sort of wants to kick himself for it. His suit jacket is unbuttoned from when he sat down but President Crosby is taking his chance with it. His palm flat against Ryan’s stomach now, fingers splayed out to touch as much of him as he can. It’s suddenly dawning on Ryan that this isn’t a usual meeting one of the guys might have with the president.

“Is this—”

“—Yes.”

Inhaling sharply, Ryan’s gaze flickers to President Crosby’s mouth and then his eyes, his own wide and searching.

“I’ve seen how you look at me when you think I’m not looking, Graves. How your gaze lingers in ways others don’t.”

Ryan’s cheeks flush darkly as he listens to what President Crosby is saying. He hadn’t realised he was being so obvious. God, no wonder the others call him out for his crush so often.

“I’ve noticed,” President Crosby continues, “because I have been looking at you, too.”

~~

“Jesus, that’s a nice dick.”

The praise makes Ryan clench and his dick jumps, eliciting a moan from Sid. Ryan has never found himself actually picturing what Sid would sound like when he moaned, something he was too afraid to wonder. He knew it would never compare to the real thing and he was right. Never will ever sound as good as that.

“I’m gonna make you cum with your dick in my mouth, baby. Bet you’ll look so pretty trying not to fuck my throat. Trying to hold yourself back.”

He squeezes his eyes shut, the images doing nothing to stop the pre cum beading at the tip of Ryan’s cock. His head tips back as he tries to steady his breathing, trying to focus on anything else other than the situation at hand. It’s hard, especially with the fact that he can hear the exact moment Sid slips off of the sofa and down onto his knees beside Ryan.

Ryan’s eyes open with a gasp, forcing himself to watch as Sid shifts around Ryan’s parted knees, nestling himself between them. Sid looks so beautiful on his knees like this and Ryan wonders if he should say it out loud or if that would be weird. The choice is taken away from him when Sid’s hands slide up along his thighs and back down again, teasing him slightly.

“Oh God. You look — fuck — you look so good on your knees.”

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my favorite scenes from wayv’s moonwalk m/v, edited

[azozzoni]

VDS Week: Friends to Lovers Accompanies This gifset

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Jens doesn’t know why Lucas has a Grindr. It’s not as if he ever goes out with any of the people who DM him, and Jens knows for sure because Lucas told him as much last time it came up. Still, Lucas still scrolls through the pictures of guys he’s never going to meet.

Lucas says it’s because the idea of hooking up with a stranger he meets on the internet is just too weird, too unsafe in this day and age, but Jens knows that’s not really the reason.

The real reason is Lucas’ unrequited crush on his best friend.

Not that Lucas has told Jens about this, even though they are friends as well, have been for almost two years. It didn’t take Jens long to figure it out after moving to Utrecht, the clear bond Lucas and Kes share, the way Lucas gazes at him sometimes when he thinks no one is watching.

If it was anyone else, Jens wouldn’t care. He doesn’t care that Jayden has a thing for Janna even though she doesn’t give him the time of day, or that Kes is still secretly pining after Isa. He doesn’t care about any of those relationship dramas. It’s Lucas’ desperation for Kes that gets on his nerves in a way he can’t brush away.

Kes, for his part, has no idea about Lucas’ feelings, even though Jens thinks it’s pretty fucking obvious.

Jens isn’t going to tell him, though. He just hopes Lucas might get over it some day, actually go on a date with a guy who’s not Kes, see that there are more fish in the sea.

Jens is not one of those fish, he thinks as he watches Lucas curled up on the arm chair with Ralph, scrolling through Grindr together. They’re at Jayden’s apartment, although Jens doesn’t know where Jayden disappeared to. He’d left once the phone came out, complaining that they never paid attention to him.

Curled up on the couch, Jens keeps his mouth shut as Ralph comments occasionally on the guys passing by on the screen and Lucas peers over his shoulder.

Jens has been in this exact situation before, with Lucas squished in next to him in his living room, showing Jens the guys on Grindr. It was fine at first, when Lucas had first learned that Jens was bi, had someone to share things with. It had been two friends commenting on the ridiculous photos, the bios that were clearly just bids for sex.

But lately, it’s gotten distracting, how Lucas curls up next to Jens, their shoulders pressed together, Lucas’ curls tickling his neck when he moves to look at the screen, the soft huffs of laughter at Jens’ comments. Jens barely remembers what he even says anymore, too focused on the weight of Lucas against him, his arm brushing against Jens’ when he reaches over to swipe through the profiles.

He’s kind of glad it’s not him today as Lucas leans in over Ralph’s shoulder to look at the phone.

“He’s cute, right?” Ralph asks, and Jens can’t see who they’re talking about, but he does see the way Lucas gestures, vaguely.

“If you’re into that.”

Looking away, Jens barely refrains from rolling his eyes. No one on that app is going to compare to Kes. No one is going to come close to whatever fantasy Lucas has concocted in his head about him and Kes. Maybe he thinks one day Kes will wake up and realize he’s not straight, that he’s into his best friend, and they’ll ride off into the sunset.

It annoys Jens, a prickle at the back of his neck as he slumps onto the couch. There’s crushes and then there’s whatever Lucas has with Kes.

Jens doesn’t totally blame Lucas—after all, he has eyes. He’s seen Kes, and who wouldn’t be attracted to his charming smile, his goofy nature? But is Kes really more special than anyone else? Jens doesn’t think so.

Ralph glances up from the phone, to Lucas. “Then what are you into?”

Lucas hesitates a second, looking surprised at the question as he laughs, slight.

“What? I don’t know,” he says, like it’s a weird question to ask. But it’s not, and Jens knows the exact answer.

It’s Lucas’ response, as though he doesn’t know exactly who he’s into, that makes Jens open his mouth and say what he does next.

“He’s into straight guys who don’t like him back.”

He feels both Lucas and Ralph’s gaze swivel to him as soon as he says it, can see the frown wrinkling Lucas’ forehead as Ralph glances between them.

“I’m gonna give you two a minute,” he says, as though the air in the room has not just gone from normal to awkward in the span of five seconds. He pushes himself out of the chair, handing Lucas back his phone, and Lucas watches him go for a second before glancing back at Jens.

“What the fuck was that?” he asks, and Jens wants to sigh, but fuck, he shouldn’t have said that.

“The truth,” he says instead, even if it makes Lucas’ frown deepen, as though he has no idea what Jens is talking about.

“What are you talking about?” Lucas asks, shaking his head, tucking his phone away, and Jens has to roll his eyes. Lucas isn’t that dense.

“You know exactly who I’m talking about.”

Lucas just stares. “What is wrong with you? Why are you being such a dick?”

He is being a dick, Jens realizes as he sits on the couch, leaned forward on his knees. He’s annoyed because Lucas likes someone who doesn’t like him back—who even cares? Does it even matter? It does, his gut tells him with a jerk on his navel. It does matter because it’s not Jens that Lucas likes.

When Jens had moved to Utrecht two years ago, he’d been sure he would hate it. Everyone had a weird accent and there were no canals and all his friends were hours away. But he’d met Lucas halfway through his second day, and Lucas had invited him to lunch with his friends. And from there, things hadn’t been as terrible as he’d predicted.

There have been parties, trips to cabins by a lake, plenty of hours getting high with Lucas in his bedroom, laughing at stupid shit, making life bearable.

It’s Lucas that has made it all bearable, and Jens doesn’t know when it went from Lucas being a guy he hangs out with to a guy he wants to…

Shaking the thought from his head, he brings his gaze back to Lucas in the chair, waiting for an answer to his question.

Fuck.

“I have to get home,” he says finally, abrupt, standing from the couch and heading for the door before Lucas can even open his mouth.

“Jens, wait,” Lucas calls after him, scrambling after him to the door. “What’s going on? Are you okay?” He gets himself between Jens and the door, practically bumping into his chest.

Of course Lucas is concerned, Jens thinks as he gazes into his amazingly blue eyes, the confusion from before replaced with worry.

Jens can’t process this right now, this realization that he likes Lucas, his friend, one of his only friends here. And Lucas likes Kes. Oh, yeah.

“I’m fine,” he lies, the words sour in his mouth, wishing Lucas wasn’t blocking the doorknob so he could just escape into the dreary street and be alone with the million thoughts swirling in his brain. 

He’s so far from fine, he doesn’t even know what fine is. How did he not see it? The new uncomfortable feeling any time Lucas gets too close, the jealousy bubbling up inside him whenever he catches Lucas watching Kes.

“Jens,” Lucas says, reaching for Jens’ shoulder, but Jens ducks out of the way, getting his hand behind Lucas to pull the door open instead.

“I gotta go,” he says. He can’t have this conversation here, with Ralph in the next room, probably with his ear pressed up against the wall, with Jayden hovering around somewhere, ready to interrupt at the worst possible moment.

Darting around Lucas, he makes it into the hall, taking a breath as he hits the stairwell. He needs fresh air, clear air, somewhere he can process this and decide what he’s supposed to do now.

Jens has been in this situation before, with Jana, and it had ended terribly. Of course, they’d been a lot younger and made some stupid mistakes along the way, but he just remembers the bad parts.

Lucas is one of his few friends here, and he knows what happens when friends start dating.

Dating, he scoffs as he jogs down the stairs. He’s just realized he likes Lucas and he’s already thinking about all the ways they could fuck it up.

“Hey!” A voice on the stairs echoes down, and Jens turns at the clatter of footsteps behind him. “Stop.”

Cursing to himself, Jens wishes he didn’t have to, but he does stop on a landing as Lucas comes down, jumping the last few stairs.

“I really don’t want to talk right now, Luc,” he says, all but sighs as Lucas comes to a stop on the landing.

The truth of the matter is that even if he accepts that he likes Lucas, decides it’s not just his teenage hormones suddenly confused between affection of a friend and something more, there’s still the fact that Lucas has a huge, ridiculous crush on Kes that he won’t suddenly get over if Jens tells him about this new revelation.

“What did you mean that I only like straight guys who don’t like me back?” Lucas asks, and it’s not what Jens expects, and it’s not what he wants to talk about.

But Lucas isn’t going to let go of this, so he sighs, annoyed. “Kes,” he says, blunt. “That’s what I meant. Your stupid, obviously unrequited, feelings for Kes.”

For a second, Lucas just stares, as if he can’t even rebuke it. Jens knows he can’t. 

“How-how did you…” Lucas says, shaking his head as though he doesn’t understand. Jens would feel bad for him if he wasn’t busy trying not to be angry about something he shouldn’t care about.

“It’s obvious to anyone paying attention,” Jens snaps, losing the battle to be nice.

Lucas pauses, a hand wrapped around his wrist, squeezing nervously, and it takes him a minute to raise his gaze to Jens.

“Does he know?”

It’s so pathetic that Jens sighs, some of the annoyance draining from him as they stand in the empty stairwell. “No, he doesn’t know.”

There’s still tension to Lucas’ shoulders as he takes a breath, chews on his bottom lip.

“Why are you so pissed at me?” he asks finally, and it catches Jens off-guard. “Is it about Kes?”

It is and it isn’t. It’s more that Jens has just realized he likes his friend and he doesn’t know what to do about that.

“I just think you could do better,” Jens hears himself say. “You know, maybe like a guy who’s actually into guys.”

Lucas frowns this time, a tiny scoff as he looks away. “You think I don’t know that? You think I don’t know how much easier it would be if I could find someone who was into me the same way?”

“You can,” Jens says, firmly. Because he is. Jens is into him apparently, has been for longer than he even knows at this point.

Lucas shakes his head. “All those guys on Grindr? I’m never gonna meet any of them. I don’t want to meet any of them. They’re all into hook-ups and shirtless selfies, and I’m just not that guy.”

“I know you’re not,” Jens says, feeling bad for snapping at Lucas earlier. It’s not Lucas’ fault that Jens can’t recognize his own feelings before they creep up on him.

For a second, they stand on the landing, and Jens wishes he knew what to say. As Lucas sighs, Jens bites down on his lip. Why has it taken him this long to realize? Why couldn’t he have figured it out two years ago? Before they’d become friends, spent late nights watching shitty porn, listening to Lucas talk about his mom, Lucas letting him complain about his sisters, his mom making them move over here.

That would make all of this so much easier. Because now, they’re friends, and Jens can’t just come out and say he’s changed his mind.

Lucas looks so defeated, though, tugging down the sleeves of his jacket and Jens doesn’t know what moves him to step forward and take Lucas’ face in his hands, pressing an unexpected kiss to his lips.

It lasts all of a second as Jens realizes what he’s doing, pulls back abruptly. He’d meant it to be a friendly thing, maybe, not an actual kiss that leaves his lips tingling, his heart racing as the weight of his action sinks in.

“What was that?” Lucas asks, and Jens shakes his head quickly.

“I don’t know—I—I’m sorry.”

That was stupid, he thinks. Possibly the stupidest thing he could have done right now.

He starts to turn, to head down the last set of stairs and escape outside where he can spend the whole walk home reprimanding himself for such a stupid action, but Lucas catches his arm.

Glancing back, Jens takes a breath as Lucas stares at him. If they could just pretend this never happened, that he never brought up Lucas’ thing with Kes or said anything about Lucas finding someone, that would be perfect.

But Lucas doesn’t suggest either of those things as he steps into Jens’ space, a question on his face that Jens doesn’t think he can answer, a nervous twitch to his fingers as he reaches for Jens’ cheek.

“What are you doing?” Jens asks when Lucas is too close and all he can hear is the rush of blood in his ears as his heart pounds in his chest.

“I don’t know,” Lucas murmurs after a second, and then it’s too late to stop him.

Lucas’ lips are soft, warm, gentle as he leans into Jens. Jens can practically feel the nerves pouring off both of them, even as he tilts his head to the side, lets Lucas in, kisses him back. It’s nothing special as far as kisses go, but Jens’ heart feels like it’s about to explode anyway when Lucas pulls back, much slower than Jens did before.

Jens lets out a breath, shaky, and swallows down the lump in his throat as he and Lucas stand there. What do they do now?

“Now what?” Lucas asks, as if he can read Jens’ mind, and Jens laughs despite himself.

“I don’t know,” he admits, and Lucas nods.

“Me neither.”

Maybe he doesn't know what comes next, but they’ve made it this far. And sometimes it works, doesn’t it? Friends become more and it works out? Maybe that could be them.

Standing on the landing, Jens doesn’t say anything and neither does Lucas, but he does smile slightly when he catches Jens’ eyes, and maybe, maybe they’ll be okay.

[eddiemunsonssoulmate]

Make love, not war: The anti- OBX drama edition

Okay kids, listen up.

I’m too old for all of this drama and I’ve been on this hellsite for way too long to just keep watching it in silence so this is gonna be my only, long ass post about this mess that has occured/is occuring. I’m trying to get my thoughts out and and maybe talk some sense into the last three braincells some people have left.

These are my thoughts. My opinion. It’s totally fine if you disagree but if you feel strongly offended or called out by this, you might be part of the problem.

I’ve been watching the drama for a while now and normally I’m just someone who’s on the quiet side, grabbing a box of popcorn and watching how y’all tear each other to pieces but seriously? 

Some of you really need to get a life.

Fandom life isn’t always easy, fandom life can be messy, some people are not what they seem, yadda yadda.

But seriously, did you lose all the respect you had when you’ve signed up on this website or social media in general?

First: The Rudy “drama”

Someone, a really sweet and nice to everyone person, stated a theory based on an anon ask who based their ask on a social media website. A theory. A worst case scenario of what might have happened. They wanted to be nice and answer to every anon they’re getting but guys. 

Guys.

It was a theory. A mere idea of what might have happened because someone asked, nothing else. It was not facts, there was no evidence and the ask that caused all of this was not based on facts either. It can totally be fun to speculate about things. You’re allowed to believe what you want. Rudy’s a dick, Rudy’s a sweet angel, Rudy is a blue alien in disguise, everyone is allowed to have an opinion on something but oh my god.

Don’t make facts out of theories. 

Don’t look at three emotes and be like “oh my god they have to be dating!”

Don’t make a drama out of two actors not liking each other’s posts on Instagram like what the heck.

When did Social Media take over your life so much that you interpret everything in those little things? There’s a real life out there, ya know?

We don’t know anything for a fact so let it go. Wait until someone says something official which probably won’t happen.

More importantly, stay out of actors' private lives as much as you can. Seriously. You’re welcome to state your opinion about them, make theories, stuff like that but tbh, it’s better to stay out of it because at the end of your day, it’s none of our business. Celebrity stalking is not and never will be cool. Don’t waste your time and energy of trying to figure something out they clearly don’t want you to see. Best example for this are like, baby news.

I know it can be exciting to figure stuff out. I know you can be totally curious because you like that person and want to find things about their life but don’t blow it out of proportion.

Actors are humans. Actors are not their characters. They have their own private life and if they want to share, that’s cool. If not, then that’s also cool. And tbh, the OBX cast is feeding us a lot more way more than other actors from other shows/movies, god bless them.

But who the fuck do you think you are that you’re sending them, the actors or the people talking about it, hate based on a simple theory on a website that has a life on it’s own and things that happen on here should stay on here? That’s not cool, it’s a shame for other people in the fandom. Why would you want to make a person feel bad because I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t like to feel this way either.

They’re grown ups, they can do what they want. You don’t have to like it but for the love of god:

Have some respect for a human being.

Second: The Chase Thing aka #chasestokespartyisover

That last sentence totally applies here too.

Have respect for a human being.

Boy made a tweet over ten years ago where he said something that was problematic. Was that cool? No. Did he apologize? Yes. Is it time to let it go? Totally. Was his hacking excuse true or not? WE DON’T KNOW.

You know what’s not cool tho? Some people taking their time to scroll down TEN YEARS AND MORE on a timeline to get some tea on them that you can use and complain about.

I know quarantine can get boring but jfc guys. There are more things to life than obsessing over an actor, ya know.

We all said shit in our youth, that’s a fact but people change. They grow. Don’t compare a teenage boy with a grown ass man.

You know what’s also totally 100% not acceptable? People photoshopping fake screenshots to show what a big mean white boi Chase is, trying to fuel the fire of hate. What the fuck is wrong in those minds?

Cancel Culture is a toxic phenomenon that should be the only thing getting canceled. You can’t cancel people, ya know. It’s fucking toxic to say something like that and just...don’t, man. I barely have any words left to describe this stupid thing.

Make love, not war. Spread love, not hate.

Fandom is not a place to rip each other to pieces. Not everything in this world is about race, sex/gender or problematic things. Just because someone doesn’t reblog a lot about Madison it’s mostly not because of racism or because she’s queer. Sure, that’s probably the case for some people but you know, those people aren’t worth it then.

Fandom is not a place that should spread hate around, especially not on anon, sending people asks filled with hate. There’s a bunch of younger kids on here, especially in the OBX fandom from what I’ve seen so far and it’s not okay to tell a 15 year old girl to tell her to go kill herself because she likes Rudy more than JD or shit like that. It’s never okay to something like that but it hits the younger ones even harder. Maybe it’s their first fandom and people ruin that experience on the spot, feeling powerful while on anon.

Fandom should be a place where we come together and have fun. Make friends and share things. Gifset, fanfics, theories about the new season, things like that. It should be a place to freak out over new teasers, new pictures from the set, the cast sharing stuff on their platform of choice and just things we enjoy.

There are different ways to block and blacklist on Tumblr, especially if you’re using it in a browser on your laptop/pc. Use that to block toxic people, tags you don’t wanna see and create your own little bubble where you’re happy in. Do this in case you feel uncomfortable with some people around here, so you only see what makes you happy.

Please remind yourself about the fact that behind all those blogs, there are real people. People who all have their own lives, own opinions, own ideas. Same goes for actors. They’re not there for your personal entertainment, they don’t have to share their complete private life with you. They’re human, just like you and me and it’s unacceptable to send them hate, no matter what they’ve done. You don’t have to like them but keep it to yourself or talk about it with friends, I don’t give a shit but leave it out of their sight.

Please remind yourself that we want to have a good time here and especially during times like these where we spend more time on here than we probably should *laughs*

If you made it to the end, thank you for your attention and taking your time and remember:

Be nice to each other, the world is cruel enough.

-Captain out.

[psyclownsis]

hey piri! what is harley’s training routine? does she have any rituals she does on big days, for example, when she knows she’s going to fight the batman? what is suiting up like for harley (what kind of protective layers does she wear, does she have anywhere specific she hides or holsters weapons )? what would you say is harley’s biggest element of surprise when it comes to fighting?

ahhhhhh this is such a great question thank you for sending it!! okay so first things first: she works out every day, which usually consists of

jog around the block with bud and lou, maybe taking them to a park and running around with them

yoga

balance beam and parallel bars

pull-ups/upside-down crunches on the parallel bars when she’s done

some more yoga to cool off

shower

sometimes she spars with selina (maybe jason too idk, and also, nightwing? um? both of them use “fighty gymnast” style? they’ve lowkey had a game of tag/“let’s compete to see who can be more extra and twirly while they parkour across rooftops and kick each other in the face” going since he was in pixie boots and you will pry platonic best frenemies harley and dick out of my cold dead hands); sometimes she purposely starts barfights if she wants to practice fighting but nobody’s available. she also has a punching back that she can practice on but she much prefers to spar with real people because obviously batman is gonna fight back a lot more than a punching bag does. when she knows she’s going out on a job and will probably run into batman, she does extra yoga and balance beam/parallel bars stuff, but it’s more about concentrating on a pose and getting focused mentally/emotionally than the actual physical exercise.

before i start about her suit, here’s a picture so you have a visual for what i’m explaining (original post is here and it has an in-depth examination of her different costume variations and all her weapons/gadgets, so i highly encourage you to check it out):

her suit has gone through a couple different makeups over the years (supervillainy is a learning process, after all), but the current costume she has is made of two layers stitched together: the first layer is a woven kevlar material similar to blast boxers, which (to a certain extent) protects her from shrapnel/blades/maybe bullets, and the second layer/harlequin suit is a plain old sporty spandex type of material. certain areas of the suit have an extra layer or two of armor. the cowl is attached to the suit and it has a teeny tiny front zipper that goes from her chin/throat to her navel for easy dressing and undressing. her gloves/cuffs, shoes, collar, and utility belt are not attached to the suit.

“utility belt?” you say? that’s right! she has a utility belt! as i said before, supervillainy is a learning process, and harley realized pretty quick that batman had the right idea about storage, because she had just been using a simple cross-body bag to hold all her stuff and boy howdy was that massively inconvenient. so she went to a couple military surplus stores and hardware stores and voila! she now has her own utility belt, customized to her needs. she has her pop-gun on one side and a knife on the other, as well as several pockets (which are on the back for better mobility) and loops to hold her hammer/s and baseball bat. inside the pockets she has exploding bubblegum, caltrops, small throwing knives, band-aids, and medical gauze/medical tape. (she might also carry snacks. depends on what she’s doing and how much room she has. don’t be surprised if she randomly pulls out a pack of fruit snacks in the middle of a job and starts eating them.) she sometimes hides extra throwing knives and/or confetti/glitter (the perfect distraction!) in her boots or cuffs.

the biggest element of surprise she has when fighting is manipulation and mindgames!!! there’s a phenomenal example of this in gotham city sirens, when ivy shows up to stop harley from breaking joker out of arkham and harley is able to stop ivy dead in her tracks-- poison ivy, who is one of the most powerful metahumans in gotham city, if not in the world, who manipulates people herself practically for a living-- by bringing up ivy’s devotion to her and questioning the exact nature of their relationship/calling out ivy for being in love with her/essentially outing ivy as Human With Feelings(TM) with the added bonus of Those Feelings Being Really Fucking Queer(TM). it’s painful to read and it’s one of the shittiest and scummiest things harley has ever done-- one of the shittiest and scummiest things anyone could ever do-- but that’s the point! harley is a villain! she’s not a good person! she gets into people’s heads and she figures out their psychological/emotional pressure points and then she squeezes those points as hard as she can! it’s Her Thing(TM) and it’s what truly makes her a dangerous opponent.

plus, to a lesser extent: her overall strength and agility are also something she can surprise people with. she’s much stronger than she looks (both due to her own efforts as a gymnast and poison ivy’s serum giving her superstrength) and people often don’t realize just how much of an ass-beating she can deliver. however, she ultimately is not as skilled as many other fighters in the dcu, and her adrenaline almost always gets the better of her. she’s a great fighter in the sense that she can hold her own against some of the greatest combatants in gotham, but she’s a terrible fighter in the sense that despite all her training, she’s still very un-disciplined and rash. because of this, she can often be overtaken by sheer force and brutality, despite her heightened abilities-- as batman always puts it, she just gets sloppy.

tbh i need to do gifsets of The Most Harley Moments but some good video refs are

motion capture of bruce and selina’s barfight in telltale batman ep. 2 (really the only parts of this that aren’t quite applicable to harley are the pause where mickey/selina kicks a crate towards the thug and then when mickey/selina kicks the thug to ko him-- 1. harley isn’t that levelheaded in a fight lmao, and 2. she would have just smashed a bottle over his head or something)

arkham city-inspired fight choreography (mickey facchinello is selina again but if you just take out the claw slice noises and the whip? it’s harley)

amy johnston is a great inspo for harley fighting imo because there’s this video and then there’s another where she literally cosplayed harley and did a fight scene and then there’s another where she gives a very cool and collected dude a death glare while spitting out blood and i’m like. uhhhh harley vs. batman? Big Mood

the batman vs. harley fight in assault on arkham truly did her justice as a fighter and they get bonus points for giving her gadgets

they get even more bonus points for showing that she’s not always that smart in a fight and sometimes she does the stupidest shit and batman can stop her with zero effort, which is what happens at least 75% of the time when they fight

suicide squad has some a+ shots of her using twirly gymnasty moves as well as using the baseball bat but there aren’t videos of it but like. you’ve seen the movie you know what i’m talking about

you can also read about her full combat statistics here on my blog.

[kkukkung]

idk if you've watched mxray yet but like (spoiler alert) i'm shocked at how fast minhyuk figured out who the mafia is like... the game had -just- started and he slid up to the camera immediately and started naming names. what kind of alien sorcery?? truly the most perceptive mx member

yes! minhyuk is rly sharp like his brain works v quickly!! he notices minute details abt people + the mood and responds to things super efficiently! like if someone isn’t saying much (read: shownu mostly lol) he guides them into the action and maintains a good atmosphere... and he’s good at noticing when someone is feeling down + naturally comforts them without being too imposing? :’> 💖💖 one of my favourite things abt him

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there are so many i’m sorry omg... this is literally 4k words... first of all i’m rly sorry i’m so bad with replies ;___; i’m going to... do_better.mp3 once i’ve caught up. questions from today will b in a separate compiled ask thing. thank you for being patient w me (i’m saying this like u have a choice jhsfgskdj rip) and i’m very sorry that lots of these referred to something that has now become irrelevant. i’ll work harder ���

(svzannebrown(.)tumblr(.)com/post/154440030608/all-that-anyone-needs-to-know-about-my-time-in) i found shownu's origin story

(link) aaaa this video jkgfhkj it’s rly so cute ;___; ur right it’s him

shownu had his foot on mh's d and changkyun played shownu's ass like a drum...what a time to be alive

truly. i love shownu initiating anything btw like, bc altho he tolerates anything the others do to him he rarely does anything back to them?? so seeing him being playful is rly fascinating.

wHYD YOU GOTTA TAG THAT AS "b*k**k*" I CANT SEE IT ANY OTHER WAY NOW 😭😭😭🔫🔫

this was... in reference to the water gun scene in ep 1 of mxray jskdfhg im sry... hyungwon spitting it back out like a fountain tho... please... a real Freaq

I'm scream I was looking thru the tags of the gifset of mx sleeping and someone tagged "showhyuk are wearing masks cuz they're the ones who sleep with their eyes open" DKRKKFKG I forgot about that Please Release The Terrifying Eyes

kjsghdfgkjskjfd imagine them sleeping without their masks with their eyes open facing each other just................ staring... i feel like mh would look especially Terrifying

Ok but think abt this: Jackson and Wonho pans*xual m8s who support each other on the low. Yes.

yes i love it. also gym workout partners. small calves big thigh centaur buddies. sweetheart squad.

does kihyun KNOW, like, does he ///know///

i think... i think he Knows,

someone should sign jeonghan and minhyuk up for celeb bromance so they can go on that flower picking date minhyuk wanted

FLOWER PICKING that’s so cute... minhan in a flower meadow holding baskets of flowers and putting daisy chains on each other’s heads.... .... n then it gets dark and the flowers start whispering “stay with us forever” bc they are jealous of how pretty the flowerboys are... giant venus flytraps emerge and minhyuk sacrifices jeonghan and escapes sfhkgfkj but he forgets abt the daisy chain jeonghan put on his head earlier and it morphs into a stinking corpse lily which eats him :/ im sry i can’t just... leave scenarios cute wtf

Kihyun carrying Mingyu on his back(again)... Taking him to where monbebes are and making him greet them... Doesn't this remind you of something... Anyways I love true love and friendship:)

oo anon im not sure what this is meant to remind me of??jssjdkgh i’m not that familiar w svt :( most of what i know abt them comes from their interactions w other groups... but yes i think seventeen with mx is the cutest thing they seem so so close??

"is it just me or is the entire world infatuated with jeonghan" OMG girl SS SsSSAME he's my bias in seventeen (my ult... the bias that got me into kpop) and as I got to know him he rlly is like that?? He's got this easygoing and likable personality that isn't overwhelming for introverts/quieter people but more outgoing ppl flock to him too bc he's still inquisitive and engaging to interact with \ahh sorry i rlly had to go off abt my fave I love him

this is so cute tbh i thought jeonghan was lowkey evil sdhfjgkj like he looks angelic but he’s.............  and the reason why minhyuk likes him is bc... they’re both pretty boys who r actuall.y.... Evil lmao. im kidding im kidding ofc from what i know of jeonghan he’s like u describe him to be but also Very Libra...lmao.....👀👀👀👀 i rly like his vibe idk he’s kind of ??? healing ?? and i rly love minhan a lot :0

i found ur sweater paws tag for the first time today and ive never been happier in m entire life thank u..........

jsfdhg you’re welcome!! there’s not a lot on that tag but i’m glad u enjoyed ur time there! it’s mostly hyungwon who has them bc he loves sleeves that that too long for his already long arms?? minhyuk likes them when he feels like being c*te and wonho uses them to look s*ft... i could analyse this

I swear that Minhyuk can potentially dominate the world...I mean you've seen how he's got everyone wrapped around his little finger, especially Shownu (Showhyuk could become kings of the world and I wouldn't mind tbh), and you think he's just an innocent pretty boy at first? JOKES! That boy is coming for you. He's coming for all of us.

hands up if u’ve been personally SCAMMED by minhyuk... anyway yes i feel like every member of mx loves lmh a lot and appreciate him lots?? especially how much he’s improved since debut and what he does for the atmosphere + entire vibe of mx!

(wh airport photo anon) I havent seen it but my friend told me about it one time casually like "rmbr that photo of wonho at the airport?" and im like ''???'' so they said wonho was adjusting his pants and the waistband went too far down or something like that and you could see a happy trail? like a lot apparently and idk i felt creepy to be like "show me" so i lost my opportunity to see it and havent found it since :/ its gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

i rly think i would’ve... just shamelessly said “show me” lmao especially when they already described it in that much detail 👀👀👀👀hmmmmm jgfkhds but im glad ur dignity is intact anon! if anyone does know... what this photo is..... 👀 slide into my inbox.... idk whenever i see his stomach/abs it’s all very Clean u kno he shaves for performances where he has to show his body... he looks like a hotdog..... clean and slippery and often oiled up w a sheen

i once made the mistake of assuming that short, pink-haired boys with stubby fingers and fat feet and cheek dimples were harmless, only to find out that they're actually a 93 liner whose chin will stab you and they must always win in any scenario. i now regret just about everything

FAT FEET. rly why does kihyun think his chin is a weapon like he’s always holding it at that exact angle if u kno what i mean w a small smirk on his lips... knife cat meme.... nd jdkfghskj ik he rly can’t stand losing/being wronged

I dreamed Seungcheol 'owned' a Burguer King and Jeonghan and Minhyuk spent there the night and ended up getting together and the next morning everyone was like??? What happened to u two??? And they were like love happened:))) I HA T E MYSELF SO MUVH

hfkjfsadjkdsfhdfgdkjkfhdksdhfsdjkhf WHY DID THEY FRICKLE IN A BURGER KING OF ALL PLACESbnjkd

Great skater Wonho tags. A+

Bruh that fic idea in your XKOMBAT Wonho picture is amazing. I wish I was good at writing, especially for that concept...

PLEASE jkfdgkh it was rly just an early morning brain fart but thank u sm... i used to write ficlet tags all the time but recently i’ve been too busy to tag much. and anon2 u should give it a shot! like writing is something u get better @ with time (like... most things lmao idk what im trying to say) but rly we need more writers in this fandom and don’t let self doubt get in the way of what u want to do! i’d be happy to read people’s fics if they want me to btw :>

Case example 374926395 of YKH must always win: changkyun jokingly throwing a tiny snowball at his back and kihyun retaliating by slamming a giantass handful of snow on top of changkyun's head. When will the war ever end?

I KNOW !!!!!!! it’s such an expected reaction from kihyun tho idk why they keep provoking him!!! it’s mostly ck wh + mh like tbh, there must be something..... masochistic in this they enjoy it somehow jfshgd... kihyun has to have the last laugh he has to Win lmao

You're so cute

this is Fake im Fake ur Fake but u kno what’s 100% real? my love and gratitude for u ily thank u hfgdj

Never stop doing the Wonho and Shakespeare thing! :o

thank u omg i probably couldn’t stop if i wanted to?? im very attracted to Raw Feelings and wonho & shakespeare both do that.... especially well...

it's rly hard to find wonho fansites that don't bleach him :/// like he's already so pale they don't... need to... like i know why they do it (not that i condone it) but srsly wonho is already super pale it's not like we don't know he's pale LOL. i remember round wh used to have good unbleached photos but there was one point a few months ago where they put this awful filter on their wonho photos it didn't just make him pale but it made his skin??? blue silver?? it was disappointing

the tragedy of round_wh jgkhsdgj i know :(((( and rose petal jam too :((( playboi_wh has some mostly untouched/unedited photos i rly like!

do u ever wish for that cute lil heart choker to make a comeback i miss wonho with it :-/

he hasn’t worn chokers for a while i’m stressed!!!! the pink heart choker was Iconic but idk why no1 ever talks abt THIS masterpiece

 truly innovative, redefined the gothfurry subculture.

am I the only one who realized that wonho is the one who solved all the escape rooms first on the first ep of xray... Ngl... Not to brag but honestly I have the most talented bias in the world..

wonho on shows is rly interesting bc he’s either completely and utterly useless (i.e...... what was that bouncy ball mess in ep4, also on weekly idol when he was... a mess) OR the golden hyung/saviour like there’s rly no in between?? he’s still trying to decide whether or not to present himself as a dumbass or not pls save him :/ dshfjkg im kidding i think it’s more like... he’s good at a certain sort of physical activity that involves concentrating on one simple thing (ddr --> getting the moves right, thigh-wrestling --> using thigh strength...) but not good at performing under pressure (tkd demonstration, bouncy ball racing against a senior idol)... re puzzles i think it’s not so much that he’s good at the puzzles themselves (mh + ck are better at that) but, he’s good at understanding the motivations and feelings of other people/predicting the path that a variety show would go; so that’s kind of how he got the password without finding all the hints, bc he knew it would be something meaningful like their debut date. idk that’s what i think!! like, wonho is smart but more emotionally/people-smart than smart in the traditional sense imo?? hope this makes sense omg

I don't know if you know about this, but does starship allow people to send in gifts for theonsta X members? Like do they have guidelines you have to follow cause I saw they moved buildings and I've always wanted to send in gifts cause I know Monsta x will never have a concert where I live.

hey im sry this is so late but the general guidelines for presents is pretty much common sense i think (no food, no weird used things, etc., and some companies don’t allow gifts that are too expensive).... i know starship allows gifts but i’m not too sure abt the specifics?? i’ve heard of people sending in things like clothing and books and framed fanart and whatnot but yeah... if anyone knows/has experience sending presents, please help this anon! :>

I love when u use the word Floof I've incorporated it into my vocabulary now 😣💕

i love the word floof!! also floofy and floofball and floomf gjdkfh ur so cute i’m glad u’ve absorbed it into ur lexicon! ���💕💕💕💕

there's kind of a rush from starship to make mx big before they start enlisting i think :( it's kind of sad to think about. that's probably why they've been working nonstop since all in. i think starship expected them to make it big from debut (thus the rush to get a first win and taking their phones away) and mx was promised that but things didn't go as planned. at least that's the feeling i'm getting. i think the success of part 2.5 will determine if they're going to stay in japan or korea

i feel like... enlistment is still so far away for them?? usually groups have a 7-ish year run anyway n like............ not to talk abt d*sbandment but i think mx rly have to gain more musical autonomy if they want to stay in the industry for a long time, and adapt to the changing entertainment landscape like big bang does? i agree tho that starship expected mx to be a lot bigger initially but tbh... i have so much beef w the timing, planning, management team like................ i rly truly feel like if they promoted hero instead of rush a first win would’ve been far more likely... not to mention all of their comebacks + even their debut?? have clashed w other Big Name Groups’ promotion times and they’re always so infuriatingly close but :/ aaaa... also idk they need more ?? flamboyance ?? they put on the best stages and work themselves to death but i feel like sometimes the choreography itself, although v nice in their practice room filmed w a non-moving camera from the front, doesn’t carry over to the stage/live performances as well? and w their title tracks too idk i sometimes feel like starship is forever a little behind with the musical trend of the time... mx has never released a bad song but lmao, to be honest i feel like their title tracks have never been flashy enough? :/ their concept team is doing well tho i think the x clan aesthetic is a+ and it was the all in/stuck/fighter vibes+visuals that drew in a lot of new fans, myself included. idk sometimes i just feel like......... starship isn’t bringing out their full potential nd it makes me >:(((.......... ANYWAYS i have high hopes for the upcoming comeback pls pls pls support them

Ok but,,,he ain't even ugly in em tho, how does he still look a model even when he tryna look like spongebob

regarding this post lmao. not to be blinded by love also but ur right he’s never looked bad in his entire life :/

Mx members broken down: just a stuffed bear?? How'd that get there?, spongebob, Wallace and gromit, shifty cat, Kermit the frog, zico????, and an alien dressed as a human trying to blend into society

jkfdghkj enough!!!!! not to b serious on a cute funny ask but it must be :/ being compared to an established idol rapper all the time and whenever i think abt all the shit jooheon must’ve gone through during their debut year as the Representative Monsta X Member and all the pressure he was under after being so hyped up after no mercy.... i :( feelsbadman... 

Minhyuks secret was prolly everyone's **** size....tbh...

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girl ngl you have some of the most nastie tags ive seen on this website sometimes but they always make me laugh, thanks for being so rad

PLEASE I FEEL LIKe... my tags aren’t even that nasty but mb i follow a different set of people and we’re used to different things lmao sjhghj i swear i’m pretty tame?? thank u for enjoying them tho ily darling 🌻🌻🌻

"he's my own flesh and blood. my cells quiver when he sneezes" - anniesus on im changkyun, 1:17, monbebe bible

SJDHFPLEASE but like... rly.... no printers only fax

i totally agree srsly i don't get how ppl don't see how scripted survival shows in general are lol... ppl felt rly bad for ck and i TOTALLY GET IT but like sometimes ppl go as far as saying the contestants b*llied him or like, genuinely hated him... and it doesn't sit well with me...i tried explaining this once but someone was like "but he looked so sad in no mercy i can just tell bc if his expressions " he might have felt awkward and he's introverted but i rly don't think he was mistreated

YESYES^^^^^^^^^^^^ idk some people rly.... think no mercy was..... a reliable portrait of reality jkfhdsg. when ppl take it too far and say the others rly mistreated him or hated him it makes my eyes roll back into my skull idk like !!! do u rly think!!! no mercy was one big scripted story with convenient narrative arcs and changkyun’s ate arrival was one of them. i think at that point it was obvious changkyun was going to debut?? and how do u make an audience like someone in the shortest amount of time possible? u make them sympathise with him/his situation. no mercy was very organised storytelling, if u know what i mean, it is a very narrative-driven show with victims and villains and timed hurdles and it concludes in a very neat way.

Ur tags about minhyuk being dramatic on no mercy dkfkfjkgk I love him my bad actor baby.....rmr in the same ep changkyun came on I think where hyungwon and gun played a prank on a younger guy where they were "fighting" and minhyuk kept laughing thru it ddkjfjf idk if that was his #Concept like was he supposed to be awkward laughing. Idek but um I'm love his dumbass

he’s AWFUL at acting jskhdfg but yoonho, dear pure boy i love with my whole heart, rly fell for it regardless bc he just wanted everyone to get along hjfdjkdf :( ur right lmao lmh rly found it funny i doubt it was a Concept i think he’s genuinely just................... bad at acting jksdfgh

THANK YOU for pointing out how obviously scripted no mercy was; like honestly any reality show from any country is overproduced and you have to take everything with a grain of salt. But here's the real question (and you don't have to answer if you don't feel comfortable): did starship already have the final lineup planned? Personally I think that some were gonna make it regardless (jooheon, shownu, kihyun) and that the others weren't finalized until later, but idk man it's still a big debate

i agree!! but i’d definitely add changkyun to the planned debut lineup. i think starship wanted to debut yoonho originally but they realised too late that he wasn’t ready yet. also, it’s interesting what they did w #gun bc they rly made u like him as a person, rly sympathise w him, rly anticipate him when it was kind of clear in a hip hop group there would b a high tone rapper and a low tone rapper... and jooheon was definitely going to debut like 100% lmao so the high tone slot was taken from the beginning. i think starship had plans for #gun already at that point but he wasn’t gonna make it into mx. and i think wonho was also most likely in the lineup, but it wasn’t decided at the beginning of the show like it was with the other three u mentioned.. probably somewhere along the line. i think Perhaps hyungwon n minhyuk were in the dark.

this isn't prompted by anything but you: makes/reblogs a post me: 💝💝💝💖💖💖💗💗💗💓💓💞💞💕💕💕💕💖💖💘💘💘💘💘 you: writes tags me: 💖💖💖💖💘💘💝💝💘💘💞💕💕💖💓💓💓💗💗💖💕💘💗💗💘💘💕💖💗💗💘💘💕💖💖💖💓💖💘💕💘💗💘💘💘💗💘💞💘 i love u and ur blog so much ur so funny and smart??? u always have valuable things to say??? amazing ..

this is 2 much i rly looked at this msg for like 3 days straight pleasthe............ im... very flattered jkshg but i’m rly just ur casual mess,.., thank u sm for enjoying my humble blob :( i hope ur having the best day rly honestly & truly i appreciate this sm jhfdgjghj idk how to respond adequately!!!! 💖💖💖💖💘💘💝💝💘💘💞💕💕💖💓💓💓💗💗💖💕💘💗💝💗💘💘💕💖💗💗💘💘💕💖💖💖💓💖💘💕💘💗💘💘💘💗💘💞💘💝💝💝💖💖💖💗💗💗💓💓💞💞💕💕💕💕💖💖💘💘💘💘💘!!!!!

I had a mini freakout too, we got scammed so hard. the old selca before and the dark undercut now. he said a few months ago that he's going to dye his hair black for the next comeback though ;; don't lose hope mbb

(regarding wonho not having black hair and being Scammed Again jkdghsjk) i rly do hope he goes darker bc it must suck bleaching and dyeing all the time :/ he looks good w every colour tho so i won’t complain regardless of what happens 💖

ummmm did u ever watch the wonho hand reading vid ?????? (the audio ,,, i couldnt hear shit,,,) i watched minhyuks and i was like wow a certified demon agdjdkjsh joking but everything he said had me liek yeth its trUE!!!!

the best part of the wonho one was when he said “he’s got love in his heart, but he doesn’t quite know what it is” and “when this photo was taken he was probably feeling sorry or sad for himself or something” sdfhgkjdfgs AND WHEN HE SUGGESTED WONHO SHOULD STUDY METAPHYSICS i rly scremed.... also he has the will to go for what he wants + he’s sensitive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tru!!! ALSO IM SCREAMING I KNOW minhyuk’s was SO ACCURATE kjfdshkjgsdf “THE LINE OF HEART IS SOMEWHAT DISTURBED” jkfhsgkjhdfsg  DEMON

I'm unsure if you are into block b or not, but I thought I should tell you just in case that P. O's mother passed away on the 27the due to chronic illness

aa i’m not rly into block b but this is super sad :( i feel awful for answering this so late but my thoughts are with him and his family 💞 

Kamsaminda!!! I literally face palmed so hard! Kboo logic is something else

it’s just.............. very ironic that they claimed their english was getting worse bc they’re so immersed in the ~Korean Way~ but... “kamsaminda”......... 

Ur tags are what I live for omg 😂 

thank you darling 💝💝 i feel a bit :/ recently bc i haven’t been as active as i’d like to on this blog but i’m catching up and i’m... gonna work harder jshfdg tysm!

*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first 10 people in your dash (or whoever)? Make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! (づ◕‿◕)づ

aaaa thank you!!! i’m sending it back w my heart wrapped in a ribbon 💝 ty for this and i hope you’re also well-hugged and safe!

Annie I just wanted to say I appreciate u for being such a lovely and funny and kind person u get so many q's (bc ur so lovely and fun to talk to) and I'm obviously only adding onto ur backlog of messages sorry dkfkjgg but yeth u always give thoughtful or funny responses and ur Bloggie is just always so refreshing and fun to read I like to go thru ur posts when I've had a tiring day and just read ur funny tags and replies so ty for that :') 💕

sdhfjkgs i don’t deserve all u nice anons :((( thank you for enjoying my blobspace i’m going to work harder to become this ????? ? lovely funny kind person i’ve tricked u into thinking i am??? rly this means a lot to me i love u !!!!!! like tbh i don’t get That Many messages i think i just... let them pile up and it’s my own fault so don’t worry abt the backlog!!! anyway i appreciate this sm and rly... it’s... ridic that there are people out there like u... really sweet people who send other people nice messages anonymously w no real purpose but to make them happy like ?????? ppl like u go straight to heaven.. ily ily i hope you’re doing well today angel!!! 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻