#was gonna get a new kitten and wanted to name her Lassiter and call her lass or lassy

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny phantom reverse psych au where danny is pretending to be a private eye but he actually just talks to ghost

Danny pulling some buck wild bullshit out his ass to make it seem like he got this information legit

The police actually think he did steal from a store but hes like no im just a auper good detective. Like uhhhh sherlock Holmes, yall ever heard of him?

Anyway they decided to give him a shot on the minecraft-callum case but he only figures it out when the ghost tells him they saw them at the old canin. Then the son comes to him later trying to convince him to get the police to reopen the case to set things right.

Im thinking Jazz is his Gus. She seems like the type to have a good grasp on reality but also maybe she would go along with this. She probably hates the police a bit so lets go make a fool of them. I mean they did her brother wrong as Phantom. Lets have a 16 year old super sluth. (Sorry shinichi kudo it’s Danny Fenton now)

Wait can danny be hired out as a private eye at the age of 16? God imagine how angry the cops would be when they find out he fucking bombed some of the tests. (I forget the test but Juliet and Carlton had been fighting over they scores when shawn said he got a 100 lmao)

Anyway either option is just as funny to me. Also imagine all this. But gothem ok bye