#was gonna add Luke Alvez but ain’t no way that man was on the honor roll lmao

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THE BAU YEARBOOK

Pt. 2 - ladies honor roll edition (requested by @louisaland)

TARA LEWIS

Three-time winner of the Academic Decathlon Tara was a volunteer in the school library. She was voted ‘Most Likely to Be Your Boss’. Her favourite subjects were AP Biology and AP Psychology. Her friends described her as ‘relatable, smart, and unreasonably relaxed’.

“I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich and I can’t do that if my wife and I are making 75 cents for every dollar a man makes.”

KATE CALLAHAN

Homecoming Queen Kate was a peer counsellor and the chair of the Yearbook Committee. She was voted ‘Most Supportive’. Her favourite subjects were AP Gov and Social Studies. Her friends describe her as ‘nurturing, charismatic, and good at giving advice.’

“See, kids, I told you your mom was hot in high school!”

ASHLEY SEAVER

Ashley was the editor of the school paper. She was voted ‘Most Likely to Be a Serial Killer’. Her favourite subjects were Criminal Justice and Psychology. Her friends described her as ‘determined, curious, and brutally honest.’

“To everyone who made high school hell for me: don’t forget who my father is.”

JORDAN TODD

Jordan was a member of the Student Body Government. She was voted ‘Future Politician’. Her favourite subjects were History and Civics. Her friends described her as ‘practical, devious, and a go-getter.’

“Just finished my four-year sentence. Now my life sentence begins. No chance of parole.”

Stay tuned for pt. 3 - alumni edition