#warlord thor au⚡

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can we have cosmic god!reader w/ other characters???? any character you chose cuz my brain iz rotting

“You’re back earlier than usual,” you quip, turning to kiss Thor’s cheek; his armor is less bloody than it was the last time he’d gone down to Earth. “How is humanity? You haven't wiped them all out have you?”

“Of course not, my heart,” Thor chuckles, “they were more receptive this time and delivered most of their treacherous members far quicker.”

“You did flood a few of the cities last month,” you remind him, “is it worth expending so much effort to conquering Earth? I could just use their host star to make an example of one of the nearby planets.”

Thor chuckles; your hair had sparked into flames for a moment at the thought of it, “As much I love watching you roast our enemies, Earth isn't that advanced; playing with the humans is more fun.”

You huff, rolling your eyes fondly, “Well, try not to have too much fun, I'd feel neglected if you turned all your attention elsewhere.” You pout playfully, leaning back against Thor, giggling when he kisses your shoulder.

“I’d never neglect you, my love,” Thor promises.