#wantfear

[darckcarnival]

[ wantfear + Ellie ] "mom stop hitting on robots

“Jesus Christ… Ellie, I love you, my sweet summer child… But you know damn well what I would prefer.”

Darck is quietly sipping on her coffee now. Can she just make some new friends for cripes sake?

[fuckthehealthcode-blog]

@wantfear​ liked for a starter

You have SEVEN new ECHOES: Playing messages:

BEEP

“Uhh, hey there, izzis the right place t’get in touch with the guy callin himself “Handsome Jack?” The Hyperion guy? Cuz he sure ain’t pickin up. I’ll try again.”

BEEP

“AAAAh, I know what’s the problem. I didn’t introduce m’self! Zed Blanco-- DOCTOR Zed Blanco here with a question for Jack. Several, actually. I’ll try from another line.”

BEEP

“Ok, same guy, same deal, but different ECHO. I didn’t even know the homeless carried ECHOs, but here we are, me on some random ECHO and you... not pickin up. I’ll keep tryin--”

BEEP

“It’s Zed again. Now I know this shit is getting thru, Jackie, if you’d just talk t’me we could work somethin’ out.. I have a business proposal.”

BEEP

“I wonder if there’s a way to delete past ECHO messages an’ start over? Cuz now I KNOW yer not pickin up on purpose. ‘S fine, I’ll try again t’morrow.”

BEEP

“MOXXIIIIIIIIII,  COME BAAAACK... I STILL LOV YO--Wait, what number is this? She never misses an ECHO--SHIT--"

BEEP

“Uhh yeah, if you could just ignore that last message… Call me.”

[bastardsunlight]

hindsight

Closed starter with @wantfear

Thumping music, sweaty bodies, and the stench of booze and humanity surrounded the Vault Hunter as he took another shot from the beauty behind the bar. Their fingers brushed briefly and he felt a twinge of guilt, but nothing more. Moxxi had done the breaking-up and, since Mordecai had very few friends on Pandora (oh, who was he kidding, NO one had more than a few friends on Pandora), it would have been foolish to alienate her over something that was his fault. She watched him with worry painting her features, but the makeup she wore over top of it masked any semblance of expression beyond seduction. Mordecai’s horrid corpse-eater was perched outside, atop the awning over the entrance to Moxxi’s red light. He was not allowed in, which didn’t bother the beast one damn bit. Mordecai felt a little vulnerable without him, however. The nudity was perceived only, however, as the hunter was armed to the teeth, as always, and then some. His name was a household legend, spoken in every hovel the planet ‘round. That meant competition and bad tempers, especially when he was alone.

He had gained a sort of sixth sense for folks who wished to do him harm, so when the door swung open, Mordecai didn't even look up.

[neverfinal-archived]

@wantfear requested this idiot.

It wasn’t too often that Reno found himself in SOLDIER’s section of the building, usually they wanted him to stick to their own floors but today was a different kind of day. Running papers wasn’t exactly what he wanted to be doing, but it’s what they needed of him. 

Besides, it always gave him a laugh when it was to Angeal. The office still managed to misspell his name after these many years, which lead to on more than one occasion the Turk calling him angel all day. 

“Yo, angel. Office found their sense of humor ‘gain.” He handed the forms over with a sly grin. At least if he was delivering paperwork Reno got to enjoy it even if it meant dealing with Angeal doing his best to glare holes through him.

[meglm]

ok i got so many CR Kiss requests that im breaking them up into multiple posts. 

Here are some gross parents being in love

thank you to @wantfear and @cellobotomy and that one anon for playing in this round of “Make them Smooch” 

[skagskins-blog]

@wantfear 💔’d for a starter

“Sure, you saved my ass,” Rhys whispered to his not so imaginary friend, “but can I have my old interface back? I don’t care about what plants you snorted or how hot someone is 0-10, I just want my Windows 98 back.”

It was getting increasingly frustrating to he stuck with a backseat driver in his cybernetics, but he had to give the shitty AI some credit. He at least did help them. Once. Or twice. Not more than twice did he lend a hand, and it certainly didn’t make up for the nuisance he’d become.

Nor the lack of familiar settings on his ECHO eyes.

[darckcarnival]

[ wantfear ] "mom.... Mom.... Darck....." She's knocking on the wood of her vampire friends door. Growing irritated at her being locked in there for days now. "If you don't come out me and your velociraptor are gonna go mug the nearest cheesecake factory." ( ITS ME COON )

… This was very much a surprise. Darck hadn’t been expecting any of this, let alone that voice sounding so irritated. How long had it been? Too long. And then came the threat of taking her familiar Vel, and going to rob a cheese cake factory. That got Darck snorting.

Immediately the woman was on her feet, and strode across the room. Swinging open the door, and gave a broad smile. Abnormally large fangs barely visible.

And then, the half vampire took the younger girl into her arms in a big hug.

“How about I just go buy you some instead?”