#wanna squish his arms want him to put me in a chokehold :/

[ryxmix]

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY

pairings ; boothill x fem! reader

warnings ; smut smut smuuuuut, size kink if you squint real hard, robo dick, ooc boothill (made before release), censored cussing from his side, you call him "sir", use of pet names (sugar, girlie, pretty thing), he has normal human cum for some reason okay don't question me it's smut, you wear his hat (mentioned like...once), he's a huge tease, clit smacking, breeding kink, dumbification, degradation and praise???, he calls you a pillow princess, and more stuff...

a/n: i know he just got drip marketing but i need MORE- also i was thinking of sloppy seconds (ick pt2) by lay bankz while writing this so do with that what you will.

"c'mon sugar, you can do better, can't ya?" the cowboy mumbles mockingly, circling patterns into your inner thigh as you ride him tirelessly, tears staining your puffy cheeks as you try your hardest to cum.

"aw, is my pretty thing such a pillow princess that she can't do nothin unless her big strong cowboy does it for her?" he coos, smacking your clit before gripping onto your hips, still not moving, "didn't you want this? i never told you to, but you thought you could do it, dumb little girl." you sob, grinding down on him, "sir— wanna cum s'bad sir— nghaa!— it hurts, fuck—" he smiles up at your teary face, back resting against the headboard of the bed as he looks at you, teeth bared.

"oh girlie, you want me that bad? you want me to fill that pussy up so good until you can't think no more?" he coos, thrusting up into you, and for the first time tonight, you feel good, his cock touching that spot in your cunny.

"boothill—" he slaps your clit as a warning, and you whine, "sir! sir, it feels good! please, please make me feel good sir, please! fill me up, make me cum, anything!"

he grins at you, sharp teeth glinting under the dim light of the bedroom as he grabs you by the waist and pushes you down on the bed, metal-plated hands cold against your body. you squeak out, gripping onto the sides of the sheets as he flips you over.

"since ya asked so nicely, it would be too mean to say no to ya, girlie," he groans out, using his thumbs to spread your leaky cunt apart, humming at the way it glistens before he thrusts his cock back into you, eliciting a scream from your lips.

"sir! yes, sir— fu- hahnghh! it feels so good, sir, hah~ s-so good—" he doesn't respond, letting out a low growl as he thrusts into you harder and faster, feeling you tighten around him deliciously. You whimper and whine, feeling so full with his cock.

"such a good girl, my good little cutie," he clicks his tongue in annoyance when he can't call you what he wants to; when he can't call you his little slut. but you seem to get the memo, hole tightening around him before you squirt, cum gushing all over him as you fall limp, but he's not stopping, still thrusting into your sensitive hole.

"sir— sir, wait, 'm still sensitive, sir— nghyaa!??" he presses you down on the bed fully, cock thrusting deep until it kisses your cervix, and you let out a broken whimper. He lets out a delightful chuckle, a hand going around your neck until he brings you into a choke hold in his arm, squishing your cheeks until you can only let out babbles from the struggle to breathe. but it still feels so good, better even.

"sir— sir, 'm gonna cum again— sir— mphyaaa!" you gush around his cock once more and he finally spills into your hole, cum thick and creamy. he lets you out of the criminally sexy chokehold before putting his hat on you with a chuckle, admiring your fucked out face.

"that's my pretty girl, heh."

[anemptypuddingcup]

Congratulations on 900!!!!! I love your writing so much ❤️😍🫶🏼 and was wondering if I could request a zoro + breeding kink.

He’s become the best swordsman and finally wants his wife to carry his lil sword babies ❤️❤️ that man is just something else and the way you write breeding kinks puts me in a chokehold boo 😵‍💫❤️❤️

OHHHHH- I honestly think that’s a classic combo honey-

I hope this doesn’t choke you out either-😭

Zoro & Breeding.

“Z-Zoro!~ M-Mmgh!- P-Please h-hold on w-we just c-came!~”

You spill out your sentence shakily and broken as Zoro continues to thrust inside of you, his hands gripping your thighs and pinning you against your shared futon. His heavy groans feel deep into your ears while his knees dug far into the futon. He couldn’t help but smile at your little fucked out expression while you melted easily on his cock.

“It’s only been three rounds, you can take a few more like my good little woman~ You’re nowhere near as full as I want you to be.” He whispers to you, his string yet rough hand gripping your chin and squishing your face softly. You let out another whine as he continued to thrust into you, your pussy growing too sensitive to hold out much longer for anymore of your strong husband’s thrusts or his seed.

You let out a loud mewl as you felt his tip kiss your cervix deeply, a few tears pricking at your eyes as it felt very overwhelming yet pleasurable. You feel his length twitch inside of your and his brows begins to furrow once again, implying that he was close to another orgasm. “H-Hah!~ Z-Zoro!~” You gripped the back of his yukata tightly with one hand as you felt yourself ready to cum once again. He smiles and grips your other hand, his fingers waffling with yours before he presses a sweet kiss against your lips.

He feels your walls tighten around his cock and lets out a sudden grunt, his nails slowly scratching at the soft skin of your thigh and leaving behind a few fresh scratches against your skin. “I-I n-need to cum, I wanna cum again Z-Zoro!~” You moan out shakily, a broken whine leaving your lips as tears began to fall down your face. “I don’t care how many times you can cum…I’ll keep filling you up until I feel that you’ve had enough deep inside.” He whispers to you, pressing his slightly chapped lips against the skin of your neck.

You mewl softly to him and wrap your legs tightly around his waist. “H-Hold m-me Zoro~” You begged, wrapping your arms tightly around his neck while tears begins to slide down your face and soak your cheeks. He sighs lovingly and pulls you up onto his lap and into his arms, his arms holding you tightly while a groan leaves his throat. “C-Cumming- I’m cumming!~ Z-Zoro!~“ You gasp out suddenly, pressing your face against shoulder.

He lets out a low groan while his hands grip the thin cotton of your yukata. “I’m not stopping you baby, go on and cum~” He whispers to you, his arms holding you tight as he felt your body shudder against them.

You let out a shaky exhale as you felt yourself tremble against him, biting your bottom lip a little tight. A loud yet muffled moan finally leaves your throat as you gush out around his length. He lets out a deep groan before he releases another load deep inside of your sensitive cunt, keeping your body close as he lets out a little gasp shortly after.

“Z-Zoro~ Mmh~ Z-Zoroooo~” You whine out shakily to him. He peppers smooches against your tear-stained cheek and legs out a little chuckle. “It’s okay it’s okay, relax for a moment.” He cooed to you, trying his best to soothe your from your sensitive and slightly overwhelmed state.

“I hope you’re ready to take more…” He whispers to you, a sweet smile spread across his face. You whimper to him before sighing a bit tiredly, knowing that he’s probably going to keep you up all night just to fill you properly.

“Take my seed and bear my children for me baby.”

[miekasa]

Mie, after the recent episode I’m in need of healing…And the cure would be some headcanons about porco pretty please 🥺❤️

I want to make it abundantly clear that Porco is, in fact, my boyfriend, and I love him very, very dearly. He’s so sexy for no reason lmfao it's kind of ridiculous. Anyway, here are some thoughts about him <3

sfw

He’s a Starbucks slut. He won’t admit it, but he is. Uses your name for the order to keep it all under wraps, but he’s a whore for it. He’s there a minimum of five days per week, and he is very particular about the standards of his drinks.

Pretends not to care about anything, but cares about everything pls. He’s good at the nonchalance act, even better at sarcasm and masking everything behind it, but the truth is Porco cares a lot. Especially about you.

Sure, he’s an asshole, teases you to no end, pushes you onto the couch and walks away laughing, smushes your face with his palm to throw you off balance, tells you there’s a bug on you just to watch you freak out… but he also opens every door for you, encourages you to tell him about your problems, buys you food even when you say you’re not hungry. He’s a good boyfriend, alright, even if his methods of affection aren’t so… traditional.

He loves to make fun of you, will literally point and laugh sometimes, but he’s not gonna let anybody else do that. He gets to laugh at you because he loves you and would kill a man for you; nobody else is doing that shit, so nobody else is making fun of you while he’s around.

He’s a car guy, and is very particular about his car maintenance; which is why he does it all himself. So, expect at least one Saturday out of your month to be booked just watching Porco clean and detail his car; and yes, you’re booked too because he drags you by the collar, sits you on a fold-out beach chair, and tells you to, “Sit there and do your assignments, or fix your little animal villager island.”

(Quality time is one of his love languages, he just won’t admit it. In fact, if you asked him about love languages, he’d scrunch up his face because, “What the fuck do they mean by that? Can’t a dude just say ‘I love you,’ in peace anymore?”)

He also cleans your car for you, and if you ever bring up going to a car wash, then prepare to meet his death stare for the remainder of the day. The premium air prank thing wouldn’t work on him—he wouldn’t even care about you potentially being scammed, he’d be more miffed that you went to some random man to put air in your tires lmfaooooo

That bomber jacket he wears… that’s yours now LMFAOO. He gives you shit for it, always calls you out on stealing his stuff and not even wearing it when it’s actually cold outside, but he loves to see you in it, don’t be fooled.

He used to smoke/juul in highschool, until Marcel forced him to stop. He rarely gets the urge to pick up a cigarette anymore, but when he does, he tries to curb his craving with candy—and he hates candy, so it’s a punishment in itself. Occasionally, when he’s stressed, you’ll find Porco angrily making his way through a sleeve of Starburst, and that’s when you know he needs a shoulder massages, and maybe a couple of kisses to calm him down.

Him clearing a pack of candy is also a telltale sign to his friends that the two of you have had/are in an argument. When Pieck sees Porco buying his third pack of Twizzlers for the day, she knows she had to intervene no matter how much Porco says, “It’s none of your fucking business, Pieck.” Porco might be intimidating to everyone else, but not to her; which is why she has no qualms pulling him by the ear to his brother.

Because the only other person besides Pieck who’s not scared of an angry Porco, is his older brother. Marcel definitely sets him straight, tells him to pull his head out of his ass and to stop ruining his teeth and his relationship over a petty argument. And Porco has the audacity to scoff when you and Marcel actually get along pls.

In theory his haircut should allow him to pull off hairstyles similar to Levi’s and Armin’s… if you every try that shit on him he might just bite your hand bye.

Bitches about all the stuff you buy when you’re out shopping, but won’t let you carry any of the bags. You offer to hold your own purchases, and he just scowls, clicks his teeth, starts walking ahead of you, and then tells you to hurry and catch up. Chivalrous asshole <3

He remembers all your anniversaries and in-between special dates, and he’s a pretty good gift-giver. He’s not all that sappy about it in the moment, preferring to just hand you your present and stick his hands in his pockets, but it’s easy to tell that he put a lot of thought and effort into it.

He likes being kissed. Kiss him, even if he complains about you “smothering him in affection.” He likes it.

If you’re walking next to him, then you guys are gonna be holding hands. He’s not crazy about PDA, but he doesn’t think hand holding is anything drastic. Plus, he likes that you sometimes squeeze his hand. You could hold his arm if you want, he’s into that, too.

He has this habit of just… watching you. He probably doesn’t mean for it to be as intense as it is, but Porco is always watching you, and he notices everything about you—no bad mood, or slight annoyance is flying under his radar.

With that tho, sometimes you’ll just be… doing normal things (cooking, cleaning, reading, doing homework), and he’ll just eye you up and down. Like he’s looking over every part of you and committing it to memory. He doesn’t even intend for it to be sexual, but with the way he’ll sit a little leaned forward, with his legs spread a little bit, and stalk his eyes over you—it definitely is less than innocent at times.

He’s not too much into matching couple items (at least nothing too obvious), but if you give him something or buy something for him, he’ll wear it. Maybe you don’t have matching clothes, but all the beanies he owns are because you bought them for him; or maybe he’s sporting a new chain because you picked it out; and maybe, just maybe, he didn’t peel that stupid little sticker off of his back window because you put it there and he loves you or whatever.

He’s an early riser :// he’s not up at 5am, but he is awake by 8-9am most days, even on weekends. It’s not even that he does it to be productive; it’s more that he’s a creature of habit, and getting up that early in high-school kind of stuck with him. If you’re not an early riser, then too bad; when Porco is around you will be.

I’m talking, ripping the covers off of you, and rolling you off the bed if he has to. Tells you to get your ass up and eat breakfast with him, but he’s just likes to spend his mornings with you when he can.

He’s very cognizant about what you eat and where you eat. He’s not tracking your calories or forcing you to eat “healthy”—he’s not saying or doing anything to make you insecure. But it is important to him that you eat well and eat enough to sustain yourself. So if he drags you to the kitchen and forces you to eat dinner with him, it’s because he cares.

He’s a pretty good cook, too. He just fucking hates when anyone is in the kitchen when he’s cooking, so if you’re looking to be his sous chef, or hoping for a picturesque moment out of a movie, then good luck LMFAOO.

He’s, unsurprisingly, athletic, too. Along with disciplining himself at the gym, he’s played sports since middle school, pretty much anything he could get his hands on to keep himself busy. It gets narrowed down to just rugby or lacrosse in the fall, and hockey in the winter at university. He doesn’t do much in the spring because he’s got allergies LMFAOO.

His teammates usually refer to him by his last name. You are not to refer to him by his last name unless you want to be body slammed into the mattress, and tickled without mercy; or have your forehead flicked if you’re in public. He will classically condition you out of it, because what does he look like going around with his girlfriend calling him Galliard.

He boxes, too, but that’s more for the sake of working out, not to compete. Definitely takes you to the gym when it’s pretty empty, sticks a pair of gloves on you, hangs up a punching bag and smiles, “Show me what you got, pretty girl.”

He turns out to be a good trainer—for boxing, and just being at the gym in general; if you need a workout buddy, he’s a great option, even if he does mess with you a little. If he teaches you his best tricks just to watch you take down Bertolt, then no he didn’t <3

Encouragement when you’re working out usually comes in the form of him tapping your ass and telling you good job. Or him patting your head, and saying he’s proud of you for keeping up.

Head pats are a frequent form of affection outside of the gym, too. Even if they are teasing sometimes, it’s Porco-talk for “That’s my girl.”

nsfw/suggestive

Occasionally, you’ll catch him having a lollipop in place of other candy to curb his smoking cravings. Usually, your presence is enough to calm him down, which is why he’ll take it out of his mouth, and put it in yours instead, and tell you to, “Hold onto to this for me, baby.”

And while he’s stopped the cigarettes and juul pens, he’s not averse to a joint every now and then, and one of his favorite things to do is shotgun with you. Makes you sit right on his lap, keeps one hand on your jaw to make sure your mouth stays open while he blows smoke over your tongue. Tells you how pretty you look for him.

He’s got a thing for you sitting on his lap in general. Particularly because he likes to keep his hands on your ass, but he’s also a fan of the way you paw at him when you’re riding him.

He can be pretty rough with you—manhandling you, smacking your ass as punishment, forcing your hands above your head or behind your back—but he never wants to hurt you.

Does this thing where he’ll smush your cheeks between his fingers while he’s fucking you, likes to watch you cheeks get puffy, likes to hear for you to beg him to kiss you or let you cum. He’s mean, will smile, get close enough to your lips, and then turn his hand so that your mouth is covered with his palm and his only order is, “Keep quiet, doll. I’m not done with you yet.”

Would he let you slap him… probably, if you ask.

If you wear his jerseys to his game, then expect to get fucked in it afterwards—in it is key, because he’s not letting you take it off. Will bunch it up, stuff the bottom of it in your mouth, and tell you to keep it there while he fucks you.

He’s not a biter, but he does have a nasty habit of sucking wherever he can get his mouth on you. On your neck, your tits, your stomach, your clit, your thighs.

[jujutsubabe]

(How the boys from jjk cuddle u 😌🌸)

Itadori

Itadori’s love language is touch so cuddling and holding each other all night is so nice

if you come anywhere near his bed he’s pulling you in for an instant cuddle

Will snuggle his face into your chest/arms and give you a bunch of quick kisses all over ur face cause he’s excited

He will talk and put kisses all over ur face at the same time.

You two would be wrapped up while he’s talking, “I’m so—“ kiss “happy I get to—” kiss kiss “see you.” Kiss

Whenever you talk expect him to wrap his arms around you and rest his face on your belly (he wants you to scratch his head as you talk)

(If you stop petting him for some reason, he will pick up your hand and put it on his head or look up at you until you pet him again)

Will pass away if you rest your head on his lap

He doesn’t know what to do, just worrying about where to place his hands, he accidentally poked your eye one time even though he was trying to gently pet your head.

He grabbed your face and apologized, squishing it way too hard for you to say anything back.

Megumi

Won’t admit that he likes being little spoon, but he gets happy when u can just… tell he wants to be held.

Very light fluttery touches, like he’s scared of messing up

Loves it when you grab his hand yourself and intertwine fingers

he doesn’t wanna seem clingy, but when he’s too tired to care, expect him to hold you like a koala and bury his head in your shoulder.

He’ll give you back hugs and hold you cause he just likes it a lot…

Gets flustered when you two hug normally, he usually looks down but when you grab his face he will! blush!!

Will watch you with the lightest smile.

Kisses your hand when no ones looking

He really likes to do secret kisses, like on your neck or the top of your head, he likes not letting you know where he’s gonna kiss all the time!

Comb through his hair and he will pass away

Poor guy, he doesn’t get touched enough, if you comb your hands through his hair he will sigh really loud and lean into your touch, but then get embarrassed for getting too relaxed with you.

If you embarrass him too much he stuffs his head into his pillow and groans until his blush is gone.

He whispers “I love you” when you sleep/ cuddle

I’m sure he’s cold too, so he’s always blowing on his fingers until you stuff his hands into your pockets.

If you both have cold hands expect the both of you to have a war on who gets to be warmed up first.

You would probably place ur cold feet on his back while he puts his hands on your neck❤️ the both of y’all need to invest in a heater

Gojo

This Giant yeti man will trick you into being big spoon.

He’ll act like he will hold you from behind, but as soon as you get into the bed his back is facing you. Turning his head to see if you’ll hold him

He likes it cause he feels secure, you have a good hold on him, makes him feel like a baby

Idk he will probably want you to pet his face/ massage it but will randomly stick your fingers in his mouth. :/

no one asked for that...he just grabs your fingers and rams them into his mouth and acts like he did nothing when he takes them out...

Wtf is wrong with him…

He wants you to hold him all the time

When ur cooking expect him to lean on you, wrapping you up.

Walking? His hands all around your shoulders, keeping you close

Working? Plz wrap your arm around his neck.

He’s so clingy, he’s the type of guy who needs to hold hands with you while you pee❤️

if you run your hands through his hair while you cuddle expect him to possibly go quiet. Take advantage of that silence, that quiet blissful two seconds where he stops talking…

Nanami

I feel like he would have sugar daddy vibes when you cuddle…

Like he loosens his tie, leans back with both arms on the couch, and motions for you to come by tapping the couch.

Will pull you in for a side hug and bury his nose in your hair

Forehead kisses? Forehead kisses.

Rarely puts his hands on you, I don’t think his language is touch but when he does I’m sure he’d rest his hand on your head or hips

He dips his head down when he kisses you, and very gently holds your jaw.

Whatever touches he puts on you are very gentle

Will fall asleep if you massage his back!! Like his head will go low and he’ll sigh

Will randomly hold your hand and press it to his lips.

Run your hands through his hair and he discombobulates!!! He literally feels amazing and he just falls asleep

He’s just a sleepy cuddler tbh….

Will lazily have his arm wrapped around you as you sleep.

Sukuna

idk maybe puts you in a chokehold

One time he tried to kiss you while he was just a mouth on Itadori’s cheek….

Bear hugs you from behind

Slaps your thigh and then grips it

Has you sit in his lap no matter what, it’s like a villain who has a cat in their lap all the time.

Definitely wraps his hand around your neck when you kiss😌

Hickeys.., I just…. I know he does so many for no reason

Squeezes your face until you pout at him, then he gives you a kiss

If you guys go on dates, he doesn’t hold your hand when you walk, he holds your arm.

Play with his hair and he’s so confused… like why do… your fingers in his hair feel nice??

Will tell you to stop, but when you do he asks why you stopped.

He lays on his back and opens his arm for you, pulls you close as he stares at the ceiling

You will wake up and he will be straight STARING AT YOU

Unblinking too just: 😐😐😐

is it a loving stare?? Angry one?? We will never know

*That one Junpei episode spoiler warning *

Mahito

First of all….He lives in a sewer so where r u two going to be cuddling🤨🤨🤨 def not on ur bed cause he has bugs.

He stuffs your face in his armpit

Touch his hair and your hands will be wet with grease….

What else do you want me to say….

Okay but he def lays on his back or stomach. If he lays on his stomach he wants you to use his butt as a pillow❤️🥰

Probably holds you around the waist as you two commit crimes together, Bonnie and Clyde style

He’s super ticklish… you guys can barley cuddle cause he’s kicking you off him

Once he gets the hang of holding you, he still lets out little giggles cause!!! It tickles!!

No kisses on his neck though… he will throw his head back laughing and knock you off of him.

Wraps his arm around your neck from behind

hickeys are too scary cause he will just bite you and not let go…. like he truly does bite you, I think he’s trying to eat you...

If you guys hold hands he talks about how quickly he could morph you into a rabbit….

Gives you quick pecks on the cheeks before killing Junpei 😐 you monster….

Idk even if u die he will still cuddle u dw….🧍🏽‍♀️

Getou

Yk how Nanami has sugar daddy vibes? This man has mafia sugar daddy vibes

Probably calls you pet names

Literally motions you to his side with the flick of his finger.

Gets close to your ear and whispers about how pretty you are

Strokes ur face and then dips in for a kiss.

When he sleeps he has you lay on top of him, he likes being able to hold you

He’s very slow with his touches and kisses, like you know he’s going to lean in but he stares for so long before he does so

Prolly grabs your thigh when you sit

When he holds your hand he kisses it and doesn’t break eye contact

[merotwst]

I don't know if you've seen Hadestown (there's a couple reccordings on youtube, it's really good) but I have had this idea stuck in my head of...just...Mc putting on a play in Twisted Wonderland, maybe during their second year when they no longer have to deal with the overblots, and kidnappings and cleaning ramshackle. And Jamil gets the part of Orpheus because his voive is just *chef's kiss* and I know he can play the guitar even if he denies it I KNOW HE CAN

Just Jamil singing the most beautiful love songs in a play about freedom, mending ones relationships, love and hope? Please I'm on my knees at the image of him getting the main part, getting to show his true talents to an audience and be recognized all while his crush is singing alongside him and he's never been happier??? It has me on a chokehold

OK LET ME BE HONEST

the reason i took too long to respond to this was bcs i had to listen to the musical. i finished it and UWOOOGH I FELL MADLY IN LOVE FUCK IT'S SO GOOD ANON THANK U I LOVE U FOR THIS

as for the jamil brainrot

YES?!?!?!?!? OH MY FUCKING GOD

no, i can see myself becoming absolutely mesmerized when he plays this poor boy who keeps his heart on his sleeve

LAAAALALALALALAAAAAAAA

ok but also

hear me out.......

i feel like he'd be so fitting as a hades....

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH BECAUSE HE'S SO GOOD WITH PAIN(?) IDK IF U GET IT BUT THE MELANCHOLY OF HADES WOULD BE SUCH A PRETTY COLOR ON HIM

and then imagine him slowly slowly learning to fall in love with his persephone again

THE SILENT ANGER AND RESENTMENT EVENTUALLY MELTING INTO LOVE ONCE AGAIN IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT PLEASE

imagine him looking at you with the coldest of glares (fans face and flutters eyelashes) and then soon, sooner when jamil hades remembers how much he loves you, the way everything becomes clear to him. what happened to you both? what has he done? he loves you. please say you'll try again with him

SCREAMING SCREAMING CRYING BLUSHING PLS I WOULD PROBABLY GIGGLE DURING REHEARSALS AND HE'D GET ANNOYED "LIZ, STOP THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME"

NO URE TOO BABYGIRL I CANT HELP IT

i wanna play persephone someday UGH HER GROWLY VOCALS

THE BELT in lady of the underground was EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE EVER SINCE I WAS A FETUS I WANT TO BE THAT BELT HOW DO I BECOME THAT

i love love love persephone

ahhhh he'd be so excited if his crush got cast as his persephone pls imagine ure dancing with jamil in the end ure in love ure happy again he wants u to be happy go back and bring sunlight into the world once again and he will wait for you in his darkness. he'll keep ur memory of light in his heart until you return to him and ure in his arms again for the other half of the year im tearing up hold on

kalim would be orpheus

he'd be perfect as orpheus with his sunny personality it would br so natural. i dont wanna hear his bird screeching though cuz like apprently in the game people thing his voice sounds good bro idk bitch wher he's constantly SCREAMING. THAT'S NOT IT. ok sorry for the kalim slander i love him lemme squish his cheeks squish squish little bitch boy that i adore smooches forehead

and jamil would definitely be the type make his life more complicated by forbidding him to look back lmao anyways

BECAUSE WOW I DONT WANNA PUT JAMS IN ORPHEUS' AND EURYDICE'S TRAGEDY EITHER

he deserves a happy ending

he is the perfect hades idk if his voice would fit but we can make it work

i know because i was cast as persephone i was there i saw jamil he was perfect

the perfect babygirl for hades