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I feel like, if Jason was ever de-aged, Bruce wouldn't leave his side and be the best dad ever for him (he sees it as a second chance)
#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#the batkids would definitely be jealous#tf you mean Bruce can be a good dad?!#bruce: of course we can spend time together son😊🥰#dick: see that's why i hated to visit back then#tim: I think I never saw bruce smiling like that when I was Robin#Damian: tt#also Damian: does father even love me? *identity crisis*#Barbara: yeah seems about right#alfred being Jason's favorite makes bruce jealous#Bruce: Heeeeeey Alfie. Wanna visit Great Britain? You know you deserve it#alfred: only if master todd comes with me#bruce: fuuu#jason: vacation? in Great Britain? Isn't it too expensive?#Bruce: I'll buy you anything you want even if it makes me poor because its gonna be worth it to see you smile#that's how Jason alfred and bruce went to london without the others#when jason is older again he wonders how it is possible that he has those memories of being young but having more siblings#bruce: idk what you mean? it was always just you and dick back then.#jason: then how come i have a memory where damian tries to kill because Alfred the cat slept in my room instead of his?!#bruce: idk bad dream?#meanwhile Alfred shows everyone the cute pictures he took of jason in London#duke is baby jays favorite
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sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise
#fratboy sabito posting#sabito#kny sabito#idk#was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot*#[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair]#i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man.#sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!!#i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it.#trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler#sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler#idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em#all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip#off cliffs what the fuck.#i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all#sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump#on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being#the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment#sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill#honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc#kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells#i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no#hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him#thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded#wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun
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Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?
Evidence below the cut!
He’s often played as kinda hyperactive — he’s always gotta be moving. His physicality in the 98 film feels especially ADHD to me, it’s very fidgety. Also he “was busy in the luggage van” and caused the train to be delayed. ADHD time blindness moment.
#poll#noncanon adhd character#cats the musical#cats#skimbleshanks#this is skipping ahead like 25 characters but#i got 4 cats submissions at once and wanna spread em out#also his name is skimbleshanks#and i only took ritalin today not concerta#so i had to post skimbleshanks. his name is too funny#today as in. the night before when im queuing this. not the day it goes up#me and my therapist have agreed i should do this daily instead of filling the queue#so when you see me talking about today. its the night before lol
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my cat thinks blueberries are toys to play with
#he’s such a little gremlin#so so cute tho!!#if moots wanna see pics of him ask away bc i loveeee showing him off 🤭#i expected him to ignore them or maybe eat them but instead he went nuts n started playing w them#but then i had to clean up the 10+ blueberries i’d tossed to him that were scattered around my room :(#anyway he’s the cutest distraction n he’s such a sweet cuddly boy#recently he’s been sleeping on me n not letting me get up in the morning n it’s the best thing ever 🤭#tempted to share him on here but i show him off to literally everyone in my real life so maybe not my best idea#but ask for a cat pic n who knows maybe i’ll send you one hehe#me#my thoughts
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friend of roommate from freshman year spotted me and invited me to his b-day party this weekend
#ive only really interacted with the guy a handful of times but he seems really nice and chill#junior year and 1st time ive actually been invited to a party in college#part of me don wanna but i made this my big 'become slightly more extroverted and outgoing" year#my 'go out and experience the world' year instead of bouncing between my dorm bedroom to class to home like i've been doing#so i gotta i will you will do this you will go to this guys party#you will not die by explosion or lightning strike or whatever you think will happen to you if you go outiside#it's a big step but i will do it#quick everyone bully me into it if you see me start questioning it#I've been to his place once and they have two cats there so i might just the hang out with the cats#last time i went to a party was b-day parties in middle school lol#we'll see how this will go...
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maybe its just cause i stopped reading during avos but im so tempted to just nuke most of the post oots background characters and just do my own nextgen style au
#most of the important cats like alder and spark will remain and some nextgen kids will take up important spots#but im sorry. i dont give a fuck about blossomfalls kids#everytime i get to that generation when i start conceptualizing family trees my eyes go into my head#and like i also wanna make the dark forest battle more devastating and change the victims#bramblestar will lose a few lives here i know that#ferncloud and sorreltail are living out of spite on my end lmao. killing their husbands instead#the greencough deaths are getting moved here cause like. wow what a gutless decision#im thinkingggg icecloud and hazeltail have their kit but icecloud dies here#hazeltail lives til avos#graystripe dies here instead of tbc. dustpelt too. actually might nix sandstorm too so all of the og apprentice group is gone#kinda marking oots as the true end of an era#lets see who else. spiderleg since he got a boring death anyways. biiiirchfall? cinderheart is presumed dead but she goes missing#hollyleaf has been dead all along really but shes confirmed dead in this book#now that i think about it this doesnt change a ton of the new family tree but like.... ok i still wanna overhaul it sdklfjksldfdsf#yuriverse
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Once again I have messages and asks to reply to that I haven't got round to yet because last couple of weeks have honestly been hella stressful but I promise I'm not ignoring you; I just haven't recovered enough to respond yet.
#i'm flagging big time ngl#sorting the whole trip back to the uk has been exhausting#haven't even finished booking flights yet and i still have to get a train ticket from london to my city#and then either tell my bf i can't stay that night bc being a bridesmaid i have to stay over at the wedding venue#or tell my friend i can't stay over the night before the wedding bc it's been 10 months since i saw my bf and cats and i wanna cuddle them#why does my life always seem to involve having to choose which person to disappoint#i honestly feel like life right now is just throwing me choices that involve losing either way instead of winning#it's never like. trying to choose between chocolate cake and salted caramel ice cream where both options are a win#it always feels like choosing between having my hand cut off or my foot cut off#and when i tell people this they're just like 'but you shouldn't see it that way! it's so sad that you choose to view it like that.'#so yeah i'm exhausted because i'm depressed and poor and stressed out about going back to the uk#just wanna sleep for a week but noooooo#at least this week is fairly light. short commute relatively easy classes and i like the staff i share the classroom with
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ahhhh i forgot tumblr search is crap
#snow speaks#im :( bc ive been looking EVERYWHERE for a character art#but :(((( only to find out i have to change my search so its like. less specific#which is incredibly annoying bc i dont wanna run into other things but the character#i cant complain tho like. im trying to find more serval art and i get cats instead kdjffjf#but i do just wanna see serval art why is it so difficult fjdndndn#like!! ive been raving on and on about how hard it is to find art for serval (and really a lot of the girls tbh)#but at least w serval i just have to change my search#maybe id be lucky too w others 🤔 idk....
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comforting
Both of them have suffered too much...
#warrior cats#warriorcarts#digital art#cat art#bramblestar#squirrelflight#doodles#cats art#i wanna see them comforting each other sooo much:(#drawing this instead of writing my homework#my art
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the thing. i keep doing. is i try to write down an idea to evict it from my brain. but writing it down makes me come up with more idea. so it takes like at least twice as long as i think it will
#if i get it all out it does leave my brain though#i wrote down like 15 pages of google doc outline/ideas for a one piece/percy jackson crossover#and now its not taking up space when i wanna think about other stuff#like its probably never gonna become a full finished fic but whatever#if anyone wants to see it i can post a link#right now my brain is full of persona 5/harry potter crossover#i do Not support jkr and will be making several characters trans in protest#but shitty hp crossovers are my weakness and there don't really seem to be many for p5. which is weird.#anyway if i wanna stop thinking about it i gotta write it down#then i can fill my brain with persona 5/batman crossover instead#which so far the most detail i have is ''post canon joker and morgana start a cat video youtube channel''#and damien recognises morgana from the videos lol
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literally LOVE learning i was completely fucking wrong about what constitutes psychosis bc the lady who helped me start to get diagnosed apparently had NO idea what the fuck she was talking about 😐 dissociation isn't a form of psychosis!
#len speaks#dissociation isn't psychosis and i feel like a dumbass! thanks lady!!#gonna have to amend a bunch of shit now bc i was spreading misinfo. might make this my pinned post for a bit in case#now i'm questioning the validity of my diagnosis itself! like i HAVE experienced psychosis but it's rare af for me!#if she was wrong abt that was she wrong abt my diagnosis as a whole????? but why did the meds work in that case??????#augh i guess i REALLY have to rewrite my cat witcher psychosis post now. and talk to my psych.#god i feel so bad abt this. susan meet me in the fckn pit!! your misinfo caused me soooo much annoyance!!!!!!#PLEASE like this if you see it i wanna make sure ppl see this bc I Was Wrong!!#edit: ok she apparently didn't diagnose me officially and instead referred me to some guy who probably knew what he was talking abt for the#Official Diagnosis so i'm at least not freaking out abt that anymore
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I give too much advice to adults who are dedicated to acting like children and not wanting to understand ppl theyve decided to hate for no reason.
#like why do i extend my arm when you're just a bully with a woke coat of paint to justify your actions lol#like plenty of the posts i reblog say- just bc you dont like something or in this case SOMEONE. doesnt mean you have to find a secret#reason theyre somehow problematic to justify your dislike of them. sometimes you can just dislike ppl for dumb petty reasons even#id rather you just be honest that thats the reason instead of being a manipulative fuck making me think theres some secret other reason im#doing what im doing and if i dont listen to you then it means i dont actually want to be progressive or whatever. bc we both know thats not#the reason you're doing this. we both know you're just doing this bc you like to be a bully and found a woke way to do so.#we both know you dont actually care about me changing bc if i do listen to you and change. there will be a new expectation that i didnt#successfuly fill. thats just how ppl like yall work#thats just how bullies who like to see themselves as progressive are#i say like to see themselves as bc i see bullying as inherently a rightwing thing. and obviously if you're not being a disingenuous fuck rn#you know i mean genuine bullying when yoy bat someone around like a cat for not living up to your expectations#not calling ppl out for their genuine obvious shitty behavior#these are two different things and ik manipulative bullies who larp as progressive ppl know that but seems they wanna convince us theyre#the same so they can keep batting people around. please get a hobby. please find a new way to entertain yourself#oh and please for the love of fuck go to therapy bc no one does that shit other than when they feel inadequate themselves.#idk if you've noticed but i like never feel the need to bully people. idk why but i think its bc i love myself and i love being weird and#eccentric and not fitting anyones specific standards. idk. its more freeing to mot give a fuck what other ppl are like#and trying to change their behavior somehow someway to be more palatable to what youd like.#and maybe bullying isnt right wing but its definitely not progressive. sorry for not having the perfect phrasing ik its horrible#im just so terrible for not phrasing things the way you want i know.#ik a lot of the stuff about narcissists and bs but the shit about communal narcissists is what ppl like this remind me of#purely in it for the aesthetic. to look progressive and cool and diverting from the norm. but shits on anyone who might threaten their role#even if theyre just imagining theyd someone how threaten their role in this. oh and of course they only give af about shit to look good#which is why when you do something that doesnt fit the Aesthetic Of Progressivism then automatically you're kicked out and not progressive.#bc ppl who are 'communal narcissists' for lack of a better term. have set the standard that its how leftist you *appear* than what you do#or what you believe.#i wish we had a better term for this bc i think this a useful observation. i jst dont wanna throw ppl w personality disorders under the bus
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Okay I have a story.
So my birthday is this Sunday (May 26th). My mom ordered some presents for me but one of them (an Etsy purchase) was seemingly stuck in transit and might not make it on time. I tell my mom all good, no worries. She gets in contact with the seller. After a long delay in response they get back with "Right we'll fix it!" It ships, tracking label and everything, good to go! ETA May 22nd (yesterday.)
During the work day I check the tracking and it says it's been delivered in/at mailbox! I double check with my mom "hey, is it mailbox size?" because if not, I don't want it sitting at the front door where anyone walking by could snag it.
She says "it's definitely NOT mailbox size." Okay. I text my neighbors in the building "Anyone seen a package delivered? It's a birthday gift from my mom and I wanna make sure it gets inside!" Success! Floor 2 David (not to be confused with Floor 1 David) had brought it inside. Inform my mom. All good!
I stop by home briefly around 4pm, because yesterday was hot-hot and I just installed my window A/C that morning in the living room, and according to my cat cam my stupid cat hasn't spent a single second in the climate controlled living room and is, instead, voluntarily baking herself elsewhere so I'm like "great" and hop on my bike to go home (10 minute ride) to check on her.
I get in the building door. Patches is crying from the top floor because she heard me. I maneuver my bike in the front hall. The ugliest fucking 6-foot-tall cat tree(?)/totem(?)/statue(?) I've seen in my entire life is just. Standing there.
My first thought is "What the fuck is that." My second thought is "Oh fuck that is for me." I look around at the floor in case there's perhaps anything else that might, in fact, be the gift.
No. Me and Cat Pole.
It's taller than me. I turn it around to face me and its face is painted and this is, in fact, uglier than it looked from the back.
Um.
Patches is crying. So I just haul it up to my level. MAYBE it was supposed to come with twine that I wrap around it (and hide its face from the world) for Patches to scratch. Maybe this is a prank. Maybe this is an inside joke, because when my mom moved into her current house the neighborhood gifted her some ugly-as-hell totem that apparently, by tradition, each newest-comer to the neighborhood is required to have and display in their window so maybe this is a very good riff on that.
Patches rubs against it. She's not afraid of this horrid facsimile of her kind.
Great.
Meanwhile SHE'S fine and the condo is a little toasty but totally liveable so I'm like "Good, cool, you're not baking. You're having a good time. Enjoy your new sister, I guess, I'll see you later."
I go back to work because this is a problem for later me.
After work, after my run, after whatever, I get home and it's like 8:00pm and Patches is so happy to see me and the totem pole is still just. There.
I text my friends like "so a bday gift is here from my mom and it's the Biggest Ugliest cat pole I've seen in my life. Is this a bit? Did my mom go 'that's so ugly haha! send!' Maybe she genuinely found it cute. How do I navigate this." My friend Sarah has the good advice to maybe text my mom neutrally like "Got the cat pole!" and feel the waters whether my mom is like "Isn't it ugly? 😂" or "Hope Patches likes it! 🥰"
My mom goes to bed early so I don't do any of that yet. Problem for tomorrow me.
This morning, Patches wakes me up for breakfast. I get her situated and I'm staring at the fucking Cat Pole again. I wonder if my Mom's been wondering all night what I thought of it.
I take a picture. I text her.
Okay.
I get on call with my mom. I ask for clarity that the ungodly horrid thing is NOT my birthday gift and is in fact a mix-up from the seller who sent me this instead of my actual gift. She's wheezing between words. She thinks I'm being too charitable for the amount of Absolute Fucking Ugly this is. I have to gently talk her out of using the word "monstrosity" while messaging the seller asking what the hell happened here.
I tell her I need to apologize for harming her dignity with Floor 2 David, who thinks this fucking thing is my mom's idea of a great birthday gift for her to-be-28-year-old daughter.
My heart goes out to the poor soul who did actually order this cat totem and is lacking it on this lovely day.
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childhood lullabies hit different when you’re beyond stressed out and not feeling well <33
#i passed out so early last night#and i finally got a decent night’s sleep hehe#but i found some of the songs my mom used to sing to me when i was a kid n put them on as i was falling asleep#n i slept so so well#also slept w my kitty cat next to me#and when i woke up he was on top of me n didn’t wanna let me up n outta bed 🤭#(need someone else to do that to me)#(not let me out of bed n fuck me full instead hehe)#to clarify that’s not what my cat did he just was purring on me n not moving but#was really sweet of him actually#anyway!! still beyond stressed but actually feeling rested so 🎉🎉#oh and unrelated but i took hella cute post practice selfies last night so ask if you wanna see n maybe i’ll send ‘em over hehe#mwah mwah 🥰#me#my thoughts
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#Vent#I hate how my brain works bc one moment I'll be fine and then I'll start getting worked up#And suddenly I'm googling 'should I kill myself for blank'#Literally the most mild shit like being white or lazy or feeding stray cats#And while I know that's stupid I know there's people out there who would agree and I don't trust my judgement#I feel like my mere existence is part of what's wrong with the world#I hate having these thoughts so often I don't want to kill myself but it's like every day my brain insists I should#And I don't know if it's depression or a stress induced panic attack (probably both)#I don't know what to do#I changed back to my old meds a few months ago but at a lower dose and I'm concerned I need to go up again#I would really like to be off antidepressants bc I'm afraid something will happen and I'll lose the only doctor I can actually afford#And I don't wanna be left without my meds bc I'm afraid I may actually become suicidal#I don't know I'm just rambling and I think I'm having a weird internal panic attack I don't know I don't know#I hate it#Maybe instead of increasing my dose I'll look into an herbal supplement for my anxiety#I have valerian root to help with sleep but it gives me vivid dreams and seeing as I get a lot of anxiety from my dreams I'm not a fan#Of course my doctor will probably think I'm an idiot if I tell her that#Why can't this just be easier
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our ghost cat refuses to visit me I need recommendations for how to get him to acknowledge me beyond going psspsspss into the void
#cat#ghost#my house is very haunted#unfortunately i only ever see the people ghosts#which is so rude i wanna see kitty ghost#my lovely childhood black cat needs to know i love him and his ghost is welcone#instead my dad gets freaked out and cusses out the ghost cat when it walks in front of him
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