#wanna incorporate as much as i can with y'all's fantasies

[telekineticseance]

FASCINATION STREET

pairing: professor! trey parker x f! reader

summary: you’re a foreign exchange student for a semester of your senior year of college in japan where you have a new professor

genre: fluff

word count: 1121

cw: legal age gap

author’s note: this is like the trey version of ‘circumstances’ and i’m in love with the idea of him moving to japan and becoming a professor if his career in film didn’t work out so here we are. this is also a really short first chapter but i'm mainly just trying to roll in smoothly with this one.

You always hated university. It wasn’t the school that was the problem. It was the fact that if you didn’t choose a local school, your parents wouldn’t pay for it. So you spent 3 years at a university where instead of learning how to be an adult and adapt to society, you came home every day to your parents smothering you. The best part though was that while the students that traveled for school usually lived off ramen, you were able to come home to a home cooked meal.

But when the university asked if you were interested in studying abroad for the first semester of your senior year, you definitely opted for the option that wasn’t coming home to be your mother’s little pookie bear every night. It was simple, you stayed in Japan for a semester, continuing your courses online through your university and having a few in person. You were mainly excited for the fact that you wouldn’t have to be home all the time and be able to see another country. I mean you already had your schedule practically planned out for you.

Everything was going to run smoothly, that was until you had your first day with your new professors. You didn’t realize how different the in person University would be and although you had always been good when it comes to school work, you felt yourself struggling. And it didn’t help that you were attracted to your English Comp professor.

You sat in your chair from across the room, watching your professor ramble on about the different writing styles and how teachers who judge others for their writing techniques were the worst kind of teachers.. He talked with his hands as you watched him closely, seeing him pace back and forth, marker in his hand. You were pretty sure you were the only student that was attracted to him because well, he wasn’t the most attractive guy around but something about him made you like him..a lot. Maybe it was the fact he seemed to be genuinely passionate about the course he taught, along with during the free period in which you were his aid, he would always find ways to make you laugh.

He finished his rant and looked around the class to make sure everyone was paying attention, you felt as though his eyes had lingered on you for a small moment before he went back to the board and started writing down the writing prompt for the week he was setting up for the class. “Does anyone want to run the class through the writing process one more time?” He asked, turning to look at the class. Everyone kept their hands down and he looked over at your direction, “Come on Y/N you know it right?”

Your lips parted in shock as he pointed at you before leaning against his desk with his arms crossed across his chest. You felt your heart race slightly under his gaze before answering softly, “Invention, Drafting, Revising, Editing.”

“Sorry I didn't quite get that.” He said, raising an eyebrow at you. “Invention, Drafting, Revising, Editing,” You spoke up and he nodded while grinning at you, “That’s right.”

He glanced at the time before putting the marker down at the white board, “Alright. Get out. You’re all free to leave.” The class shook their heads while laughing to themselves before packing their bags and leaving. You finished packing up your own bag before walking up to the front of the class where your Professor sat at his desk, writing on his laptop.

“Hey Professor Parker,” You started before he looked at you through the corner of his eyes with a small grin on his face, “I told you, you can call me Trey.”

You shrugged, “It seems informal. I’ve never called a professor by their first name before.” He chuckled as he stopped typing and turned his attention towards you. “I’m shocked that in this week we’ve been with each other you haven’t realized I’m not really a formal guy.”

He wasn’t wrong. You were surprised he had a job honestly. He usually showed up in a t-shirt and jeans with his hair messy. Most of his lessons he’d say cuss words through it as well, and even go on random rants about the film industry. And then during the time of you two being alone, he would always ask for your help during lesson planning and insisted you referred to him by his first name. Trey. It was simple but you liked it. But you never found yourself using it, which he would tease you for every time you called him Professor Parker. You even tried Mr.Parker one time but you hated the way it made you feel so you stuck to Professor.

“Did you have a question?” He asked, breaking you away from your thoughts. You nodded in response, “I was kind of having a hard time understanding how serious this writing is supposed to be. Because most of the examples were on things like reproductive rights but if I wrote an opinionated piece on Robert Smith being one of the best musicians of our time would that count?”

He chuckled, looking up at you from his desk, “I mean if you chose to write that specific topic I would need much persuading which defeats the purpose of the assignment.”

“So you think Robert Smith is the best musician of our time?” You asked, stifling a laugh to yourself. He shrugged, leaning back in his chair, twiddling a pen in his fingers. “Maybe not the best but he is definitely up there with a few others.”

“I had no idea you liked The Cure.” He grinned at you, biting the tip of his pen before leaning forward back in his chair, “There’s a lot you don’t know about me Miss Y/N.” He spoke, looking up at you. You pulled away from his gaze and he cleared his throat slightly, “So to answer your question, you can write whatever you want. Just as long as you are good at persuading me to be on the same side as you.”

You nodded, you still weren’t quite sure what to write about but you had a week to do it so it wouldn’t be too hard. Maybe eventually it will come to you. “Any other questions?” You shook your head in response and he nodded, “Well then. I’ll see you tomorrow then?”

“Yes Professor Parker.” You responded, picking up your bag and throwing it over your shoulder as you started heading out the door.

“It’s Trey!” Was the last thing you heard before the door shut behind you and you walked down the hall.

[sybariticnomad]

BNHA Prompts I want to read/write

>Ghibli AUs- literally any of them would be great but especially Princess Mononoke rn

>Rival School Gang AU- Bakusquad gang vs Dekusquad gang. Don't fuck with Uraraka bc she’ll wreck you w a smile. also Deku totally is one of those people who angry cries. Drama ensue when canon villains are really just out of town school gang that tries to take over their town and squads gotta unite whether they like it or nah. Featuring all might, Aizawa, and co as concerned teachers, detectives and whatnot that just wanna see these kids safe and sound

>Uraraka grew up on wrong side of the tracks AU- doesn’t necessarily have to be completely au, just that Uraraka growing up poor incorporating some of the less glamorous parts of being poor so she’s seen shit and done shit and wants to do good for the world now so no one else has to go through what she went through. I just want this to be a part of her character background so bad. Just scenes with her encountering villains or smalltime gangs and being like “dude we were neighbors I went through the same shit you did fam. Don't do this.”

>Uraraka using her anti-gravity quirk to do what hulk did to Loki in the first avengers movie and everyone being fuckin SHOOK. (can you tell who one of my main faves is yet? lol)

>A fic about ua kids literally being that, Kids. Shenanigans, Movie nights to binge the Rocky series only to end up too pumped to sleep so they all start training like crazy(Bakubro included), youtube channels, Todoroki secretly being messy af and joining the Tea Party where the ladies plus Todoroki spill tea and throw shade EVERYWHERE (all the best news comes from there), Bakugo growing and awkwardly trying to show his appreciation for his classmates and also awkwardly trying to mend his relationship with Deku (teen angst at it’s best and Deku is unsure of how to handle it but Uraraka and Kirishima help the dumbasses), Mina and Uraraka explore their sexuality together bc fuck you if they aint bisexual queens at the very least, Uraraka being one of the few willing to back talk Bakugo so she passive aggressively gives him nicknames like he gives her until he starts calling people by their names(like sweetie bc his sweat smells like burnt caramel, he calls her peaches sometimes bc of her country accent and a couple of other things if ya know what I mean) and eventually the whole class gets in on the nicknaming stuff and Bakugo is Sick Of People Stealing His Shit, Urarakas twang and Todoroki’s education in modern slang because explaining to him what being messy means and spilling tea is funny af (he starts using it all the time in a super awkward way “I believe that this situation calls for some messy retaliation” with long deadpan stares), how many of these kids can't wink and just give you long awkward blinks, teacher appreciation day gifts that get all the way out of hand (Aizawa gets the benign noise cancelling headphones and death wish coffee and then someone sends him a bottle of tequila and he wants to know which fucking child got a hold of alcohol to both admonish and thank them. Poor all might gets all the medicine, who’s idea was it to give present mic a loud mic and youtube channel why he’s already too loud please make it stop), someone gives Bakugo spicy chocolate cookies for valentines day and he doesn't want the sentiment but hot damn those cookies are fucking delicious, the kids get into American music because present mic recommends it to help with learning English and that's all fine and dandy until the kids start hosting death matches with Denzel curry’s Ultimate as the match song and wow how many of these songs have so much profanity please stop (just because you’re swearing in English kids doesn't mean some people still won’t know you’re swearing), Sex Ed Class for the kids (wow what trauma, what drama, Aizawa you are not giving the sex ed seminar they will get too scared. you will monitor Midnight as she gives the lesson. All might go have a cup of tea and try not to think of the kids having sex because golly they’re all still wee babes), Teachers shipping students and other staff lounge gossip, Spin the bottle truth or dare where the dare is always make out with the people you want to fight, Momo is cleaning out her closet and giving away clothes so please let the mad fight over who can get more clothes from her giveaway ensue(Uraraka is poor and on a mission, who know when she’ll be able to get clothes as nice as these again? she might enlist the help of some of her guy friends and she might also float all the clothes she wants to the ceiling out of reach of anyone else), BNHA girls using snapchat and momo’s closet to recreate Beyonce music videos and killing it (I really just want to see 7/11, the suck on my balls shtick, and Sorry because it’s a whole lotta friends hangin out and being sassy), WHO LET THESE KIDS WATCH South Park.  y’know. Shit like that. Wow this bullet point got way out of hand.

>Night Vale AU 1- Fuck you it’s Tododeku. Todoroki is obviously Carlos with his perfect hair and perfect teeth. Uraraka is totally dana, Deku is of course Cecil, Aizawa might be station management? Might be old man Jenkins. Whatever it is I'm here for it. 

>Night Vale AU 2-Alternatively its the cast of bnha just in the wtnv universe and their day to day lives dealing with night vales weirdness. do as you please.

>Underground Fighting/Fight Club AU- What It Says On The Tin. BNHA kids doing illegal underground fighting stuff and do with it what you will. 

>Oresama Teacher AU- I know I keep being super aggresive but still fuck you I think mafuyu and Uraraka would be able to flip flop each other or alternatively, mafuyu is urarakas grandmother and she taught Uraraka all the ways of badassery minus the fighting stuff bc she old

>Fantasy AU where for once Uraraka actually is the badass witch and not just the confused amnesiac- also What It Says On the Tin. Bitch can kick some ass.

>Adventure Time AU- For shits and giggles bc I said so I suppose. I think the bnha characters in that universe would be funny af with just the right dash of angst/drama.

>Assassination classroom au- what it says on the tin. 

>The Myth Of Hades and Persephone AU- featuring your chosen bnha ship. Imma leave mine out of it because the one I would prefer to put in would probably yield a lot of hate and I don't want my preferred ship to get in the way of anyone ignoring these prompts and not writing them? idk imma leave mine out but y'all get it.

More to be added at a later date bye lmao